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Yandere Eric Cartman Headcanons (general)
Eric is extremely selfish and manipulative, going to whatever extreme lengths he can to get what he wants not caring who he has to use to achieve those wants. Not only does he manipulate others but his darling wouldn’t be any exception to his manipulation either. Eric would even go as far as to pretend to be and act as someone he wasn’t to get his darling to drop their guard allowing him to worm his way into their life.
He wouldn’t care who he had to hurt or emotionally and mentally ruin to achieve his endeavors as long as it got him what he wanted or where he needed to be. Throughout all of this Eric wouldn’t see anything wrong with his behavior or actions whatsoever. He’s not the bad guy here, everyone else is at fault not him. He can’t help that everyone else is a dick.
Given Eric’s severe narcism he wholeheartedly expects to be his darling’s top priority, their only priority. He wants, no, he needs their time and attention to be solely directed towards him and if he doesn’t get it then he’ll just have to demand for it. Or if he’s under the guise of portraying himself as something completely opposite of his real self then Eric will come up with some way to get his darling’s attention on him without breaking the immersion of himself that he’s put so much effort into upholding. He’ll most likely choose to use more manipulation and guilt tripping on his darling to get them to focus on him. Or if he’s really had enough of others stealing their time and attention away from him then he’ll work on getting back at those people. Whether it be ruining their lives and reputation or simply taking them out of the picture altogether and making it where that person won’t ever be a problem for him again.
Eric is very much of the ‘If I can’t have you, no one can’ mentality. He is very toxic for anyone but especially his darling. He may try and fool himself to be better for his darling and clean up his act, so to speak, but it won’t last for too long before he’s back to his old ways. Nothing could really get Eric to change, at least not entirely or genuinely.
When it comes to the entirety of his obsession, Eric isn’t completely alone in his efforts of making his darling all his. No, his mother is very much an accomplice to his obsessiveness and enables him all the more. She would do anything for her beloved child and if that means helping him get/keep his darling then so be it. She doesn’t necessarily agree with it but if it makes her Poopsiekins happy then she could turn a blind eye to whatever. Besides, having to hear his incessant crying and whining is just too much for her, in more ways then one.
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Yandere Information - Eric Cartman
Yandere Type
Caring Yandere
Dependent Yandere
Loneliness Inducting Yandere
His Darling
Ever since Eric was young, things never went his way. He had a hard time expressing his emotions in the correct way, ending up always as the villain.
As he grew, Eric started getting counseling for his violent behavior, and slowly started to search for himself, but the damage was done and everyone already hated him, even his so called friends.
His old friends couldn't believe he was changing, not even Kenny. And nobody wanted to be his friend besides his group. It was like he was forced into the role of the villain. That was, until you arrived into his life.
You were like a breath of life for him, so sweet and cheerful, and most importantly, you were new, so you didn't know him before he changed. You were perfect.
Was it really his fault for isolating you from others? He was desperate to keep you all to himself, because if not you, who did he have? Who would listen to him? See him as a person? Who would laugh and share silly jokes with him? Who, besides you?
He needed you as much as you needed him. You just didn't understand that.
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Platonic older sibling of Cartman that is his opposite that tries to teach him to be a better person concept? Thanks!
Honestly, I was excited for this as it would be such a shitshow. Pardon my language but if you're reading my stuff you're atleast 16 anyways. This concept bounces between younger you and Cartman and older you and Cartman, for sibling stuff.
Note: Wow, I actually loved writing this- I wish I put more cute moments but I had to still acknowledge the fact Cartman is an ass. Probably one of my new favorite platonic concepts I did. I do not mind feedback!
Yandere! Platonic! Eric Cartman with Older Sibling! Darling
Pairing: Platonic
Possible Trigger Warnings: Gender-Neutral Darling, Jealousy, Mature language, Platonic behavior, I actually made some cute moments, Family issues, Manipulation, Murder, Violence, Clingy behavior.
Your existence confuses many who meet your family immensely.
How did the first child come out fine, but the second child came out... Cartman?
It's speculated that it's because Cartman was never given proper discipline.
He's also very hard to control.
You're so nice to everyone, you help your mother, you don't try to exploit anyone.
Meanwhile Cartman does the opposite of all that and makes people eat their parents.
The only person he's really compassionate to is you.
You're were the only older kid he liked when he was younger.
He did hate that all of his friends liked you too.
"Why aren't you like your sibling, Cartman?"
"Shut the hell up!"
You look so different compared to him.
In your grade, in fact the entirety of you growing up, people were astonished you were related.
"Cartman? The little fat punk? You're related to him?"
You look like you don't get along.
Of course, your sibling relationship isn't perfect...
But you are probably one of the only ones he genuinely cares for.
There's times Cartman tries to not show he cares for you...
Yet he can't help but like your comfort.
If you're wondering... is he affectionate?
Yes... with lots of grumbling.
Cartman secretly does like your hugs and sibling bonding.
He just doesn't want anyone around to see it.
If he isn't trying to pester his friends into hanging out, he comes to you.
He's nervous asking due to his pride.
You do try to put him on the right path, feeling that's the right thing to do as a sibling.
He's a horrible person... yet he's still your brother.
You try to teach him good morals and respect...
He doesn't pick up on it.
He's only ever good to you.
