#source: incorrect quote generator

[correct-gaang]

[Toph and Sokka sitting in jail together] Toph: So who should we call? Sokka: I’d call Katara, but I feel safer in jail

#atla #incorrect atla quotes #incorrect avatar quotes #incorrect avatar #incorrect atla #incorrect avatar the last airbender #incorrect quotes #avatar #avatar the last airbender #toph beifong #toph #sokka #katara #source: incorrect quote generator

[e-nonsense]

Jason: I want to be with you for the rest of my life.

Y/n: Damn, that sounds like a marriage proposal.

Jason, getting down on one knee: That's 'cause it is.

#jason todd x reader #red hood incorrect quotes #red hood x reader #y/n incorrect quotes #source: incorrect quote generator

[captainwaffles]

Charlie: Nick, I'm sad.

Nick: *Holds out arms for a hug* It’s going to be okay.

Micheal: Tori, I'm sad.

Tori nodding: mood.

#captainwaffles #I finally read solitaire #source: incorrect quote generator #heartstopper #solitaire #micheal holden #charlie spring #nick nelson #tori spring #incorrect heartstopper

[tf2incorrectquotes]

Scout: My dad died when I was little so whenever someone jokes about fucking my mom I’ll pretend to be really sincere and say some shit like “Glad to see she’s moving on, my dad’s death hit her pretty hard.” Then watch them absolutely fumble trying to figure out a response to that statement.

*after Meet The Spy*

Scout: Update, she got a new boyfriend I can no longer make the joke.

#source: incorrect quote generator #TF2 Scout #TF2 Scout's Mom #TF2 Spy #implied #team fortress 2 #incorrect quotes

[welcomehomeincorrectquotes]

Julie: We have a problem...

Frank: No, YOU have a problem. I have an idiot who keeps making them.

#source: incorrect quote generator #Julie Joyful #Frank Frankly #welcome home puppet show #incorrect quotes

[incorrect-ikevamp-quotes]

Dazai: If you water water, it grows.

Mozart: ...What.

Isaac: He's got a point.

#ikevamp #ikemen vampire #ikevamp incorrect quotes #ikevamp dazai #ikevamp mozart #ikevamp isaac #honestly i can easily imagine sometimes dazai says something that's technically right #and isaac hates having to agree but on principle he can't disagree #which leaves him in that painful no-man's-land of begrudging concurrence #isaac's literally the 'I GUESS' meme every day of his life #are you proud of yourself dazai #you gave a perfectly good scientist a hernia #source: incorrect quote generator

[wanderingjedi77]

Bo : Being gay is a constant battle between "I wish to sit on a window bench with my lover, our legs tangling as we listen to the birds" and "Hey, let's go throw rocks at Imperials" and I think that's very sexy of us.

The Armorer: If the window's open and you time it right, you can do both.

#star wars #the mandalorian #bo katan kryze #star wars mandalorian #star wars the mandalorian season 3 #the armorer #bo katan x the armorer #nitearmor #incorrect star wars quotes #source: incorrect quote generator #the mandalorian incorrect quotes

[eviebane]

Aziraphale: I made this friendship bracelet for you. Crowley: You know, I’m not really a jewelry person. Aziraphale: You don’t have to wear… Crowley: No, I’m gonna wear it forever. Back off.

#crowley #ineffable husbands #aziraphale #good omens #aziracrow #goodomens #good omens 2 #gomens #gomens 2 #ineffable divorce #source: incorrect quote generator #good omens incorrect quotes

[heyitsspaceace]

Phoenix: Why is Hangman crying on the floor?

Bob: He took one of those 'which squadron member are you?' quizzes.

Phoenix: And?

Bob: He got Rooster.

#no bc this would happen #this is so funny for no reason #top gun maverick #hangman top gun #phoenix top gun #bob top gun #rooster topgun #source: incorrect quote generator #incorrect top gun quotes

[smh0217]

Ren, in a meeting: My policy is if you see something, say something.

Nora: I saw a squirrel in a tree today!

Ren, with the tone of someone who is used to Nora: Outstanding.

Ren: This is what I’m talking about people.

