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katshinigami · 5 months

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Lin Kuei's ballistics idk I never played resident evil 4 /j

#MortalKombat1 #mk1 #kunglao #bihan #subzero #BiLao or #KungHan #linkuei #3dart #kung lao #bi-han #sub zero #mk sub zero #bi han #starting to ship them as a joke

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the-scarecrow-of-aus · 7 days

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Time limits and being late for dinner

Danny, pinned down by gunfire on top of a wounded red hood who caught him in his territory and chased him into a rivals warehouse:

"Hey hood, soo... hypothetically, if I was to remove your helmet how long is the detonation trigger?"

Jason starting to lose conciousness and slur from blood loss:

"Like half a second after it triggers, it'll blow before you can clear my head, why?"

"Cool, that gives me half a second to see why my sister is obsessed with your ugly ass!"

"What? Wait... who's your sis-"

*grabs Jason's head by the helmet and phases it straight off and through his body using the momentum to throw it towards a group of shooters in a single move*

[There's a loud bang and the shooters duck for cover as two go down screaming from the shrapnel]

"-ter... hey! How'd you do that?"

"Ugh, I was right, you remind me of Johnnie. Oh well, c'mon man, well be late. Not something you want to experience when jazz is waiting"

"Jazz... Wait! Are you kidding me, the bookworm Jazz, is your sister?"

Danny braced his arms across hoods chest under the arms like they were floating in water and leaned backwards, red hood and himself suddenly unburdened by gravity slid through the wall covering their backs and disappeared from sight (if not sound as Jason dazedly kept commenting on the cute girl he'd mistaken for babs and if she actually liked him back)

They were late, jazz was definately gonna be mad!

#meeting the future brother in law #danny trying to shut jason up so the shooters dont follow them home:#“shh dude or I'll start hitting on your sisters as payback... actually theyre hot... i might do that anyway!”#*sudden vice like grip around throat* “-glk please let go. it was a joke... mostly!”#anger management ship #jazz x jason #dannys soo gonna hit on spoiler and black bat to get hood back #my writing #dcxdp #dpxdc

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copypastus · 25 days

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Poly+ ACOTAR Week - Day 3 Secrets (Feyre/Tamlin/Rhysand) @polyacotarweek

I'm weak for 'two enemies put aside their differences coz they love me more than they hate each other' trope and I was somewhat sad that's not where Feyre's love life went. Just think of the possibilities.

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blurredpurplemint · 4 months

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(found this on tumblr and i can’t stop laughing 😭😭😭😭 thanks @katshinigami cuz it made me come up with this:)

kung lao: i think i’m finally getting what you see in him now.

you: ?

kung lao: bi-han. his breasts… they’re huge.

you: OMG ARENT THEY??

kung lao: i mean, what type of training is he engaged in… what kind of milk does he drink…

you: they’re standing there like they’re just asking to be fondled!

kung lao: i need to learn his secret.

you: oh and to abuse them, makin sweet tasty yogurt 🙌😮‍💨

kung lao: honestly… he can breastfeed me.

you: heyyy ☹️ they’re mine, i saw them first!!

kung lao: hey, they come in a pair…

you: i take the one on the right~ 🌝

kung lao: and me the one on the left~ 🌚

bi-han passing by, *traumatized*: talk about a monastery… i’m never setting a foot here ever again.

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atlantis-just-drowned · 5 months

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I'm crying right now

So we have Eulalie, looking gently at a doll with a damaged eye and smiling sweetly, before saying those lines :

And right after, we have the look on Pluto's face, who is eternally trying to hide his injured eye behind his strand of hair :

Yes Pluto. You're pretty in your own way. *sobs*

#read this episode for the hundredth time and noticed this little detail #i'm really not joking when i say i almost started crying #my boy you're so cute so perfect so aaaaaaah <3333 #not a fan of the ship about them two because i don't like shipping him with anyone #but i feel like he needed to hear that line #like he needed it so so bad #pluto nevermore #nevermore webtoon #nevermore webcomic #whispers from atlantis

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saryasy · 1 year

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#a ship dynamic i love apparently

sam & bucky, tfatws (2021) / roy & jamie, ted lasso (2020-23)

