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Murph will block you in real life if you ever say "honor the cock" to him

Watch the full Adventuring Party here

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The agonising feel when a character tag is full of shipping that you Simply Do Not Vibe With. The solution is, naturally, to keep scrolling. But the wince, the WINCE.

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#Zoids

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Maybe if you didn't HIDE all the damn time you wouldn't get CALLED that-!

Episode 53 Part 15 First < Previous > Next Season 1, Season 2, Season 3, Season 4, Season 5 Ep 41, Ep 42, Ep 43, Ep 44 Ep 45, Ep 46, Ep 47, Ep 48, Intermission, Ep 49, Ep 50, Ep 51, Ep 52

No one expects Rabbit FU!

Bonus:

This bonus was just for me.

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capybara

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Sudoku on the train home

He is like. Really good at it.

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Time limits and being late for dinner

Danny, pinned down by gunfire on top of a wounded red hood who caught him in his territory and chased him into a rivals warehouse:

"Hey hood, soo... hypothetically, if I was to remove your helmet how long is the detonation trigger?"

Jason starting to lose conciousness and slur from blood loss:

"Like half a second after it triggers, it'll blow before you can clear my head, why?"

"Cool, that gives me half a second to see why my sister is obsessed with your ugly ass!"

"What? Wait... who's your sis-"

*grabs Jason's head by the helmet and phases it straight off and through his body using the momentum to throw it towards a group of shooters in a single move*

[There's a loud bang and the shooters duck for cover as two go down screaming from the shrapnel]

"-ter... hey! How'd you do that?"

"Ugh, I was right, you remind me of Johnnie. Oh well, c'mon man, well be late. Not something you want to experience when jazz is waiting"

"Jazz... Wait! Are you kidding me, the bookworm Jazz, is your sister?"

Danny braced his arms across hoods chest under the arms like they were floating in water and leaned backwards, red hood and himself suddenly unburdened by gravity slid through the wall covering their backs and disappeared from sight (if not sound as Jason dazedly kept commenting on the cute girl he'd mistaken for babs and if she actually liked him back)

They were late, jazz was definately gonna be mad!

#meeting the future brother in law #danny trying to shut jason up so the shooters dont follow them home: #“shh dude or I'll start hitting on your sisters as payback... actually theyre hot... i might do that anyway!” #*sudden vice like grip around throat* “-glk please let go. it was a joke... mostly!” #anger management ship #jazz x jason #dannys soo gonna hit on spoiler and black bat to get hood back #my writing #dcxdp #dpxdc

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So, Danny gets a job as a repairman on the watchtower! He's liven his best life and being the definite human man who fixes stuff. However! Problem, he's got no chill when he reeealy needs chill to work this job, the solution? Shit talk in ghost speak! Not like anyone can hear him, it's a completely silent, ghost specific, form of psychic communication! People can in fact, hear him. Specifically the green lanterns, martian manhunter (though, he doesn't understand a word), captain marvel, and superman.

The green lantern rings are outfitted for the exact scenario that he thought protected his chill facade.

Martian manhunter could theoretically understand if he filtered it manually but he has no clue how to do that.

Captain Marvel is the champion of magic and thus knows all magic based communication methods instinctively.

Superman is annoyed as hell batman didn't tell him that he hired a sub-species of kryptonian as an engineer and is refusing to talk to him until he is on world again.

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REPOST!!! Repost of my artwork on a new blog, ENJOY!!!

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she just gives really nice compliments she can’t help it

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First time chatting with the crew is very overwhelming, Luci would prefer lighter conversations.

*first art post with my new name!

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DPxDC au where danny and cass are instructors at a gymnastics and dance place, respectively, that share the same building, and their obliviousness to the obvious mutual crush leads to their students trying to get them together

Steph flopped onto the sofa grinning madly. Tim and Duke knew that look. Good luck to whoever triggered this mood. They were not helping them escape. And we're very glad it wasn't them.

Steph: You know the dance studio Cass works at?

Tim sighed. Poor Cass. We knew her well!

Tim: Yes. I helped set everything up. You are aware of this

Duke: What happened?

Steph: Ok! Get this. The unit opposite? Is now a gymnastics studio! The guy running it has the most adorable crush on Cass. And! She's no better!! They both get awkward and blushy! He even tripped over his own feet to help her once!

Duke: Yikes. So. Is he good enough for Cass?

