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Okay more omegaverse Mötley, let's get it! This time different pack dynamics, a joint post with @anaalnathrakhs , thanks for the idea!

Everyone go check out the twin post

I don't think I'll get to all the intricacies of every possible Mötley dynamic, so if y'all like this holler if you want a part 2.

Let's get this show on the road then!

Alpha Tommy, alpha Vince, beta Mick and omega Nikki - Okay this is the most accurate one for them to realistically have. Tommy and Vince are both super dominant dude bros who think with their dicks instead of their brains- both of them being alphas also explains the super friction between them that comes in later years that we see in resurrection of crüe I mean they literally say and I quote “if Tommy and Vince want Mötley crüe to happen, it'll happen” it's giving alpha, for sure, they are both also very selfish, Vince more so than Tommy but Tommy has been described as a brat way too often for me not to mention this. Beta Mick being the calming middle ground that low-key sucks at his job of being the calming middle ground cause he hates conflict, and more often than not instead of jumping into an argument with one of his bandmates to cool the situation down also makes sense, he'll just be silent in the corner, hoping that it'll end before he has to patch things up after the damage is already done and too severe for him to fix after the fact. This is one of the reasons why I believe this is the most accurate version because even with the safe setting of being in a pack together, the conflicts would still be high because of the two alpha's with core belief differences and the beta who can't deescalate situations, which would lead to them being in the news for public spats a lot more, just like they were in real life. Nikki being an omega also makes the most logical sense to me, he's a lot more sensitive and genuinely caring then the other guys and him having shame for being an omega just works intrinsically well with his character. It also explains why he's so desperate to be the boss/leader of the band and the one who's more likely to take charge because he wants to feel in control of things for once in his life and he takes it a bit overboard. That being said, in this set up, they are basically just normal Mötley, except with a little bit of classificationism on Tommy and Vince's end. Tommy more so on the ground that he was raised by a father that told him to treat an omega with the utmost delicacy and be a gentleman, and Vince more so out of its the social norm in the 80s to see omegas as lesser then - in later years they come around from their ignorance though as seeing everything Nikki accomplishes as an omega makes them see their way of thinking is wrong. Mick has no such prejudice towards Nikki, which is why I think Nikki has such a deep and special bond with Mick, because he didn't underestimate him or think he was lesser than any alpha who worked in music.

Alpha Mick, beta Tommy, beta Vince and beta Nikki - this dynamic is so funny for me to think about because, I just talked about how Mick is conflict avoidant and as an alpha conflict is pretty much inevitable and with three insane betas that he is now the leader of conflicts are guaranteed! He'd constantly have to put out fires the guys would be making (literally and figuratively) like- “Vince, why the fuck did you sleep with that alpha's omega, he's coming here to beat your ass and I gotta stop him now!” And Vince is just sitting on the couch not a worry in the world cause he knows Mick is gonna have to sort this out for him, because he's the leader of the pack. All the band would put Mick through these kinds of situations constantly because, one they knew Mick would get them out no problem and Mick wouldn't punish them for anything at all and two their all subconsciously jealous of Mick's higher status and trying to get back at him by getting his conflict avoidant ass into fights with random alpha's. They are not aware of this fact either really, but in the back of their minds they know why they want Mick to get a black eye every now and then. Other then that I think this pack is kinda not functional, Mick can't keep them in line extremely well, not because he can't intimate them but because he can't be bothered and this bites him in the ass all the time as the boys have no real figure to keep them in line and so they wreek havoc on anything they can which is the reason Mick is put through so many fights. But the one place this dynamic would work is the music, you know how I said Mick can't be bothered to keep them in line, well in the studio, that's all he does, he keeps them on track and focused and creative as he's genuinely leading them as a pack leader but outside the studio, in a world where Mick doesn't give a shit to correct them, the three beta guys take out their feelings of insignificance on the general public with no restraint. When Mick goes into rut though their all there to support their old man, they have to switch out every round because Mick is insatiable and he goes for so long and with his back it's obvious that he's in a lot of pain so they all try to do most of the work but Mick doesnt allow them to at all when he's far gone in rut. Mick absolutely tires them out, which is an accomplishment in itself and when the guys are lucid again with Mick there definitely not above teasing him for what a freak in the sheets he is in that state, Mick growls at them and dips until they can stop being immature. (Also I'll just make this side note here, but I kinda don't think Mick would willingly let anybody help him through a heat. He thinks it makes him look weak and he hates being dependent)

Alpha Nikki, Alpha Tommy, beta Vince and omega Mick - Nikki is a heavily controlling alpha though and while he doesn't have that prejudice against omegas like I think Tommy and Vince would low key have, he is a lot more protective and possessive of Mick and Mick does not care for being owned at all and so this would be a constant battle of whims against Nikki and Mick, Nikki trying to get Mick to be careful and safe with himself and have more forethought and Mick just doing whatever he feels like in the moment without forethought and he gets away with it too, because all he has to do is play up his omega act a little and Nikki just cannot bring himself to punish Mick and Mick knows that. I think Nikki would hand out punishments but none that get any of his band mates to listen lol. Tommy would also be super protective of Mick but unlike Nikki's suffocating chokehold on him, Tommy's style of dominance would be more Mick's style, easygoing but there for Mick if he needs anything only an alpha can provide. Vince being a beta in this situation, again just makes me laugh, because he would constantly be trying to have a pissing contest (figuratively but I'm sure he's literally challenged them to one before) with them and Vince looses every single time. This would give beta Vince even more of a complex and I kinda think this would get him to quit the band much sooner actually, funnily enough. Also this is the only two alpha set up that I think would actually work, as Tommy and Nikki are so close, it'd be impossible for them to get into any arguments that weren't of the absolute essence.

Alpha Vince, Omega Tommy, omega Nikki and omega Mick - oh boy, is all I kinda gotta say about this one honestly. Vince absolutely feels high and mighty in this one and the other guys fucking despise it. He makes a very big deal of being the only alpha to an omega harem (his words, not mine). Nikki and Tommy both constantly undermine his rule and make him go insane and Mick just straight up ignores him unless he thinks the cause is important enough for him to follow directions. Doesn't actually know how to run a pack and constantly fails to keep everything together. I mean this pack is all fun and games for Vince until Mick, Tommy and Nikki go into heat at the same time. This one would be a total disaster and not even in a funny way…okay maybe a little funny, since classificationist Vince eats shit every time he thinks he's in control of the omegas, and I think this dynamic would get him out of that terrible headspace super quick, so it's a win ig.

Alpha Mick, alpha Tommy,alpha Nikki and alpha Vince - utter shit show, like this is the worst combination….but fuck is it fun to think about, I mean it's a ticking time bomb, there would constantly be fights and or tussles that would leave them with scars they could never fully recover from and yet they would be so fucking ride or die for each other it's insane. Like they want to kill each other constantly and pheromones are running high, but if some punk tried to mess with any of them, they'd never see the light of day again. This combo is volatile in all the best ways and they bond by knocking the teeth out of some drunk schmucks face. Just alpha things <33. Ruts would be fucking insane, it's a lot of growling and fucking and domination, they would all be sore for weeks to come afterwards.

Alpha Mick, alpha Nikki, alpha Vince and omega Tommy - they are all so protective of Tommy. While Nikki and Vince argue about what's best for the pack, Mick is just vibing with Tommy and keeping creeps away from him by freaking out said creeps with his own terrifying personality when Vince and Nikki are too absorbed by other things. But when Nikki and Vince are sober and not at each other's throats they also make sure Tommy is as comfortable and well looked after as they know how to give someone else. This would be the most wholesome-ish combination of all the dynamic pairs because it's basically just Nikki and Vince having a marital fight while Tommy and Mick snuggle on the couch and watch them duke it out.

