#starts throwing up everywhere

[fuckmeyer]

if smeyer wasn't a coward vamp!Bella would have immediately eaten her daughter Rensesmem whole-hog like Saturn Devouring His Son

#twilight #twilight renaissance #bella swan #the twilight saga #breaking dawn #smeyer wanted to model all her books off of classic literature: romeo & juliet - wuthering heights - pride & prejudice #AMATEUR HOUR #HEY SMEYER I GOT A FUCKIN STORY TO MODEL YOUR TWILIGHT FANFICTION AFTER #BREAKING DAWN BOOK ONE: Bella fucks Edward for his power & breaks his stone dick in the process - & lo! Ravioli is born in the carnage! #Bella becomes a vamp. she takes over the Cullen coven AND the Volturi bc honestly fuck everyone here only Bella is Cool and Right #oh and vamp hybrids are now legal so vamps start gettin it on. hybrids everywhere. humans who? welcome to the Golden Age baybeeee #BD BOOK 2: Alice comes to Queen Bella with a vision: 'lmao bestie the prophecy says ur getting ur shit smacked' #oh_fuck.avi #Bella begins DEVOURING ALL THE CULLENS INCLUDING RAVIOLI so they can't fulfill the prophecy #vampire fluid contains 11 secret herbs & spices so it's lip-smackin finger-lickin good #omg but ONE vampire was hidden away........ gasp #surprise bitch! it's Ravioli! #turns out Bella mistook Ravioli for LITERAL Ravioli (Chef Boyardee Beefaroni to be exact) #Raviolo comes back and makes Bella throw up! bleh! the Cullens (& Beefaroni) are freed! #together with Benjamin Ravioli now rules over the Cullens and the vamp world #Bella is imprisoned #FUCK Bella #FUCK this story #still a better one than BD tho #the end

[kikikatzoid]

"heyyy framk ^_^!!"

#frikey #mcr fanart #mikey way #frank iero #and then mikey fell down and started throwing up everywhere #twink yaoi #mcr

[ihateornithologists]

#elisabeth das musical #and things that happened to me irl xD #i finally did thissss #it's so funny to do actually and it almost works like sort of therapy so why not #like wow i can finally talk about this and even draw related things without wanting to throw up immediately #for more context (yep again) i had severe depression years ago and at some point my brain was so fucked up by illness that #i started seeing [one of those guys i'm always talking about] literally as an embodiment of everything bad in my life #well HE WAS #but like i so strongly identified him with my depression that sometimes even doubted if he was a real person at all lmao #(YOU SEE WHY I'M DRAWING THIS) #he somehow managed to follow me everywhere which made things even more creepy. #and i kept coming back to him myself because i had no one else etc #so funny actually that he was literally JUST SOME GUY like not even interesting or anything #all this shit was just awful and gross that's all. #but when i realized i can make it look COOL by drawing stuff i felt so powerful ahsdijwhnu8 #like YES i texted him recently and he's just. boring as fuck. #so dumb to feel possessed by some evil entity for years and the said evil entity is just a random dude #SORRY my traumadumping is cringe af but thats the price you have to pay to see my drawings xDddd

[bibuddie]

oliver: this episode is so special to me

us, sticking together context clues with tape and glue: oh i BET it is king

#rebecca rambles #911 spoilers #oliver stark #we’re getting bobby buck madney buck hen buck CHRIS BUCK AND DONT EVEN GET ME STARTED ON THE BUDDIE OF IT ALL #i’m going to shit myself then throw up everywhere

[yournextbimbogf]

AHHHHHHHHHH

#i cant bring myself to start #yournextbimbogf #let me lock in for dis. #I WILL POST IT IDGAF #im gonna throw up #im gonna attempt to do this. #throwing glass everywhere #going insane

[rewrite-canon]

me when sad media piece about romantic relationship: light work no reaction

me when sad media piece about sibling dynamic: oh. okay. its got a little kick.

me when sad media piece about child-parental figure dynamic: LET ME GET UP LET ME GET UP LET ME GET UP ELT MEGET UP ELT ME GET UP ELTMR FJETY UP LEGBR LE FEOT UP

