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anxiousnerdwritings · 9 months

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Yandere Eric Cartman Headcanons (general)

Eric is extremely selfish and manipulative, going to whatever extreme lengths he can to get what he wants not caring who he has to use to achieve those wants. Not only does he manipulate others but his darling wouldn’t be any exception to his manipulation either. Eric would even go as far as to pretend to be and act as someone he wasn’t to get his darling to drop their guard allowing him to worm his way into their life.

He wouldn’t care who he had to hurt or emotionally and mentally ruin to achieve his endeavors as long as it got him what he wanted or where he needed to be. Throughout all of this Eric wouldn’t see anything wrong with his behavior or actions whatsoever. He’s not the bad guy here, everyone else is at fault not him. He can’t help that everyone else is a dick.

Given Eric’s severe narcism he wholeheartedly expects to be his darling’s top priority, their only priority. He wants, no, he needs their time and attention to be solely directed towards him and if he doesn’t get it then he’ll just have to demand for it. Or if he’s under the guise of portraying himself as something completely opposite of his real self then Eric will come up with some way to get his darling’s attention on him without breaking the immersion of himself that he’s put so much effort into upholding. He’ll most likely choose to use more manipulation and guilt tripping on his darling to get them to focus on him. Or if he’s really had enough of others stealing their time and attention away from him then he’ll work on getting back at those people. Whether it be ruining their lives and reputation or simply taking them out of the picture altogether and making it where that person won’t ever be a problem for him again.

Eric is very much of the ‘If I can’t have you, no one can’ mentality. He is very toxic for anyone but especially his darling. He may try and fool himself to be better for his darling and clean up his act, so to speak, but it won’t last for too long before he’s back to his old ways. Nothing could really get Eric to change, at least not entirely or genuinely.

When it comes to the entirety of his obsession, Eric isn’t completely alone in his efforts of making his darling all his. No, his mother is very much an accomplice to his obsessiveness and enables him all the more. She would do anything for her beloved child and if that means helping him get/keep his darling then so be it. She doesn’t necessarily agree with it but if it makes her Poopsiekins happy then she could turn a blind eye to whatever. Besides, having to hear his incessant crying and whining is just too much for her, in more ways then one.

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princessconsuela120 · 5 months

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Since it's spooky season, could you do an aged up ff about you convincing stan's friend group to go trick or treating with you?

PRINCESSCONSUELA'S FALLFEST EVENT🍂🧣🎃🍃

🧣 - Cozy Up: Send in any fluff requests from the prompt list that should be posted shortly. I will write a short blurb for any prompt.

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Summary: it’s Halloween, so you convince the boys to go trick or treating…even though you’re all on high school now.

Warnings: cursing, South Park…all warnings that come with that.

Authors Note: I’m so sorry this took so long, but I adored this idea!!! More Fallfest docs coming out tonight!!! Enjoy!

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IT WAS AN EXCEPTIONALLY WARM DAY FOR FALL IN SOUTH PARK. Like Cartman liked to say, the only two seasons in South Park were Winter and July, but today was different. It was warm, WARM! In South Park! You couldn’t just let that pass up.

“Come on guys, please! Look at the sun, it’s shining! Have you ever seen the sun before?” You rambled, practically running circles around the boys as they walked to class. You and been friends with them since the 4th grade, and now being Juniors in high school, it was safe to say you were very close.

“Yes I’ve seen the damn sun before y/n.” Cartman snarked, choosing to miss the point of what you were saying. You rolled your eyes, shoving him lightly as the other boys chuckled.

“We could be scooby doo, or, what about..”

“I swear to god, if you suggest crayons again I’m going to scream.” Kyle said, making you groan, shaking him lightly with impatience.

“Oh come on you guys.”

“I don’t know y/n it’s just, we’re in high school now. Isn’t there like, a legal age limit for trick or treating.” Stan said, making Cartman scoff, nudging you back.

“Yeah, it ends at 8 years old.” He teased, making you roll my eyes yet again.

