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gainprincess · 1 year
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@readyplayerziggy
The first rule of Chaldea is 'Respect Master, and don't blow up Chaldea, or the big scary skull man will cut off your head.'
The SECOND rule of Chaldea is 'don't share your food, eat it all, but don't steal from others either, or Boudica will withhold meals from you until you cook enough to make up for it.'
The third rule of Chaldea doesn't yet exist, but it SHOULD be 'Don't trust Medea of Colchis unless you're Master or Carmilla. Or Elizabeth Bathory.'
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'And YET.' The flabby witch grumbles in her mind, adjusting herself in her trio of WAY too-small chairs. 'I'll get her back for this. Maybe I'll make her thin for a few hours, watch her panic.'
Circe made it very clear to her niece that she did not do 'blind dates'. That she was not interested in being 'set up' with someone Medea knew, even if the girl swore she'd like them. She still had her own issues to work through, and she didn't want to fall into the lovey-dovey hole that Medea had the moment the lardy Countess Carmilla had waddled through the cafeteria door.
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"Honestly, though. Kidnapping me? I might've taught that girl too much, if she could pull that off without my notice." Circe sighed, blowing a raspberry as she jiggled her tummy with a hand. "She could've at least TRIED poison or something first, instead of literally warping me out of my belching competition."
Circe wasn't tied up and trapped literally, of course. That'd be rather easy for her to break out of with just a few spells, and there probably wasn't a strong enough rope to contain all that belly anyway.
No, Medea had warped her into a restaurant, devoid of people. Probably in some singularity or another, and with a distinctly meat-focused aesthetic.
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"Ooh, they have prime rib...." She blushed in hunger as she gazed at the menu, flipping through the thing full of heavy, fattening meats that appealed to Circe's recently-discovered carnivorous inclinations. The fatty witch was all belly and ass, her tits practically the size of Medea's...pre-gain. It was probably the meat's fault.
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"Wait, wait, wait, I need to focus! Who's my date supposed to be anyway!?" She shook her head, peering around the restaurant in an attempt to spot whoever was intended to be her romantic partner.
The sounds of roaring, gurgling thundergut behind her head escaped her, of course. Which is odd, because Minamoto-no-Raikou is not a very quiet woman.
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cyberramble · 2 years
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Does anyone know any good fics about Patton finally snapping? Like full on hitting someone with no remorse? Or any starters for that type of thing, cuz I want to try and write something about that but I can't seem to get it started ngl.
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erikwolf1998 · 1 year
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I'm open to RP if anyone wants to do one with me.
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two-as-one · 2 years
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|| Eeeee bringing Ellie back for good! ❤️ For a starter from Ellie or for me to send a sentence starter via ask from her!||
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poohsources · 5 months
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🐝  *  ―  𝑺𝑨𝑪𝑹𝑰𝑭𝑰𝑪𝑬𝑺 𝑺𝑬𝑵𝑻𝑬𝑵𝑪𝑬 𝑺𝑻𝑨𝑹𝑻𝑬𝑹𝑺.
