#soup it sucks

[tennessoui]

You have to have water fic titles because you're drowning in wips, huh?

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(On one hand i personally found this very funny and I did do a little huff huff of genuine laughter—)

(On the other hand I did do a little quick calculation, and over the 2 years I’ve been writing in this niche of a fandom, I’ve published 60 fanfictions on ao3 and of that 60, 48 have been completed, which leaves me with 12 work in progress fics on ao3—OUT OF 60!!!!!! 12 fics out of 60 that are works in progress !!!!!

12 !!!!! Out of!!!!! 60!!!!!!!!!!)

#asks #obikin #80% is a damn good range !!! #and again i laughed at this ask #and I feel like the asker didn’t mean any harm or anything but s joke #and I laughed at the joke!! #I appreciated it 🤭 #but also I just feel like we’re getting weirdly insane and obligatory about wips #when I’m trying my fucking. best #I’m moving this next week #like 5 of my teeth hurt and I’m terrified of the dentist because they’ll ask more for so much up front #so everytime i drink ice water or even hot #soup it sucks #and not to speak for #others but also I’m side their metaphorical teeth hurt #I’m sure their Life is Life-ing #and I want 48/60 to be enough #cause I want to publish another fic tomorrow (a wip even!!) and have it be 48/61 #and have everyone be like chill about it. cause it’s #something I’m excited to post #idk #this ask tore me 50/50 as you can see through the tags 3 people read etc etc

[therealcalrissian]

#it’s fs him #soup clone returns #the rest of the plot can suck it i just want soup clone #star wars #sw tbb #clone x #star wars the bad batch #meme #tbb #the bad batch #memes #tbb season 3 #tbb spoilers #the bad batch star wars #tech #tbb tech #soup clone #soup

[cherbearsz]

i’m so so glad someone else sees the potential of a tails and stone subplot for the third movie

ANON IM SHAKING HANDS WITH U SO FERVENTLY RIGHT NOW!!!! I SCRIBBLED OUT THIS COMIC ESPECIALLY FOR U I HOPE U LIKE<33

#sonic #sonic movie 3 #sonic the hedgehog #sonic movie #tails the fox #agent stone #sonic adventure 2 #i love drawing ppl angy and messy crying. i just sorta suck at it #sorry agent stone i will get better at drawing u. this is my first attempt<///3 #might clean this up later if ppl are interested #but i wanted to jot the idea down before it turns to soup in my brain #cher doodles

[tei-to-tei]

December 14 - Spare Time

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#rottmnt #rise fanart #rise of the tmnt #rise raph #rise donnie #brains and brawn #they're sciencin' your honor #i love this duo so much even back in 2003 #“anyway journal” wise - i wanted to do so much today #like read fics and actually write again #but instead i woke up with a day-long migraine ;-; ended up just sleeping most of the day and drinking soup #i think i'm getting sick which sucks and staring at the screen just to doodle this hurt so bad #excedrin my love i need you to actually work again #whoops ramble over ok goodnight T___T #teidoodle #tei's dec23

[podcastwizard]

hello sharks i am requesting one billion dollars because despite being god's specialist princess i have a headache that will not go away. in exchange i am offering not complaining about my headache anymore

#i forgot to eat again!! #now i have to force feed myself soup!!! #it sucks!!!!

[poorly-drawn-mdzs]

One final cooking poll.

#mdzs #tgcf #poll #I keep pouring grease on to the kitchen fire with these polls in the hopes it will be a fun thing #this one at least relies on subjective opinions about unstoppable force and immovable object. #every possible outcome is still relatively in character #its up to weighing the strength of each character’s traits against each other. #a fun thought experiment if you will. #***xie lian *has* canonically made decent meals in the past. His current issue is that he gets too experimental. Poor chef’s sense. #And he weaponizes his cooking against others. Quite literally would go 'woe soup upon ye'. #yes there is lore behind why his cooking sucks. Not what the funny poll is about. #I have been making these cooking polls because I like these characters and i like to cook! #alas it is not meant to be. I will be letting the cooking discourse rest forever after this #Will have a comic at the end of this poll's running once again!

[marcygoo]

you ok there uzi?

#soup draws stuff #murder drones #umm this sucks lol. sorry

[cucumbermoon]

One thing I haven't seen anyone talk about much is how abysmally rude Garak is to his customers. He has the worst customer service ethic I have ever seen in my life. He gets confrontational and argumentative with them. He flings Morn's pants at him. He gets super sarcastic with Quark about his lapels. It really makes me wonder about Cardassian customer service in general. Is Garak typical for a Cardassian in the customer service field? Is he being rude and argumentative because that's how Cardassians flirt and he's trying to put his customers at ease? Or is this a symptom of the fact that he hates the circumstances of his life and kind of wants to punish everyone for his reduced station? Did his years as the second most powerful person in the Cardassian Union make him feel like he deserves better than to be talked down to by a Ferengi bartender? I feel like there's a case to be made for all of these scenarios.

#Regardless he sucks at customer service and I'm kind of surprised his shop lasts seven years #Unless he's like the real soup nazi and his clothing is just so good people think it's worth it to put up with his rudeness #ds9 #star trek #star trek ds9 #elim garak #st ds9 #Tailor

[tazmiilly]

chicken noodle soup liveblogging in t minus 20 minutes

#I have concluded that I've been having really annoying symptoms from turning on the heater in the apartment #so I've been feeling sick nearly every morning for a few weeks now. awesome #soup time. again #I'm not actually sick and I don't think it's allergies either. well it might be allergies. I think the heater is drying up the place #and its making me unwell every morning. sucks bad

[risuwu]

yum!