#RWBY #Nora Valkyrie #Lie Ren #source: incorrect quote generator #incorrect rwby quotes

[correct-gaang]

Zuko: What do you think Toph will do for a distraction? Aang: She’ll probably, like, make a noise or throw a rock. That’s what I would do. [building explodes and several car alarms go off] Aang: ... or she could do that.

#atla #incorrect atla quotes #incorrect avatar quotes #incorrect avatar the last airbender #incorrect avatar #incorrect atla #incorrect quotes #avatar #zuko #aang #toph beifong #toph #source: incorrect quote generator

[e-nonsense]

Jason: I owe you one.

Y/n: That’s ok. You can just date me and we’ll call it even.

#source: incorrect quote generator #jason todd x reader #red hood incorrect quotes #red hood x reader #y/n incorrect quotes

[bbu-fan-blog]

Fantoccio: Great work on your place, Barnaby! These Halloween decorations give your manor the right macabre touch! Especially these fake skeletons!

Barnaby: Fake?

#He wasn't kidding with the skeletons last time... #Billie Bust Up #BBU Fantoccio #Fantoccio #BBU Barnaby #Barnaby #Incorrect Quotes #Source: Incorrect Quote Generator #Happy Halloween!

[illegiblehandwriting1]

27 is a big number, wow! Ok sure?

Not sure if I've mentioned this, but I've been calling Chain without Sky the "groundies" bc they...they can't...they can't get to the sky lol

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*Legend is talking about their past* Legend: I guess it was that day I came home to a cold, empty house, devoid of light and love, and I knew then that my sorrows would only grow. Wind: Legend, this is the saddest life story I have ever heard! And you haven't even covered the teen years! Twilight: Oh, I'm sure it gets better! Legend: Ha! No, at eleven, things really took a turn for the worst.

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Hyrule: Do you have any idea what you’re doing? Four: Why start now?

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Wind: *walks to cabinet, removes oreo box, takes half a sleeve, throws empty box out* Hi! Twilight: Hey- what are you doing-? Wind, shoving an oreo into their mouth: I am saving space :D

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Four: I'm having problems with a guy... Hyrule: Like his dead body won't fit into your trunk kind of problems, or you like him kind of problems?

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Legend: I regret getting dragged into your heterosexual tomfoolery.

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Shadow: Hyrule, my old friend! ch16 Hyrule: I think you tried to kill me at some point. Shadow: That was obviously just my way of getting to know you.

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Warrior: Are you the big spoon or the little spoon? Shadow: I'm a knife. Four, from across the room: They're the little spoon.

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*While planning to break in somewhere* Wild: Hey, let's do "Get Help!" Four: What? Wild: "Get Help." Four: No. Wild: C'mon, you love it! Four: I hate it. Wild: It's great! It works every time! Four: It's humiliating. Wild: Do you have a better plan? Four: No. Wild: We're doing it! Four: We are not doing "Get Help!" *A Minute Later* Wild, carrying Four: Get help! Please! They're dying! Help Them! *throws Four at guards, knocking them out* Wild: Ahh, classic! Four: *gets up* I still hate it. It's humiliating. Wild, laughing: Not for me, it's not.

(Four and Wild buddies propaganda)

#linked universe #lu wild #lu four #lu warriors #lu legend #lu wind #lu twilight #lu shadow #lu dink #smoke & april #smoke & ashes #chicken scratch #source: incorrect quote generator #incorrect quotes #lu incorrect quotes

[airlocksandaviaries]

Incorrect Nitearmor (6/?)

Din: I like your top, Bo Katan!

The Armorer: I have a name, you know.

Bo Katan: Why. Why are you like this.

#source: incorrect quote generator #bo katan #the armorer #bo katan x the armorer #the mandalorian #din djarin #nitearmor #star wars

[incorrect-ikevamp-quotes]

Jeanne: Hold on! I’m having one of those things... a headache with pictures.

MC: What??

Mozart: He's having an idea.

#ikevamp #ikemen vampire #ikevamp incorrect quotes #ikevamp jeanne #ikevamp jean #ikevamp mc #ikevamp mozart #honestly i will never get over how jeanne is so smart but also so head empty #literally iconic and hilarious on every level #bless his heart F in the chat #it almost reminds me of that episode of fairly oddparents #when cosmo has an idea for the first time #source: incorrect quote generator