your-local-grinning-cat

[your-local-grinning-cat]

Nyaaah. I meant in general. Plenty of royalty around~! There’s…

My Highness, who is an actual prince and my favorite lion 🦁💜😻

Dragon Boi, who is also an actual prince 🐉

Stawberry, who is the Queen of Heartslabyul 🌹

Sunnyside Up, who is basically Scalding Sands royalty even though he doesn’t have a title ☀️

Mini Majesty, who is my Highness’s nephew, an adorable kitten, and also an actual prince 👶

My Highness’s brother, he’s just a guy 🧍🏼‍♂️

Queen Kibby, who is not a royal either but she is a fox and has amazing floof and thus is a Queen 🦊

And YOU, the fairest Queen of Pomefiore! 👑

And you’re close, but not quite purrfect yet on my name.

*chuckles*

Just move that apostrophe one step over to the left, Queenie. So it’s:

Che’nya!

The ‘nya’ is impurrtant to keep! It’s the kitty thing!

Nya~ Nya~!

Oooh another royal has arrived~!

Hello Queenie! 👋😸

*smiles my signature Cheshire Cat grin*

@your-local-grinning-cat

Royal, is that what you consider Pomefiore?

Hmm, now that I take a closer look your that cat that Trey has told me about. Oh what's his name... Chen'ya!

#the hand movements are obviously completely optional #but che’nya is the proper way to write my name #though I will say you are not the first person to get it wrong and you certainly won’t be the last #but going back to royalty… while there ARE a lot around here #I definitely wouldn’t say all of Pomefiore is royalty. if I did I think epel might try to skin me #and I happen to like my fur right where it is #*chuckles* #che’nya appears #twst rp #che’nya rp #ooc: I have no idea where that gif comes from so I’m really hoping it’s not from a weird/bad fandom or something 😅 #ooc: I usually try to stick to fandoms I’m familiar with or I know SOMETHING about of a gif that is used a lot or a more gen gif #ooc: but this is a very specific gif for a very specific need lol #ooc: so here’s hoping it was safe to use 🤞

[your-local-grinning-cat]

I am still not actually here because I’m off doing hot girl shit (the gender neutral Disney Cheshire Cat version), but…

Feel free to tell me how you see me!

No mutual necessary because I obviously don’t follow back on this account.

And as for my partners…

@disgruntled-prince you are a combo of Spike and Starlight. 💜 Spike is mostly because you don’t like to eat your fruits and veggies and are going to get scurvy. You dressing up like a pirate really was inspired of you, Highness! 😹 And you are also a loser /aff. And the only thing off about Starlight is that youre more rainbow than just gay. Other than that… yeah. Starlight.

@1930sdarlin you are Fluttershy and Sunset!! 💖 Except you never disappear, I’m claiming the :3 from you, and I’m also stealing your ‘terrifying when mad’ cred. You are cutie. Not terrifying. Just doremouse.

Very different vibes! 😸

(Stolen from twitter)

#just a bit of fun #as you can tell combos are allowed! #or you can just choose one! #it’s up to you! #I’m curious whether you all will give me some fun combos #or whether you all will just give me the obvious answer 😹 #che’nya comments #che’nya grins #twst rp #che’nya rp #🦁💜😸

[your-local-grinning-cat]

How bad is AR broken today?

BITCH DON’T YOU FUCKING FORGET CHE’NYA IS SELF AWARE AND THE 4TH WALL BUILDERS HAVE GIVEN UP AT THIS POINT. HE KNOWS HE IS ME. I KNOW I AM CHE’NYA.

CHE’NYA IS AR IS THE ROLEPLAYER IS THE LEONA SIMP.

IF CHE’NYA IS DATING YOU SO AM I.

COME AT ME LION MAN I WILL lovingly PUNCH YOUR MOUTH WITH MY MOUTH 👄🥊👄

HOW DARE YOU LOOK THAT GOOD IN THE NEW SPELLDRIVE CARD?!??!