Omega Nikki, omega Tommy, omega Mick and omega Vince - I know this is not gonna be the answer you expect but I kinda think this one would also be one of the more functional ones. As a group full of omegas in an “alpha's” career realm of rockstar, they gotta have each other's back and this gives them a common societal enemy to fight and we know how strong these guys can be when they have a common enemy. I think they're all even more protective of each other then the all alpha pack tbh and I know I really haven't mentioned nesting at all in any of the oner dynamics but in this one it would be prominent. They make a big communal nest together and all of them sleep together. Omega Nikki would be so happy to finally have such a safe environment to be in and he'd for once in his life feel proud to be an omega because not only are they brutal to every alpha that dares to try and either enter or break their pack because they think it's non valid but they are all so strong together, that he never feels scared to stand up to anyone of any dynamic ever, because he knows his pack has got his back. Omega Nikki finally has no shame to be an omega in this combination. And the other guys don't argue as badly at all as other packs mentioned in this post. And picking a leader also isn't hard, they decided that Mick is the leader for all intents and purposes, but Nikki is the one that actually runs it, Mick is just the main protector as he's the oldest and therefore wisest omega. The heats would also be such a comforting experience, it's all so comfortable and everybody understands what the other is going through, Mick even joins in for this dynamic aswell.

Beta Mick, beta Tommy, beta Vince and beta Nikki - So much alpha envy it's kinda insane, but this time with the added ingredient of a disgruntled Mick in the background, not because he's also envies alpha's (..okay maybe a little, but he won't straight up be petty about it, it is how it is) but because all the guys are making a total undeserved disaster, subconsciously because they are not seen as important in the chain of society.

#omegaverse au #love doing these!#poly!crue #crueslash

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phanfictioncatalogue · 1 year

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Celestial Inspired Titles Masterlist

A Star in the Galaxy (ao3) - danblossom

Summary: The growth from childhood through adolescence of James, Dan and Phil's son.

"You wonder if the moon comes up at night so the stars don't feel alone."

An Intergalactic Kind of Love (ao3) - husbants

Summary: Phil has been acting terribly strange recently and Dan just can’t stop his emotions from running wild. (Or, alternatively, Phil is an alien and Dan doesn’t know.)

Andromeda (ao3) - cityofphanchester

Summary: The year is 2204, and Dan Howell, unfulfilled on planet Earth, wants to find freedom elsewhere. That elsewhere will be Andromeda, a space colony far out of the solar system. On the fifteen-month voyage there, he meets Phil, starry-eyed and looking for life’s great adventure.

Atmosphere (ao3) - thespianhowell

Summary: Sometimes, having sex with Phil feels like coming home.

aurora (ao3) - orphan_account

Summary: a short domestic oneshot into dan and phil's lives

blue moon (ao3) - waveydnp

Summary: it's storming in the middle of the night in a city not his own and phil's phone is dead, which means he has no choice but to slink back to the flat he's just snuck out of... the flat of the once-famous youtuber with whom he's just had his very first one night stand

celestial (ao3) - sunflowerwitches

Summary: phil wants to help dan love himself a bit more during quarantine

details of an asteroid (ao3) - dantiloquent

Summary: “If you think about it, aliens probably believe in us, too. We’ve got our own intergalactic cheerleaders.”

When Dan and Phil keep bumping into each other, they eventually give in to chance and start talking. Soon enough, Dan makes a home at the library Phil works at, and they talk about nothing and everything so often that there is no going back. The two survive the future just fine, until they learn the flaws of leaning the weight of your existence on someone else’s shoulders.

Eclipse (ao3) - Dylan Mischa Letacis (dylanletacis)

Summary: Phil was dead.

Forever.

He wasn't coming back.

And now,

Nobody was there to hold him. Nobody was there to keep him warm. Nobody was there to love him, for all eternity, no matter what.

Gemini and Aquarius (ao3) - Spring_Haze

Summary: Dan and Phil are young, in love, and progressively exploring their sexual relationship while dealing with the agony of a long-distance relationship.

Gravity (ao3) - Allthephils

Summary: Home can feel like a prison when you’re on the edge of adulthood and everything that matters is hours away.

in orbit (ao3) - moonanonymous

Summary: Dan voluntarily enrolls in a 6-month program designed to help wayward teens control their errant superpowers. His plan is simple: get his power under control and leave as quickly as possible. This is complicated when he gets assigned a certain black-haired, telekinetic roommate who can't help but get them both into trouble.

Interstellar (ao3) - huphilpuffs

Summary: Dan always thought he was the moon. Phil Lester was definitely the sun.

Lightyear Groovin' (ao3) - Tarredion

Summary: In a galaxy far, far away, there’s an abundance of 70s clubs. On Krithoo, local party freak Dan Howell works as a waiter at an often overcrowded cantina, Virgo Volans. And maybe, just maybe, has an infatuation with the extraterrestrial dj frequenting their stage.

Our Universe (ao3) - cleartears

Summary: A University AU where Dan and Phil have the appearances of Pastel!Dan and Punk!Phil and the interests of Spaceboy!Dan and Plantboy!Phil. Fun tropes combined with angsty reality! Phil is in his last year of university and feels completely lost - until he meets Dan, a passionate first year, in Astronomy 101. Existential angst and nausea-inducing fluffiness occur over the course of the semester as Phil falls in love with the boy who teaches him a whole new way of looking at the universe.

Painted Constellations - botanistlester

Summary: Dan is a painting major at uni who needs someone to paint on for his art project, and Phil is a photography major who needs Dan to model for him.

perihelion (ao3) - fleurdelester

Summary: per·i·he·li·on

the point in the orbit of a planet, asteroid, or comet at which it is closest to the sun

the one where Dan wants to study the stars and Phil wants to be king of the universe

searching for the north star (ao3) - orphan_account

Summary: When they step outside, Dan can feel the wind cold on his cheeks, making him shiver. It’s dark outside, with the only light being that of the street lamps below, lining the way to the manor, and the stars above. Phil once showed Dan how to find his way by the stars, starting from the North Star above.

spiral galaxy (ao3) - cityofphanchester

Summary: Because everyone is obsessed with the spiral tattoos on their wrists, with watching the ink light up with all the colors of the spectrum. Because the media sells love stories like drugs. Because everyone in the world is obsessed with an emotion Dan can’t feel.

stars (ao3) - brookwrites

Summary: dan grew up in a normal 1930s london family with his parents and little brother. everything was completely and utterly normal… until the bombs started dropping. when dan was fifteen his father went off to war, and when he was sixteen he and his brother hayden were sent off to a foster family in rural england. he looked up at the stars and couldn’t help but wonder how something that beautiful could exist in such a broken world. just when he thought things would never get better, dan met phil, and he became the shining star of his life. but when phil turned eighteen and went off to war, dan couldn’t help but wonder when, if ever, the stars would twinkle the same way again.

Stardust (ao3) - aesthete

Summary: It’s been a while since Phil left. 2 months, 3 weeks, and 4 days to be exact. And among the tears, nightmares, and blackness, there is only one thought on Dan’s mind. “When will I see you again?

stardust trail leading back to you (ao3) - toffeelemon

Summary: Phil is a full time alien conspiracist, a PhD dropout using his extensive Astronomy knowledge to justify his quarter life crisis of running around London all day chasing so-called aliens.

Phil just desperately wants to believe that he is not alone in the universe.

Agent D is the best Men in Black agent that London has ever seen in the last decade, promptly forgotten, dismissed and excluded from human society. He likes it that way. An emotionally constipated galactic agent only has so much room in his heart for a handful of extraterrestrial immigrants.

Until a particularly persistent man keeps disrupting missions, and a permanent fixture by the name of rookie Agent P eventually carves a space into Dee’s lonely existence.

