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I forgot to post these

#my pookies #everlark #the hunger games #reblog

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sometimes as a mixed person i will feel a bit disconnected from my racial identity and feel like im not doing well enough in knowing everything about my cultures, but then i’ll hear about authors like freydis moon and all of that racial insecurity disappears instantly

#like why r white people lying to be us bruh 💀 #freydis moon #rewriting #yellowface #race fishing #exodus 23 #heart haunt havoc #taylor barton #jupiter wyse

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They call you up and provide no other information. but you can tell just by looking that it wasn't an accident.

#the last one was so real omg #i would be like ‘bae literally call someone else i cant carry shit 😭 and im not smart either 😭’ #good luck with the body though. i deadass believe u have more of a chance getting rid of it without me #however if it was my siblings calling me up thats a different story i HAVE to help them #because theyre dumbasses theyd probably just run away and leave it in the open #reblog #poll

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i just know that post tartarus nap hit hard

#oh this is so good #prev tags are all so true #napping is literally the most romantic thing anyone could ever do #solangelo #nico di angelo #will solace #tsats #reblog

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benny: you always drink this much?

beth: sometimes i drink more.

benny: oh thats not…

#why tf didnt i watch queens gambit sooner #the queen’s gambit #elizabeth harmon #beth harmon #benny watts #rewriting

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taylor swift is neither tortured nor is she any kind of poet lol

#torture her more GASP who said that 😰😰 #someone in the replies said ‘tortured by joe bidens jet fuel prices’ and yeah #taylor swift #reblog

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hbh s2 spoilers ‼️

thinking about how spider’s Tragic BackstoryTM was going to be something about him being fatherless but his Tragic BackstoryTM is that his mum is a radfem LOLLLLL

#SO HILARIOUS SORRY #could u imagine the karma. like how many homophobes end up getting gay/trans kids. radfems end up getting misogynistic sons 💀 #hbh s2 #heartbreak high #spider white #spencer white #missy beckett #rewriting

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fr though hes so lucky hes so attractive if any other man was as dry to me as he was being with amerie i wouldve given up long ago

#the whole convo when he was about to write something on the wall made me cringe 😭😭 #like ik hes going thru it but he was so off with her the entire season.. & i literally forgive him bcuz he looks like That #malakai mitchell #amerie wadia #malakai x amerie #heartbreak high #rewriting

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hbh s2 spoilers!!

oh noooo ☹️!! looks like malakai got rejected by both amerie and rowan 😢 who will ever fill their shoes 😨😰😥😓😦😏

#suddenly im in switzerland ✌️😋 #i need him so bad it’s actually not funny #I VOLUNTEEERRR AS TRIBUTEEEEEE #malakai mitchell #malakai heartbreak high #malakai x amerie #malakai x rowan #amerie wadia #rowan callaghan #heartbreak high #rewriting

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everyone is sideyeing amerie for being a mess but if i had fumbled malakai i would be tweaking tf out too

#people would be more concerned over me than harper with how i would be acting #i feel her pain. lay off my girl guyz 😭 #hbh #hbh s2 #heartbreak high #malakai x amerie #malakai heartbreak high #amerie wadia #rewriting

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zafir ansari is the perfect man hands down. i would kill for him

#oh he’s everything #take a hint dani brown #zafir ansari

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im telling you all right now thomas weatherall aka malakai from heartbreak high is the most attractive man i have ever seen in my life i watch ONE EPISODE of the new season, got onto tiktok and now im salivating at every man i see i feel like a horn storm ohmygod i need him so bad amerie is so strong for not jumping his bones the second she saw him shes a better woman than me

#i need him carnally #its not even funny anymore #im starting to follow men just bcuz they’re attractive now #who am i what have i become #malakai hbh #heartbreak high #malakai heartbreak high #amerie #malakai x amerie #thomas weatherall #rewriting #australia

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remember that scene in skam when isak & even are both kissing girls at a party but the entire time theyre doing it theyre making eye contact with each other across the room. that was deranged. we need more of that energy in media i think

#skam s3 was something else #skam #even bech næsheim #isak valtersen #evak #clinicaly insane from both of them

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They r having a jam sesh!! Idk how to work tumblr yet sos

#theres just no straight explanation for them #tbhk #mitsukou #mitsuba sousuke #toilet bound hanako kun #kou minamoto

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can't belive i'm saying this but the movie about the homophobic cop that gets married to a ghost husband has more emotion than the rwarb movie

#i believe it #marry my dead body

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Be careful, Seaweed Brain.

#yeah insane #percabeth #reblog

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Give me shelter.

#im getting emotional #good omens #ineffable husbands