HOW DARE YOU FINALLY GIVE US A NEW HAIRSTYLE LIKE WE’VE ALL BEEN SCREAMING FOR??!!?

HOW DARE YOU LOOK THAT CONFIDENT AND SMUG???!!!!!??

AND MOST IMPORTANTLY

HOW DARE YOUR CLUBWEAR CARD ONLY BE AVAILABLE ON JP SERVERS RN???!!?!!??!??!!???!!???!!!

😭😭😭

(Leona Clubwear Card under the cut as it is only available in the jp servers so it is a spoiler)

#che’nya: =o_o= #che’nya: hey leona? maybe don’t taunt AR like that #che’nya: it’s the whole ‘play stupid games win stupid prizes’ thing :) #ar: NEXT TIME I’LL BEAT UP YOUR MOD /aff #ar answers #che’nya chats #che’nya knows no 4th wall #che’nya grins #twst rp #che’nya rp #🦁💜😸 #twst spoilers #twst jp spoilers #twst card #twst event #twst gameplay #twst jp #leona kingscholar #twst leona #clubwear #twst clubwear

[your-local-grinning-cat]

Raise your hand, if you believe you should appear in Twst events and stuff more. No seriously- we need more Che’nya content. Like if we go to Riddle and Treys hometown for an event, if you don’t appear and get an official card Imma riot.

#MEMEMEMEMEMEMEMEMEMEMEMEMEMEMEMEMEMEMEMEMEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE!!!!!!!!!!! #GIVE ME A CARD YANA!!!!!!!! #MAKE ME LOOK FABULOUS!!!!!!! #I WILL APPEAR IN YOUR ROOM AND START KNOCKING THINGS OFF YOUR SHELVES IF YOU DON’T!!!!!!! #AND ALSO STEAL ALL OF YOUR LEFT SHOES SPOONS AND LIGHTBULBS!!!!!!!!!! #che’nya chats #che’nya knows no 4th wall #twst rp #che’nya rp

[your-local-grinning-cat]

I can’t give you s’mores if I only have the marshmallows! 😿

That’s why I was asking for chocolate and graham crackers from Trey!

Also get out of my cool, roasty toasty Viking ship! Get your own firey death send off! 😾

I have just recently noticed/realized that you and Sebek seem to be the people I've sent inbox stuff to the most

Congrats on being a being i don't get social anxiety from interacting with /gen

:)

*faceplants in socially anxious fox person*

Of course you don’t get social anxiety from me - I don’t sell it! I’m sure Sam may have it in stock (he generally has everything in stock), but that’s not something I recommend. It’s very sour and icky and makes your tummy hurt and your chest feel tight and it really lingers. Just a really gross thing. I don’t like it. Do not recommend. So why would I spread it around?

Glad to know I kind of help to get rid of its affects on you though! Like I said, I know it can be quite clingy… like peanut butter on the top of your mouth! Such a pain! 😩

Also… please don’t plant your face in a socially anxious fox person! At least, not without purrmission! They’re socially anxious! It’s in the name! 🙀

If you’re going to plant your face, I recommend first putting it in a cute lil garden pot on its own. That way it has time to grow without competition from other faces, which it would have to deal with if you planted it in the wild.

But I’m sure sooner or later you will finally feel ready and comfortable repotting your face onto yourself and it will have grown beautifully! 😸

#how rude! #have you no respect for the dead?! #I’ll sick idia on you! #che’nya chats #twst rp #che’nya rp

[your-local-grinning-cat]

And that would be~?

*smiles my signature Cheshire Cat grin*

It's... Che'nya is it? I don't normally like approaching people "out of the blue", for lack of better terminology right now.

But I've begun to notice a theme of you popping up, rather literally might I add, around different schools. I'd rather you not scare my students by suddenly appearing beside them. I've noticed that after interactions with you, they leave my students quite unfocused on my lessons.