Starry Eyes and Galaxy Minds - manchestereyes

Summary: High school AU based on Freckles and Constellations by the lovely Dodie Clark. Dan, Phil, and Dodie are all best friends, but Dan and Phil can quickly feel themselves falling for each other, much to the delight of Dodie the songwriting machine. Will a night spent stargazing lead to more? Or will the two boys be left in a jumble of feelings, unsure of how to express them?

super nova explosion (ao3) - orphan_account

Summary: Just a normal day at the Howell-Lester apartment, except, Dan is freaking out. Phil makes sure Dan knows he loves him and then Dan tells what's bothering him. Read it all in this short and nowhere going fic!

The Phase of the Moon (ao3) - ThoughtaThought

Summary: Phil Lester is just your typical 15 year old boy. Who is training to help the Slayer fight vampires, demons, and the forces of darkness. Then he starts having dreams of strange symbols and a (totally not attractive) vampire. Explosions and ghosts and creepy guys in cloaks show up and ruin multiple days.

Aka: If Phan existed in the Buffyverse and Dan was a vampire.

#phanfictioncatalogue #phan #phanfic #phanfiction #masterlists #space #space masterlist #celestial #celestial masterlist

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lyssiesleakedmemos · 12 days

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Storm is an Extraterrestrial

Real life 🌶

Storm is an extraterrestrial being from a planet an eon more advanced in sexual pleasure, I'm sure of it.

I used to keep my eyes shut tight, but now I'm watching galaxies gleam in his, laying in a field of mushrooms. The ecstasy of his touch the dimethyltryptamine of his body carved out of the sky above. All I ever took was him.

Storm was the most powerful chemical I ever consumed.

A mind reader, shape-shifter, sexual empath, something supernatural shattering my critical mind, but I know he's feeling what I am. He's consumed both of our vessels at once, adapting to every sensation with ease. Taking form of the crashing ocean under the electrified sky. When he finished, I'd lay shaking in the middle of flooded land, and the girl once afraid of natural disasters was a woman warm and starry-eyed. By then, he'd crawl back in the body of a human man, chest heaving, glistening, fastening me safely to his side. The greatest trick of his was always watching him send shock waves through the earth and grow still again.

If you ever ask him, he'll spin you a yarn of an ordinary man with unusual luck, and it makes him all the more lovable.. but I'd let you take the trip and decide for yourself. Tell me, do you ever come down?

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owedfavors · 1 year

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EPISODE DIVERGENCE ; strange new worlds.

after the disastrous first contact with the klingons, all first contacts begin with observation. thus, when the uss archer arrives at kiley 279, they do not immediately initiate contact and, rather, seek to remain unobserved behind the planet’s moon while they run surface scans. their scans are enough to indicate that something is off — the planet and surrounding system lack any indication of space travel or local colonization ( the moon is bare, there are no signs upon the planet’s surface or in orbit of shipyards, or manned space stations, or any other sign that this species has traveled to space ). and yet, the warp signature upon the planet’s surface is unmistakeable. however, the archer’s scanners are not state of the art, and they are unable to detect the variance that enterprise later identifies, so they have no way of knowing that there is anything odd about the warp signature.

una’s last transmission to starfleet, rather than one of hope and starry-eyed eagerness in expectation of a new member of the federation ( that’s just not una’s style. she will not express awe except in rare moments of letting down her guard, and certainly not in a transmission to starfleet ) is one of brief fact: the situation is not as straightforward as it seemed, and she and her team will investigate and report back, after making first contact if appropriate. she ought to request back up, but she never does know how ( or when ) to ask for help.

she and lieutenant key beam down to the surface, to an out-of-the-way area where they might remain undetected. ensign hadad remains aboard the archer to monitor the situation from above. hadad has clear instructions: should something go awry and una and key fail to report back, he is to send a communique to starfleet informing them of the situation and then wait for instructions from command.

however, in flying back in sight of the planet’s surface in order to transport down, they also reveal themselves to the kileys. having identified a vessel of extraterrestrial origin, the kileys go on full alert. under the guise of threats from the rebel faction, they lock down their cities, sending civilians home and flooding the streets with law enforcement and military. una and key are well out of their depths, and it’s inevitable: before they reach the location of the warp signature, their presence is detected. law enforcement arrives in force, and though una attempts to explain their intentions, to reason with them, the situation quickly devolves into violence.

hearing the scuffle over their open comms, hadad beams himself down in a panic to assist, without sending the message to starfleet. during the fight, una’s ankle is broken, and hadad’s arm is injured by a projectile weapon. local authorities confiscate all technology they carry.

though the kileys provide medical treatment, the three starfleet officers find themselves imprisoned in the depths of a high security facility. over the subsequent days they’re interrogated, and in turn they learn the truth of the warp signature starfleet had dispatched them to investigate: it was not the development of warp drive, but rather a warp bomb, gathered from observation of the events surrounding the uss discovery’s departure to the future. attempts to reason with the kileys fail, and they refuse to release una and her crew, for all una assures them they would be happy to depart immediately and never return. there are some amongst the kileys who seem to hope that they can glean more information, and therefore additional technology and power over the rebel faction, through the knowledge of their extraterrestrial guests.

una sees two possibilities before her: she can attempt an escape, despite her and hadad’s injuries, or she can wait for starfleet to realize something has gone amiss and muster a ship and crew to investigate. though the extreme force with which they were arrested in the first place raises plenty of concerns about their fate should they attempt escape and be thwarted, and although they have no way to return their ship even if they do escape ( there is no one on board to operate the transporter ), una finds herself unwilling to stay where she is. every moment they remain gives the kileys more time to investigate their confiscated tricorders and combadges, and every moment longer they remain invites their captors to turn to torture to exact from them the information they carry.

her plan is, ultimately, simple: get them out, retrieve tricorders and combadges, and find a place to lie low long enough to develop a longer term plan. by the time pike arrives with enterprise, she’s enacted half of it. she, key, and hadad have deceived their way out of their cell, leaving behind two guards and the individual responsible for bringing food behind in their place. they’ve held an unsuspecting scientist “hostage” long enough to use their computer to hack into the system in an effort to learn where their belongings are being held and studied. thereafter, things go rapidly south: all it takes is one stray individual passing in a corridor to spell the end of their little adventure. efforts to pass the scientist off as their escort fall short of convincing ( they should not be without a proper guard detail ), and security is quickly summoned.

they still retrieve their devices, but there’s nowhere to go. they consider escaping into the duct system, but hadad’s injured arm prevents him from getting into, or navigating, the small space. efforts to evade capture by corridors go predictably well, especially with una’s movement slowed by the cast upon her ankle and the not-yet-healed injury. when pike, spock, and la’an descend to the subterranean levels of the facility, they find the crew of the uss archer not awaiting rescue, but in the middle of this flight, all carefully crafted plans shattered.

they reach the lift back towards the surface with the help of the enterprise trio, and una’s team returns to enterprise with la’an. when pike insists upon staying to confront the kileys, una herself insists upon accompanying him and spock. this was her mission, initially, and though she’s content to let her captain take point, she’d like to see it through.

onboard enterprise, she’s present in the briefing room as they watch the broadcasts from the planet’s surface, as negotiations fail to progress forward successfully. it’s only after the situation is resolve that she agrees to let the medical team attend to her ankle.

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owedfavors-a3 · 1 year

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ON EPISODE DIVERGENCE :: STRANGE NEW WORLDS .

