So if a vampire is well fed they function like normal mortals, right? So what if— okay but hear me out, what if astarion starts getting morning wood and awkward boners for the first time in 2 centuries and he’s constantly confused like going through puberty again wondering if he’s horny or if a breeze gently blew over him or why his fkin dick won’t go down for an hour every morning
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well. dungeons and daddies was a podcast
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please let me rest
"no," the world screams.
but I'm so tired
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on the floor listening to taste
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me setting up what I have on my notes to tumblr, 3:33am.
~Kats, who’s deffo NOT going to wake up easily after this.
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𓈒⠀ㅤ 𓇼ㅤ ㅤ𓂂ㅤㅤ ˚ㅤㅤ ◌ㅤ ͏͏͏ ͏͏͏ ͏͏͏ ͏͏͏ ͏͏͏ ͏͏͏ ࣪𓇻 ݁ ͏͏͏ ͏͏͏ ͏͏͏ ͏͏͏ㅤ ͏͏͏ ͏͏͏ ͏͏͏⊹ ˚. ͏͏͏ ͏͏͏ ͏͏͏ ͏͏͏ ͏͏
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This daily chauvinistic, misogynistic crap is exhausting
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jonny key cools stars of the game… i may never move on
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I FIXED THE WEIRD CSS PROBLEM WITH HITMANEXCHANGE'S DREAMWIDTH! WOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
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Okay
We’re getting up
And showered
And then we’ll try to eat something
That’s the plan
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alka is crying to hijack music (music about hijack)
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its ten post meridian, i should not get out of bed to start working again, but i am feelign RESTLESS
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i lay awake at night just daydreaming
deleting memories, i don't need them
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i am your placeholder;
the one who will never belong.
my company soothes your ache,
but i can’t fit in place.
i should leave.
why can’t i leave?
- (d.m.)
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cmon now
if Mac DeMarco and Brian Sella had a baby that shit would make hella fire music hear me out
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