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i have one of these!

you never know!

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it’s cool to be at my house again and whatever but how did i live without control over the thermostat? it’s cold??? we need heat?? i am but a tiny lizard with cold blood and do not WANT to survive these next few days without heat

#college #thanksgiving #thanksgiving break #i’m so cold #please help #my clothes #wearing #all of them #still cold

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please give me stickers

I hope that once everyone's done laughing at the important blue checkmarks (no rush, it's fucking hilarious), Tumblr considers other icons we can put by our names. Like little hats or something we can send to friends for a day for a dollar. Little animal companions. Good job stickers.

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i don’t want a dick. i don’t want to think.

sorry i'm think with my dick (doesn't have a dick) (i.e. does not think)

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fuck the plot. i’ll have relevant and non-relevant sex with @nah-thanks-m8

having plot relevant sex with my thematically appropriate wife

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