#ik realistically this soup would suck but i dont have what it takes to draw a good soup #nikaido #kawajiri #risu #kaiman #dorohedoro #dumbass draws

[liverbiver9]

i find it funny but also kind of annoying when writers clearly don’t know how cooking works or haven’t bothered to look up the recipe of whatever food they’re referencing. so many times i’ve read a fic where jiang yanli makes a “vegetarian version” of the lotus and pork rib soup for lan wangji or makes the soup within a few hours (sometimes even only an hour!) which are all pretty much impossible feats.

the soup is made by boiling the pork ribs for LITERAL HOURS (i’m not joking. the soup is best when it’s been simmering for 12 hours at least) alongside the lotus root, aromatics, goji berries, ginger, etc. the reason the soup has any flavor at all is the pork ribs; without those, it would just be water with stuff floating in it. now, if the vegetarian version is just the soup without the pork then that’s one thing, but then does that count as vegetarian since the broth is meat based? i’m not sure what constitutes as vegetarian for the Lans; do bone broths count as eating meat? if they do, no wonder all the food in Cloud Recesses sucks so hard.

anyways, fic writers: before making offhand comments about food, look up the recipe and see how it’s made. food is deeply cultural and significant, both the product and the act of making it. jiang yanli’s soup is so important because it is a labor of love that takes time and effort to make, especially if she is making it from scratch by herself as we are led to assume. by reducing it to something that can be accommodated for other characters or something easier than it really is, you are inadvertently diminishing yanli’s act of love.

#mdzs #rants #mdzs meta #kind of? #jiang yanli #lotus root and pork rib soup #the untamed #modao zushi #i’ve tried to make this soup before and it sucked bc i couldn’t find fresh ingredients but i Will try again #it’s been my favorite from a local restaurant for years now and so i recognized it when i started this fandom #it’s such a hearty warm soup and i like it when i’m recovering from being sick #not while actively sick bc meat upsets my poor sensitive stomach #but after i’m staring to feel better? #miracle worker #yunmeng trio #wei wuxian #lan wangji #my mdzs meta

[ssaalexblake]

the number of ppl saying 'why on earth did you say this was bad' about 13's era lately is music to my ears :D

#dw shit #it's the misogyny soup btw #but still #never trust the internet's opinion on Anything about women #Ever #make up your own mind #bc look Anything Can be crap #but en masse people Will always say women's things are terrible regardless of its actual quality #sucks you cannot trust people to be fair but it is what it is

[prerodinu]

Hi Ily all and I missed you.

#◜ ╱ ooc. ⟩⟩ without a pack. ◞ #Soup lost their job// #Which sucked for a stupid reason/ #So now I'll be on and you can bug the shit out of me what you want// #I need to get back into writing// #I miss it.//

[soupercreeper]

who is this bill cipher lookin ass bitch you keep putting on my dash and why is he sexy

DJAHDJSJISJCKAJSJCIJDKANXKCHJANAKXJKAJSKSJAHHXJAJSBCJAJAJBXKSJSKSJ

ARE YOU TALKING ABOUT KEVIN

#he’s from welcome to night vale!!! #basically a evil alternate version of the main character cecil #yeah he’s hot #really hot #but also i hate him he sucks #soup bowl talks #ask

[tallyhoot]

#Soup sucks ngl #chonny jash #chonnys charming chaos compendium #cccc #cccc mind #cj mind #chonny jash memes

[saccadesoup]

mh instrument headcanons from ur local music school attender

tim owns an ancient battered acoustic guitar + a equally battered electric guitar. if it’s vaguely guitar shaped he can probably play it. i hc that he was in college for music composition so yeah he can play most instruments at a basic level buttt he loves his sad little acoustic. plays the forbidden songs in guitar shops (yes he’s that guy)

jay plays bass. doesn’t know how to slap and honestly cba to learn,, is mostly just content playing along with what everyone else is playing in the moment even if it means he’s just stuck doing the 8-bars-of-root-notes-then-repeat. he has such bass player energy (totally not biased) you don’t notice he’s gone til he’s gone yk. he can also play approximately one song on guitar (it’s wonderwall)

brian’s one of those annoying people who can play anything. guitar? no problem. bass? he can slap the fuck out of a bass. piano? sure. voice like an angel, deep and baritone. but his main instrument is totally drums… loves being the driving backbone of the song AND he gets to stress relieve on his crash cymbal! one of the more relaxed/humble drummers out there imo. happy to play whatever but can really shine when he wants to. actually really talented he just never shows off

alex doesn’t play anything (not properly anyway) BUT he had a soundcloud at one point where he made breakcore remixes of his fav songs. but he’d rather die than admit that, it’s long deleted

#the soup mind #bonus: jessica plays piano and amy sings #jessica’s actually classically trained in piano but it sucked all the life and soul out of it for her #so now she barely plays anymore #seth plays clarinet cause i said so. #he seems like a clarinet guy #marble hornets #tim wright #jay merrick #alex kralie #brian thomas #mh headcanons