Though... aside from that, you seem to be somewhat enjoyable company for the students, some more so than others, so I'll turn a blind eye toward your technical trespassing on school grounds. Besides... I rather enjoy knowing something else that Crowley doesn't; outside of the normal, of course.

If you'd like, I would be willing to extend an invitation to you to join me for a cup of tea. If tea isn't to your liking, I can find something else, of course. As a sign of good will, I suppose I could call it?

The choice to accept is yours, of course. Do tell me if you decide to join me so that I have proper time to prepare. Also, you may bring along a friend or two if you so wish to.

@abrizthestarwatcher

*blinks at you silently for a second before suddenly smiling a kitty grin and purring happily*

Pretty! Pretty gold eyes! Gold eyes like mine! Sees too much like mine! Very, very purrtty!

I like you, Goldy! =^w^=

Very pretty fae! 😸

#yesssss? #don’t leave me hanging Goldy! #or purrhaps floating would be more appropriate #😹😹😹 #che’nya chats #twst rp #che’nya rp

[your-local-grinning-cat]

Uh

I forgot my bluejay curse... heeeelp

Kibby: master basically is followed by bluejays as they appear more frequently around her pfft

?????

I’m not sure what to do with this information, nor what to do to help you????

Uhhhh…

Oh!

Hey @the-better-retainer!!!! Can you come help Foxy with her birb problem? Birbs like you!

#._. #foxy I’m not a birb whisperer #and I don’t actually eat birbs like a real cat #as much as I say that I am one #like… I’m a cat but I’m not THAT kinda cat #I guess I COULD be if I shifted into an actual cat #but eh #I don’t wanna #bluejays are pretty #also I’m lazy 😹 #che’nya chats #twst rp #che’nya rp

[your-local-grinning-cat]

:0

Tank mew :3

Slaps a square of unwrapped American cheese directly onto his face

Boom you've been cheesed.

Why cheese? I don't know. All I know was that that the cheese I was given so it cheese that I shall give.

I dont know the point of this quest but hey there dosen't really need to be a point to anything when it's this fun.

Enjoy the cheese or throw it at the constantly broken Fourth wall or do something else all together. Who knows what's done with cheese nowadays. Apparently it can now be used in quests¯\_(ツ)_/¯

You just… you just… you cheesed me. I was sleepin :c

Lookit me. I was catnapping. So innocent. So sweet. And you just… threw cheese at me.

How could you do this to me, Cater? I thought we were furiends? I thought you loved me? I thought I could trust you?

I thought you were the peanut butter to my jelly?

The eggs to my bacon?

The cookie to my milk?

The pen to my ink?

The icing to my cupcake?

The shoelaces to my president?

*takes my sad cheese and disappears sadly*

#I gotta gilld chese meow :3 #thank you Star 🥺 #TAKE THAT CATER #I’M NOT SHARING!!! #…with you #want half of my gilld chese Star? :3 #che’nya chats #twst rp #che’nya rp

[your-local-grinning-cat]

*laughs*

Why thank you~! 😽

But as for you hyphenating your name with mine…

*hums, considering it*

Actually…

*slowly grins even wider*

No. No stay Leona Kingscholar. Because that will trip people up even more!!!!

Having a fairly short name that they’re relatively used to and then having to remember and stumble through all of

Artemiy Artemiyevich Pinker-Kingscholar???

We will get to watch them fumble and see them panic!! >:3

*giggles in chaotic delight*

Hey, if we get married in the future, how will our last names go? Will I take yours, you take mine, or will we do some kind of hypen to them?

*blinks*

W-

*blinks again*

I-

*shuts mouth*

*purrs, tail swishing happily*

*opens mouth again*

Hold on just a sec, Highness. The emotions you evoked here have the answer stuck - even though the answer is obvious, because the answer is funny.