“I’m sure Kenny wasn’t to go, don’t you?”

“Anything for free candy.” Kenny said, the two of you high diving as Cartman rolled his eyes in defeat.

“Yeah you know what, I can be a kid for the night for some free candy.”

“You don’t need anymore candy fatass.” Kyle teased, Cartman turning to look at him angrily.

“Aye!” He shouted, as you and Kyle laugh to each other.

“I guess I’ll go. Got nothing better to do anyways.” Stan says, shrugging as you jump up and down with excitement. You turn to Kyle, rubbing your shoulder happily against his as you smiled.

“Yay! So Kyle, what’s it gonna be?” You teased, making him sigh.

“Fine.” He pointed a finger at you. “But I’m not being a damn crayon.” You nodded in agreement before jumping and squealing happily.

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SOMEHOW YOU HAD MANAGED TO CONVINCE THE BOYS TO BE THE GHOST BUSTERS. You had found a bucket of green paint in Stan’s farm-from good knows what- and paint Cartman head to toe in green paint. You sewed together some makeshift green outfit for him to wear and deemed him the ghost to your quartet. You can only imagine how happy that made Cartman.

“Why did I have to be the ghost?” He whined, stomping behind the four of you as you came up to your first door.

“Because your fat.” Kyle said, not missing a beat.

“Aye!”

“What he meant to say, was that you just shine, like a ghost would shine.” You say, as Cartman scoffed and rolled his eyes.

“Oh cut the crap y/n.”

“Trick or treat!” You all shouted, bright smiles on all your faces as the two adults at the door greeted you with excitement.

“Oh honey look, it’s the ghost busters!” The one woman said, nudging her husband as she pointed out Cartman.

“Yeah, and Bruce vilange.” Her husband cheered, making Cartman fume.

“God damnit I’m not Bruce villange! I’m a ghost!”

“Oh, of course you are honey.” The woman said nicely, making cartman scoff, grabbing the serving bowl from the lady and dumping half of it into his pillow case, causing you and the other boys to laugh.

“Just gimme the damn candy.” He grumbled, making you lean onto Stan as you laughed even harder. “I hate you guys.”

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“YOU GIVE ME YOUR ALMOND JOYS AND I'LL GIVE YOU MY PRETZELS.” Cartman bargained, making you frown as you held the blue wrapped candy up to you chest protectively. The five of you were now sitting in Stan’s living room, the contents of your pillow cases spilled out infront of you as you made trades for candy. Most of the time, when you were younger atleast, all the bags of chips and pretzels and drinks that you all got, you would all donate to Kenny, so he could take something home for his family. And besides that, he got to bring home the candy no one else would eat. Now Cartman on the other hand, would always try to go to bed Halloween night with even more candy than he had walking in the house. You of course, wouldn’t let this happen.

“But I want my almond joys.” You mumbled, a pour on your face as Cartman sighed, waving the bag of pumpkin shaped pretzels in the air.

“Well, don’t you want some pretzels?”

“Sure, here. I’ll give you my almond joys.” You handed him a few candy bars as he clapped excitedly.

“One bag of pretzels is equal to four.” Cartman corrected, making you roll your eyes.

“Right okay, well pretend that makes sense. Now, you give me your pretzels.”

“Ooo, ghost and pumpkin shaped, how spooky. Now, you give me back two almond joys.”

“Okay.”

“And I give you back your pretzels.”

“Okay.”

“Now you give me three more almond joys.”

“But there’s only two in my hands.” Cartman pouted, as you shook you head at him, gesturing to his pillow case.

“Then take it out of your bag.”

“Good idea.” He said, quickly digging for almond joys in his bag.

“Okay, and now you give me your pretzels.”

“Perfect. Aye!” Cartman yelled, watching angrily as you proudly stuffed both the new almond joys and spooky pretzels into you bag.

“No more candy trades boys, I’m all out.” You teased, dusting off your hands as Kyle Stan and Kenny all applauded you with amusement.