GENERAL ❛  run! i'll hold them off for as long as i can.  ❜ ❛  i can buy you some time. go, now!  ❜ ❛  i cause this, and i'll be the one to fix it. no matter the cost.  ❜ ❛  it's the only way!  ❜ ❛  no matter what it takes, i won't let anything happen to you.  ❜ ❛  i need to make this right. this is my only chance.  ❜ ❛  i'll go through this so we have a chance. it's a risk worth taking.  ❜ ❛  you're more important than me. so let me do this to save you.  ❜ ❛  putting your needs ahead of mine is the only way i know.  ❜ ❛  can't you see i'm trying to save you?  ❜ ❛  i'll promise to keep you safe for as long as i can.  ❜ ❛  you know i'd jump in front of a bullet for you, right?  ❜ ❛  there are some people worth dying for ...  ❜ ❛  i trusted you with everything, and this is how you repay me?  ❜ ❛  i promise, i'm gonna do everything in my power to protect you.  ❜ ❛  i'm willing to do whatever it takes to prove my worth to you.  ❜ ❛  you don't have to sacrifice yourself for me. we're in this together.  ❜ ❛  are you sure you want to give up your only chance at freedom?  ❜ ❛  go! i'm not sure how much longer i can hold on ...  ❜ ❛  forget about me and save yourself. please.  ❜
LOVE / RELATIONSHIPS ❛  i love you, but you deserve better than what i can offer.  ❜ ❛  your happiness means more to me than my own.  ❜ ❛  i have to let you go, even if it breaks my heart.  ❜ ❛  i'll support your dreams, even if it means letting go of mine.  ❜ ❛  if this is truly what you need, i'll go.  ❜ ❛  you're worth waiting for. no matter how long it takes until you come back.  ❜ ❛  this is going against everything i stand for, but i'll do it for you.  ❜ ❛  you will always have my unwavering support.  ❜ ❛  your smile is worth the sacrifices i'm willing to make.  ❜ ❛  sometimes, there are more important things than me. you, for example.  ❜ ❛  i will always love you, but we're not good for one another. so i'm letting you go.  ❜ ❛  you deserve to find happiness with someone who isn't as destructive as me.  ❜ ❛  you will always be my first choice, but i know i'll never be yours, and that's okay.  ❜ ❛  no matter what happens, you will always hold a special place in my heart.  ❜ ❛  i'm gonna do whatever it takes to make you smile again.  ❜ ❛  you make me wanna be better. you make me wanna be good.  ❜ ❛  you don't have to sacrifice your dreams just to fulfill mine.  ❜ ❛  if you don't want to be with me anymore, just say so and go.  ❜ ❛  i won't let you make any more decisions for me!  ❜ ❛  remember, i'm doing this because i love you.  ❜
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mcflymemes · 2 months
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PROMPTS FOR FAKE DATING & GOING UNDERCOVER *  assorted dialogue for muses going undercover as a couple and having to maintain the illusion that they're dating, and all the chaos, feelings, and whatnot that come with it, suggested by dollhidden, adjust as necessary, send "reverse" for the reversal of action prompts
DIALOGUE PROMPTS
come on. at least pretend that you like me.
if we hold hands, that'll sell the illusion even more.
what petnames do you think we'd use if we were actually dating?
please don't make this too difficult on me.
stop letting go of my hand.
you're going to pay for this later.
that was way too close of a call.
[petname]? that's what we're going with?
could you at least look like you like me for an hour? is that so hard?
admit it. i'm not half bad.
didn't think i would enjoy this as much as i am.
did you take acting classes growing up?
excuse me! i'm just trying to sell the illusion!
do you think they bought it?
you don't look like you love me. you look like you're constipated.
way to lay it on thick. i think you might have done too good of a job.
pretend to laugh at one of my jokes.
i guess i didn't expect you to dress up for this. i'm impressed.
you know, if you treated me like that on the regular, i might actually start falling in love with you.
they have to believe we're together. how hard can it be?
quick, pretend like you're about to kiss me.
you clearly care more about the tiny appetizers than you do me.
i'm just here for the free champagne.
you clean up nice.
that honestly wasn't as bad as i thought it would be.
they're looking over here. quick, say something funny.
that... was surprisingly smooth of you.
you don't date much, do you?
we should pretend to date more often.
hey! my eyes are up here!
shit, they're coming. kiss me.
ACTION PROMPTS all of these are written as if both parties are fake dating and going undercover at some specified event, but feel free to add your own scenarios if you'd like!
