#spicy peppers

[netheris]

THIS YOUR DAILY REMINDER TO DE-SEED YOUR PEPPERS!

The heat from all spicy peppers comes from the SEEDS! So unless you want to relocate the firey pits of Hell TO YOUR MOUTH, DE-SEED YOUR PEPPERS BEFORE CONSUMPTION!!!

#yes i know from experience #i just bit into a seeded pepper and didn't know it wasn't de-seeded and it took 3 SECONDS FOR THE HEAT TO HIT #3 FUCKING SECONDS #IT WAS LIKE SATAN WAS IN MY MOUTH AND NOT A SEXY OR ROMANTIC WAY #It still FUCKING BUUUURNS #peppers #spicy peppers #spicy food #chaos #🔥

[fwoosheye]

Nintendo really missed an opportunity in botw by not making peppers with cooling effect

Because they could've called them

Chilly Peppers

#botw #puns #spicy peppers #chili peppers #chilly peppers #missed opportunity #loz #loz botw #legend of zelda #breath of the wild

[wherearemyhatchets]

hello, it’s your local shitposter, Hatchets! I’m back with (shocked pikachu face) another shitpost!

Midsomer Murders should do an episode related to hot peppers 🌶️

John will force Jamie to taste test every species, because it’s John. Fleur will shock everyone by being complete tolerant of spicy stuff, and she’ll down a ghost pepper in front of John to scare the shit out of him. Sarah is there for moral support with the milk.

The murderer will turn out to be some dude who was pressed about his friend-turned-rival stealing the fame for a new species of spicy pepper that he bred.

That is all.

(Btw, can you tell I love spicy food? Lol)

#midsomer murders #midsomer shitpost #hatchet hours #shitpost #john barnaby #jamie winter #sarah barnaby #fleur perkins #spicy peppers

[tinykittygardencat]

black-cobra peppers finally turning red

#cats #kitty #cats of tumblr #pets #garden #fluffy #spicy peppers

[lmtyl]

a story about teenage boys and hot peppers

I got reminded of something that happened waaaay back in 9th grade, so here's the story.

Had a classmate whose family was from India and Singapore (this is relevant), but he'd spent almost all his life in the US. We weren't friends per se, but we were both in the fairly small robotics class which tended to bring out the Mad Scientist tendencies in students (myself included), so I'd say I knew him a little better than most of our classmates.

Anyway, dude shows up to normal class with a plastic bag full of little peppers in a variety of bright colors. He sees me looking and offers one, which I firmly decline; I'm a wuss when it comes to spicy food and I can feel the mischeif vibes. He grins because he knows that I know what's up and that I won't stop him.

These peppers are all about the size of cherries, albeit more conical, and are bright red and purple and orange. He starts exaggeratedly munching on them in the middle of class.

The teacher, as predicted, assumes it's candy and calls him out, asking if he brought enough to share.

"Sure," he smirks and holds open the bag. All the girls in class know better than to accept food from teenage boys in general, but a lot of the guys in class jump at the chance for free candy. They all grab and eat a pepper in quick succession, pause for dramatic effect, and then they're all making a run for the classroom door and shoving each other frantically.

Our teacher is, understandibly, upset.

"What have you got there?" she asks, two minutes later than she should've.

"Just some peppers my mom grew."

"And how spicy are they?" this white woman asks.

"Hardly spicy at all," the Indian guy replies.

If I remember right, that was when the vice principal marched the dozen or so boys back into the classroom, faces red and shirts wet from trying to all drink from a few sinks and water fountains at the same time, demanding to know what was going on.

Indian guy waves and offers him a pepper. VP instantly clocks the situation and sighs.

#anecdote #high school #food #spicy peppers #long post

[safari-black]

MY LAST :: ORGANIC SCOTCH BONNET #CHEFBLACK

#jerk sauce #scotch bonnet #organic peppers #spicy peppers #harvest #Jamaican food

[kajoodles]

you are not allowed to make fun of me

uhm

#kajoodles #self ship #NOT PUTTING THIS IN THE MAIN TAGS LOLL #self shipping #suggestive self ship #spicy peppers #it's in the queue there's no going back

[digichilli]

Spicy devil peppers from hell🌶️🔥😈

#art #artists on tumblr #digital drawing #art practice #digital art #lineart #linework #original art #inktober #procreate #spicy stuff #halloween #spicy peppers

[cass-ass]

Made a scorpion pepper red wine marinade for the steak we made.

Honestly. It's really good. Highly recommend. You definitely taste the pepper and it is very spicy but it was more of an enjoyable spicy than youd think with a scorpion pepper. It didnt overpower the steak or the other spices either, which was impressive.

#cooking #spicy peppers #scorpion peppers #ramblings #my photos

[arienrambles]

C&S characters as things my friends have said, pt. 5 (I think?)

Ariana: hi!!! you should maybe study if that’s something you’re gonna do

Mila: you see i would

Mila: but I don’t wanna

Mila: think of it as a protest against the education system

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Barnaby: what ari said

Ariana: what barnaby said

Barnaby: what ari said

Ariana: what barnaby said

Barnaby: what ari said

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Ariana: Mila I think you might need some sleep

Ariana: so do I

Mila: no that’s wrak

Mila: weak

Mila: good the week

Mila: for

Ariana: Mila

Ariana: I think it might be time to just close your eyes

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Rowan: i’ll kick her kneecaps back fungi you

Rowan: yeah

Mila: fungi you too

Mila: you fungi idiot

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Barnaby: okay bye have pie

Barnaby: gin

Barnaby: gun

Barnaby: FUN

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Mila: I gotta do my french oral in an hour :))

Ariana: GOOD LUCK

Ariana: YOULL SMASH IT

Mila: DOUBTFUL BUT ALRIGHT

Mila: do you think if i throw up on the examiner she’ll let me leave

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Ariana: think i nearly just fainted was quite the experience

Ariana: bit of a main character moment ngl

Mila: what

Rowan: Ari what the fuck

Rowan: Are you good?

