pro tip if u ever see me use “:3” a lot just know i’m probably deep in puppy space and need to be knotted asap. just saying :P
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sucks that the only way to become a knight nowadays is to be british and and a royal bootlicker. what happened to the good old days where you could show up in court and refuse to share your name out of both modesty and the fact that you've yet to have any great deeds to it, and ask the king to promise you one favor and when he agrees you ask him to make you a knight, just as there's a mysterious maiden shows up in court to ask for help so you go find your fame and glory on a quest for her sake, and at the very end you marry her and it's revealed that you were of close relation to sir gawaine all along
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mechs au where bertie is one of the many canon stowaways aboard the starship aurora and is deliberately avoiding jonny, tim and the ts until he can find the most dramatic moment to reveal himself bc he's a freak like that. it's been 7 millennia and he's still around there somewhere
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took a bigger hit than i intended and now im all nice and fuzzy and puppy again. going to suck on a dildo and cockwarm my knotted plug :3
like for me to take another hit, reblog to make me try to deepthroat it
edit: ok i’ve taken three hits and im actually gonna stop there for now for my own sake and limits, not to mention it gives my mouth more time to suck cock :]
changing it to 1 like for 1 minute of facefucking and 1 reblog for 1 deepthroat :3
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this is one of the worst pieces of official merch i've Ever seen for an anime
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HAPPY 19 YEARS TO THE MOST GAME EVER
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nasu Had to have kirei neglect rin bc if he actually raised her while gil was hanging around then gil would've gone full dance mom
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my dealer: got some straight gas 🔥😛 this strain is called "5th fuyuki holy grail war" 😳 you'll be zonked out of your gourd💯
me: yeah whatever. i don't feel shit.
5 minutes later: dude i swear i saw berserker in the forest
my buddy shirou pacing: kirei is lying to us
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i hope whoever cropped saber lion out of THE kinu nishimura saber illustration knows their days are numbered
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