[ hand ] sender quickly takes receiver's hand in public to avoid getting caught
[ waist ] sender quickly slides an arm around receiver's waist in public to avoid getting caught
[ propose ] sender stages a dramatic fake proposal to further sell their relationship to the crowd, catching receiver completely off guard
[ fake fight ] sender and receiver stage a coordinated fake fight/messy breakup in front of the crowd
[ kiss ] realizing they need to sell their relationship to an important person/people, sender and receiver kiss for the first time
[ coat ] noticing receiver is cold, sender gives them their coat
[ entrance ] sender and receiver approach the entrance of the secret event and discuss their plans for selling their fake relationship to the crowd
[ slip away ] sender slips away from receiver in order to take a break from pretending, and receiver goes to find them
[ off limits ] sender and receiver are exploring an off limit portion of the event space, get caught, and are forced to try to explain how they got lost
[ the big kiss ] to conceal the fact that they're exploring an off limit portion of the event space, sender kisses receiver dramatically once they're caught
[ introduce ] sender introduces receiver as their lover/date/partner to a very important (and potentially dangerous) person at this event
[ family ] sender introduces receiver as their lover/date/partner to their family, who just so happens to also be at the event
[ lost ] sender loses receiver in the crowd and rushes to relocate them before their cover is blown
[ flirt ] when someone else shows interest in receiver, sender steps in and makes it clear they're "taken"
[ exit ] sender and receiver have successfully accomplished their goal, and now must sneak out of the event as covertly as possible
[ spill ] sender accidentally spills their drink on receiver and rushes them to the restroom to clean them up
[ private ] in a brief moment of privacy between the two fake daters, sender admits to receiver that they don't think receiver is as bad as they thought
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punishmentsdue · 2 years
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Ok but plz send me some memes?]]
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onebug · 3 months
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Heyooo
Since I've seen you've been drawing some pokemon lately, could we have some of ur favorite starters...?
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my go-to salad order!!
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lapis-memes · 25 days
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Saying "I Love You" In Other Ways
“Home is wherever you are.”
“Waking up next to you is my favorite of getting up.”
“You look breath taking.”
"This made me think of you."
“I made your favorite! I know you haven't been feeling well.”
“I brought you flowers to brighten your day.”
“You can always call me, even in the dead of the night.”
“Everything is so much more fun when you’re here.”
“Come under my blanket, I know you’re freezing.”
“Please be careful out there.”
"You keep showing up in my dreams."
“You’re the best thing that ever happened to me.”
“Your flaws are the best parts of you.”
"Go put on your favorite movie. I'll make popcorn."
“Here, take my jacket. You look cold.”
“I don’t care what happens, as long as we’re together.”
“Promise you’ll never leave me.”
"Not a day goes by where I don't think about you."
“I’ll stay with you. I don’t want you to be alone.”
“Your hand fits perfectly in mine.”
"Here, let's get you out of those wet clothes."
“I’d do anything for you, you know that, right?”
“I want us to grow old together.”
“Why would I watch the stars when I can look at you instead?”
“You have made me a better person.”
“I’ll always try to make you happy.”
"Your smile is infectious."
"I thought it might rain, so I brought you an umbrella."
“Of course I worry about you! You’re important to me.”
“I belong right here with you.”
“Let me take care of you, please.”
“I heard you couldn’t sleep, so I made you some hot tea.”
“I’m only truly me when I’m with you.”
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prophecyprompts · 5 months
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#PHYSICAL. for when muses need some extra support & self-esteem lifts. all terms are gender-neutral.
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hi, pretty.
good morning, handsome.
well, aren't you a beauty?
your eyes are so lovely…
i wish you could see what i see.
please smile more, it's beautiful.
you're pretty even when you cry.
you are the most attractive person in this room. maybe this building. maybe this area, actually.
your body is beautiful because it's yours. don't forget that.
may i touch you? i want to see if you're truly real.
you look like a dream.
my pretty girl / boy / (muse's name).
your hands are nice… n-not like that! i mean, uh..
you don't need makeup or fancy jewelry or fancy clothes. you're perfect, okay?
