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#still cold
haikkun · 2 years
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Bonds
Three years later.
Still feel it…
Even before I nod
To the date on the calendar
As though we ran into one another getting the mail or going for a jog a few pitiful, pivotal times
A year.
I am still waiting for the sea monkeys
I ordered from the back of a comic
That was many years expired.
I am waiting for the power to go out
So the freezer thaws
And I have a reason to throw out the cookie I frosted while cooing your name.
I am waiting for the day this day doesn’t count.
The pink band of boxers you once wore;
Brands I should never know about, this side of the world.
I am ready to be hit by the bus when I chase the leaf I thought was inconsiderate litter into traffic.
How dare someone
Just throw
Something so beautiful
To the floor?
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Maureen Armstrong @haikkun
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chemicahs · 8 months
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I feel like that diagram one person made with like 20 different blankets in a specific order
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happybird16 · 7 months
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I was just stuck in the ice cream freezer at work for 15 minutes frantically texting people to come get me out
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the-mjolnir-owner · 5 months
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How's Jotunheim doing?
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"Hopefully better now without Asgard's influence."
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abstractmage · 10 months
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toasty
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salessale · 1 year
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it’s cool to be at my house again and whatever but how did i live without control over the thermostat? it’s cold??? we need heat?? i am but a tiny lizard with cold blood and do not WANT to survive these next few days without heat
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torhues · 1 year
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good morning torhues nation 🫶
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little-pondhead · 1 year
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I cannot stress this enough, but my brothers and I are on the complete fucking ends of the temperature scale. It’s astounding, really.
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marypsue · 6 months
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Keep seeing that post where OP starts like 'Thinking about...grieving the undead' and then adds on about like. Real life situations where people have not died but have left your life and you would have reason to grieve them.
All respect, that's an important concept, but that is not what I am thinking about when I read 'grieving the undead'.
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cemeterything · 5 months
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obviously people steal things from other people it's one of the oldest tricks in the book but it still always surprises me to learn that people plagiarise because my introduction to the concept was basically being told that if i ever plagiarised anything i would be executed by firing squad and my head would be removed and displayed on a spike outside the walls of the hallowed academic institution i was attending as a warning to others
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lets-zofifi-stuff · 2 months
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Cookie monster gloves save me
Save me cookie monster gloves
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disaster-demon · 3 months
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I am legit so coolllllddd I’m gonna have to read some smut to warm myself up aren’t I
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flurr-fields · 3 months
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Im fucking cold 😭
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thee-great-enigma · 6 months
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Warning: You don't have to read this, it's just a ramble because I wanted to post something but don't know what to post (That's you're cue to give me ideas)
Today has been really unlucky man, but also a little lucky.
Last night I went to sleep pretty quickly and I dreamt about Kaeya and stuff, which was pretty nice even though I don't remember it. But then this morning, I woke up at 4 with serious neck pain. My neck has hurt all day. And because I've got school, carrying a backpack didn't make it any better, not to mention I had gym today. Then I went to stay after school to raise my art grade cuz it's a 65, but my art teacher said I couldn't cuz he wasn't after. So I went to sit in the cafeteria but the chairs were all gone bc they're setting up for the veterans day assembly so they kicked everybody out. And because my brain wasn't working and I wanted to get my bookbag down so I went outside and sat down, but because I'm really sensitive to cold things I started to freeze. So I put on one of my jackets and used the other as a blanket, then put on my hat and gloves and started watching SpecialEdd (shout-out to my favorite YouTuber, my man Eddiieeee). One of my friends put a coat over my head so I was in a little bit of warmth but still cold. Multiple people mistook me as a pile of coats and didn't know I was just a person with an earbud in freezing to death while watching a funny Mexican play a horror game. Now I'm home and have an ice pack on my neck and I got a box of honeybuns so I'm chilling. Anyways thanks for listening to my rant if you read this far. Have a wonderful day!~~ 💙💙💙
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obsob · 4 months
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to be loved is to be held!!! print
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radiosummons · 1 year
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This is supposed to be the outfit that "protects" Link from acquiring frostbite pfffttt
Between this top and the mandatory acrylics that come with the new arm, gotta say I'm loving how much Nintendo keeps leaning into GNC Link XD
MINI UPDATE: (Guys, I've already updated this post with the correct info. The "protects" part was supposed to be a joke about how skimpy the outfit was. I didn't realize the outfit gave an attack bonus at first, either. That was it. That was the post. You don't need to keep sending me messages trying to inform me about the frost attack. I know, I promise).
Update I: Just realized they gave him a set of blue acrylics for his left hand
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Link really do be out here serving cunt 💅💅✨✨
Update II: Many thanks to the people who pointed out that this outfit gives you a special frost attack when in cold temperature areas, it doesn't actually protect you from the elements. I'll be honest, I am purposely avoiding any guides or walkthroughs for my TotK playthrough (since I'm trying to replicate my BotW experience). When I found the Frostbite Shirt, I was just happy that I finally had a piece of clothing that I thought could protect me from dying of hypothermia (was chugging spicy elixirs like you wouldn't believe) so I didn't notice the attack bonus until a bunch of you pointed it out lol
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