#me when #i just watched aftersun and when i tell you the symptoms that movie gave me were PLAGUE-LIKE #its bcuz i cried so much throughout that my eyes are still swollen (its the morning after) #1. got a headache from how hard i cried and had to sit down #2. passed out right after the film (it was early) #3. i had work earlier and fucked my knee during my shift. it hurt so bad but after the movie my body was so numb i couldnt even feel it #4. dehydration from crying so much #5. tummy ache from crying so much. also felt like throwing up #6. became delirious and started thinking about my DAD DYING 😭 had to be with him for two hours to calm down lmfao #all in all: DONT WATCH AFTERSUN. the worst movie ever i genuinely wanted to die #still five stars tho #but im seeing a pattern in all my fav media. hm #aftersun #everything everywhere all at once #eeaao #tlou #the last of us #lady bird #beautiful boy #fancy dance #circe #michiko and hatchin #the astonishing colour of after #wolf children #the cruel prince #<- im only tagging tcp bcuz jude and madoc’s relationship was honestly the best part abt the series #rewriting

[allofuswantgwinam]

someone tell me to stop being a pussy and give the gas station guy my # tomorrow

#yell at me #bully me #he makes me want to throw up 🤣🤣🤣 #it’s annoying that I only see him at his job bc I was feeling brave the other day B U T #there was someone behind me soo i was as anxious about that 💀 #instead of being nervous about him lmao #ITS STRESSFUL #and I love when I go there and then Love Talk comes on when I leave 🤣🤣🤣🤧🤧 #or if I’m thinking about going for no reason just to see him and buy something random and then the song comes on 😭😭 #I be like ‘heard im ommfw’ 😭😭 #ugh #I’ve been meaning to bring the cards out for this #maybe tonight I will but I feel like I already know he’s into me I’m just being a PU S S Y #U G H #when he was mopping another other day he literally started mopping all the way over to me 🤣😭😭 and was giggling about something I said #while I was checking out and I was gonna die bc it was so cute #then after I was done and I realized he mopped everywhere around that mfer said ‘jump’ 🤣🤣🤣 I said he was gonna have to carry me lmao #and he giggled again 😭😭 cutest giggle I ever heard in my life fr #send help

[vietnyamese]

seeing all these antivoting posts are making me lose my mind

#its literally fine to hate biden but if you really wanted to give impact to voting youd encourage people to start #organizing to register disenfranchised people to vote en masse who would actually push ballots left both in local elections and national #its just so privileged to tell people voting does nothing when time and time again black americans have been lynched for even #just getting registered to vote #anyways part of organizing is making voting actually impactful and obviously voting isnt a revolution #but if youre ignoring decades of voter suppression and lynchmobs and throw your hands up then you dont care about representing those people #like no duh organizing and voting arent 1=1 but organizing should encompass voting in some ways #color.txt #anyways. ugh. ugh. i just hate the black and white view thats everywhere #your organizing shoulddnt be guys lets just stop voting but lets get felons and suppressed areas to vote

[k1rishiki]

at my aunt (mother's half sister)'s house and all her Other nieces and nephews are here (through her other half siblings) and they are Trashing The Place . it genuinely looks like a crime scene in here

#the adults Were here but we went out for lunch and they stayed at the resturaunt while we went home #it's so bad there are plastic eggs and candy wrappers everywhere bc they had an egg hunt #and instead of picking up the eggs they smashed them on the ground and if they like the candy they ate it but if they don't they left it #there (+if they ate it they left the wrapper) #then when we got home they started smashing the plastic eggs . #and one of my other cousins(?) started trying to convince them that the eggs were like $15 each (didn't work) and then when they finally #stopped he had a bag of cotton candy and the ones that were trashing the place reached over and started throwing it at him #and i had to go into Work Mode and be all like 'i'm going to count down from 5 and if i get to 1 and you haven't cleaned it up i call #auntie' (i got to 3). and then i found a chewed up starburst on the floor of the kitchen . #romeo.txt

[limielle]

was writing an astarion/orion thread on my priv abt that one post i saw wherein op was saying that it makes sense that astarion disapproves of kind acts without asking for a reward at the start of the game because imagine suffering for 200 years and seeing 0 heroes only to find out the world is filled with them the moment you get out they just didn't come to help you and that in order to gain his approval you have to cement those beliefs that acts of kindness are only done for those who can give in return (at first, anyways, which is what orion does bc she does like money, and she does like bullying people a little !)