He's always been a moody kid.
Yet there has been times when you were younger he was... softer for lack of a better word.
For example you were watching TV together after school, he feel asleep almost on you.
R.I.P your breathing.
It was... cute.
You didn't even bother bringing him up the stairs and instead just tucked him in there.
You do love him.
Even with you both being older, him being around 18 and you somwhere in your 20's, you still care for him deeply.
Cartman acts like he doesn't want a sibling.
Although he probably can't imagine his life without you.
Now... the yandere part?
Cartman is selfish and easily jealous.
He's still manipulative even to you.
You just know to shut him down.
Cartman doesn't want his friends talking about you.
God he'd be so fucking pissed if one of his friends complimented you.
Even more so if you started talking with someone like Scott Tenorman.
You mention that man's name?
Cartman is actually screeching about it.
Cartman is very protective/possessive about his older sibling.
Ever since he was young he clung to your leg in public if you were doing something.
Which felt like you were being weighed down.
Your mother thought how Cartman feels about you is sweet.
You may have no father but she's happy you have each other.
Obviously no kidnapping in this concept.
You live with each other and he finds that really weird to do to his sibling anyways?
Murder?
Oh, well, that's an exception.
If the whole feeding people their parents wasn't a warning... then that's on you.
He'd definitely threaten, manipulate, and possibly even injure/murder those he hates around you.
He does not fuck around. Ever.
You do not get to talk to Scott, you do not get to talk to Kyle.
He hates them... that would be the ultimate betrayal!
He gets pissy at you at times and you've learned just to tolerate it.
He's screaming at you and you're just petting Mr. Kitty.
He then runs off to his room.
Thirty minutes later?
He's whining for you to come and comfort him....
That was just when he was younger, too.
When you're both older he isn't much better.
He's still giving you hugs and hating who you hang around.
Due to your childhood he's probably still clingy.
Even when you have a job and move out, kissing your mom goodbye, Cartman throws the biggest fit ever.
You took forever leaving the house that day-
"Eric... I'll show you where I live, you can visit anytime."
"NO. YOU'RE ABANDONING ME. DON'T TRY TO ACT LIKE YOU AREN'T."
Will always be a child with his behavior.
Hell, to you he's always a child since you grew up together.
Yes... he does visit.
It just takes forever to get him to leave.
Have a spouse?
He's criticizing you and them just to be an ass.
If you yell at him to stop or you'll kick him out he goes silent for awhile.
Overall, Cartman is a very jealous sibling who hates to share.
He clings to you and does like how nice you were to him, trying to correct his ways despite failing.
He loves you and wishes you two didn't have to go seperate ways...
Unfortunately he'll always be a controlling brat even if you tried to change it, you just need to know when to shut him down.
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Eric Cartman's Love for You
version N°1
• Due to his inexperience and character, Eric will not immediately realize he loves you
• He will be extremely rude to you and sometimes unreasonably start yelling complaints about you
• But it's all in order to draw your attention to him. Discuss, shout and condemn him
• If he begins to guess his true feelings, he will deny them. It really sucks. The guys will laugh at him.
• You are his buddy's friend (according to him, because he doesn't want to acknowledge your friendship), so you interact often. Therefore, he will start to stay away from you so that no one sees or guesses about his possible feelings.
• He will become less active and crazy, because in his thoughts you will be the one who persistently suppresses all his ideas, but still follow him, because you admire his recklessness and ability to get away with it.
• Eric will start to pay attention to things he didn't notice about you before (for example, your favorite drink or the most frequently worn accessory)
• With the acceptance of his feelings, the old Eric will gradually return
• He's not going to change, love him the way he is
• He will flirt with you without being shy of anyone, because he is gorgeous
•Offensive jokes in your direction, where he point on the peculiarities of your body
• It is difficult to say whether he would like his feelings to be mutual or vice versa
• He understands you will not love such a terrible person in your opinion.
•But his sudden outbursts of concern for you personally will become noticeable to everyone and if you are not stupid, you will understand that Eric has a completely different opinion of you in fact
•Cartman doesn't realize that he's actually giving himself away. And when the boys ask if he likes you, he swears at them and goes home..
•Eric Cartman is terrible. Selfish, greedy, ugly, not tactful and much more. But he weakens in front of you.
• Yes, yes. He will dream before going to bed, as you and he are dating
• One day, after carefully talking to him in a secluded place about his feelings, he will make fun of you
• He'll turn this story around as if you're head over heels in love with a freak like him and spread the rumor himself
• He wants to be in control of the situation
• He will never let you fall in love with yourself, suffering from his own actions
• But that's Eric Cartman, he's not fixable, he's contradictory
• One day, when you start dating someone else whom he knows well, he will feel burning jealousy
• He was tricked
• He will not let you rest, he will constantly bully you and throw jokes
• But what will his face look like when your significant other protects you and puts Eric in his place
• He will feel betrayed, as if you were once a couple.
• This will be a turning point. He admits that he really loves you, but this will be perceived only as a mockery and a way to sow enmity between you and your love
• From now on, he will hate you and will no longer want to communicate
Version N°2. Yandere
• Believe me, this Cartman will immediately realize he simply adores you
• You are a delightful scum to him
• Eric will cry to his cat and assume that his chances of dating you are zero. But at the same time..