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ON EPISODE DIVERGENCE :: STRANGE NEW WORLDS ;;

according to star trek canon, after the disastrous first contact with the klingons, all first contacts begin with observation. thus, when the uss archer arrives at kiley 279, they do not immediately initiate contact and, rather, seek to remain unobserved behind the planet’s moon while they run surface scans. their scans are enough to indicate that something is off — the planet and surrounding system lack any indication of space travel or local colonization ( the moon is bare, there are no signs upon the planet’s surface or in orbit of shipyards or manned space stations, or any other sign that this species has traveled to space ). and yet, the warp signature upon the planet’s surface is unmistakeable. however, the archer’s scanners are not state of the art, and they are unable to detect the variance that enterprise later identifies, so she has no way of knowing that there is anything odd about the warp signature.

una’s last transmission to starfleet, rather than one of hope and starry-eyed eagerness in expectation of a new member of the federation ( that’s not una’s style. even if she feels awe for something like that, she will not say it out loud except in rare moments of letting down her guard, and certainly not in a transmission to starfleet ) is one of brief fact: the situation is not as straightforward as it seemed, and she and her team will investigate and report back, after making first contact if appropriate. she ought to request back up, but she never does know how ( or when ) to ask for help.

she and lieutenant key beam down to the surface, to an out-of-the-way area where they might remain undetected. ensign hadad remains aboard the archer to monitor the situation from above. hadad has clear instructions: should something go awry and she and key fail to report back, he is to send a communique to starfleet informing them of the situation and then wait for instructions from command.

hearing the scuffle over their open comms, hadad beams himself down to assist in a panic, without sending the message to starfleet. during the fight, una’s ankle is broken, and hadad’s arm is injured by a projectile weapon. local authorities confiscate all technology they carry.

they reach the lift back towards the surface with the help of the enterprise trio, and una’s team returns to enterprise with la’an. when pike insists upon staying to confront the kileys, una herself insists upon accompanying him and spock. this was her mission, initially, and though she’s content to let the captain take point now that he’s there, she’d like to see it through.

#* characterization / portrayal notes.#* characterization / episode divergence.#I may tweak this one #but here's a draft of it at least

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anaalnathrakhs · 2 months

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( sorry I don't have an exploded emoji)What is one canon thing that you wish you could change?

👻 What is your wildest headcanon?

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🎁you have a piece of WIP you wanna share (please, love your

💥 What is one canon thing that you wish you could change?

i think they should get in a big poly foursome irl, and it would arrange absolutely nothing but it would make metalhead dudebros very mad and that would be worth it alone. As they say. Write what you wanna see.

👻 What is your wildest headcanon?

i have my armchair psychosexual analyses ready to go anytime 👀 which i do include in my fics. but beyond that. i dont know if i really have headcanons, everything is basically a headcanon about them anyway. i do the opposite, i collect little tidbits of CANONICAL info, as in, certifiably spoken by one of them at some point. mick said "as long as she has a nice ass" (that one christmas "rockstars wishlist" double page thing). nikki has mentionned donna gives great fingering (radio or internet interview somewhen in the 2000s). i think it's funny. call that canon head or smth.

🎁you have a piece of WIP you wanna share

lmaoo i write too short to have a lot of wips, either it's done or it's gone. but if we take a very loose definition of "progress"... i might just have something

"It was the best kept secret, because nobody would ever take it seriously. Lessons learned from Poe’s Stolen Letter, he hid in plain sight. His reputation preceded him."

It's not even motley, but it's that or the very very rough outline for a fem!crue with m!nikki and that one is...... not good in terms of writing.

#broadcasting my misery #motleyposting on main #ty for asking i am. not a very prolific writer unfortunately.#asks #starry eyed extraterrestrial

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robinsnest2111 · 2 months

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14. personality swap!!! Please I'd love to see your take on this!!

oh that's a tough one!

personality swaps are hard to capture in art (at least to me) so I'll stick with writing down some ideas, and I'll go with Mötley Crüe :3

been thinking this prompt over in my mind the past couple days and what if Vince and Mick were the Terror Twins of the Crüe? 👀

Especially in the earlier days, Mick and Vince looked quite similar, like Light Mode and Dark Mode 🏙🌃

The kind of chaos those two would cause... unprecedented 🤘

conversely, I think Tommy could be the quiet and mysterious Tall Dark Handsome one, while Nikki would be The Pretty Boy/Princess <3

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Put That Guy in a SituationTM Ask Game/Prompt!

#starry eyed extraterrestrial #ask robin #it's not much but it's fun to think about 👀

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Hey! From what I've seen and heard of home sweet home, Nikki seems a bit incompetent for the zombie apocalypse, like without the others help Nikki would've died almost immediately and I believe this is canon. Mick however seems to have been expecting this and preparing for it for years and seems quite skilled in survival. However Mick is definitely hiding something from them that I haven't totally figured out yet because it's a little too weird that he knows so much and is so prepared in general. Haven't seen enough of Tommy or Vince to really form an opinion ( sorry lol, I am exhausted and probably did not answer your question very well, I hope this makes sense) :)

No, no, I understand!! To be honest, you absolutely will see that Nikki is incompetent in the zombie apocalypse. Tommy is also incompetent and has a habit of freezing up, and panicking, but he’s more competent than Nikki.

Mick is the prepared one/ the most competent, and it will be touched on why he is in the later chapters. Vince is the second most competent one, although once he gets in the group with Tommy and Nikki, all of his survival instinct goes to shit. I just get the vibe that he’s super zombie smart away from those two but once he finally goes by them, he suddenly doesn’t know how to fire a gun lmao

Nikki isn’t just stupid in the apocalypse because he’s himself (sounds mean but I don’t know how else to put it), he’s just the least experienced. Same with Tommy. Vince has been exposed to it a bit longer, and Mick has been exposed the longest. But yeah, Nikki would’ve died if the others hadn’t come around, there’s only so much a bass can take. It’s hard as fuck to swing them 😭

It is suspicious that Mick knows so much about it, especially about treating it. It’s also suspicious that he lives around water….though the zombies cannot swim so it’s partly a good idea, but the water contamination part is not a good idea lol

#starry eyed extraterrestrial #home sweet home #<3

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1kook · 4 years

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EXPLORER

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FOR GCN’S ❝ 23 | JUNGKOOK BIRTHDAY PROJECT ❞ ! Alien AU | “I want to have your last name!” | “I like when you do that, it makes me crazy.”

summary; For all his curiosity, you’re certain there are some aspects of the human experience that Jungkook did not want to see. His roommate/caretaker/only-human-friend masturbating was probably one of them. warnings; smut, fluff, friends to lovers word count; ummm tbd lol when; sometime this week 🤠

notes; yes i am sitting on the deadline but who cares i tried something new and i hope you guys enjoy ! here’s a sneak peek <3 ignore the typos idc I'm lazy lol

He comes with the sole purpose of populating this uncharted territory with his seed.

Jungkook has been on many missions abroad. Hell, he’s visited about every planet in Sector 76 before this, the largest collection of neighboring galaxies known to exist. And because of that, he likes to think he’s well educated in extraterrestrial affairs, quite knowledgeable in the barbaric ways of the foreigners. They see, they mate. Pretty simple.

For the past seven years, as leading field researcher of Sixam, Jungkook has been exclusively studying every creature he comes across. He enjoys cataloging their habits, their mating cycles, and the unique culture they develop, sometimes intentionally and sometimes not.

Granted, he’s never been on a mission like this.

This type of mission has never been his.

Whenever his home planet of Sixam wishes to settle colonies of new species— Sixam bred with whatever other species that have deemed suitable —they usually task people like Namjoon or Seokjin, both high ranking generals of the Sixamian Intergalactic Corp. with a near immaculate genetic makeup. Their genotypes carry strong traits, and are oftentimes most reflected in their phenotypes as well. Beings like Joon or Jin are the epitome of what it means to be Sixamian, which is why Jungkook is surprised when they ask him to place his seeds on Planet 43 Z-7 of the Via Láctea solar system, otherwise known as ‘Earth.’

It wasn’t that Jungkook had major self image issues, nor did he think he was particularly bad to look at. In fact, Jungkook thinks he’s pretty amazing. Of course he doesn’t compare to Joon or Jin, but quite frankly, the comparison is skewed by the fact he works in a different field than them. You cannot compare black holes to asteroid belts; in a similar fashion, you cannot compare military generals to scientific researchers.

Anyway, Jungkook has never been to Planet 43 Z-7, but some of his coworkers have. They all claim it is a beautiful place, filled to the brim with life and culture never before seen.