“That was amazing.” Stan muttered, making you chuckle as Cartman pouted in the corner, almost just like when you were kids. It was wonderful to be kids again on Halloween. Something the boys had missed. And even if they wouldn’t admit it, in fear of bruising their pride, they were happy you convinced them to go.

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#south park x reader #kyle broflovski x reader #kyle broflovski #stan marsh #stan marsh x reader #kenny mccormick x reader #kenny mccormick #eric cartman #eric cartman x reader #south park #south park imagine #PrincessConsuelasfallfest2023

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that-kid-fromtheplayground · 1 year

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𝐆𝐨𝐧𝐞 𝐭𝐨𝐨 𝐬𝐨𝐨𝐧...

🅂🄾🅄🅃🄷 🄿🄰🅁🄺 (🅂🄰🄳) 🄸🄼🄰🄶🄸🄽🄴

Imagine That...

You’ve just received a phone call, a pretty upsetting one...

—❝I’m sorry to tell you this, Kid, but... Kenny’s at the hospital❞ said Chef at the other side of the line while you just blinked in disbelief.

—❝Bu-But- But he is okay, right???❞ You asked in a trembling voice, holding your mobile phone with both hands while keeping it near your ear, you heard the adult sigh.

—❝We’re not sure sweetie...❞ he explained, the words “not sure” going through your brain and making your hands go weak at the thought of Kenny dying.

Without yourself even noticing, you ended the call with a blank stare... It felt... unreal... yet... terrifyng at the same time.

But then, before you could even fully process what was happening you exploded into a coughing fit. You cupped your mouth with your hands at the (since a few weeks) commun cough fit, and then you felt how you spat some liquid into your hands between the coughings, so you looked at your hands while feeling how your mouth tasted like metal and saw blood straining your palms.

You then started to cry without noticing, because of the pain in your throat, because of the pretty much possible idea of Kenny leaving this world and because of the knowledge that you will join him soon.

❥┈┈┈•˼͝ʹ͜ ˓̇͜∙͡∘❀ 💕 ❀⋞∙͜͡∘ʹ͜˻͝•┈┈┈❥

Now, you were sitting next to your beloved friend’s hospital bed, next to the rest of his gang; them being Stan, Kyle and Cartman; you were trembling and everyone thought it was due to your crying, but oh.. you knew it was because your body couldn’t even function the right way and your lungs didn’t want to take air in.

In some moment of the time you all were visiting Kenny, you dared to take his hand on yours and his eyes opened wildly while he looked at you with concern.

—❝mHmf mnHm!! [You’re burning!!]❞ He said, looking at your hand and then at your face, and then you smiled oh so sweetly and sadly at the same time at him, and he just knew what that saddened but sweet smile meaned, and so he gave a little squeeze to your hand.

—❝Stan! Hey Stan-! MAN WAIT!!❞ You two heard Kyle say, all while Stan leaved the room like a storm.

❥┈┈┈•˼͝ʹ͜ ˓̇͜∙͡∘❀ 💕 ❀⋞∙͜͡∘ʹ͜˻͝•┈┈┈❥

A day passed by and you were next to Kenny’s bed again, Cartman and Kyle were playing cards while talking to each other and sometimes Kenny, Stan was anywhere but the hospital room you were currently in.

And suddenly, your eyes felt heavy, and your body so light...

You looked up to meet Kenny’s blue eyes which seemed to reflex his worry about your zoned out and tired facial expression, and you quietly said

—❝Goodbye little man, I’ll see you up there❞ And then, you lowered your head until it was resting on your forearms on Kenny’s lower body and everything went black.

Your senses, however still allowed you to feel a soft hand (Kenny’s) on your hair before your senses turned off.

❥┈┈┈•˼͝ʹ͜ ˓̇͜∙͡∘❀ 💕 ❀⋞∙͜͡∘ʹ͜˻͝•┈┈┈❥

Then, just after everything went numb, you jolted up, waking up in the middle of an endless place, the upper half of it white and the lower half black, the limbo between heaven and hell.