Gotta shake out the answer. 🫨

*steps off to the left… but my head stays right where it was - there is purple mist around where my two parts would attach*

*my body reaches out, takes my head, and shakes it a couple times like a magic 8-ball before putting it back on itself*

*shakes my head a few times now that it’s back on my body for good measure, but this time it’s more for adjustment*

Okay! Good to go! 😸👍

So, considering I really don’t think you want to be known as

Leona Pinker🎀✨

*muffled snickers*

I think that takes you taking my name out of the picture.

Now… I could just take your last name… and don’t get me wrong, Highness, I love you and I want your last name - I will steal it if I have to! But I also love being annoying. And I also also love words. And I also also also love long words. So being able to love you AND be annoying AND have a long, wordy name?!

Yeah. That. This. ⬇️

Artemiy Artemiyevich Pinker-Kingscholar

I want it. >:3

Because think! At those boring royal parties, anyone that wants to talk to me will have to address me by my full name!

*cackles*

But for those I care about and love, just like usual, I will shorten my name for them. I will simply be

Che’nya Kingscholar

#heeheehee!!!!!!! #ohhhhh that would be so fun!!!!!!! #they think they’re safe and then they remember who is standing next to you… #and you get to act offended like ‘why aren’t you saying hello to my partner?!?! #*giggles even more* #che’nya chats #che’nya grins #twst rp #che’nya rp #🦁💜😸

[your-local-grinning-cat]

*rolls my eyes*

Remember I rarely come back to RSA anymore. I practically live in my Tulgey Wood.

If you want to brave my Wood for some kazoos instead of simply asking for your own you’re welcome to, but I’m not saving you from anything you may run into while searching for me - which may include, but is not limited to:

Bandersnatches that are irritable after coming out of hibernation

Slithy toves that are known to gimble unsuspecting feet

Very protective jabberwock mamas

Elephant-sized bees that may mistake you for a flower and attempt to land on you

Sneezing pigs that can give you the sneezing pig flu

Irrationally angry pigeons that can and will dive bomb peck you

Highly rude flowers that I haven’t yet to taught manners to since it’s early spring and they’ve just started blooming

Highly rude goats (they’re just like that)

Depressed gnats with bad jokes that may make you depressed as well

A creature that I honestly think is just hundreds of birds all somehow combined into one monstrous crow

And, of course,

me

chat i did a little oopsie

alright so theres possibility that i accidentally bought 3000 pink kazoos instead of 5

who wants a pink kazoo????? cuz i cant keep all of these.

#but please do have fun #in my Tulgey Wood #:) #I’m sure it will be an experience you won’t soon forget #che’nya comments #twst rp #che’nya chats #👑🗡️ #🐰

[your-local-grinning-cat]

I sorry I loud I now only whisper now

Also I will now hide before deuce sees the tagged post kskdjfd

*loud, exasperated sigh*

#Queen Kibby I think you need to bite your human #and drag her ass to deuce #and force her to tell him #maybe pick up a truth potion from rook on your way there #che’nya chats #twst rp #che’nya rp #boxy foxy birdy friend #👑🦊

[your-local-grinning-cat]

Oh, thank Sevens… 😅

A le boop -boops-

DEUCE SPADE KISSER!!!

#SO loud #che’nya chats #twst rp #che’nya rp #boxy foxy birdy friend #👑🦊

[your-local-grinning-cat]

I think I messed up

I mean how many times you can detach your body

Oh!

See this makes a little more sense but not a lot.

What do you mean?

Detach my body from what? I’m assuming you mean my head but you didn’t clarify. Purrhaps you meant my arms?

*my arms disappear*

Or did you mean my lower half?

*my arms reappear but my legs fades away*

Or my upper half?

*legs reappear, chest disappears*

Does it count if my entire body is the thing disappearing, not my head?

*chest disappears as well so only my head remains*

*my floating head moves and shifts, purple mist following*

It’s rather an odd question…

*my full body slowly fades back into existence - I am lying down in the middle in the air*

But then again… you were also asking about my body moving separately from my head I suppose? Though my body is still me? It just moved off to the left a little.