Frankly, Jungkook doesn’t believe it.

He’s seen hundreds of planets, thousands of species. After a while, the starry-eyed gaze disappears. There is nothing enjoyable about other planets when he comes from Sixam, quite possibly the most intellectually advanced one in the universe. And he says this having met Yoongi of Planet 732 T-1, another being near immaculate in terms of cognitive abilities.

But not as perfect as Sixamians.

Hoseok says Planet 43 Z-7 has all sorts of unique artifacts, like these edible arrangements called ‘hot dogs’ you eat between two pieces of raised yeast. Planet 43 Z-7 has been unmarked for eons now, but is a popular hideout for rebelling Sixamians during their teen years. Jungkook was never one of those types, but he has a handful of friends who were.

Needless to say, Jungkook isn’t looking forward to his mission. He asks Joon and Jin for tips on how to approach the reproductive members in the species, if there’s any protocol he needs to follow, but they simply laugh it off. They’ve both had the pleasure of, well, pleasuring some of the most beautiful creatures in the universe, so Jungkook’s incompetence must be a sight to see.

Airship handler Jimin is the last face he sees on Sixam. He’s as relaxed as ever, strapping Jungkook into his travel pod like this is just another one of his research trips and not his first ever population operation. He pats his shoulder once, tells him to bring him back something called a ‘Nintendo DS’ that his partner Taehyung has been begging for since the last time they went to Planet 43 Z-7, but Jungkook has no idea what that is.

And then he’s off.

#goldenclosetnet #networkbangtan #bangtanhq #jungkook smut #jungkook fic #mine #bts smut

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thed4rkhand · 3 years

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Hi! I'm excited for your posts :3 It would be really interesting to read your analysis on Jimin's chart!

So today we’re doing Jimin’s chart and my analysis of it. Let me make it clear right off the bat, that since I’m not a professional astrologer, some things may not match up, further since we’re not super sure of his birth time, it’ll definitely affect the reading. What I can be sure of is that I’ll do my best and I’m completely open to constructive criticism from you all!

Now lets get on with some basic stuff, for those who have not yet read the post with Namjoon’s moon analysis, I’ll again reiterate some principles of Vedic astrology! In the scenario that you’re still confused with all this jargon, feel free to reach out and I’ll be more than happy to help you out.

Starting out, we have to note that while western astrology is usually more advisory in nature, Vedic astrology’s main purpose is to predict. Also, we usually go a sign back from western astrology in Vedic astrology, so according to that for example, if you’re a libra rising, you become a virgo rising in Vedic astrology and so on and so forth. All planets will also shift back a sign, so a Capricorn Mercury will become a Sagittarius Mercury.

Now let’s be aware that the chart may be a bit different, but given the main d1 (Lagna) chart remains the same for about 2 hours, let’s focus on that and the moon chart (rashi chart) for this reading. We can also just look at d9 for strength but not house placements as that can be time sensitive. So, we can take a two hour margin of time discrepancy and still predict accurately.

For this reading, we have taken 13th October 1995 as the day and 10:34pm as the time of birth, with the location set to Busan.

OTHER THAN THIS, LET ME KNOW IF YOU WANT ME TO DO A BIRTH TIME RECTIFICATION FOR JIMIN LATER ON SO WE CAN GET MORE ACCURATE PREDICTIONS.

Since this is a general chart analysis, we shall be covering topics briefly and discussing the moon, ascendant and sun. For an in depth reading, do pick a smaller and focussed topic as we can honestly keep going on and on about a chart.

THIS READING WILL BE DONE IN 4 PARTS, FOLLOWING THE ASCENDANT, MOON, SUN AND MISCELLANEOUS.

On with the actual reading now-

Right off the bat, we can see Jimin is born into Gemini, with his ascendant at 16’49’, within the Nakshatra of Arda, within the fourth quadrant or pada. His lagna lord, Mercury is retrograde in the 4th house conjunct with sun, in the sign of virgo, where Mercury is naturally exalted as well as Mercury being in its Mooltrikon sign here. Secondly, the lord of Ardra, rahu, is sitting in the 5th house conduct Venus. Further the first house receives aspects from both rahu(north node) and mars. We can keep going but we’ve got a whole chart to cover here.

Now onto explaining what all this means. Being born into gemini makes the natives jovial and social by nature, all while having a very sharp mind. The phrase that comes to mind is ‘a wolf in sheep’s clothes’, not because they’re inherently bad or something, but because people don’t give them enough credit for their genius calculating mind. Throwing the Nakshatra of Ardra into this, I can definitely see the dots connecting slowly. Ardra literally means ‘the fortunate one’. An apparent destructive Nakshatra, given its ruled by the deity Rudra, it has several different aspects to it.

People born in ardra tend to have very extreme emotions and may be prone to anger issues and a habit of destructing anything they deem imperfect. People in this Nakshatra also make great actors due to their ability to mimic others well, a quality that makes them well liked and sociable, often giving them a dual persona of seriousness and goofiness. Such people are extremely affectionate and motherly, And men may display an effeminate quality to them, given that the Nakshatra is female in nature. Further, since rudra is also representative of the half man half woman god, (Ardhnarishwar), such people may have a conflict with wanting to show more and more stereotypically masculine sides to them and thus may engage in extreme dieting or bodybuilding to achieve this.

On a professional front, such people are extremely hardworking and rule abiding, sometimes to the extent of being self destructive. They have a humorous disposition and often hide behind that persona. They also keep a tight circle of friends and often check up on them. Compassionate and coolheaded, such people are often the centre of attention. The tend to multitask very often and find it hard to remain still and let go. lastly, such people and their career usually peaks after the age of 32 (aaahhh whaaat jimin).

lastly, his ascendant is in the last quadrant, which is ruled by Pisces and thus Jupiter. Being in an enemy sign here, people can have body image issues (1st house is our body and mind) and mental destress regarding their capabilities. Such people also love to engage in drinking and are very philanthropic in nature, loving to elevate the unfortunate people in society.

His lagna lord is retrogade in 4th house in virgo, conjunct sun and without aspects. The former indicates that a personal has a constant up and down tussle with their self image, and people often have demeaned them for either their looks or personality. This causes a person to be extremely insecure in themselves, and thus may require constant coddling and words of affirmations. Going four houses away, we can see that his mother is someone who truly shaped him and his persona. Their childhood upbringing plays a big role in them. Their childhood could have been tumultuous, with constant disagreements and obstacles.

They may have problems expressing their emotions or penning down their words, or they might be a very cautious person in terms of what they speak and to whom they speak. Mercury is also exalted here, giving it power, so we see that eventually the native breaks forth of this dilemma in life. They may have a career related to communication (see mercury aspecting 10th house), and they will have a successful career at that. The person may own a lot of real estate with this position. Since its mercury in virgo, such a person may be brilliant with handling technology and may even pursue IT based careers due to the ease of handling gadgets.

Given that here, sun in conjunct, right off the bat, the person must resemble their father a lot in terms of looks. They also have a regal appearance that demands attention. They may be well spoken. Their father was dominating and shaped them into who they are. Since mercury and sun aren’t friends, we can also see that such a person may have anger issues and problems controlling their tongue. This conjunction also forms the renowned Budh-Aditya Yoga, a conjunction that shows extreme smartness in a person. While this doesn’t necessarily have to be academic, such people can be very sharp and grasp things easily, they may even have knowledge on a wide variety of subjects and be extremely curious to learn more. Due to this, a person also become a great communicator, and people enjoy listening to them talk as they hold people’s attention with their unique way of speaking. They can be a great salesperson or politician with such a placement. Studies should come easy, as would reading anything from novels to detailed instructions. There may be a talent for writing stories and one may be good at interpreting symbols, font design or calligraphy.