• He wants to own you
• He wants you to be just his treasure
• He is one of those who really decides to kill everyone who gets in the way
• Eric will continue to behave as usual, without appearing to show his feelings.
• But when you interact with someone else, he will burn through that person's gaze
• In addition to your wonderful evenings, he will imagine how he deals with each of his enemies
• For example, how he strangles Kyle in his own bed. Or how to drown Kenny in the pool, after throwing a connected vacuum cleaner in there.
• Now his chances are higher
• He won't deal with girls. Perhaps he doesn't see them as competitors.
• However, he will consider you special. Someone he's no match for. You are completely different, more perfect than him.
• Before the school ball, he will offer his candidacy, trembling all over. But in the end he won't show up because he'll be scared.
• Eric will do anything to get you to just call him.
• He will do it
• And when everything is done, he will tell you about everything in detail, when you will both look at your ex's burning house in a romantic setting while you are tied up on a chair
• But all his deeds will remain only in his fantasies, and in fact, he will do nothing. Maybe
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i'm kyle.
{ yanderecore blog. iwc }
about me.
he/they/stab
kyle broflovski fictive
imagines have eric cartman in mind
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physically seventeen
yanderecore helps me cope with obsessive thoughts
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do you have any more yandere/possessive kyle brain juice?? 👀👀
Oh~ I see I got a risk taker here 💅
I wouldn’t say I’m into the idea of Kyle going all yandere on Cartman, cause I just don’t see that happening because I feel it’s too far off from his character unless it’s some gag then maybe?
However, I DO see him sabotaging alot of Cartman’s relationships like some crazy obsessive psychopath.
If Cartman were to marry somebody while he’s actually been around Eric for the longest time waiting patiently for an opportunity, then yes, you could bet he would try sabotaging the wedding and if he fails he’ll try to break their marriage somehow.
I see Kyle as this sly bitter man who wants things handed to him even if he outright says outloud that people have to work hard to get what they want to archive. And yes, you could see Kyle working his ass off for superficial things, to boost his imagine as a man who has got his shit together.
However behind walls he's far from that, he's a sad lonely broken man who's only goal in life is to pursue this image of what's considered normal for a man his age "follow the typical stereotypes" of what you're supposed to be doing instead of what he truly would want to do.
And the only mistake he's done is not working or even attempting to change his relationship with Cartman; the only person worth Kyle's wait.
The only person he'd dive deep inside a abyss for, actually make an effort to change, the only person who'll give him that life he so desperately craves; one that isn't planned, one that's unexpected, thrilling in a sense. He loves how unpredictable Cartman is and what chaotic things it'll bring alongside with into his life.
They're ladies that come and go; Kyle is shit when it comes to relationships cause he is a closeted cartmansexual! Jsjsjs he's so down bad for Cartman man, he subconsciously puts their dynamic onto the women he's dating sometimes just to make it 'spicy' and interesting, even being an ass and intentionally forcing them to eat more.
It's sad cause it's shown in canon that Cartman can move on from this obsession with Kyle but Kyle can't.
He so craves Cartman's soul to be only bonded to him even if denies it with a passion.
He'll preferred a hundred times over the choice of Cartman being just as alone and miserable as him than for Cartman to be happy with out him.
So I can picture him snapping at some point, photoshopping Cartman with some woman making it look he was having an affair and sending it to his wife and anonymously spreading doubts to her.
Considering in this au I see Kyle being still considered a "close friend" for Cartman and his family. I see Cartman's wife knocking at the door in the middle of the night with just her night robe and slippers on while her makeup was a pouring mess. Kyle feigned ignorance and added a small gasp which was completely fake, "what happened, Elizabeth?" He rested his hand on her shoulder to mimic sympathy, gesturing inside, "come on in, I'll make you a cup of coffee."
She explained with full detail of what happened as Kyle nodded attentively while sipping his cup of coffee.
"I just- why would Eric ever do this to me? I never thought he'd be the type of man that-" she began bawling once more; devastated. Kyle wince by the noise she emitted.
Kyle denies with his head now feigning disbelief despite wanting to kick her out and get back to bed, "well, it is Cartman and I did warned you before marrying him that he was— something."
She wiped her tears, nodding now "understanding" Kyle's "concerning" intentions before, "you always been such a great friend, Kyle," she smiled sadly standing up from the table as she approached him as he rested himself in the counter.
"I should've just listened to you from the start, you we're just worrying for me and I shoved all away your warning and I'm so sorry," she grabbed Kyle's free had in a pleading gesture.
Kyle had to hold back a mischievous smile, before placing his cup in the counter, "no hard feelings he's quite a good actor."
"So you do believe he actually did cheat? Tell me the truth, Kyle, you know him better than anyone-"
'You got that right,' Kyle thought shallow.
"You're his friend so you must know if he do such thing."
'Surprisingly he would not, but you should know that if you actually knew him.'
"Look Elizabeth," he shush her hand away courteously, as he touched the tiles of the counter with his fingers, "Cartman's my friend, but I can admit when he's a bigoted selfish lying dick. Trust me, he definitely cheated on you."
Elizabeth bawled even harder and smash her face against Kyle's chest, Kyle looked at her in disgust cause he knew damn well she was gonna leave all her damn snot all over his pj's.
