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You’re wanted for tax fraud. I’m wanted for flying a dragon into an archwizard’s tower during his 900th birthday, killing 47. We are not the same.

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Creeper!!

#:D

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YOU THINK I’M JOKING BUT I’M DEAD SERIOUS

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i hate when i send someone a meme in another language and they're like "uhm... translate? 😒" fucker i sent you a meme where 90% of the words have an english cognate and/or you don't need to know what they're saying to find it funny. can you at least TRY

#the fact that '¿qué hace el pez? nada' doesn't have a good english translation is a tragedy #<- comedy's biggest tragedy. actually.

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i hate when i send someone a meme in another language and they're like "uhm... translate? 😒" fucker i sent you a meme where 90% of the words have an english cognate and/or you don't need to know what they're saying to find it funny. can you at least TRY

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I know it’s not hard to point out reactionaries hypocrisy when it comes to like safe spaces or hug boxes or whatever but genuinely how much of an echo chamber do you have to exist in for you to think this is a reasonable thing to say

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perfect boy .

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I have just learned that Mountain Goats are NOT, in fact, actual Goats.

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Bothering the beast

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I may be aroace but even I can admit when someone is hot.

Some of ya’ll straight people really refusing to admit someone of the same gender is hot. If an aroace person can say it so can you buddy.

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clarification

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No, we don't.

people love discourse, it's out natural state to disagree and be objective about things that really don't matter at all.

#>:)

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An older comic about appreciating snakes.

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she skele on my tor till I nyehehehe!

This ask has been Skele'd by Tor! Nyehehehe!

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Well you see minors under 25 years old should not be allowed to get gender reassignment surgery because what if they go to the clinic but instead of giving them a normal penis the nurses mess up and give them the evil penis. That's irreversible

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put me in coach i can take it

Alright everyone vote: Iroh vs tungl0r user blueengland

#Iroh is great and all. but I would vote blueengland. can't betray my mutuals.

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you're going about your normal day when, suddenly, surprise! you've been pokémon mystery dungeon'd!

unfortunately, due to budget cuts, the pokémon assigning quiz has been canceled. instead, you must spin THE WHEEL, assigning you a random, unevolved, non-legendary and non-mythical pokémon. you must now go on some sort of world-saving adventure as this pokémon. good luck!

tell me in the tags what you rolled, and how you feel about it - for bonus points, you can spin the wheel again for (or just take your pick of) a pokémon to be your partner.

bonus rules:

you're not shiny unless the wheel tells you you're shiny

take your pick of regional forms and evolutions (for example, if you roll vulpix, it's up to you whether that means normal or alolan vulpix)

apply whatever logic you like with regards to gender

have fun and be yourself!

#Voltorb. that may be a problem. #at least exploding is optional and survivable.