#so you leagally have to be nice to me

[mydarling-mydarling]

i’m just a little guyy, noo, it’s also my birthday

#so you leagally have to be nice to me #happy birthday to me #balloons #frog hat #me #glasses #selfie #personal

[lostboy-in-a-blog]

So it's been a while since my last post on here, or on anywhere for that matter, but here i am now. There's been alot going on, in my life and most stressfully in my head; so anyways here i am and its not truly with plessure that im back.

As i started this blog and hope to continue it, i want to go into the great issues of our day, now this issue currently does not leagally affect me (currently) though i susspect it will some time in the future as we seem to have gon through the time warp as a race... we are back to the 1920's to the 1950's with womens rights.

There is 37 countrys that are still or have gone back to the dark ages for women or anyone with a utarus.

women stood up for the rights to vote to have or not have a baby, women have fought to be belived on what they say, they fight for the right even till this day, did we think the fight was over when women were given the right to vote? when women was allowed to finally choose to have an abortion if they require, want, or need an abortion? or did we this the fight has just begun.

the fight is far from over for any women or any one with a utarus well reguardless of weather the fight was just beinging or just ending here we are at a full out war!

This year the US has made/ is making it illegal to abort your child, regaurdless of circumstances, it doesnt matter how old you are or anything, you have no right to your fetus other than to contain it for 9months, then squeeze it out and be a parent of an innocent child you never wanted or wasnt ready for, or give it up to be adopted and most cases those kids will end up in the system, a system that is broken and does not protect the children in its care.

these children born are going to be the unwanted generation, yes the whole "we want your baby, well take it in" and "theres parents out there just waiting for your unwanted child to be born" is a nice centament but please tell me if there are so many parents out there that want these unwanted children, please keep in mind theres a strict rule book to wheather these people are actually eligable to adopt or foster, then why not take in the millons of children that are born, are alive, are healthy and breathing right now...

oh you say because that child could cure cancer?

okay what about the child current alive and unwanted living in the system being passed from family to family, the kid being beaten by there so called parents they are staying with a few weeks till they get an offical adoption with will probably not happen, what about the kids who are being raped, groamed, molested, beaten, left to feel so unwanted they wish they was never born and then go on to commit suicide?

what about them? oh you dont care about them? theyre to old they can choose for themselves... of course they can karen a 5 year old knows better than to be alone in a room with a grown man they have been left with, stranger danger and all, their parents sound have taught them, no? they didnt have any no one wanted them yet, they was born and stuck in this room with this stranger cause the system said they will be safe.

okay what about this one mr men in the govenments who think they have the right to choose for someone else.

i saw on reddit a lawyer asking for advice, about their 10 year old client who was rapped and beaten and was scared to come forward was then found to be pregnant only 6 weeks along the baby didnt have a heart beat, didnt have a brain, no legs, arms, nothing to suggest life. yet was denied an abortion that would allow this child to not have her body further voilanted and out of her control, further trumor from being forced to go through childbirth at 10years old... SHE DID NOT CONSENT TO THIS. WHY DO YOU FEEL THE NEED TO RAPE HER AGAIN BY TAKING AWAY HER RIGHTS.

Well mr men, i hope you too have your rights stripped from you and maybe just maybe if were lucky the smarter sex will cut off your dicks but dont worry consent isnt needed its ours you dont own your body didnt you hear? bodies dont belong to their hosts anymore, have they ever?

better keep one eye open if you live with a women, dont forget that temper they cant control it right? hestria i think you used to call it, hear its making a come back.

[sea-owl]

Bruce and Gordon want Dick and Babs to date again and frankly Clark does not.

Now don't get Clark wrong he's not blind. He sees the potential they have, and he remembers those few years where it seemed like they would be the once in a generation couple whose first love was their last. If Dick and Babs were both single then Clark really wouldn't care.

But Dick isn't single and Kori does not deserve to have her relationship messed with like that. Bruce is gonna hold a grudge against him for this but Clark did go through years of teaching and bonding with Kori for him to stand by while his best friend tried to orchestrate her heartbreak.

"Bruce and Commissioner Gordon want Dick and Barbara to date."

Kori looks up from her drink, a grin on her face. "Wonderful! It will be nice to have another opinion on my plans other then Jason and Stephanie."

Clark stares at his friend. "I'm sorry Kori did I not say that right?" Clark pauses thinking how to reword it. " They want your boyfriend to date another girl."

Kori nods. "And so do I. Richard wants to date both me and Barbara but fears upsetting me. Barbara wants to date Richard and I but doesn't want to ruin our relationship. And I want to date both of them but they are both stubborn."

Kori huffs dropping her head into her hands. "On Tamaran this would not be so difficult."