but then i realised while i was writing the thread that during the biting scene astarion defaults to explaining how it would benefit tav/durge to let him bite them and not himself and its like eueuheheueueueuehehueue he rlly thinks transactionally abt himself im SAD

#throws up everywhere #sorry a very long post to say little but its just like #its there from the start how u can see tht he doesnt really think of himself as a person (yet!) #in act 1 #just words #astarion #“I COULD FIGHT BETTER” U COULD ALSO NOT BE HUNGRY . #THATS LIKE. #YEAH. #also just realised how much worse it would be seeing a pld/cleric tav/durge doing all this bc like #u prayed #u prayed to all the gods and they didnt even spare a crumb #not one #and there's a literal embodiment of a gods will just walking around doing stuff #i would seethe !

[zoekrystall]

Did that fav pkmn thing on a whim and I'm sorry for all my babies I didn't choose bc I really like too many by some.

Love how it's mostly pretty ones and then there's clodsire. Even tho I got it in my team since the beginning of violet do I continuously forget its name bc I just call it by the nickname blobby (one of the rare times I didn't spend hours googling the perfect nickname but it nonetheless is a perfect one)

And for fun without any legendaries as fav

Reg nicknames I even write all down so I only spend decades once for each pkmn (unless I don't like the prev one anymore). Need to update that someday since it's mostly old revolution ones but hey. Blaze do I use for arcanine nowadays more and ninetails got others. Gardevoir got soteria nowadays which I prefer more. Etc.

#a wild lux appears #(made this in december but for whatev reason left it in drafts until now. prob bc I wanted to limit non important posting idk) #Maybe you think garchomp is there bc of other reasons but I use it since dpp bc cynthia made kid me go 'woah!' #I remember having looked up as a kid to cynthia and juniper a lot and that fact n reason behind it makes me also go yeah no I was a girl wh #one day decided to be happier otherwise. Bc the reason was 'oh wow female and cool so I can indeed be that :0' most importantly with junipe #bc I never cared for battles. ye ye ignore fictional professions I was like 8. reason I loath alola tbh I missed doing non battle side stuf #I vividly remember picking my first pkmn game up (hg) and just immediately going fuck being a trainer let me be a prof and it's so funny ho #my horrendous sieve brain has that laser ingrained. Sometimes still brainstorm and I would prob study ghost pkmn tbh who by sheer luck isn' #dead yet. That and maybe being v charismatic to that type idk. Why bc I like those lil fellas. #What I also find extremely funny is having went by sonia prior to swordshield and there being a prof sonia. Wish I still went by it when it #dropped. Imagine. Kid sonia wanting to be a prof and meeting swsh sonia being on her way to be one. I either would've made her my #personality (which I think I nonetheless did I think I changed my icons to her) or would've wildly shaking her going 'it should have been #meeee'. which ig I mentally do by every rival or friend group person that takes that route like take me w you I hate battles please. Insane #that only blueberry academy me start to hate em slightly less. After over a decade of battles. Ig alpharad's n others streams w nuzlockes n #all started to also show me the appeal of actually strategizing instead of brute forcing which I did. #*that only blueberry academy MADE me #Whatev. Also no I don't got anything else that another pkmn would kickstart talking abt. Just know I drag my 2013 xerneas everywhere w me #and it is a fucking crime that I can't throw it into violet. What is this. You clearly don't mind throwing others into regions they don't #belong to at all (which I personally really dislike hc lore wise but gameplay wise whatever let new trainers catch old legendaries) #To come back to fav pkmn yes I'm in the dragonair boat. I hate evolving mine. Dragonite is fine I like it standalone but I like the #aesthetic of dragonair more. Idfc abt logic or whatever this is aesthetic talk. Yes I prefer some fan evos more. #I keep wanting to play that fusion fangame and if you want to know what pkmn I like I found out I have a huge overlap w alpharad there #Which sucks for us both! We adore pkmn that get lewded the most and I hate my life. You do you idc some are humanoid I have to admit that #but I personally would prefer to not see any art or even just jokes abt ANY of that. Humanoid or not I Do Not See. #I don't block let alone report over that just. tag and don't bring that to my doorstep thx. #What I will at most block n judge is if you touch any of the kids idc in this franchise if they're just pixels. #Can you tell I am writing this close to midnight anyways this is all. This became like a completely dif post in the tags welp