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gainprincess · 1 year
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@pudgy-planets
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"..." She's been staring for a solid five minutes, examining every inch of Mackenzie's body without a singular word. Her expressions keep switching between confused smiles, nervous frowns, and flat-out blank-eyed staring. The heavyset cosplay designer shifts from side to side, hips jutting this way and that. Her hand goes to one of her duo of chins in thought multiple times, and she takes out a handkerchief to dab at her forehead every few seconds just to be safe.
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"Um...Mackenzie, was it?" She finally says, those eyes of hers a bit brighter than they were a few minutes ago, like she's zoned back in to the land of the living. Her hands clasp in front of her straining chest buttons, and she breathes in. "Are you...sure we haven't met before?"
She's very, very confused now.
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superfam · 1 year
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THE SUPERMAN STARTER READING LIST
SO – you want to read Superman comics, but you’re intimidated by the near-century of history this character has. Or, you’ve read a few comics with him, but you want to go back to the basics to understand his character and the mythology surrounding him. There are so many continuities, origin stories, and standalones – where do you start? Well…
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[Image ID: a cropped edit of the Superman ‘78 #3 variant cover by Lee Weeks, showing Lois Lane sitting on the letters of the Daily Planet globe, and Clark flying above her in his Superman costume, reaching out to take her hand. Hand-written next to them is: "THE SUPERMAN STARTER READING LIST", and hand-written in the bottom right corner is: "by MYTHIC / superfam.tumblr.com". End ID.]
This list isn’t intended to be a full, comprehensive guide to Superman’s decades of history, but a curated taster of Clark Kent in the comics medium. It aims to show you a variety of interpretations from different authors of different contexts, but with the broad goal of helping newcomers understand the heart of the character. Not every comic is able to sum up all aspects of Superman, and some could be argued to miss certain points, but each one has been selected for this list for the goal of conveying the history and breadth of his interpretations.
It’s intended to be accessible to both long-dedicated comics fans and people who are new to the DC universe, or even the medium as a whole. As such, new fans are welcome to enjoy each story as a standalone interpretation.
Please understand that this list is built from my own experience with the character, and I don’t claim it to be better or worse than any other – it’s just one way to approach his history. Essentially, I’m attempting to create the sort of list I wish I had access to when first reading Superman comics. I highly encourage the reader to form their own interpretations of each work.
With all that out of the way, please enjoy!
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[Image ID: An edit of Gary Frank's artwork from Superman: Secret Origin. A slightly battered Clark in his Superman outfit embraces Jimmy with his right arm and Lois with his left. All three are smiling. The background, which depicts a disaster scene and a defeated Lex Luthor chained to a building, is covered in a translucent blue overlay. Hand-written next to Clark is: "ORIGINS". End ID.]
SUPERMAN: SECRET ORIGIN #1-6 (2009-2010) Geoff Johns & Gary Frank
Just a couple years before the 2011 reboot of the DC Universe, a new definitive origin story was created for a Superman post-Infinite Crisis (a major event which had changed the status quo of the multiverse).
Secret Origin is only six issues long, and a great, efficient introduction to Clark Kent and Superman. It focuses on telling Clark’s origins from his own perspective, as a hero but also simply as a person. It also does a good job of setting up important supporting characters including Lois, Jimmy, Perry, and Lex.
SUPERMAN: BIRTHRIGHT #1-12 (2003-2004) Mark Waid, Leinil Francis Yu & Gerry Alanguilan
Though replaced by Secret Origin only a few years later, Birthright was written as the definitive origin story to overwrite Byrne’s 1986 reboot of the character. It was intended to bring Superman into the new century, and be more consistent with his modern interpretations. It is also influenced by the popularity of the TV series Smallville.
Birthright is longer and covers aspects of the Superman mythos in further depth, including dynamics between Clark, Lex, and the city of Metropolis, kryptonite, and Krypton in general. Due to its extended length, it also covers more on Clark’s relationship with his powers and heritage.
