#NO I DID NOT

[deadmomjokes]

PSA: tomatoes are not spicy. Tomatoes and tomato products should not be spicy. Pizza sauce isn't inherently spicy. Tomato-based pasta sauce is not spicy. Ketchup is NOT spicy.

If tomatoes are spicy, you have an allergy to tomatoes.

This announcement brought to you by my almost 29-year-old husband learning for the first time in his 2.8 decades of putting food products into his mouth that spaghetti and saucy pizza aren't spicy foods

#his amazement at our daughter eating spaghetti willingly #when apparently he's been suffering in silence over there his whole life #and i'm like ???? #and he's like ''you didn't make this spicy?'' #NO #NO I DID NOT #and he just blue screens for a minute #and i'm like YOU THINK SPAGHETTI IS SPICY??? #and he's all ''yeah that's why i prefer we don't have it very often'' #the absolute SHOCK i tell you #turns out he hates ketchup because it's spicy and he never understood why people wanted to dip fries in spicy sauce #i was like ''DUDE ketchup is supposed to be sweet and maybe a touch tangy but also cool and refreshing'' #and he's like ''SWEET?????'' #so uh yeah turns out dude's allergic to tomatoes and he just assumed everyone had a way higher spice tolerance than him #cuz he can find ''non spicy'' food too hot #and it's just all tomato based stuff and we never thought to connect the dots #mild salsa? too spicy. IT'S THE TOMATOES. #tacos? too spicy even at baby heat levels. IT'S THE TOMATOES. #prefers alfredo to marinara despite alfredo having objectively more pepper in it than marinara #he thought his spice tolerance was just so wimpy that my 'normal' was too spicy for him #so he's just been dealing with 1-3 meals a week being spicy to him our entire marriage WITHOUT SAYING A WORD #because he didn't want to offend me with his wimpy palate #IT'S THE TOMATOES #it's always been the gosh darn tomatoes

[ofdreamsanddoodles]

ROBERTO: And this is why we don’t save lost puppies MERYL: Sorry... ROBERTO: Hey, puppy, this would be easier if you’d put up a fight VASH (offscreen): Huh?

he is never beating the dogboy allegations

#trigun stampede #vash the stampede #maybe this is only funny to me but i thought the relative horniness of the trigun fandom would lead to like #more jokes about this line #trigun #did i have a tag for videos? #no i did not #time to change that i guess #a makes videos

[neonross]

//tw scopophobia /eyes/

why are these puppets so addicted to their telephones?

#I made a connection- #no i did not #i attempted to make a spoopy #welcomehomearg #welcome home arg #spamton

[thequeenofsastiel]

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#did I anticipate that Cooking Crush would go hard for respecting sex work? #no #no I did not #but I'm here for it #cooking crush

[tua-braindump]

TUA as things I've said Part 2:

Probably Diego - there is no O on the periodic table! *very confidently, at the end of a long week*

#the umbrella academy #tua #tua imagines #diego hargreeves #tua incorrect quotes #the looks i got when i said this lol #i dont think yall appreciate how ridiculous this was #i was in grad school for chemistry when i said this #in front of a group of other chemistry grad students #did i ever live this down? #no #no i did not

[grayskyluna-art]

minecraft manhunt: spy vs hunter ⚔️

#dream fanart #dreamwastaken #georgenotfound fanart #georgenotfound #mcyt #minecraft manhunt #dnf #dreamnotfound fanart #did I ever think I would be drawing the nether in 2022 #no I did not

[lightningstar1389]

Hi, I really love your recent Shadow cover for IDW. I couldn't help but notice some of the shadow androids had grey stripes instead of red, is that just a lighting thing or do they legitimately have different colors for whatever reason?

The Shadow androids come in 4 different stripe color variations: orangish-red, green, blue, and pink.

Because of the lighting on the cover, some of the blue, and particularly the green androids, look gray. There's a reddish color scheme on the painting, and since green is it's complimentary color, it will look gray. I hope that helps! 😊 I love color theory haha

#idw sonic #59 #shadow androids #people keep asking if i hed mephiles or a reference to mephiles on here #no i did not #but the colors look similar to him because of the lighting lol

[2silly4uxp]

uhm uhm kinsona !!! ^__^

his eye looks kinda scary

did you guys know i have 2 other blogs,,,

#fictionkin #fickin #kin #kinsona #regretevator #regretevator infected #infected #infected kin #regretevator kin #i ate #no i did not

[yourtwistedlies]

it’s not my fault my entp ass can’t help but argue with you about everything

#just don’t b wrong then #…. #THAT SOUNDED SO MEAN LMAO 😭 #but did i lie #did i lie #no i did not #‧₊˚{💭} ⋆｡˚˗ val talks ✩ ₊˚ ⊹ #entp #mbti #entp 4w3 (?) 😝

[lab-gr0wn-lambs]

Since I drew Peridot again I been thinking about something that always bothered me. I'm not just talking about the whole "omg steven universe characters shrink lmaoo" it's that her entire design just gets worse. The big-ass boots are essential for balancing out her massive head

#I drew them too big here but blaaaa #could I have just copy-pasted her old legs? #yes #did I think of that til just now? #no I did not

[applesandpavenders]

Someone has already done this, but:

#like #no I did not #this is the first time I’m hearing about already leaving kudos #what sleep deprivated maniac already read this fic #not me #so disconcerting #someone has definitely done this meme better than me #meme #ao3 #fanfic

[wttcsms]

bring back the oc inserts bc i can promise you i did not say, think, or do any of those things!!!! officer, that was NOT me

#‘and then you-‘ #no i did not #i will accept the allegations of me taking dick like a pro but even that is a bit much for me

[c3dricsluv]

No cause why am I suddenly fangirling over Luke Castellan?? Like ??? This is the SAME MAN who tried to kill percy at the end of tlt. The same guy who betrayed everyone. Like in the end yeah I could understand where he's coming from but I refuse to do this again. I refuse to fall for him just like I did in the books and then get HEARTBROKEN AGAIN.

Case and point. Charlie Bushnell has no business looking that good.

#like what the heck am I supposed to do when he betrays them?? #be like; yeah i hated him all along??? #no I did not #mans is STUNNING #percy jackson #pjo #pjo fandom #luke castellan #pjo hoo toa #heros of olympus #annabeth chase

[2-b-flower]

Did you know there is a butterfly called the postman? It's orange-ish in color as well with a bit of black on it's wings. Does it remind you of anyone?

"Eddie." Ribbon smiled.

#no i did not #im 🥺 #ask #ribbonfrank

[sanguinarysanguinity]

gdi, one of my very favorite Hornblower authors is gone from the web.

#and did I save any of their stories? #no I did not #;_;

[taintandviolent]

I’m such a pushover at work, it’s embarrassing. more work with no pay?? hahahaa absolutely okay whatever you say.

#like I’m basically handling the social media at this point and did I get a raise #???? #spoiler alert #no I did not #texty #work tag