Steph: So. I've already done some digging. Their respective students have already started pushing them together. So, research! He's the same age. From Amity Park. His parents, get this, mad scientists. He could have gotten an engineering degree, fully paid for. But went for gym and teaching instead. Because of the crazy parents. His older brother? Heir to Vlad Co. Older Sister is in neurology. Younger Sister is a travel blogger/journalist!

Tim: Ok. So, he actually came back clean for the teaching degrees and stuff? Like not forged?

Steph: Yup! He's been arrested once. For breaking someone's jaw when they attacked his friend. That's it. He is good with kids too! He does special classes for the street kids. With food, medical and showers with fresh clothes. All free. His big bro finances it as a tax write off.

Duke: Ok. So you approve then? What are you plotting?

Steph: Tim. Timmy. Timbers.

Tim: Yes Stephanie?

Steph: Blech. Fine. Sooo. You should totally invite the oldest bro to a gala. He'd probably drag his sibs. Then Cass can see him all fancy like!

Tim: That's a terrible idea. No!

#dpxdc #Cass x Danny #Dead silent ship

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He'd moved to metropolis on a whim.

The city was big, he's earning good money via commissioned things (most people come to him for cosplay actually, who knew that knowing how to build a sci-fi gun that doesn't even work would be this wanted??) and he's got a nice apartment!

Superman and Supergirl were the active heroes, he didn't need to involve himself anymore with the world of heroes, he would continue as a civilian. It was better this way.

So how come LexLuthor, of all people, what is his luck?, sends him an invitation to LexCorp AND once declined, seemed to have created some sort of energy absorbing weapon that directly zoomed in on his immediate whenever around?

Civilian life is one thing.

Being rescued via Super for the 9th time is another.

"Hey Danny." Supergirl grins, they're floating to the side as Superman deals with Lex.

"Hey, Supergirl." Danny replies with a sigh, holding his bag.

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Bruce: Why are you two fighting?

Damian: Kent keeps insisting I’m a clone.

Clark: Jon now that’s not very nice.

Jon: But it’s true. He was made the same Connor was, and everyone calls him a clone.

Clark: Well it’s different-

Jon: How?

Bruce: Yeah Clark, how?

*Outside, ten minutes later, as Bruce and Clark argue*

Tim: This was the best idea we’ve ever had.

Kon: Totally.

Damian: Tt, I believe we are owed payment?

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Don't forget the entire incident only came about because the observants ordered clockwork to intervene in the first place, sending lunch box back in time to the fast food place, which caused the first explosion that sent danny *intangibly* through Mr lancers suitcase (which somehow snagged the test answers out of the case), that first explosion also resulted in the unstable heating of the tank of nasty sauce, (which no emergency service thought to cut the fuel to afterwards) which causes the fatal explosion.

I'm sure the flash family would have some intense talking points to make to the observants about all kinds of paradoxes including the issue with self fulfilling prophecies.

[Clockwork pulls the observants into a meeting with the flash family wearing a pointed arrow shirt that says: 'I'm with stupid' and stays right next to the pack of observants for the entire meeting as they claim they're in the right for their actions.]

Kill on Sight Orders

The Flash fam has a secret. Okay so they have a lot of secrets, but there's one above all others.

A kill on sight order.

In the worst possible future (one of them there's a lot), a beast named Phantom decimated the world. He took out the entire Justice League, the entire Justice League Dark, any and all small-time heroes that stood in his way. All of it. Everyone.

If they see Phantom as a kid, to prevent the slightest possible chance of Phantom being a thing, it's kill on sight. They all have anti-ghost weapons that can destroy a ghost's core, locked away in a secure facility that they can just run to and grab real quick to get it done.

None of them like it. None of them can risk it.

Bart stumbles into a town that doesn't exist, almost gets got by a ghost that managed to possess him, and gets saved by...Phantom.

A scrawny, teenage Phantom.

He's funny, makes puns, worries about if Bart got hurt or not-he's nothing like the Bad Phantom!

He's not gonna kill his new friend! No way, no how.

But he's gotta keep it a secret from the other Speedsters now, because he doesn't know who came up with that rule but they probably won't understand, and then he'll have a speedster fight on his hands, and no one wants that.

But the government keeps sending letters of complaint to Max, and Max keeps asking why the government is mad at Bart now, and Bart can't tell him "oh it's because there's this town that is off the record and a secret and also where phantom is and i broke in" because that'd rat Phantom out, and even if he didn't mention Phantom Max would want to investigate.

The mailman doesn't understand why his letters keep disappearing but he thinks it might have something to do with the Flash, because there's always a red blur.

#the flash family try to tell clockwork how to do his job #he just holds up a folder labelled temporal violation: [speedster name]