I highly recommend reading both modern preboot origins to experience different interpretations with different influences and intentions, even only a few years apart.
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[Image ID: An edit of Tim Sale's artwork from Superman: For All Seasons. On the right, Clark lies on his bed, looking to the left with a wistful expression and with a hand on his dog curled up next to him. The background, which is his cluttered bedroom in Smallville, is overlaid with translucent grey. Hand-written to the left of Clark is: "INTROSPECTION". End ID.]
SUPERMAN SMASHES THE KLAN #1-3 (2019) Gene Luen Yang & Gurihiru
This standalone story is set in 1946, and primarily draws upon the Golden and Silver Ages as inspiration. It’s an adaptation of an episode of The Adventures of Superman radio series, “The Clan of the Fiery Cross”, which famously dealt a major hit to the KKK’s operations in America by influencing public perceptions.
The story follows Clark as well as siblings Roberta and Tommy, two Chinese-American kids who have recently moved to the Metropolis suburbs, as they uncover and fight a local chapter of the KKK. The story explores themes of immigrant identity and self-acceptance in Clark and the kids’ narratives – it presents important concepts from Superman’s history, straight from the heart of his character, in a really effective way.
SUPERMAN: FOR ALL SEASONS #1-4 (1998) Jeph Loeb & Tim Sale
This miniseries has four issues, each corresponding to a season and narrated by an important person in Clark’s life (in order: Jonathan ‘Pa’ Kent, Lois Lane, Lex Luthor, Lana Lang). Tim Sale’s beautifully detailed and expressive art captures the complex emotions drawn out by having your life touched by Clark Kent, which works really well with the personal, confessional style of the narration. It’s a very intimate work.
It’s a great insight into both the triumphs and very personal struggles of Clark through the inner voices of some of the most important people in his life, and captures what makes his character work really well.
FOR THE MAN WHO HAS EVERYTHING (SUPERMAN (1939) ANNUAL #11) (1985) Alan Moore & Dave Gibbons
This is a single-issue annual from right before the DC universe was rebooted, and (unsurprisingly for Moore) explores some philosophical and ideological questions regarding the Man of Steel. On his ‘birthday’, Superman falls prey to an alien organism called The Black Mercy, which feeds on its victims while keeping them complacent with vivid hallucinations of their greatest desires. Clark hallucinates a still-living Krypton, which he is a part of – but perhaps not everything is perfect.
SUPERMAN: BRAINIAC (ACTION COMICS #866-870) (2008) Geoff Johns & Gary Frank
Before retelling Superman’s beginnings in Secret Origin, Johns and Frank collaborated on this story arc which massively changes the status quo, partially by reintroducing a variety of pre-Crisis concepts including the original Brainiac and the bottled city Kandor. If you liked Secret Origin, you’ll probably like this one.
As this is our first story arc rather than self-contained story, it has more references to the ongoing continuity but is still easy enough to understand without that context. This story also prominently features Kara Zor-El as Supergirl and expands on some cosmic lore and Krypton in general.
SUPERMAN: UP IN THE SKY #1-6 (2019-2020) Tom King & Andy Kubert
This is an accessible, self-contained exploration of the extent of Superman’s moral fibre, following Clark as he attempts to save a single girl who was abducted from Earth and taken into space. It’s quite abstract at points with the questions it asks about themes of compassion and commitment, which I think is conveyed particularly well in the panelling and artwork.
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[Image ID: An edit of Frank Quitely's artwork from All Star Superman. Clark in his Superman outfit is flying with his arms outstretched. The top half of his face is cut off. The background is an abstract depiction of the heart of the sun, and has been overlaid with a translucent orange. Handwritten beneath Clark is: "INTERPRETING AND RE-INTERPRETING". End ID.]