Now going to rahu and Venus in 5th. This is a great placement honestly, given that Venus, the lord of love, beauty and creativity is sitting in the house of children, past karma, creativity and primary education, in the sign of libra. This would indicate that a native with their Nakshatra lord here would be extremely creative (rahu blows qualities out of proportion), kind of childlike innocence that would attract people who would want to literally ‘nurture’ or mother them, or inversely they could themselves be very motherly to their friends, such people also have good education till primary level (undergraduate level) and also carry a lot of good karma from their past life, which results in gains now.

Further the sign of Libra signifies that their beauty or creativity would be very magnetic, they exude charm and regalness, they tend to attract people like moths and have a very star crossed lovers kind of personality. Given Venus is the lord of 12th and 5th house itself, sitting in its mooltrikon sign of libra, it is extremely powerful here. Such a person may have alien or distinguished ideas, explore new arenas, write about devotion and deep philosophical experiences. They may also be very fond of children and children’s literature.

Given the 12th house is also the house of paranormal and extraterrestrial beings, such a person may be very in tune with their own selves and may regularly take part in activities of the occult like tarot, astrology, magick or occult like practices, or at least they have the natural capacity to do so. They may also be great psychologists with this placement and read people’s minds, with acute sixth sense and empathetic powers. Such a placement may also give clairvoyant abilities to a person. They may have troubles with their left eye, liver and digestive track also.

Rahu in libra makes someone overtly sensual and starry eyed about the world, seeing stuff through rose tinted glasses. Here in the 5th house, this may give an unrealistic image of love and grandeur, cause obsession like love, unrealistic image of self to the world. They may be also seen as a sex symbol of sorts often time, but also have a very cute site to them, as libra is a dual sign itself. Given its the ruler of 9th house here, where retrograde Saturn sits, the person may have many failures in their love life or have a very unsuccessful love life till much older, when Saturn matures at 36 years. further, aqueous gives an affinity for wanting to stand out, attracting people and being attracted to people with unconventional personalities (vmin stans) and of course, being excited about all things foreign. They may have an affinity for writing about unusual and unrelated scenarios or daydreaming about them. They might want to provide comfort to unusual people and nurture them alot, while also wanting to stand out and become unconventional themselves, they hate being blended into the crowd with this position.

As for the mars and rahu aspect to the lagna, it would largely affect the physical and mental state here. Rahu has a tendency to give long, elongated and cat like eyes to people, or very exaggerated features in general, as rahu represents the extremes. These people have unusual but magnetic (rahu is temptation) looks, which only get better and better with age (rahu is the oldest after Saturn). Mars over here gives a ruddy complexion and untidy and unruly hair. It gives a stout athletic body, which is made extremely lean due to his gemini rising. These people have exaggerated Adam’s apple and extremely masculine features (look at his face, at points he looks like he’s a statue with those sharp chiseled features). Mars may give a very sexual look to a person too, making them look more hot than cute usually. The extremely emotive eyes of his are all thanks to ardra Nakshatra, which usually promises that (the eye smile?).

Such people may have very violent thoughts, due to mars. They might also be extremely passionate and would do anything to reach their goal. Rahu here brings a tendency to fall for addictions, such as alcohol and drugs.

So this is part 1 of jimin’s chart, I’ll analyze his sun, moon, miscelnous (house placements, atmakarka, amatyakarka, darakarka, divisional charts and a lot more in that)

Do let me know if you enjoyed reading this and if you have any feedbacks.

#bts tarot #bts astrology #bts jimin #jimin #parkjimin #bts jin #seokjin #jin #rm #kim namjoon #namjoon #bts suga #suga #yoongi #hoseok #jhope #v #taehyung #kim taehyung #jeon jungkook #astrology

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꒦ ikanaide : chapter three ! ꒦

病欠

. . : iwaizumi gets sick and doesn't tell oikawa. oikawa notices he's not at school and skips practice for the first time to take care of him.

or, iwaizumi doesn't like to take medicine and oikawa can cook.

sniffles. coughs. that's all that could be heard through the iwaizumi household at five am, the time hajime iwaizumi was supposed to be getting ready for school. hanako iwaizumi sighed, not ready to deal with a sick hajime. reluctantly making his way out of the bed he shared with aiya, he got a bucket, a couple of rags, and starting the trek to his son's room.

``hey-`` hanako started, but was interrupted by a coughing fit. ``hajime. how you feeling?``

his son smiled up at him grimly, wiping at the snot in his nose. ``like shit.``

``language.``

``sorry.``

hanako let out another sigh, wringing one of the rags out and placing the damp cloth on his forehead. ``symptoms?``

``cough, sneezing, my nose is runny- and my throat hurts,`` iwaizumi managed, his voice dry and scratchy.

``that bad, huh?`` hanako set the bucket down on the floor, pulling out his phone and thumbing at his screen. ``i'll text your coach and teachers to let them know you can't make it.``

iwaizumi nodded, letting out a small groan. his eyes suddenly flung wide open, and he sat up abruptly, scaring hanako a little. ``don't tell oikawa! he's going to try and skip school to take care of me, i'm sure.``

hanako chuckled, giving his son a little thumbs up and pushing him back down. ``i got it. i'll just let him figure it out himself.``

his son sighed in relief, letting his entire body relax. ``thanks, old man.``

``i'm not old. want some oatmeal?``

``that'd be great. thank you.``

a smile pulled at hanako's lips. ``alright, coming right up, kiddo.`` he made his way out of iwaizumi's room, leaving the door open so air could filter through.

``don't make it sweet! i hate it sweet!``

``i know that!``

hanako made his way into the kitchen, almost running into his wife. ``whoa- oh, good morning, love.``

``morning, hanako.`` aiya yawned, her face contorting into an expression of confusion. ``where's hajime? he should be getting his breakfast ready by now.``

``the kid's sick,`` hanako replied, kissing his wife on the cheek. ``i'm getting him some oatmeal for breakfast.``

aiya nodded, opening a drawer and pulling out a thermometer. she handed it to her husband. ``make sure to take his temperature, too. i want to know if i need to have a doctor over.``

hanako deadpanned, letting out a gruff laugh. ``babe, that's a meat thermometer.``

``oh, is it?`` she smiled apologetically, putting it back and switching it with the other thermometer. ``here, take this, then.``

he reached out to grab at the cool metal, letting it sit in his breast pocket as he got iwaizumi's oatmeal ready. ``can you go get him some cough medicine, or something for his throat? hajime says it's sore.``

his wife nodded, and padded over to the fridge, reaching above it to open the medicine cabinet. she sorted through bottles and bottles of over-the-counter medicine, before finally reaching the cough and sore-throat remedies. pouring a little bit into a plastic cup, aiya put the bottle back and closed the cabinet, placing the cup onto the tray with her son's water glass and oatmeal on it. ``there. have you called hajime's school, yet?``

hanako nodded. ``mhm. already done. hajime doesn't want oikawa-kun to know he's sick yet, so don't tell his mother. knowing her, she'll spill the beans somehow.``

aiya let out a soft laugh, covering her mouth as she did so. ``i understand. he'll probably want to skip school and tend to hajime all day.``

``that boy is something else.``

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oikawa tapped his foot impatiently, standing at the intersection where he and iwaizumi usually meet up. they were supposed to get there early so oikawa could grab something from the convenience store- it was his nephew's birthday, after all, and he wanted to buy some red velvet cake mix.

he let out a sigh, pulling out his phone to check the messages he had with the ace.

› Messages with : Iwaizumi, Hajime

[Sent:To Oikawa, Toorū] go to sleep already, you idiot

[Sent:To Oikawa, Toorū] i know you're up watching volleyball matches

[Sent:To Oikawa, Toorū] it's late, get some rest or i'll hit you

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[Sent:From Oikawa, Toorū] yeah, yeah, got it iwa-chan ಠ_ಠ

[Sent:From Oikawa, Toorū] you don't have to be so rude, you know

[Sent:From Oikawa, Toorū] and why r u so obsessed w hitting me ?