After a couple of minutes she calmed down and immediately came on to him, grabbing his arm and pressing her knee against his crotch, whispering in a sultry manner, "maybe I should try paying him back with the same coin?"
Any man would've folded, however Kyle wasn't one of them unfazed and indifferent to her provocative touch.
Kyle thought for a moment, this would definitely guarantee Cartman leaving her. However if he ever found out he was the one to had slept with her Cartman would never forgive him for it.
Besides, a easy slut like her was not deserving of his body, so he pushed her away denying with his hand, "I'm not the type of man who'll volunteer in adultery. Besides, Cartman's still my friend whatever goes on with you guys isn't my issue to get involved with." He smiled lightly, "however I do wish you much luck."
And with that she left quite bitter for being rejected but took it as initiative to start packing her shit and leave Cartman.
Kyle smiled proud and accomplished of himself while taking another sip of his now cold coffee.
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One Hellsite VS Another Hellsite
Hey all! So I finally finished making my blog. Thank you to those of you who have followed me from Twitter to here. I was never fond of tumblr, I've had only bad experiences with it in the past, but I really wanted to make a sort of "back up" social media platform in case I ever get booted from Twitter.
Since that's what almost happened.
Here's the story!
To the complete fault of myself, I didn't realize that if one Twitter account gets permanently banned, then the others do too.
The offending account gets its ban and 'instant deletion', while your others you get locked out of and 'marked for deletion' as I found out through trying to find a solution on reddit. Even if you manage to get on the 'innocent accounts', they will eventually get suspended as well. This could take anywhere from 6 months to a year to occur. But when it does, it will be without warning.
They do this by two ways: Any account associated with the phone number and IP of the banned one.
After my ban on the 'offending account' I tried to make a Google voice number to change on my art account, to which twitter wouldn't let me do.
So I appealed the ban on the offending account. What was the offending account? What did I get banned for? Well, I'm glad you didn't ask, because I'm about to share anyway.
The offending account was my Eric Cartman roleplay account. Now, I admit my tweets on there were pretty aggressive, as it is 'canon divergent' rp account where I play him as a yandere.
I have in my profile, in my pinned tweet, AND on my connected url page that it is a parody, rp account. That nothing on there is condoned or real. And, everyone who I was engaging with, were also other rp accounts. These are people I'm also friends with ooc on discord as well. So we were all consenting and just having a good time.
I was rping with another Cartman who basically said they had information that I (my Eric) would want. So what would I do?
My responding tweet was along the lines of doing something to them, and then dining on where those thoughts come from: Words I'm not going to retype, as I know tumblr is now a SFW site. But basically, imagine Hannibal Lector replying while on a kind of tab often given out at clubs.
That got me an instant permanent ban and account removal. I was then given a notice that that I'm forbidden from ever creating future accounts on Twitter as well.
Welp. FML. Because even though I barely had any followers on my art/Tetrimidion account, I still rather enjoyed engaging on it, and it was proving to be a good outlet for me to attain some attention and interest regarding getting future commissions. Because bitch is poor.
So, I sent in an appeal stating blah blah blah 'rp and I have it plastered everywhere that it is rp and not real.'
Several hours later, I got an email back saying that they relooked over my account and unbanned me.
So I had to delete any tweet on there that could be considered 'threatening' to those not familiar with rp if they read it.
That ended up being like, half my tweets lol
So that gave me quite the bit of the scare, and I don't want to risk that happening again, lets I get a Twitter BDSM master who isn't quite as forgiving as the previous one.
Then @romantheskeleton, was a blessing to me by bestowing an extra Twitter account they have. So now I'm going to be taking over said account to rp Cartman there…as the account is associated with a different IP and number (that isn't theirs anymore either)…but I will be MUCH more careful about how I word things such as …..participating in an activity that zombies are known for doing uwu
In anycase, I decided to create this tumblr now for a "back up" basically. Especially since it just came out that Twitter is also now banning people for retweeting between accounts! So if I drew some artwork on my rp account, and wanted to retweet it on my actual art account, that could get you an instant ban.
So yeah u_u
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Eric Cartman x cold to others but sweet (borders on yandere) to him reader
Eric Cartman x Borders on Yandere!Reader
· To say that nobody understands you would be an understatement.
· When you arrived to South Park everybody was pretty excited to meet the new kid, but your reaction to people actually meeting you was so cold, not even a smile were given to the girls, boy or anyone in between.
· You were pretty on your own because of that, even when people tried to reach out, you usually shunned them down, giving vague and icy replies.
· But then in comes Cartman & crew, and he of course would start making fun of you by being weird in his conception.
· It’s then when everybody jaws drops to the absolute floor when you actually laugh alongside him, even blushing slightly at the comments that were made in your way.
· At first most people think that you are not handling his slight bully ok and try to jump in your defense, to which you assure them that no, you actually find what Eric said about you funny and pretty much on point within your personality.
· That gets him slightly interested in you, most because people don’t usually try and actively side to be the weird one on the group.
· The next weeks is a competition for Cartman to push your buttons the best he can to get an explosive reaction from you, but most that he gets is a smile and a blush, he doesn’t seem to get why you were never mad at him.
· You on the other hand were loving it, all his attention was giving you the butterflies in your stomach, it just must be true.