THE K-METAL FROM KRYPTON (drafted 1940, restored 2004-2011) Jerry Siegel & Joe Shuster Studio
The K-Metal from Krypton is an unpublished and unfinished comic from 1940, written by Superman creator Jerry Siegel, and drafted by the studio of the other Superman creator, Joe Shuster. After being lost for decades, the story has slowly been recovered and restored by Superman fans.
Though this one is much more unconventional than the other items on the list, I think it’s extremely important to Superman’s history and generally understanding him as a character. It comes from a time when creative control of their character was being taken from Siegel and Shuster, and though it is unknown why this story was unpublished, that’s a major point of context to keep in mind.
This draft sets up the predecessor to kryptonite in the Superman comics – “K-Metal” – and also contains a scene where Clark reveals his identity to Lois, and they agree to be partners in helping others. This is a major departure from the status quo of Clark keeping his secret from Lois as she tries to uncover it, which would continue for the rest of the Golden and Silver Ages.
The restoration effort can be read online: http://theages.superman.nu/k-metal/splash.php
THE MAN OF STEEL #1-6 (1986) John Byrne & Dick Giordano
This limited series is the immediate post-Crisis origin story and reinvention of Superman. It wasn’t put in the Origins section because I think from a modern perspective it shouldn’t be an introduction to Clark, but rather something you read to understand the history of his character.
It originated major changes in the Superman mythology, some of which have become instilled in it (such as Lex Luthor and Lois Lane’s modern characterisations), and others which have been forgotten or discarded.
One major thing is the great effort this origin made to make Clark American over being Kryptonian… Byrne has expressed great distaste of portrayals of Superman which emphasise his immigrant identity, and that should be kept in mind while critically reading this work.
ALL-STAR SUPERMAN #1-12 (2005-2008) Grant Morrison & Frank Quitely
Arguably the most critically acclaimed Superman comic, this has been saved for late in the list as I believe it’s enhanced with more context of and experience with Clark. This is a series which explores the nature of storytelling and legacy, which was created with the aim of creating a timeless Superman story.
When Superman learns he will soon die, what does he reflect on? What does he change? This is heavily inspired by, and is a love letter to, Silver Age Superman.
WHATEVER HAPPENED TO THE MAN OF TOMORROW? (SUPERMAN #423 & ACTION COMICS #583) (1986) Alan Moore, Curt Swan & George Pérez
Written in the wake of Crisis on Infinite Earths, this is another story about Superman ‘dying’, and is essentially a great mediation on and send-off to the Silver Age incarnation of the character. It refers to itself as an “imaginary” story, and can be seen as one concrete ending for this version of Clark Kent and the rest of the Superman characters, in a medium with few.
It can be found in a collection with For the Man Who Has Everything.
SUPERMAN: RED AND BLUE #1-6 (2021) Various
To finish off our starter reading list, let’s move from Superman’s end to his future. This is an anthology of short stories from various authors and artists, exploring a spread of visions of the Man of Tomorrow.
I think it’s an appropriate end for this starter exploration of Clark Kent’s many interpretations! As with all anthologies, it has its ups and downs in quality, but as a whole I truly believe it captures the heart of this character.
Thank you for reading all this way. I really hope this reading list helps you delve into the character of Superman and inspires you to read further beyond what I’ve suggested here.
Most of all, I hope it helps at least some people grow to love Clark Kent as much as I have.
A PDF version of this reading list is available here.
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ogdoadfates · 1 year
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Hi 😄
Can you do a prompt list of dialogues or gestures lovers can have while sharing a bed? (not in a sexual way, and when it's not the first time they're sharing it) pls :)
You got it! Think this is my first prompt list request???
Sharing a bed Prompts
Gently drawing shapes onto the others back.
Cuddling close together and staring into each others eyes.
"I am so glad that everyday I get to wake up to your face."
Playing with the others fingers.
Person A moving hair out of Person B's face
"Get in bed, you goof."
Drawing patterns on the others chest over their heart.
Hold each other close while listening to the storm outside.
"How'd I ever end up with a person as wonderful as you?" laughing "You say that every time!" "doesn't make it any less true."