You sat up, wanting to be in a more comfy position, and then, right then, you heard a body thud behind you, and you almost broke your neck from turning around that fast to the strange sound.

And then you saw your lovable perverted blonde friend, trying to get up from his fall. You both locked eyes, just like you did a few minutes(? ago, and then you both started tearing up, and ran to each other’s arms, laughing and crying at the same time, while tightly hugging each other as if making sure you were real.

And then, a tall, white figure with no features but it’s golden wings started descending from the white upper half, until it was a few meters away from you both.

You then comprehended that both of you were going to be taken to heaven and so you broke the hug between your blonde friend and you, taking him by the hand and walking towards the winged figure.

—❝You’ve been good kids, taken away too soon, you may rest in heaven❞ the figure said even without mouth, clapping it’s hands and making a pair of beautiful, pure, white wings grew from both of your backs.

❥┈┈┈•˼͝ʹ͜ ˓̇͜∙͡∘❀ 💕 ❀⋞∙͜͡∘ʹ͜˻͝•┈┈┈❥

Now, It has probably passed about three days since your passing away, and god allowed you two to visit earth and see if your friends are okay,

And now, both of you are playing tag between the graves in the cemetry, only stopping when you come across your friends, whom you quietly follow to both of your graves, placed together in a corner of the field.

They kneel down before your graves and you see how the tears start rolling down Kyle and Stan’s cheeks, Cartman being too proud to cry but his puffy red eyes giving it away.

You, don’t wanting your friends to feel so bad about something as natural and inevitable as death, start approaching them, and then you hug them, wanting to make them feel loved all while Kenny watched a few feet away from your winged figure.

And it is kinda funny, how you were unable to see, unable to sense, unable to know that, oh boy, the gang could sense your presence there, they could sense the warm aura that always surrounded you, and only then they were able to let a weak smile peek up in their faces.

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violaeuphoria · 4 months

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Hello!! I am very new to this but I would like to start a social media au!

I’m not sure what apps to use so if anyone has any recommendations please let me know!

Also! Please vote on which SP boy you would like this to be about! All of them will be aged up to 17/18!

#south park smau #south park #south park social media au #kyle broflovski #stan marsh #craig tucker #tolkien #clyde donovan #butters stotch #south park imagine #south park x reader #south park x y/n #kenny mccormick

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turtletoria · 1 year

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the amount of people i see that have started making south park fanart is astounding if i ever start doing that shit you gotta take me out back and shoot me

#not art #sorry if this is a controversial take but i thought we all agreed like 10 years ago that this south park was like. uncool #like genuinely ruined so many gen z kids' sense of humor and created the most rude and insufferable people imaginable #also im not against people learning why its bad and changing their mind btw i love!! change!!!#its just so concerning and annoying how popular its been getting among teenagers D:

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saprozoicworm · 10 months

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they would be a funny duo guys

#just imagine it #they would perpetuate each other's stress i think #kyle broflovski #tweek tweak #south park

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idioticvamp · 3 months

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this is messy sorry i’ll make more serious art soon 🥲✨

#imagine getting oomf-zoned by your own bf #the pain craig has to live thru #south park #sp fanart #south park fanart #sp art #tweek tweak #craig tucker #sp creek #craig x tweek #[idiotic art]

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pononoin · 7 months

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A heem heem

*whimper*

#that’s exactly how I imagine Kyle when he said “Stan..?#south park #south park fanart #kyle broflovski #south park post covid

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cenotune · 7 months

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tweepover pt 1 of 4

I drew tweek as a nightlight and birdhouse in your soul immediately got stuck in my head and refuses to leave. Now I can't stop thinking about that one part that calls lighthouses the primitive ancestors of nightlights like is that not the cutest thing in the world?

anyway p1 2 in like a month bc im slow and busy

#south park #south park fanart #tweek tweak #craig tucker #thomas tucker #south park tweek #tweek x craig #creek south park #south park comic #imagine being the only artist on tiktok who draws thomas #tweek gets pranked EPIC style