· In your hand it was instant love for both of you, he wanted to spend all his times not with his friends but with you and only you, just like you were suspicious of, but his reactions were just making you more and more sure about it.
· Next day he started to actually sit around you on lunch and tried again, your heart was jumping so fast you could barely listen to what he was saying, he was right besides you and your heart was jumping so fast.
· You decided to let him have your homecooked meal, which for him was a pretty sweet deal, when his other friends showed up was when the small smile you had in your face seemed to disappear.
“Cartman give back the lunch of the poor girl!” Kyle started, you had to use all your might to not give into the temptation and roll your eyes, choosing it was best to ignore him as you were doing prior.
“She gave it to me, stupid Kyle” Eric defended himself, before going back to digging into the food, much to your delight
“Is it true, Y/N?” some of the other boys said but you were too much distracted watching Eric eat your food, that you made yourself with your own hands.
You muttered an “mhm” without really looking at them and their mortified faces.
· After that people decided to leave you alone, which was fine by you, everyday you would bring Eric lunch for home and sit besides him.
· Your comportment would always confuse him, it was as if you were the complete opposite from everybody else in South Park.
· Slowly but surely, he grew a soft spot for you, starting to act really protective of someone who were so sweet with him.
· Especially when people would start to annoy you or talk shit about you, he was always there to be active in stopping them.
· He came from your nº 1 bully to your number 1º protector in a matter of few weeks.
· You really couldn’t care less to other people’s opinions, but to know that he of all people was actually someone defending you and that came to like you gave you’re the biggest heart squeeze.
#south park x reader#eric cartman#eric cartman x reader#eric cartman x oc#south park imagines#south park eric cartman#cartman x reader#koemi requests#i hope you like it#!#borders on yandere!reader
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Could you do some general Yandere Cartman HCs? Or maybe Yan!Kyle and Yan!Cartman sharing a senpai/darling?
HCs for Platonic and Romantic Yandere Cartman
A.N. - That legendary rivalry will be saved for another day. For now, enjoy the king of pettiness. Numero uno in ruining his obsession's life. A kid whose moral compass is so out of whack that he makes the Antichrist look like Mister Rogers. It's the one and only Eric Theodore Cartman.
Eric Cartman
Platonic:
Whether his friend is dating someone or not is irrelevant to him until their partner tries to upstage him and steal the honour of being his friend's favourite person. As far as Eric is concerned, he won that competition with his eyes closed the moment the two of them met.
If someone tries so foolishly to take that title from him, this boy won't rest until they rue the day they drew their first breath. Once he gets it in his head that someone is daring to intrude on his territory, Eric takes no greater pleasure than the delight of cutting them down to size and putting them in their place with some of the cruellest methods he can imagine.
Perhaps he will bribe and blackmail a few students into claiming that they witnessed his friend's partner cheating on them, which jump-starts a rumour about the partner having a sordid history. As their reputation plummets, Eric will feign sympathy for his friend when he breaks the news to them that unfortunately, their partner is a dishonest, unfaithful piece of trash who they should dump immediately.
If they refuse to believe him or want to give their partner a second chance, he brings out the big guns. If his friend cannot bring themselves to dispose of the pest with their own hand, Eric will be more than happy to dub himself the judge, jury, and executioner. It's a crying shame for their partner since this court's idea of justice is a bit medieval.
Fiercely jealous of other friends. When Eric declares them his best friend, it becomes an unspoken truth that he is now their only friend and subsequently, the only person they are allowed to hang out with one on one. He thought they and everyone else understood this, but it appears that something was lost in translation.
The notion that Eric is not the centre of his friend's universe infuriates him, and he will do anything to put the idea to rest. He is convinced that they should shower him with praise and admiration for even giving them the time of day let alone his Cheesy Poofs and undivided attention.
No one else could ever hope to compare to him, so it baffles Eric when his friend wastes their time and energy mingling with others. It's a sight he does not take kindly to in the slightest, and he will insert himself into the conversation before either scaring off the other person or making up some half-baked excuse to remove his friend from the situation.
He expects them to drop everything and be at his beck and call whenever he says to, so any failure to do so is met with a barrage of yelling and insults.
Romantic:
Wishes to isolate his partner from the entire rest of the world. Eric's deepest desire is to be the only person they ever think about, interact with, and even see. Everyone else is a distraction. A threat meant to draw them away from the only important aspect of their life: him.
Eric sees nothing but the best of himself and expects his partner to do the same without question. He doesn't understand why they continually fail to meet his expectations by constantly complaining about his ongoing attempts to irreparably ruin all their friends and family.
His solution to this vexing conundrum is to terminate everyone who frequently interrupts his time with them and interferes with his schedule of dominating their mind every second of every day until he is their sole connection to the outside world, believing they will be forced to come around then.
Tries to dominate every aspect of his partner's life. They spend so much time at Eric's house that they may as well be living with him, as he demands endless sleepovers and playdates and throws violent tantrums whenever they refuse.
When they go out in public, he has to be right next to them the whole time and does his best to dictate where they go and what they do. Everyone who approaches his partner without his explicit permission, which he never gives to anyone except his mother and Clyde Frog, is taunted and berated until they either break down in tears or flee the scene.
Eric believes that he comes before everyone else and is entitled to nothing but the best of the world, so he expects his partner to disregard their life like a piece of trash at the drop of a hat and manipulate themselves and their existence to cater to his every whim.