This caught Clark's attention. "I'm guessing relationships aren't so monogamous then on Tamaran."

"Love is a precious thing. We believe you can love one or many. My own knorfka Galfore was in a relationship with my parents before they passed."

"And marriage?"

Kori bit her lip trying to think of the words. "Marriage is for alliances and. . . leagal benefits."

Clark nodded taking a sip of his drink.

Kori shrugs, "Besides if I am dating both Richard and Barbara then that will make it harder for Bruce to keep denying his feelings for you."

Clark spat out his drink

#look kori has plans and she will make them happen #the stubborn bats just need to listen to their support aliens #dickkoribabs #dickkorybabs #besties clark and kori #clark kent #Kori anders #koriand'r #superman #starfire #slight superbat #kori playing matchmaker for her and her bestie

[ratsoh-writes]

How would the skele guys react to a h/s who treats them like they're their dad? Like they go to them for comfort and sometimes nicknames them "pops" jokingly, but they at one point they confess that it's because their biological dad wasn't that present in their life and the skeles are the closest person they have to resemble how an ideal dad would act like to them? (I hope that makes sense- feel free to ignore this ask!)

Sans: he suprisingly doesn’t laugh it off. Instead sans seems a little bit uncomfortable. He’s lazy and didn’t exactly have a squeaky clean past so he doesn’t feel like the best role model. After a moment of awkwardness, sans will switch back to his lazy grin and reply that papyrus is definitely the better influence

Papyrus: he’s super touched and almost reverently replies that he’d be honored to be your surrogate dad! And papyrus is going to take his role very seriously! Any time you need help with something, he turns it into a lesson. Hanging around papyrus will practically turn you into a future handyman

Star: he stops and turns his face away for just a moment, before turning back and asking if you’re sure? If you say yes, then star will jokingly nickname you son/daughter or even worse..: mini me. Star may be acting silly about it, but he does take his role very seriously. He’ll be there for every important life event, sports games, contest showings, graduations, you name it!

Honey: he’s also really touched! Honey is a domestic family man at his center, so anyone who becomes really close to him is counted as extended family, related or not. It’s really nice to hear someone say they feel the same though! Honey will always be there to give advice or just lend a listening ear.

Red: well sh*t. Red didn’t think you liked him that much. Guess he has more than one sibling to protect now. Because of edge, red knows all the legal loopholes for getting away with really questionable sh*t. It’s probably not the most moral thing to teach a young person, but it is useful

Edge: on the outside edge looks like his normal stern self, but on the inside something has shifted. This weird paternal instinct he’s never had before has suddenly surfaced. Clearly this mean you need to be his sidekick! If you want to call edge dad, then you better earn it! Edge is determined to turn you into a success! If you need help with something, then papa edge will ensure that you become a master at it!!

Mal: oh stars please don’t call him dad, pops, papa or the worst of all (shudder) daddy... mal will have an aneurysm if you do lol. He’s fine just being big bro. Like red, mal is down to teach you some not so leagal stuff if you want it, but he won’t feel the least bit guilty 

Cash: he just gives you a weird look before breaking out into a wide grin and asking if this means you’ll call him daddy now? What have you done. Cash doesn’t act any different. If you need help, you seem fine asking for it yourself. He doesn’t need to push at all

Oak: like sans oak looks a little bit uncomfortable but then it turns into a resigned expression. He laughs and pats your head while relplying that he should’ve seen this coming and that he’s flattered you look up to him. Maybe leave the life skills part to willow though. The only crafty thing oak can do is baking and knitting

Willow: whelp, your name is now kiddo. You can’t change it. It’s official. After the waterworks of course, willow happily jumps into his role of surrogate father. Honestly nothing changes except the nickname. If they let him, willow would mother hen all his friends

#undertale headcanons #undertale imagines #undertale #underswap #underfell #swapfell #horrortale

[yikesharringrove]

tagged by: @lostnoise ty 💕

1. do you prefer writing with a black pen or a blue pen? I write almost entirely in this one specific brand of purple pen (I’ve found it helps with ye olde dyslexia) but black is the second best option. I also have a collection of gel pens, so I like those too.

2. would you prefer to live in the country or in the city? City. But like, a smaller city is okay.

3. if you could learn a new skill, what would it be? Um, like any skill? I have none? I want to learn ASL, though.

4. do you drink your tea/coffee with sugar? When I drink coffee (which is almost never) I put a lil in.

5. what was your favorite book as a child? The Gaspard and Lisa series.

6. do you prefer baths or showers? I’m the fucking worst bc when I shower, I’ll just like, lay down in the tub for a while. So technically shower.

7. if you could be a mythical creature, which one would you be? It’s be cool to be a fairy.

