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(Phone ringing)
Astarion: *picks up the phone* Hello?
Creepy Voice: I̴̡̗͚̮̫͕̙͎̟̺̲̐̈̆̃̅͠ ̶̭̝͔̘̥̭͊̆͜ş̴̠̞̣̤̪̣̣͍͇̈́̌̈́͜ȩ̵̤̠̖̞͍̗̫͇̀͂̑̓͒͗͐̅͘͝e̸̡͈̙̲̞̤̜̟̒̓ ̸̡̝͚̬͍̦͇̗̳́̽̈̎̊̓̊̃̆̾̕͜ỳ̶̼̼͎͈̼̣̹͕͓̅̉͜o̶̡̢̖̹̱̟̩̪̣͛̽̈͒̕ų̷̛̠͔͂́̓̇̏̎́̊̿͘
Astarion: …Do I look good?
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hoarder-of-dragons · 1 year
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Random knight: Sire, if you see Merlin, will you tell him that I love him?
Arthur: Okay, if I see Merlin, I'll tell him I love him
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thealtoduck · 2 years
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*When Kyle and BatCat!Bro hook up while drunk*
Kyle: Oh no, your family is gonna kill me, Jason is gonna hunt me down and put a bullet through my head.
BatCat!Y/n still kinda drunk: Kyle, come on. We’ll just pretend it never happened you know like that time we got drunk we and went down on each other.
Kyle: That was now.
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houselamentation · 1 year
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MC: If you see Lucifer, tell him I love him. Diavolo: Okay, I'll tell Lucifer I love him.
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moonah-rose · 1 year
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Sean: Karen, I can't be with you. Because I'm gay.
Sean: And in case you haven't noticed, so is Lenny.
Lenny: What? I ain't gay!
Sean: What you talking about, you took me to that bar?
Lenny: So, they play good music!
Sean: What about our trip to San Francisco then?
Lenny: I wanted to go shopping!
Sean: But...you made love to me-
Lenny: Now hold up, you're the one who wanted to suck my-
Sean: Whatever, man, let's not do this now!
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kaldursbiggestfan · 1 year
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Kaldur: see that’s why you such a dumbass.
Delphis: haha, ya mother.
Kaldur: you my sister that’s your mother too, jackass.
Delphis: oh yeah. Well,your fathers stupid.
Kaldur:so? I don’t care about him.
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glitter-bunny420 · 2 years
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Yang: See, that's why you're such a dumbass.
Ruby: *Gasps* Your father. HAHAHA!
Yang: You're my sister, that's your father too, jackass.
Ruby: Oh yeah. Well then your mother's stupid! HAHAHA!
Yang: So? I don't know her.
Ruby: Yeah, me neither...
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Artur: Lancelot, if you see Gwen will you tell her that I love her?
Lancelot: Okay, if I see Gwen then I'll tell her that I love her
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incorrect-joseimuke · 2 years
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Ishikirimaru: Kogitsunemaru, are you completely insane?
Kogitsunemaru: Like a fox...!
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Emily Jane: Anna, if you see my dad, will you tell him that I love him?
Anna: Okay. If I see your dad, I'll tell him I love him.
Emily Jane: ...
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Lola: Honey, if you see Bugs, will you tell him that I love him?
Honey Bunny: Okay, if I see Bugs, I'll tell him I love him.
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Haer’dalis: Does this shirt make me look gay?
Anomen: Nah.
Haer’dalis: *ties his shirt up in the front* What about now?
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crossoverquest · 1 year
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Poe to Yui: How close were you to Breaker during Derek Jones’s last attempt on his life?
Yui: Real close, but then Derek covered his tracks with Spice so we’d get high if we attempted any manner of pursuit, so Breaker and I stuck our feet in our mouths and left.
Poe to Breaker: I’ve been told that you and Derek have unfinished business. What would’ve been your last words to him?
Breaker: *Takes out his anti-technology pistol* Run, Jones! RUN!
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[Gaming Night]
Daigo: YOU GUYS ARE PSYCHOS! YOU'VE SEEN ONE TOO MANY TV SHOWS!!
Hayato: (wields a paring knife) NO! Watching television shows doesn't create psycho killers! CANCELIN' TV SHOWS DOES!!
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yoursghouly · 9 months
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crabfungi · 6 months
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fuhnaf day yay 🎉
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