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[Sent:To Oikawa, Toorū] goodnight

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[Sent:From Oikawa, Toorū] goodnight, iwa-chan :D

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[Sent:From Oikawa, Toorū] morning, iwa (*ﾟｰﾟ)ゞ

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[Sent:From Oikawa, Toorū] where r u 人´∀｀) i'm @ the intersection

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[Sent:From Oikawa, Toorū] iwa we're gonna be late i need to go to the store φ(。。*)

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[Sent:From Oikawa, Toorū] iwa-chan i'm leaving you >:p

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[Sent:From Oikawa, Toorū] im gonna kill you when i see you

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despite what the messages ensued, he still hadn't left without iwaizumi. he let out another sigh, pinching the bridge of his nose. he really had to leave, but he didn't want the ace to be mad once he figured out oikawa had went on without him. oikawa inhaled through his nose, and out through his mouth. pushing aside the fear of a very angry iwaizumi showing up to first period with homicide on his mind.

the sun was rising and starting to shine brightly, slightly blinding oikawa as he glanced at the star. if iwaizumi were here, he would've already been geeking out about it to him, trying to annoy the vice. he wasn't really that obsessed with space and extraterrestrial life, oikawa just liked to annoy his best friends.

``hey, oikawa!`` the setter turned at his name being called, and was instantly greeted with someone running straight into him. arms wrapped around his torso in what he thought was a hug, but couldn't be sure, since all the wind was knocked out of him in the process. familiar tufts of pink-brown hair tickled his nose, and his lips pulled into a small, genuine smile. he wrapped his arms around the attacker's torso, too, breathing in the scent he considered a second home.

``hey, makki. morning.`` oikawa smiled, pulling away to see his friend's beaming face.

hanamaki linked arms with oikawa, pulling him along. ``c'mon, we're going to be late for class!``

oikawa looked down at his phone, checking the time. 06:19 AM, it read. ``makki, it's only six twenty. we have plenty of time.``

``but..`` makki groaned, making a big show of rolling his head back and exposing his neck to the sky. whether or not that was an impression of oikawa on one of his days, oikawa may never know. ``we can be early for once.``

``class doesn't start until seven thirty.`` oikawa sang, pulling away from makki's grip and dragging him along. ``plus, i gotta get something from the store for takeru's birthday.``

his companion made an 'o' shape with his mouth, succumbing to oikawa's charms and letting himself be lead to the nearest store. ``nice. what are you getting?``

``cake mix. red velvet.``

``red velvet? holy shit, can i come to the party?`` hanamaki gasped, giving his friend his full attention now. oikawa laughed, and nodded.

``yeah. i was planning on inviting you and mattsun anyways.`` he replied, scratching the back of his neck. ``iwa-chan gets a free pass, since my mom knows him.``

makki gasped in mock offense, holding his free hand to his heart. ``she knows me too! how come i don't get a free pass? does she not like me?``

oikawa shrugged. ``well, you're kind of.. how can i say this. um-`` he laughed nervously, ``-too energetic, for her taste?``

``this is atrocious. i even did her dishes for her, once.``

``key word, once.`` oikawa retorted, eyeing the store up ahead. ``oh hey, look, there's sakanoshita. think we'll find cake mix there?``

hanamaki shrugged. ``probably. doesn't karasuno's coach work there?``

oikawa nodded. ``hopefully tobio-chan didn't stop by on his way to school. i think i might throw up if i see him.``

``how immature.``

the two of them made their way into the small store, muttering a little "pardon the intrusion!" to the staff, who turned out to be a short, older woman, not karasuno's coach. they both let out a sigh of relief- anything could've happened if it was ukai who was sitting in the little swivel chair behind the counter. possibly just them having to endure the shameless torments from the latter, but who knows.

oikawa and hanamaki glanced at the small signs labeling the aisles, quickly finding the one they were looking for and walked down to the middle, where all the cake mixes lay. the captain sifted through the red velvet mixes while the other eyed the brownie batter with starry eyes. oikawa skimmed the backs of four boxes he settled on, tossing them all into the little basket he had picked up as soon as they walked in. turning to his partner, he couldn't help but let the wide smile overcome his facial features. hanamaki was practically drooling at the pictures of the brownies on the boxes.

he padded over to the wing-spiker and picked up a box, tossing it into the basket as well and waltzed out of the aisle- hanamaki at his heels. ``whoa, are you seriously buying that for me?``

oikawa shook his head. ``for me. to make for you when you come over later.`` he stuck out his tongue at his partner, smiling at the laugh he was able to get out of him.

``sure, whatever you say.``

the captain turned to the lady at the desk, reading the nametag on her shirt. hana sakanoshita. ah. so she was the owner. sakanoshita smiled at him, taking the bag out of his hands and scanning the barcodes on the backs of the boxes. ``find everything okay, honey?``

``yep, great, thank you! could we also get two packs of that strawberry gum?`` he pointed, putting on one of his award-winning smiles. she seemed to melt at this and nodded, quickly bagging up his stuff and handing his credit card back.

``you have a good day, boys.`` she said, waving at them as they exited. the two smiled and waved back, turning towards aoba johsai and resuming their trek.

hanamaki checked his phone, letting out a sharp whistle. ``nice. we didn't take as long as i expected- we have fifteen minutes 'till first period.``

oikawa grinned. ``told you so.``

``yeah, yeah. oh- by the way, where's iwaizumi?`` hanamaki looked around as if he were looking for the teen, turning back to oikawa once he figured out he really wasn't there with them. ``he walks with you, right?``

the latter shrugged, pulling out his own gum pack and popping a strip into his mouth. ``dunno. he didn't show at the intersection where we meet up, so i just went along without him. he didn't answer any of my texts, either.``

``huh.`` hanamaki said, putting his index finger and thumb on his chin in a thinking pose. ``that's weird. maybe he overslept?``

``doubt it. the man sleeps with his phone on so loud, he'll wake up immediately as soon as he hears one of my texts. plus, he has like, fifty alarms back-to-back to wake him up.`` oikawa replied, shutting down makki's theory so fast, he didn't even see it coming.

makki sighed. ``ah. i see.`` he shook his head as to clear his mind of any stray thoughts, and extended his hand. ``i want some gum. hand it over, peasant.``

``yes, my lord.`` oikawa said jokingly, gracefully whipping out the pack of strawberry gum and placing it in his hands. he folded makki's fingers around it, never breaking eye contact with his teammate. ``here it is. do what you wish with it.``

the two snickered at their antics, slinging their arms around one another. ``we're so going to be late.``

``yeah, probably.``

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``oh, yeah, we're so sorry ms. sato. we got stuck in traffic- there was an accident over by my house.`` makki sighed dramatically, shaking his head slightly. ``we would've gotten a late pass, but we didn't think we were going to be so late.``

ms. sato shook her head quickly, smiling at the teen. ``it's okay, hanamaki-kun. just try not to let this happen too much, okay?``

hanamaki nodded. ``yes, ma'am.`` oikawa mentally facepalmed at his antics, and the two walked to the back to sit down in their seats, next to matsukawa, who was struggling to keep a laugh in.

``jesus,`` matsukawa breathed, ``the amount of bullshit in that was immaculate.``

``right?`` he and hanamaki fistbumped, grinning widely like the idiots they were.

oikawa sighed, turning his head slightly to talk to iwaizumi, then stopping himself before he could say anything. iwaizumi's desk stood empty next to his own. the captain frowned, checking his phone for any recent texts from the ace. nothing popped up.

makki slung an arm over oikawa, concern lining his features. ``hey, what's up?``

``he still isn't here.`` he pointed to iwaizumi's desk, the frown growing by the minute. ``and he's not answering. makki, i'm worried.``

a head full of black, unruly hair obscured the view he had of his phone. matsukawa laughed, stepping back. ``so he didn't tell you guys?`` when hanamaki and oikawa looked at him with confused expressions, he chuckled, and continued. ``guys, he's sick. coach was talking about it with ms. sato this morning. if you got here earlier you would've known.``

the captain facepalmed. ``of course, that makes sense. why couldn't he have told me though?``

``dunno.`` mattsun ignored the small pout resting on his captain's lips, shoving at his shoulder a bit. ``lighten up. he probably didn't want you to skip school and take care of him.``

oikawa let out a puff of air. ``yeah, okay. you're probably right.`` he was about to continue but ms. sato had started class, and a comfortable silence fell upon them as they gave the woman their full attention. makki and mattsun glanced at oikawa, worry clearly etched on their faces. perhaps they shouldn't have told him what happened with his best friend.

