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Raph: Aww, look at the little baby!
Chompy: *cute roaring*
Raph: And now look at the big baby!
Slash: W A H
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Shadowheart, angrily: HEY BITCH, YOU WANNA TAKE THIS OUTSIDE!?
Lae'zel, angrily: SURE!
-outside-
Shadowheart, still angrily: WOW, WHAT A LOVELY EVENING.
Lae'zel, still angrily: THIS WAS A REALLY GOOD IDEA!
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If Wally turns out to be E̷V̶I̷L̸:
Wally: ARE YOU READY TO DIE?
Question Answerer: No!
Wally: THEN I'LL COME BACK LATER.
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kszombiesoul93 · 2 months
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Adam: hey Lucifer, did you eat my sandwich?
Lucifer: I am your sandwich
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weirdkev27 · 6 months
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Pomni: So beautiful out there.
Ragatha: Yeah, it's just me, you and the moon.
The Moon: Hey! You two should kiss!
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tf2incorrectquotes · 5 months
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RED!Demo: Hey, lad, hold this.
BLU!Soldier: *is handed a bomb with a lit fuse*
RED!Demo: *walks off*
BLU!Soldier: *silently watches as the fuse shortens*
BLU!Soldier: *silently watches as the fuse shortens*
BLU!Soldier: *silently watches as the fuse shortens*
RED!Demo: *comes and takes the bomb back* Thanks!
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incorrect-hs-quotes · 7 months
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Vriska: Hey, did you know that carrots are good for your eyesight?
Terezi: *ST1CKS C4RROTS 1N 3Y3S*
Terezi: YOU L13D TO M3
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adastra121 · 9 months
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MC: It's so beautiful out here. Ais: Yeah, it's just you, me, and the eldritch horror that lives in my head. Ocudeus: HEY! YOU TWO SHOULD KISS!
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incorrect-star-allies · 2 months
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Bandana Dee: Hey Marx, play that one about falling down the stairs again.
Marx: You got it Bandee *falls down a flight of stairs and lands on a piano*
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minecraftcorrectmode · 2 months
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Aiden: I'm gonna punch you in the face!
Axel: But it's Opposite Day.
Aiden: Wait, wh- (*gets punched*)
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Starman: I wanna go to the moon!
Dr. Wily: WHY WAIT?
Dr. Wily: [ punts him into outer space ]
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Kinger: Jax, I’m afraid of backstories.
Jax: When did this all start?
Kinger: Well- aaaaAAAHHH!
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bumpsyp1ains · 6 months
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vector, with a boombox: LET’S GET THIS PARTY STARTED
cream, in a sleeping bag: this is a slumber party
vector: YYEEAAAAHHHH-
*vector flops over, fast asleep*
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Sally: Aw, what kind of dog is he?
Wally: He's french.
Barnaby: *wearing a french beret and smoking a cigerette* Ouaf~
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Conversation
Warlock: Cleric, can you pass the pepper?
Cleric: What’s the magic word?
Warlock: [starts chanting in Infernal]
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novelist-becca · 1 year
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“I’m not like other girls! I have snake arms.”
- Luz
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