Chuckling "We have to get up at some point."
Reaching over the other to turn off their alarm.
Falling asleep on top of the other.
"Nooo stay!" laughing "It's 10 in the morning!"
Waking up the other with a kiss.
Playing with the others hair.
"We should probably get ready." "Yup." "But we won't, will we?" "Nope."
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soulrph · 2 years
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"𝐁𝐋𝐀𝐍𝐊𝐄𝐓 𝐅𝐎𝐑𝐓" 𝐏𝐑𝐎𝐌𝐏𝐓𝐒.
i mentioned these in the tags of a post and sb saw it and asked for the list!! which was so abundantly lovely of them tbh bc like. i was gonna let these go. so thank you to the sweetheart of an angel who encouraged me to finish the list and post them!! these prompts are dialogue based and inspired by the humble yet endearingly cozy qualities of the blanket fort! i hope y'all enjoy them! and i hope everyone's staying hydrated and not clenching their jaws on this lovely day, too!
" what do you mean, you've never built a blanket fort before?! "
" sorry, you can't get in here without the right password. "
" where are all my blankets and pillows? "
" yeah, you can't wear that in this fort. no suits, jeans or shoes. only soft fluffy socks and pajamas. "
" wanna built a blanket fort with me? "
" if we got the fluffy bath towels out, we could probably expand the fort towards the bathroom. "
" if you collapse this blanket fort, i cannot legally be held responsible for my actions. "
" bring over those fairy lights, we can hang them on the inside of the blankets and make it way cozier! "
" i just think the world would be an infinitely happier, better place if we all lived in a blanket fort. "
" it's not every day you get to sleep in a house made of blankets, pillows and cushions, right? "
" hey, let's hook the blanket across the TV, that way we can have a movie marathon without leaving the fort! "
" see? it's a blanket fort fit for royalty! hence my pillow throne. bow down before me, peasant! "
" fine! you can come over; but bring every blanket, pillow and fluffy item you own. "
" oh my god, i used to make blanket forts ALL the time when i was a little kid! "
" i brought some snacks. figured it'd be a pretty sucky blanket fort without any! "
" i wonder how much you'd get if you rented out a blanket fort like this one? "
" wow... this must be exactly how michelangelo felt when he built his first blanket fort, too! "
" ingenious use of the sleeping bag, by the way! every good blanket fort needs a rug! "
" i'm having the week from hell. could we just crawl into the blanket fort for the night? "
" it's too stormy to do anything else today. i propose a movie marathon in our pajamas in the blanket fort! "
" i'm gonna go out and ask our neighbours if they have any spare blankets we could use. this blanket fort demands an extension! "
" if we insured this blanket fort, we could make a TON of cash the next time it collapses! "
" no, listen, if people can go live in vans and school buses, i can damn sure live the rest of my life in a blanket fort! "
" i made some hot cocoa. felt like a suitably fort friendly drink! "
" technically, demolishing the fort should be done via pillow fight. right? "
" aren't we a little old to be making blanket forts? "
" actually, much like lego, i think you'll find that blanket forts are ageless! "
" i thought i might find you in here. room for one more? "
" tragically, you never built a blanket kitchen. so i guess we're just gonna have to order in some take-out, right? "
" i'm not an unreasonable blanket fort mayor. i am not above bribery. entrance fee can be one kiss. "
" excuse you, we have a dress code. pajamas are in my closet, bottom drawer; fluffy socks are in the second one from the top. "
" judge me all you want, but this blanket fort has brought me more peace than anything else in my entire life. "
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bwoahtastic · 2 years
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More A/B/O - Omegaverse starters
Made another of these a while ago (found here) and decided to give it another shot.
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"Betas shouldn't be able to get pregnant" "Well, here we are anyways."
"The scar on my neck? My Mate broke our bond and left me."
"You're even more obnoxious in your wolf form!"