I don’t see why I wouldn’t be able to do that if I can make my body disappear to other places. I can be here while I’m also there.

*shrugs*

And as for how many times…?

*blinks and tilts head curiously*

Why would there be a limit? I need to be able to stand on my head whenever I so please!

#it’s a very tricky trick to master #but I have tricked the trick and therefore become the master! #I CAN stand on my head! 😼 #che’nya chats #che’nya grins #twst rp #che’nya rp

[your-local-grinning-cat]

For legal reasons, we're gonna need to know how many times 6 can detach yourself

I’m not sure how many times the number 6 can detach from me… I didn’t realize it was Attached in the first place.

Does it use Velcro? 🤔 And where exactly is it? I’ve never seen it on me… it must be very good at hiding! I’m impressed!

10/10 very good hide-and-seek player! :D

#or should it be 6/10…? #is rating 6 10/10 offensive since it’s 6? #che’nya chats #twst rp #che’nya rp

[your-local-grinning-cat]

*takes them and quickly put them in my poor abused ears*

A le boop -boops-

DEUCE SPADE KISSER!!!

#thanks 😭 #so loud #like this is still 100% worth it but #oofies #foxy can scream #che’nya chats #twst rp #che’nya rp #boxy foxy birdy friend #👑🦊

[your-local-grinning-cat]

leo'nya on my feed? i need more

OKAY!

*looks around, goes over to a tree, pulls a branch like a lever, and opens a doorway*

Alright, just a second!

*disappears inside*

*reappears from the tree doorway pulling @disgruntled-prince along with me*

Here we go! My Highness~! 💜

Highness! People want more Leo’nya!

And so do I! 😻

*kisses him, tail curling happily*

=^w^=

#I will never say no to an excuse to be with my highness 💜 #and also to play elevator music #che’nya chats #che’nya grins #twst rp #che’nya rp #🦁💜😸

[your-local-grinning-cat]

*grins as Castor hugs my tail, purring happily*

Nyaaaahhh don’t feel bad for protecting those you love. I protect my people all the time and don’t feel bad. They’re mine and I love them. So they’re under my protection.

Not many beings manage to truly get my fur up anymore - usually the only way to upset me is to hurt those I care about or insult them. But I appurreciate the offer to help should I ever need assistance! 💜😸

*notices you getting emotional and quickly uncrosses my legs so I am no longer floating but now standing on the ground… just in time so that I am better able to catch and hug you back, purring all the while*

You’re welcome, Star! ⭐️😸

chat i did a little oopsie

alright so theres possibility that i accidentally bought 3000 pink kazoos instead of 5

who wants a pink kazoo????? cuz i cant keep all of these.

#castor: that you and he say. i don't want to leave things out and i want to make sure you feel seen and heard...! #<- you’re a sweetie but be warned that’s not always the easiest thing to do with me #after all… not all the things I say make sense and I am sometimes not so easy to see by design~! #*giggles* #castor: i love little jingle things... theyre my favorite type of stim toy. i also like some keyboard clicks...! #<- jingle things are very fun for my ears! *nods sagely* #I also enjoy spinny things and rough things - the patches on my jeans have different textures. very good for kneading :3 #keyboard click-clacking is also fun!!! clickclackticktackclickityclickclackclackticktacktacktickclackclick 💜 #castor: i have a keyboard fidget toy you can have if you wanna...! i have more at home or i can always buy another! #<- thank mew for the offer but I do not need it! I have my own cat toys to bat around with… but thank you 🥹💜 #castor: i painted the keys with different flowers...! #<- 🌹🌸💐🌺🌷🌻🌼🪷🪻🌾 (pretend that is wheat which becomes flour! 😹) #admin: castor has never looked so happy in his life as he has meeting che'nya and idia! #<- AR: looks like you really connected with this one che’nya #che’nya: =^w^= I like Star! ⭐️ #che’nya comments #che’nya grins #twst rp #che’nya rp #ooc: if you’re confused on who AR is… brave the pinned post lmao