Rogue: I know we've all been working hard. I mean… we've been saving the world. And to show my appreciation I was thinking… the night being, you know, young and all…that the lot of us… could…. well, should… You know, maybe… go out… you know… for fun.
Ranger: Or we can go home.
Bard: And you can sit in the dark alone.
Rogue: [breathing a sigh of relief] Gods, yes! Thank you.
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Liam: You and me. This isn't working.
Theo: Are you saying we should start annoying other people?
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Eddie and Steve's first fight as a couple was completely ridiculous. Robin walked into the kitchen, exasperated, to break them up. The fight that is, not their relationship.
Eddie: *turning to Robin* Look, if cavemen and astronauts got into a fight, who would win?
Robin: You've been yelling at each other for 40 minutes about this? . . . Do the astronauts have weapons?
Steve: No.
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Shamura: I know you feel betrayed-
Narinder: Yes, well, that's one of the unpleasant side-effects of betrayal
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Argyle: I must be in Hell.
Nancy: Ah, no. Hawkins, but a lot of people make that mistake.
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Tav: Did you just lie to me?
Astarion: No, I fibbed.
Astarion: It’s like lying, but classier.
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Peter: You and me. This isn't working.
Rocket: Are you saying we should start annoying other people?
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Oh, am I glad to see you! And so much less dead than I expected.
Leonard to Klein
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Bloom: who do we know that has handcuffs?
Riven: well Musa and i-
Musa: *glares at Riven*
Riven: -wouldn't know
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fez: i’m going to bed. it’s been a long day
lexi: fezco, you’ve been up for three hours
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Arthur, during BATPM: Dutch is better than you Colm! He cares about the people following him!
Colm: So you're saying he'll be upset when I cut off your head and send it to him?
Arthur: Well, to be honest, it's not like he's losing sleep with the caring...
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I’m sorry. I nodded off. Did you get to the part where you’re evil?
Tigris (to Coriolanus)
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Lydia: Stiles is better than you Theo! He cares about the people who are loyal to him!
Theo: So you're saying he'll be upset when I cut off your head and send it to him?
Lydia: Well, to be honest, it's not like he's losing sleep with the caring...
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Olivia, looking at the new precinct: Have you ever seen anything so beautiful?
Elliot, looking at Olivia: Nope. Never.
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Oliver: *falls out of window*
Felicity, over the comms: are you okay?
Oliver: fine by five.
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Ruby: Should I distract her? Make with the nice-nice while you slip by?
Weiss: Don't be stupid. If I'm that girl and the most attractive women I've ever seen is making eyes at me, it's either a bachelorette party or a scam.
Ruby: What did you just call me?
Weiss: I'm sorry. You're not stupid.
Ruby: No, after that–
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