``oikawa,`` ms. sato supplied, stalking over to his desk and setting two thick packets on the hard wood. ``here's iwaizumi-kun's work. i trust you'll be able to get this to him?``

the latter sighed, looking up towards his sensei with the fakest smile he could muster. ``yes, sato-san, i'll give this to him as soon as i see him.``

ms. sato smiled, patting the boy's head and walking back to the front of the class. ``alright, so, has anyone written down the notes on the board?``

oikawa glanced at the chalkboard, internally groaning as he noticed it was completely filled with notes. where the hell did she find the time to write all that?

he let out the fifth-hundredth sigh that day, picking up his pencil and getting to work. iwaizumi totally owed him.

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``you want to, what?`` coach irihata stared at his pupil, shock painting his features. oikawa stood before him, fumbling with his practice clothes, a faint blush plastered over his cheeks and nose. ``you want to skip practice?``

``yes.`` oikawa nodded. ``it's only for today, so i can go home and take care of iwa-chan. he has a lot of work to catch up on,`` he added, holding up the many papers he had collected from his professors in each class, since his and iwaizumi's timestables were identical.

irihata stared at him some more, then shook his head quickly, smiling at him. ``alright. i don't see why not.``

oikawa brightened, clearly glad by the news. ``thank you so much! i promise i'll make it up to you!`` he chimed, switching his volleyball shoes for a pair of regular sneakers. ``all your meals this week, on me!``

``you don't have to- and he's out the door.`` irihata sighed, glancing at the now agape gym door. the warm afternoon breeze rushed in, leaving an unpleasant, humid feeling. mizoguchi came up behind him, watching oikawa sprint off into the distance. ``that boy is something else, isn't he?``

``definitely.`` mizoguchi laughed, walking forward to close the doors. ``iwaizumi's lucky to have a good friend like him.``

the older coach nodded. ``we're all glad to know him.``

dammit, someone's talking about me, oikawa thought, as he sneezed for the seventh time since leaving aoba johsai. he rubbed his nose, pissed off at the irritation of his sensitive organ. his legs already burned- he had sprinted all the way to the intersection, and was now leaning on a streetlamp, catching his breath. he probably should've put on his knee brace if he knew he was going to exert a little energy on running home, but he was in a rush.

pulling out his phone, he quickly navigated to his email, frowning at the lack of messages from his dear friend hajime iwaizumi. he hadn't read the texts either, so he probably was really exhausted. slipping the device back into his pocket, he started the rest of his trek home, popping another strip of gum into his mouth.

the grocery bag swinging on his arm contained all the contents oikawa thought iwaizumi would need : some cough and cold medicine, a couple of boxes of tissues, a mask for himself, disposable rags, and a heating pad. the materials cost him about ¥800 each, which wasn't that expensive.

finally, after what had seemed like forever, the captain had arrived at iwaizumi's house. there were no cars in the driveway, which meant his parents weren't home. what were they thinking, leaving poor iwa-chan alone while he's sick? oikawa frowned at this. what a silly idea.

he flipped up the doormat, grabbing the key that was strategically placed underneath and unlocked the door. pushing it open, he let out a little ``yahoo~ anyone home?`` to let iwaizumi know he was there. he wasn't expecting a reaction, so seeing iwaizumi come downstairs to greet him kind of scared him out of his wits a little bit.

``jesus! iwa-chan, can't you warn a dude first?`` oikawa panted, placing a hand over his heart. the ace deadpanned, walking over and snatching the bags out of his hands.

``what the hell do you think you're doing here? i'm sick, go home.`` he retorted, his eyebrows furrowing so much, they looked like they were attached to his eyes. he sifted through the bag, pausing once he realized what the plastic bag contained. ``what is this?``

oikawa rolled his eyes, taking the bag back and setting its' contents on the kitchen counter. ``it's for you. you're sick, so i decided to skip practice to come here and take care of you, and to reteach everything that you missed today.`` he replied nonchalantly, shoving iwaizumi towards the direction of his bedroom. ``go back to bed, i'll cook you some lunch, since i'm sure you didn't eat yet.``

iwaizumi didn't reply, because (a) he was right. and (b) he was shocked that the toorū oikawa skipped volleyball practice for him.

``anyways,`` oikawa said, opening his fridge and scanning its' contents. ``how do you feel about egg?``

``i can eat it. i don't feel nauseous or anything,`` iwa replied, sitting on one of the stools at the kitchen counter. ``and wait- you're going to cook?``

the setter turned around, tying an apron around his waist. ``yeah?``

iwaizumi blinked, shaking his head and leaning down on his forearms. ``nothing. continue. don't burn down my kitchen.``

oikawa grinned, having just been granted permission to make his best friend's food. ``alright! on it, iwa-chan!``

``shut up and start cooking.``

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``you have to take it, iwa-chan!``

``NO! YOU CAN'T MAKE ME!`` iwaizumi jumped onto his couch, holding a fork towards oikawa like a weapon. ``GET THAT THING AWAY FROM ME.``

oikawa let out yet another sigh. ``jeez, if i knew you were going to be this bratty about taking your medicine, i wouldn't have came.`` he took another dangerous step towards iwaizumi, holding out a glass of water and a small cup of liquid cough medicine. ``iwa-chan, if you don't take this, you'll never get better.``

``so? that thing's disgusting.`` iwaizumi fake-retched, the look of disgust on his face almost believable. he should've taken the drama course at school.

another step. ``you seem to have forgotten that i have a kid nephew, who i always got to take his medicine, no matter how big of a tantrum he threw about it.`` another step. ``you're acting like a toddler. just take your medicine and get better.``

``assikawa, if you so as much take one more goddamn step towards me, i'll kill you.`` iwaizumi growled, clenching the fork tighter. of course he wouldn't kill him, he'd just said that to frighten him. somehow, oikawa didn't seemed phased, and took another step.

``hajime iwaizumi. if you don't come down off that couch and take your medicine right now, so help me god, i will bring my mother here and she will be furious when she realizes how much of a tantrum you're putting up right now.`` the setter mused, shaking the glass of water like he was calling him towards him, like a dog. iwaizumi gulped. the aura surrounding oikawa was downright terrifying. his eyes seemed almost lifeless, and it scared the wits out of him. ``on the count of three. if you haven't taken the medicine by then, i'm calling her. one.``

iwaizumi flinched, backing up slightly. could he make it out the front door without oikawa catching him? probably not. his legs were longer, so he'd cover more ground easily.

``two.``

how bad would the punishment be if he just didn't take the medicine? it's not like oikawa would actually call his mother, he wouldn't do that. right?

``three-``

``okay!`` iwaizumi jumped off the couch, grabbing the medicine and pouring it down his throat. he made a face of disgust, snatching the glass of water out of his hand and gulping that down too. he shuddered, trying to force himself to keep the atrocious liquid down. ``there. happy?``

``very.`` oikawa grinned, patting iwaizumi's head. ``good job.``

the ace burned with pride at the praise, letting oikawa's nimble fingers tread through his hair. ``thanks for coming over.``

``of course.`` his friend replied, giving the shorter a warm hug. ``don't mention it. i'll skip practice for you every time.``

``you better not.``

oikawa smiled. ``no promises.``

─── sick day.

chapter 4 !

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