Everyone else is an ant underneath his boots, and he will gladly interrupt a funeral or crash any other sensitive outing to inform his partner that it's time to hang out at his house, trash-talking and flipping the bird to anyone who tries to stop him.
The most jealous of all. It would not surprise Eric if everyone wants a piece of his partner, and he is quick to assume that any negative comments thrown at him about their relationship are simply a result of envy. This allows him to dismiss all disapproval as hogwash and never give any of it a second thought, leaving his partner's protests to go in one ear and out the other.
Eric knows that almost everyone despises him and actively roots for their breakup, so when his partner starts acting less than happy with his habit of threatening their friends and isolating them from their family, he takes it as proof that the town is warping their mind and turning them against him.
While his partner is being subjected to the death of their social life via manipulation and rumours, all the perceived culprits are gawking helplessly as their life falls to pieces around them. Eric will turn their own family against them and force them to watch all their friends either succumb to the same fate or meet a most unpleasant end.
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Yandere Kyle, Stan, and Kenny (in the annals of fate
when he learns that the same evening he was busy,
that she had to play stripper with Scott to collect information…
Headcanons Information mining
💙Yandere!Stan Marsh x Reader 🐶
When Stan found out that Cartman sent you to get information, he tensed up. Eric wouldn't have given you a safe assignment. And he was right. You and Scott were forced to go to a strip club and pretend to be strippers
He was angry. He didn't like the fact that you were on the side of Coon, and now he was ready to use all possible ways to convince you to take his side. His imagination painted terrible pictures and he couldn't let you put yourself in danger any further
When he tried to talk to you about it, Cartman interrupted you. He wasn't going to let you go. This made Stan even angrier. He made a scandal, accusing Cartman of putting you in danger and that something terrible could have been done to you. It would have come to a fight if the others hadn't intervened
He decided to talk to you when you're alone. He hid his jealousy behind caring about you. He didn't want you to show up at places like a strip club again. He couldn't let you reappear there or anywhere else where you might be in danger.
💚Yandere! Kyle Broflovski x Reader ✡
When Kyle found out from Scott about what had happened, he was furious. He attacked Cartman with accusations and fists. How could Cartman even send you to a strip club? Didn't he realize it was dangerous?
Kyle hurried over to make sure you were okay. The very thought that someone could see you like this caused him burning jealousy. He didn't want to share you with anyone
To his outrage, you didn't take his words seriously. You claimed that you were all right and he was worrying for nothing. Didn't you realize at all that something irreparable could have happened to you? Kyle couldn't let you take that much more risk
He started planning your abduction. He justified himself by saying that he only wanted to protect you from danger, but deep down he knew that this was not the case. If he was just taking care of you, he wouldn't have killed the two people you and Scott got information from.
🧡Yandere! Kenny McCormick x Reader 🐀
When Kenny found out that you and Scott were forced to pretend to be strippers in order to get information, he felt a rather twofold feeling. On the one hand, he himself would not mind looking at you in the image of a stripper, but on the other hand, he could not allow anyone but him to see you like this
He, in the form of Mysterion, beat up those in front of whom you danced. He couldn't let them get away with it. After that, at night, he came to you to talk
He tried to convince you to go over to his side. He said that Coon doesn't appreciate you at all and exposes you to unjustified risk. He claimed that you would be safe with him and you would not have to humiliate yourself and listen to constant insults. He gave you time to think about everything and then left
He was hoping that you would accept his offer. It would save him a lot of trouble. He would be able to control what missions you go on and if you were going to a dangerous place he could protect you. But if you still refuse, he will have to take more drastic measures.
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what are your team stan and team craig's yandere types headcanons?
Stan Marsh: Dependant/protective yandere. The type who can’t stand the idea of living without you, and makes examples out of people who hurt you to show you.
Kyle Broflovski: Silent killer yandere. The type to dump the bodies of his rivals in places they’ll never be found.
Eric Cartman: Possessive yandere. The type to kidnap you and chain you up in order to keep you to himself.
Kenny McCormick: Worshipper/stalker yandere. The type to follow you home just to tell you that he’d do anything for you.
Butters Stoch: The cutesy yandere. The one who always smiles and acts sweet, even when he’s showing off the mutilated corpse of your ex.
Craig Tucker: Silent stalker yandere. The one who has your schedule memorized, and predicts where you’ll be just to show up there too.
Tweek Tweak: The deluded yandere. The type who’s imagined an entire life with you and can’t fathom the idea of having ever been without you.
Clyde Donovan: The aggressive stalker yandere. The one who bugs your phone to know your exact location all the time, and leaves you hundreds of love letters wherever he thinks you’ll see them.
Token Black: The isolating yandere. The one who wrecks your reputation, your job, your friendships and relationships with others, in order to make himself too important to leave.
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U asked for yandere South Park and I had a concept!. Basically stan, Kenny, cartman and Kyle are platonic yandere’s for a new inhabitant of the town. Maybe this new kid is a bit older than them, a teen whom finds their schemes and games fun and decided to look after them to make sure they didn’t get into too much trouble.