8. paper or electronic books? I’m not a huge reader, so I have a LOT of audiobooks lol. I mean, I love paper books, but I also love on electric books how I can change the font size and color and stuff.

9. what is your favorite item of clothing? My banana skirt, or I have a collection of vintage band shirts from my parents, that are pretty cool. 

10. do you like your name? would you like to change it? My legal name is Abigail and I fucking hate it, but I don’t want to go through the rigor of leagally changing it when everyone jsut calls me Abbi anyway 🤷‍♀️

11. who is a mentor to you? One of my professors. She’s an AMAZING woman, and she’s so wonderful. She and a few other women spoke out against one of their old bosses that sexually assaulted several of them, and they managed to get him fired and kicked off the board of a newspaper he was on. She was the first person I opened up to about my own experiencees after that.

12. would you like to be famous? if so, what for? I think it’d be cool to be really recognizable by a certain group, so like be famous for a niche thing where those fans would recognize you, but not EVERYONE in the world would recognize you. I’d like to be an actor or a musician I think.

13. are you a restless sleeper? oh yee

14. do you consider yourself to be a romantic person? Depends. I can be, but I also don’t really care about romantic things in general.

15. which element best represents you? um, idk. Fire, maybe?

16. who do you want to be closer to? my friends that live three states away.

17. do you miss someone at the moment? my friends that live three states away.

18. tell us about an early childhood memory. My earliest memory is of driving in the car listening to DMX with my mom, which describes her pretty well.

19. what is the strangest thing you have eaten? I’ll put really anythign in my maw. I’ve been lucky to travel a lot and I’ll try anything, so I’ve eaten sheep liver, and bull testicle, and pig brain, and cricket.

20. what are you most thankful for? The opportunities in life I’ve had.

21. do you like spicy food? oh yeah

22. have you ever met someone famous? Yeah, I have some good stories lol

23. do you keep a diary or journal? I try to. It’s helpful for me to write things out, I’m just bad at actually doing it daily. I’ve been keeping one for the past few weeks pretty well though, since there’s been a lot on my mind.

24. do you prefer to use pen or pencil? I fucking hate writing in pencil.

25. what is your star sign? taurus/aries

26. do you like your cereal crunchy or soggy? Crunchy!!!! I only pour a lil cereal in at a time so that it doesn’t get soggy

27. what would you want your legacy to be? That I was kind.

28. do you like reading? What was the last book you read? I’m not a big reader, so again, audiobooks. I just finished Always Look on the Bright Side of Life: A Sortabiography By Eric Idle of Monty Python and I really liked it.

29. how do you show someone you love them? my love leanguage is giving/recieving gifts, so I give a lot of stuff. Like jsut little things, like nice post it notes, or like, by them a coffee or smthn

30. do you like ice in your drinks? depends

31. what are you afraid of? amounting to nothing, that everyone hates me, being a failure, letting my family down. To name a few

32. what is your favorite scent? I realy like floral scents, or good food cooking, or like, pine.

33. do you address older people by their name or surname? If I don’t know them well, it’s title and surname, but I have a lot of middle aged adult friends, so they’re first names always.

34. if money was not a factor, how would you live your life? I’d travel the world.

35. do you prefer swimming in pools or the ocean? I’ve only been in the ocean a few times and I’ve only swam in it twice, but that was to snorkel and my sister and I swam with leopard sharks and it was amazing, but it’s easier to swim in a pool lol

36. what would you do if you found $50 in the ground? If I saw the someone dropped it, I’d give it back, but if not, mine. 

37. have you ever seen a shooting star? did you make a wish? I’ve seen a lot and I wish on all of them.

38. what is one thing you would want to teach your children? To love, to be soft and kind and giving, but to understand when to be hard and put yourself first.

39. if you had to have a tattoo, what would it be and where would you get it? I have a lot of plans. The first one I get is gonna match with my sister, in memory of a friend of ours.

40. what can you hear now? I’m listening to some music

41. where do you feel the safest? In my room in my apartment. I’m subleasing to a friend rn bc I had to move back in with my parents for quarantine :/

42. what is one thing you want to overcome/conquer? My deeply ingrained feelings of not being good enough.

43. if you could travel back to any era, what would it be? I would like to live in the late 60s-early 70s for a bit. See good artists when they were up and coming, go to Woodstock.

44. what is your most used emoji? 🥺

45. describe yourself using one word. cold

46. what do you regret the most? Moving back home, tbh.

47. last movie you saw? I watched Gremlins. I went to the drive in the other day with my sister and we saw The Goonies and Gremlins.