[monards]

noone talk to me i just remmbered the symbiosis update is gonna be next after the new silver thread game ttHHIS IS IT OHH MY GOD

#silver thread... #and spicaze's already posted some older updates on symbiosis #a whileeee ago #so it'll already have been started #in some way #AND SHE SAID THERE'D BE NEW AREAS. #GUYS. #DO YOU THINK... #DO YUOU THINK WE'LL GET MORE DOVENOLIA??????/ #throws up EVERYWHERE #spicaze is such a genuinely lovely dev i know whatever she does will be great. im so excited #hey guys go play symbiosis & silverthread

[gurorori]

how i wake up knowin lgbt ppl have lost all the specks of rights we've ever had in this country & no one will ever talk abt our issues other than ourselves cuz we r worthless in the eyes of current world

#like how does it feel to know yr not able to start any kind of HRT or have any kind of gender affirming surgeries or even #change yr legal gender & names #n very recentlly they banned lgbt contents EVERYWHERE. before that point it was bqnned under the guise of protecting children so it mosrly #affected very public things & family friendly n children oriented things but its all wide ban now #its always been extremely dangerous for us here but its gotten So so much worse #id love to see this damned country burn down to the ground as much as the next one #but im tired of ppl pretendin their activism us good activism when they r ready to throw away millions of #minorities suffering in silence all cause of what the government decides to do #n its especially tiring as someonr from an immigrant family realisin bein brought up in the other country wud alleviate like a lot of #those current issues but i cant tell u

[ojirocardigansniper]

:hesthonk: maybe i should talk about inoush (lahil's predecessor) on da blog next. i don't have a lot for uem personally or even need much, mostly just uer relationships with ayirine+lahil and uer post, but i could probably talk a little about the basics of uiranour lore.... although if i use the word uiranour then i have to Decide finally if that refers to only the offering-eater or the offering-oracle pair together. i have to do a little made up fake bullshit etymology in my mind just for me. which IS a treat. but it is an additional step

#chat #the struggle of esplaining uiranour lore is when to stop though. reference uira as the last living god Then smile mysteriously and stop ❤️ #i am NOT going into the pilgrimage this early. arguably i shouldn't until after i start throwing atei into the mix but. #how do i even explain atei without talking about the pilgrimage to some degree. unless i reference it a bit and then... OUGH wait #atei can explain Why........ right.... bc the pilgrimage is remembered but the reasoning has been forgotten...... #i am trying for the first time ever to think about Linear Reader Experience with this story so it is bringing up Fascinating new problems #bc of course i made this up piecemeal everywhere junebugging pepesilvia over the course of seven years so. NO linearity to it in MY mind #except for the flow of time but im not telling people this chronologically god damn. a timeskip is Stupid compared to a recontextualization #that dumps horror of OH MY GOD. THATS HOW IT TURNED OUT SO FUCKED UP. damn just like a story of ash..... seth dickinson you got me again #ok. post got a little goofyass in the tags. well enjoy my contextless ramblings! unless you are one of two and change people with context #then i guess brother you can just die <- JOKE i love you ailexandritem (is this anything. it feels terrible i enjoy it) #ouroboros ocs

[picture-me-in-the-trees]

WAS THAT PAUL FROM TASKMASTER???

#ofmd #making jokes is the only way i can cope with what i just watched #i refuse to think about what just happened because i will start sobbing violently and throwing up everywhere

[flammedoudoune]

Not to brag but yesterday, I beat phantom Ganon three times and didn't even die once.

On an unrelated note, I no longer have any bomb flowers.

On another unrelated note, I am no longer afraid of anything that comes from this game. Lynels, several headed dragons, zombies, bring them all on. If I can survive the spooky red hands and the creepy mummy, I can survive anything.

#I really admire people who come up with clever strategies or who have good fighting skills in this game #My only technique is to throw bombs from a distance and then start crying and running everywhere when it no longer works #Currently playing #Tloz #Totk #Spoilers