The boys get attached and now kinda consider them a big sibling figure whom their not keen on sharing with the other kids who seem fairly interested in them
I love the idea of the boys being obsessed with a babysitter!Reader who is either a teen or a younger adult. Someone who they end up growing really close to and thinking the world of only to find out that they’re not the only kids that the Reader babysits and the intense jealousy that fills the boys because of it.
Like, I imagine the Reader being new to town and to make some extra money they take up babysitting. Maybe one of the boys is their first babysitting gig since they moved to Sough Park or one of the parents hears how great of a babysitter the Reader is and hires them only for the other boys’ parents to do the same given how well they did. Like, I imagine the Reader being hired to watch over Ike and Kyle but mainly they’re there for Ike and the other boys come over and by the end of it Stan, Kyle, Eric and Kenny think the Reader is the coolest person they ever met and want to be around them more.
The Reader also finds the boys pretty amusing especially when it comes to their shenanigans and takes it upon themself to take the kiddos under their wing and the boys couldn’t be more excited. Like, obviously the Reader must think they’re cool too if they want to take them under their wing, right? Meanwhile, the Reader is just trying to keep an eye on them and keep the kids safe but the kids take this as them needing to show off how cool they can really be which only leads to more trouble but the Reader’s there for them all the way.
When the kids find out though that the Reader babysits other kids, essentially if it’s other kids they know personally then there’s going to be a problem. It would be that thing where the boys can’t help but feel betrayed learning that they aren’t the only kids in the Reader’s life, especially after they’ve all agreed that the Reader is the most amazing older sibling they all could have wished for. Like, they kinda feel like the Reader is cheating on them by taking up a sibling figure role for someone other than them.
If they ever knew of any of the other kids the Reader babysat then they would go find them and ruin them. Eric especially would make it his goal to break down the other kid into a shell of a human being when he was done with them.
It would really hit the boys hard to actually see babysitter!Reader out and about babysitting another kid, especially someone they knew. God forbid they saw the Reader with Butters, he wouldn’t be safe from the bullying they would throw his way after that.
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yandere main 4 south park but their s/o is incredibly oblivious and tends to miss details, not stupid, but finds it hard to notice things and it flies by their head
Kyle Broflovski
* Kyle will call you stupid. I mean, come on, don't be a fucking idiot. And if you have an mental illness or an illness that makes you this much of a scatter brain, then how about you go, get diagnosed, and start getting help?
* First of all, he's not your mother. It's not his job to take care of you, or handle your annoying self. It's already a surprise how he manages to be around you all the time.
* When he fell for you, he didn't imagine you to be someone this horrid. He honestly regrets ever having any sort of interest in you. You are the last type of person that he would find attractive.
* If you don't start paying more attention and getting out of Kyle's way, he will honestly just break up with you. He can't do it anymore.
Eric Cartman
* Eric would honestly find it pretty funny. He was mean when he was younger, but now that he grew older and became more mature, he learned to behave better. He is more understanding of you and your problems.
* Sometimes Eric gets frustrated, so he gently makes fun of you, but he never gets actually angry. He loves you and he honestly wants you to understand how much he loves you.
* Eric usually points out the stuff that you miss, finding it absolutely adorable the fact that you need help with stuff like that. You are his cutie.
* He wouldn't leave you over such a thing. He adores you way too much for that to happen.
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Haha imagine concept for Yandere Eric Theodore Cartman
Hahahaha… unless…
Gonna say this now, CARTMAN. IS. AN. ASSHOLE. As you can tell, I don't entirely like him all that much. But, that's supposed to be his character, so, they wrote that well.
So, I wrote him as such- Expect the trigger warnings to be long. Aged up as usual for obvious reasons, this takes place in the future. Sometime after the series but before the Covid Special if that makes sense?
Please, acknowledge the trigger warnings, this is like, by the book toxic behavior. DO. NOT. ROMANTICIZE. THIS.
Yandere! Eric Cartman Concept
Pairing: Romantic/Platonic
Possible Trigger Warnings: Gender-Neutral Darling, Can Cartman himself be a trigger warning?, Swearing, EXTREMELY TOXIC THEMES, Manipulation, Clingy behavior, Narcissism, Threats, Gaslighting, Murder, Forced companionship, Obviously abuse, Adult Cartman, Possessive behavior, Violence, Isolation
Okay, let's get this straight.
Cartman is a narcissist, he is a horrendous person and it is even shown in the show you do not want to get involved with him.
I support none of his actions obviously, but this serves as a secondary warning to you all that this will be bad.
Even at a young age, Cartman has been self-centered and overall an ass to everyone.
The whole Heidi relationship certainly supports this.
So even now, with Cartman out of highschool like you, you'd think age would make him more mature?
Oh hell no.
Dare I say he may even be slightly worse?
To friends, family, and lovers he wants to treat people like shit, then expect attention for it.
He is that type of person.
Cartman is Manipulative, Clingy, Degrading, Deceptive, Forceful, Obsessive, Self-absorbed, and Possessive.
Not going to sugarcoat this.
He's probably more but... that's what I can lay out right now.
Cartman looks to essentially own his darling, he wants to keep you to himself.
He'd do anything to keep attention on him.
Including gaslighting you and playing victim.
The moment you start feeling bad for him, you're in too deep.
Doesn't matter if he sees you as a friend outside of his normal circle, or a romantic partner...
He feels that he should be the center of attention.