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yayswag · 28 days

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rlly silly doodles based off of a post the hc goat @tegr1dy made about stan and kyle adult braces that had me laying awake at night 😭😭😭

#tegri1dy i love ur blog- you REALLY get style <3 <3 #...i imagine that at first kyle is devastated but stan convinces him it'll be fine and they can just dress like hipsters and it'll be cool #then like two years in stan is so done with it but kyle is deep in denial at that point #been reading a lot of sekrit fics lately and the way she writes them as like these losers who spend their whole lives together but just..#kind of awkwardly avoid dating for seemingly no reason even though they're in love?? fascinates me.... i don't know if that was a good desc #btw lol i think i'm gonna try posting a little bit more casually because there's some stuff i wanna try clearing out of my drafts #south park #sp style #love yall lol have a great dayy

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cat-brrr · 9 months

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Admiral anarchy

#my art #art #shitpost #south park #scott malkinson #butters leopold stotch #clyde donovan #professor chaos #sp mosquito #sp professor chaos #sp scott #sp scyde #sp clyde #sp butters #imagine scott and clyde arguing during battles like tweek and craig because captain diabetes joined the chaos<3333

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angelofthenight · 4 months

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Vance, sobbing: (y/n)! (y/n), I would be nothing without you! Ok?! I’m sorry! Ok? Please!

You: You called me a whore and pushed me in front of a car.

Vance: (y/n), I was in a bad mood! I told you that’s what happens after I eat!

#source: south park #vance hopper #vance hopper x reader #reader insert #the black phone incorrect quotes #the black phone x reader #the black phone #incorrect black phone quotes #the black phone imagine #black phone #tbp incorrect quotes #tbp #incorrect TBP quotes

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suppressiveperson · 1 year

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#south park fanart #south park #my art #imagine having to put up with any of them

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pineappleciders · 1 year

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can u do platonic main 4 (sp) and what it would be like to be in their friend group?? fem reader or gender neutral, either is fine! tysm

BEING IN THEIR FRIEND GROUP

INCLUDES: stan, kyle, kenny, and cartman (and a bit of butters)

lots of silliness. goofing off. tomfoolery, if you will

as you all grow and mature a bit, kenny and you are probably the only ones laughing at fart humor left

you and kyle (and sometimes cartman) tend to get into heated arguments and even fights. it always resolves itself though (and it's always over something stupid)

you don't have a rivalry like kyle and cartman, just bumping heads (its normal for friends to fight, especially in south park)

you're kind of the one making little quippy jokes after someone talks

"god, this rain is so annoying!"

"you're so annoying."

a lot of the times when something wacky is happening, you and one of the others (usually kenny) will make eye contact

kind of like how in the office they just kind of.. look at the camera in annoyance or to say 'seriously?'

you and stan often hang out, and sparky loves you. you're both sentimental animal lovers

you kinda grow on shelly. sometimes if you're at his place you two will gang up on stan (lightheartedly, of course) and sharon loves you

i wanna say kyle would help you with your studies but honestly he'd probably tell you to do it yourself

cartmans an asshole to you just like everyone else, but he still has some sort of respect for you as a friend. probably begs you to do shit for him but lays off when he realizes you aren't easy to manipulate

speaking of butters, he probably likes you a lot. you might rip on him a little, even if just to fit in with your friends, but you make sure he knows it's lighthearted banter (you're there for him, and he appreciates it a lot)

he also spends nights at your house, and cartman calls it gay (no matter your gender)

despite your fights with kyle, you two are still good friends and sometimes you, him, and ike will watch kids shows at his house

sheila makes you guys little snacks and you get along really great with ike (if ike needs a babysitter, kyle's immediate thought is to leave him with your family. he knows he'd be safe with you, despite your goofy and sometimes dumb behavior)

kenny spends a lot of time at your place, and sometimes you two will go out to the lake just to talk and skip rocks. you don't even have to converse, you and kenny just get along

overall? there's a lot of ripping on each other and getting into trouble, but you can't help but think it's all worth it when your friends have all fallen asleep on your couch watching terrance & phillip