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Barnaby: I think I might be dying

Mila: take me with you xoxo

Rowan: dont die bestie

Ariana: two kinds of people

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Rowan: die then and let me enjoy my ricepaper

Mila: gladly.

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Ariana: who’s whose

Rowan: who’s is who is

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Barnaby: Peeson

Barnaby: Peeson

Barnaby: Peeson

Barnaby: Peeson

Barnaby: Peeson

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Rowan: my brain is currently slightly fried but i also wanna talk

Mila: fried brain

Mila: zombie junk food

Rowan: ew it sounds horrible when you say it like that

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Mila: think negative thoughts

Ben: I always do ;)

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Ariana (joking): yikes, that means you’re a criminal and a morally bad person

Barnaby: That’s what my dad always says!

Ariana: NOT WHAT I MEANT

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Ariana: no i would cry

Ariana: and die

Ariana: simultaneously

Rowan: your dead body would have tears coming out of it?

Ariana: yes

Rowan: that I don’t wanna see

#ariana martens #mila gibbon #rowan khanna #barnaby lee #ben copper #incorrect quotes #spicy peppers

[fleshmonger]

Rotating Sandwich Mood Board

Rotating Sandwich Mood Board

#moodboard #sandwiches #pit beef #eggplant parmesan #hot sausage and peppers #turkey and cheddar #smoked meat sandwich #big mac #club sandwich #salt bagel with lox #philly special #vegan root vegetable hoagie with carrot provolone #spicy cumin lamb burger #swedish hot dog with shrimp salad #chopped cheese #sausage mcmuffin #the hebrew hammer #grocery store sub #shrimp po boy #tuna salad hoagie #dolma on pita with feta cheese tzatziki #top round and swiss with gravy #mortadella prosciutto and burrata #torta milanesa #half smoke egg and cheese #lamb souvlaki #banh mi #reuben #pork gyro #hot muffuletta

[skrungly-little-faun]

Ouch, oof, my peptide layers... .

#spicy peppers #a fool i am

[smackdownhotel]

Tonight’s Special

Maple 🍁 Bacon 🥓 Smashburger 🍔

#food #foodblogger #foodgawker #foodpost #foodpics #foodgram #home cooking #cooking #dinner #burgers #smash burger #cheese #onions #grilling #cheeseburger #hot peppers #spicy peppers #maple syrup #maple bacon #bacon #bacon bits #pickles

[bc-byron]

Irresistible

Onions and fish and a big spicy pepper, A meal I never would miss. Onions and fish and a big spicy pepper, You gotta' try some of this. Onions and fish and a big spicy pepper, The makings of heavenly bliss. Onions and fish and a big spicy pepper, How could someone resist? Onions and fish and a big spicy pepper, I'm ready for my kiss. -B.C. Byron Hold on, I’m almost ready for my kiss Buy my…

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#gross kiss #kiss poem #onions and fish #spicy peppers

[deadmomjokes]

PSA: tomatoes are not spicy. Tomatoes and tomato products should not be spicy. Pizza sauce isn't inherently spicy. Tomato-based pasta sauce is not spicy. Ketchup is NOT spicy.

If tomatoes are spicy, you have an allergy to tomatoes.

This announcement brought to you by my almost 29-year-old husband learning for the first time in his 2.8 decades of putting food products into his mouth that spaghetti and saucy pizza aren't spicy foods

#his amazement at our daughter eating spaghetti willingly #when apparently he's been suffering in silence over there his whole life #and i'm like ???? #and he's like ''you didn't make this spicy?'' #NO #NO I DID NOT #and he just blue screens for a minute #and i'm like YOU THINK SPAGHETTI IS SPICY??? #and he's all ''yeah that's why i prefer we don't have it very often'' #the absolute SHOCK i tell you #turns out he hates ketchup because it's spicy and he never understood why people wanted to dip fries in spicy sauce #i was like ''DUDE ketchup is supposed to be sweet and maybe a touch tangy but also cool and refreshing'' #and he's like ''SWEET?????'' #so uh yeah turns out dude's allergic to tomatoes and he just assumed everyone had a way higher spice tolerance than him #cuz he can find ''non spicy'' food too hot #and it's just all tomato based stuff and we never thought to connect the dots #mild salsa? too spicy. IT'S THE TOMATOES. #tacos? too spicy even at baby heat levels. IT'S THE TOMATOES. #prefers alfredo to marinara despite alfredo having objectively more pepper in it than marinara #he thought his spice tolerance was just so wimpy that my 'normal' was too spicy for him #so he's just been dealing with 1-3 meals a week being spicy to him our entire marriage WITHOUT SAYING A WORD #because he didn't want to offend me with his wimpy palate #IT'S THE TOMATOES #it's always been the gosh darn tomatoes

[hellisnowlove]

Main Dishes - Zesty Cheese Steak Sloppy Joes

#All the components of a Philly cheese steak—beef #onions #spicy peppers #and provolone—are combined in these Sloppy Joe cheese steaks #which are then served with a Sloppy Joe-inspired sauce. kitchen staples #zesty cheese steak sloppy joes #sandwich #ground beef #main dishes #restaurant cheese steaks