#sambucky #ted lasso #royjamie #roy x jamie #jamie x roy #my gifs #mine #for a #because she's the reason i ship them now #it started as a joke but bro #also apparently i can gif now?#this should be fun #*sb

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ruinhood · 10 months

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#albert wesker #herman carter #dbd #I ship them #it started as a joke in my discord server but it’s not a joke anymore #they’re so toxic to each other i hate them they need to kiss

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macadam · 1 year

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Crazy that I thought this would be a tame fandom when I first wandered through because the robots make a point about being creatures who can’t reproduce sexually. Haha… heh… crazy……

#they’re like amoebas #this is a joke #ITS A JOKE #*gets consumed by the rats*#oh golly a franchise about characters who literally physically can’t have sex ᕕ( ᐛ )ᕗ #bet this place will have way less drama surrounding shipping and ficporn #ohohohohho #lmao #oh worm?#they gave them all penis?!#starts sobbing #Mac mumbles

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oceanwithouthermoon · 6 months

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remember how when saiki was crushing on satou and wanted to talk to him, instead of yk.. actually talking to him, he found out all of his interests and displayed his own interest in those things in front of him to try to get him to notice him??

yeah, now imagine him doing that when he has a crush on anyone else..

hes such a silly and awkward teenage boy i love it, like buddy you CAN just talk to your crush, you dont have to try to get him to "notice you.." but hes too silly and awkward so thats like the most he would ever do and would still probably think that that counts as flirting

im just... wondering about how saikis terrible silly flirting tactics would translate if his crush was on one of his FRIENDS.. like someone he could actually be around and would see and talk to him.. would he just like be trying to impress them ?? moving toward them more ?? adopting more of their mannerisms and interests maybe ??

imagine that like EVERYONE in the group would notice it, but it wouldn't be like "omg saiki is flirting" it would be more like "omg why is saiki being extra awkward and talking more" because hes so painfully unclear about his intentions but hes usually so quiet and unassuming that this would be such a stark contrast to his usual behavior...

#hey buddy maybe you should just idk maybe TALK TO UR CRUSH #saiki k #the disastrous life of saiki k.#saiki kusuo #tagging ships this would work with #kubosai #<-obviously my favorite so this is what i was thinking the whole time #that would be so cute everyone shut up #but he would prob accidentally end up for real flirting with kubo since hes trying to pertain to what he likes and he loves romance #saisai #<-i actually also like thid one a LOT for this scenario it would be so silly #saikis god complex accidentally starts manifesting visibly a little more since he's imitating pretentious rich boy #saikai #saikaido #saidou #<-saikis dark reunion jokes accidentally become so frequent he starts saying them out loud by mistake and it's embarrassing as hell #nensai #<-not actually totally sure how this would work in this situation but idk maybe hes more open to having ramen every day #and trying to get over his bug fear omg that would be so funny #imagine him starting with like one bug at a time so he starts with the least scary ones like butterflies and ladybugs #but by the end of it hes prob only a little more okay with things like butterflies+stick bugs+caterpillars cuz they move slow+are easy 2 see #haisai #<-ohohoh haisai he would prob join a club+always be trying to prove to him he takes things seriously #mostly schoolwork but in gym/sports he would always be pretending to enthusiastically participate and break a sweat lol #merasai #<-he takes up baking/cooking as a hobby and is always bringing extra food to school and acting like it was an accident and giving it to her #going to her workplaces and pretending he didnt know/forgot she works there and 'accidentally' ordering an extra portion for her every time #saikechi #<-he already knows a lot about random stuff but he takes an interest in saying his silly facts out loud and sounding like a nerd #meows post

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tealmoth · 8 days

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so, she’s officially entered the ironic kalluzeb shipping era. just a while ago, she was watching ep 20 with the new base and the spiders and all that jazz, and she goes “aww i can’t believe zeb is afraid of the spiders… i bet he’d be braver if sideburns was here” and now, all i can think about is kallus being the designated bug-killer in the relationship.

(additional note: sideburns is what she calls kallus, because apparently his name is “way too weird” to remember.)

#sw #rebels #i should also mention that she feels compelled to say “I DON’T SHIP THEM BUT” before every joke #and i’m like girlie that’s how it starts!!! i give it a week before it’s not ironic anymore #star wars #kalluzeb #the great rebels liveblog

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sonknuxadow · 3 months

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