i need to start answering questions with "i dont know...do you like men?" i think it would add some much-needed spice to my conversations
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Did you know? You're haunted
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Now getting Solensia ads from Tumblr… Pangur’s chance to become an Influencer. “Get your cat back to desecrating remains”
at the very least this is helping me to kitten-proof the house, as anything the kitten could get into, she’s getting into first and destroying
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yesterday I got a fortune cookie that said “your kindness will give someone strength” and I was like “damn that’s crazy” bc I’m an asshole
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if anyone finds out when this permanent feeling of fear goes away please let me know
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Relevant as ever
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i like to imagine that clark kent’s search history is mostly normal but then there’s stuff like “improved superman costume concept art” because he wanted ideas
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better than drugs
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time to see if my old mpreg player works ahhh!!!
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🏳️🌈?
Saw this and wanted to redraw this fuyfyufyjfyj
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note to self: check surroundings for danger
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Yo, ritsu!!
(Very fast valentines doodle don’t judge me)
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My favorite part of college is the bog full of poison
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