He's going to be a pain in the ass to you, all the time.
Even as an adult, he's a whiny brat.
He expects you to bend over backwards for him.
He also whines about you being near others, making him feel like he should isolate you.
Cartman is going to pull lies and excuses out of his ass to make you listen to him.
He's not guilty in the slightest.
It's not like his mother discouraged it at all when he was younger.
He's probably not above threatening you or your family for attention.
He doesn't care if you cry or scream at him.
He'l just turn it around and play victim in front of you.
Clingy as all hell.
He wants to be around you all the time, it strokes his ego you guess.
He would definitely use holding hands or hugging you in an attempt to get you to like him.
It doesn't work most of the time but he tries.
Cartman also seems like the type of yandere to break you then build you up.
He'd call you the vilest things at times, then smooth it over with sweet words.
Like a band-aid on a gushing wound.
He's the most basic you can get when it comes to a toxic friend/partner.
He only cares for himself.
Always will.
He'd also force you to do things you don't want to do.
He excuses it as getting you out of your comfort zone.
He's using you.
He acts like you can't live without him.
You can, he can't.
Without your praise, without your affection, he's just a manipulative man who still lives with his mom.
Cartman would break any law he could to have you.
Murder seems up his alley, kidnapping maybe too, threats are obvious...
He's destructive to you.
A poison that rots your mind into doing what he wants.
Cartman doesn't care if he has to kill your friends.
He may even break your electronics.
He'll threaten you to not tell your family anything.
All because he claims he cares about you.
This is not care.
This is him abusing his power over you.
It's best to cut him off now...
Before it gets even worse.
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Platonic yandere younger brother Eric cartman would be so chaotic. Imagine if the reader was a babysitter babysitting other kids like Butters, Stan, Kyle, and Kenny and they all grow attached to HIS sibling because they’re actually really nice despite being his sibling. Not gonna lie butters would totally be my favorite, too bad Eric would ruin his life because of that lmao. I just think butters is so sweet-
Chaotic is an understatement, Eric would be absolutely destructive when it came to his older sibling having his so called ‘friends’ attached to their hip and being so doting towards them. He would hat it to no end and wouldn’t tolerate whatsoever. His older sibling is just that; HIS, no one else’s and he’s not just gonna let the other kids (especially his own ‘friends’) steal them away from him. It would be even worse if his sibling would get after Eric for his behavior and treatment towards the others, taking his friends side over his. He would see this as the others corrupting his precious sibling and turning them against him.
It would be even more chaotic if the other kid(s) were also yandere for Eric’s sibling. It would be an all out war to claim the eldest Cartman sibling as their own.
Also, I couldn’t agree more. Butters has always been my favorite and I adore him to no end. But when it comes to Eric’s beloved older sibling no one’s off limits from getting their shit fucked up and Butters would be the first one on the list.
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Ooh I like South Park! Maybe Yandere!Cartman being obsessed with an older girl in the neighborhood? Maybe she’s like Scott Tenorman’s age he’s obsessed with her because she is kind to his enemy
Yandere Eric Cartman w/ Female!Teen!Reader Who’s Close To Scott Tenorman
It all started with getting his revenge on Scott Tenorman, that’s all Eric wanted. It just so happen during his endeavors that he came across something that would haunt him.
Eric just couldn’t wrap his head around it. Why were you hanging around someone like Scott Tenorman? Don’t you know what kind of person Scott is? How could you be friends with someone like him? Eric didn’t understand it. He didn’t want to! All he knew was that this wasn’t right and Scott had probably tricked/charmed you like he had himself. Did Scott get you to buy his pubes too?! Oh, he was so dead. Eric would make sure of it.
Eric is feeling a lot of things at this time. He’s pissed. He’s sad. He’s confused. But most importantly he feels betrayed. He’s sure that something has to be forcing you into interacting with Scott Tenorman. You obviously can’t be doing it out of your own free will, that would be crazy. Right?
Knowing that you have some kind of relationship with Scott Tenorman only fuels Eric’s thirst for revenge but now he wants even more. He wants to break Scott Tenorman. He wants to absolutely ruin him. Eric plans to cause as much physiological damage as possible. Those types of scars run deep and that’s just what he’s looking for.
Eric already has his plan for Scott but he wants to see just how far he can push it. He wants to take you away from Scott completely. He wants you to hate Scott. He needs you to see just what kind of person Scott really is. And he’s a douche.
Manipulative is an understatement when concerning Eric Cartman. He does this for a living really, it comes to him as easily as breathing does so it wouldn’t be much of a feat to manipulate you into seeing Scott Tenorman the way he wants you to. When things don’t go his way then Eric will bide his time until he knows you’ll be there to witness just how cruel Scott is to him. And he’s playing it up big time. He’ll cry, he’ll hide and he’ll cower just to further show how ‘tormented’ he’s been by Scott. Surely you’ll take the side of the crying little boy, right?
Once he gets you away from Scott then Eric can continue to go through with his plan of revenge. He of course wants you to witness his triumph over Scott Tenorman. Eric wants you there to watch Scott eat his chili and cry in front of Radiohead as they call him a crybaby. Eric needs this. It’s the only thing that will truly make him happy. At least, he thinks so. But what if you turn your back on him? You wouldn’t do that to him, right? Right?!
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