"We can't have you in our Pack anymore."
"Can you please join my nest?"
"I would happily be the father/mother to your pups."
"Stupid Alphas with their stupid fights for dominance."
"Present for your Alpha..."
"Stop your hissing, I know you're happy to see me."
"No one has ever touched me there..."
"I never wanted to have pups, but I love our little one so damn much."
"You reek of sex. Where did you sneak off to, little Omega?"
"I shouldn't say this, but whenever [Pack Alpha] growls, I slick up so much."
"If I win this fight, you're Omegas will be mine."
"I surely can't be pregnant!" "You are literally in labour as we speak!"
"You are not related to them by blood" "I don't care if they don't share my genes, they are my pups!"
"I have never belonged to a Pack before, I don't know what is expected of me."
"I'll have you know that I won my regional nesting competition 5 years in a row!"
"I'm scared of my Heat." "Don't be, I'll take care of you."
"Who left slick all over the couch again?!"
"This Pack would fall apart without its Betas."
"How can they be Pack when they don't speak the same language?" "Rumbles and purrs are universal."
"I can't believe Omega auctions still exist..."
"They are feral!" "They just like to bite people, it's fine."
"I don't want to be owned, I want to be free..."
"Did you see [Pack Alpha] rock the pups to sleep?"
"My Mate passed away. It's just me and the pups now."
"They Mated someone else! I thought I had a chance..."
"It hurts so much, feeling the Mating Mark fade..."
"Your scent glands are all swollen, who neglected you like this?"
"I would be a better Pack Alpha!"
"I think [Alpha] might be going into Rut. I woke up to them humping my leg."
"I don't belong to a Mate, I belong to the Pack"
"I found this pup outside and I'm keeping them."
"I would like to have 1 day in which no one cries in this Pack."
"Did you hear about the Alpha who got knocked up?"
"Your Pack despises me."
"Your Mate doesn't treat you right!"
"Omegas nest together, Alphas just pile up on the sofa and growl a bit."
"Alphas are allowed to cry too, you know..."
"We broke up, my Alpha realised he was only into other Alphas."
"Our last Pack didn't approve of [Omega/Omega, Alpha/Alpha, etc] Mates."
"Have you ever been with 2 [Alphas/Betas/Omegas] at the same time?"
"You are wearing my Alpha's sweater!"
"I love Alpha wrestling as much as the next person, but you really hurt my neck this time."
"I have 3 pups in my belly, excuse me for not being fast!"
"There is slick all over your thighs, love."
"They sure don't look like an [Alpha/Omega/Beta]."
"You cheated on me? With them?!"
"I have always been alone through my Heat. I will manage to get through it again."
"I didn't get the job, because of my status."
"Welcome to the Omega shelter, are you alone or do you have pups with you?"
"I honestly have lost count of how many pups we have in the Pack."
"P-please scent me, I don't want to smell like them, I want to smell like you..."
"Did you meet up with that [Alpha/Beta/Omega] from [Dating app]?"
"I feel ugly." "Darling, you are the most beautiful [Alpha/Beta/Omega] in this room."
"My bump is really starting to show now!"
"You're so small, Omega, I can just carry you around."
"I thought I would have to raise my pups alone. But seeing you with them today, made me realise they had 2 parents all along."
"Your Alpha punched my Alpha first!"
"We had such a great night together, and now I won't ever see them again."
"Wait! Your knot is too big-"
"There was an Omega being threatened and hurt, so I took them home to the Pack."
"Young Alphas should always want to be Pack Alpha." "I don't. I am happy to serve my Pack Alpha."
"Maybe this wasn't the right place and time to knot you..."
"Who scratched up [Alpha's] back so much?" "I might have gotten a little possessive last night."
"I have nothing. No Mate, no pups, no Pack..."
"Silly Alpha thinks they are in charge? How wrong you are..."
"No wrestling in the nest!"
"What happened last night and who did you get Mated to?"
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