#yikes talks #this was a long one oh whoa

[poisondelight666]

Iv removed my last post as I’m not aloud to post what I like when it’s completely leagal as it offends people. I post stuff cause it’s who I am and what I like and On here I don’t have to hide that. But to have someone make me feel like a awful person, suggesting I’m putting people at harm and don’t know the difference between things isn’t nice. All I did was share the fact I’m excited to see my Daddy soon. Somthing I should be able to do without judgement, especially when I have done nothing wrong. So do me a favour if my stuff offends you don’t look and unfollow me.

[whereyoustand]

Live Show

Summary- You have an Instagram Live that goes wrong. Ashton is there to help and maybe make a spontaneous suggestion.

Warnings- Panic attacks, Swearing, My terrible writing, Talks of depression, Insecurities

PART 1

[Your Instagram live show goes mad with comments as you start to make a cup of tea. At the top of the comments is a pinned message saying 'ask me questions :)']

"Hello everyone." You say. "How are you all?"

[You ask and read the comments and take a sip of your drink. You feel tired but you always do a liveshow on Tuesdays.]

"I'm okay thank you for asking."

[You reply to a few questions asking her how she is.]

[Question- How long have you and Ashton been friends?]

"Me and Ashton have been friends since we were fourteen and now I'm twenty five so eleven years."

[You answer a small smile on your lips.]

[Question- Favourite 5sos music video?]

"Um well I've been in the background of a few of them. I was in Good Girls, She's Kinda Hot, She Looks So Perfect, and also Amnesia. I loved the filming Good Girls, it was so fun! Jet Black Heart is so special because I read some of your stories and it made me cry because you're all so special to the boys and me and I don't like hearing what you went through. I was on the set for that day and meeting all of the people in that video was so nice."

[You smile and you try to look enthusiastic but you feel so drained lately that it's so hard to feel good. You don't want to let it show and upset your viewers.]

[Question- Do you have any funny memories with Ashton?]

"Once, I threw a party when my parents went away and the cops came and shut the place down. Yhe cop was actually a friend's parent and took me, Ash, and our friend on a ride in the car. He let us do shots in the back seat as the siren went off. It was so lit."

[You smile at the fond memory.]

"But we were at the leagal dinking age so it was fine. There is so many more memories but I like holding them in my heart."

[Question- What are the meaning behind your tattoos?]

"Oh good question."

[You're surprised, these questions don't come in usually]

"So I have a bee behind my ear because-"

[You debate telling them it's a nickname Ash gave you. You don't.]

"It's my favourite animal and I also think they're misunderstood and believed to be completely different to what they are. I think I can relate to that. I also have the word 'supernova' on my right rib because I like to remember even the smallest star can be bright and powerful and go out with a bang."

[You lift up your shirt slightly and show it off trying not to show your bra.]

"Um and when it came to the ten year anniversary of mine and Ashton's friendship, we decided to get tattoos. So I have an A on my finger and he has a (Intital) on his rib."

[You show of your right middle finger where the tattoo is.]

"I want to get another one."

[Question- Do you have a favourite moment?]

"Um so on of my favourites is when a viewer came up up to me and she was drunk or high or something and started saying shit like, 'Dude, you look so much like a YouTuber I know.' And I asked who it was and she says my name. So I say 'oh that's funny I'm her' and we had an argument about it being me for like five minuets. But we took a selfie on her phone and she messaged me on  Twitter the next morning and said she doesn't remember it and so I had her come to a meet and greet thing I was doing at the time and she came to that."

[Question- Can you sing something?]

"Um I'll sing a little bit."

[You grab your cup and phone and go to the piano in your office.]

"Um so I'll only sing a verse. This is Bad Habit by Ben Platt."

[You start to play the opening cords.]

"You always said that I'd come back to you again

'Cause everybody needs a friend, it's true

Someone to quiet the voices in my head

Make 'em sing to me instead, it's you

Hate to say that I love you

Hate to say that I need you

Hate to say that I want you

But I do."

[You stop playing suddenly feeling very insecure about you voice. You take a sip of your tea. Despite everyone praising you in the comments you feel off and it makes your skin itch.]

"Sorry guys I'm gonna end this early."

[You wipe your sweaty hands on your jeans as comments of disappointment come through]

"Sorry I'm very busy today. But I'll see you all in my new video. Bye guys, stay strong. I love you. Bye!"

[You turn the live show off]

You double check that it's off and almost start sobbing. You pull your contacts and call up Ashton.

"Hey, I was just watching your live show. It was amazing." He comments when he answers.

"Ash." Your voice is wobbly and he immediately notices.

"What's up?" Ashton starts grabbing his things and gets in his car and starts driving towards your apartment. "Bee I need you to talk to me."

"I don't know what happened." You whimper out. "One moment I was fine and then the next thing I know I was overwhelmed and I couldn't breathe and- Ash why is there no air in here."

"Darling, can you slow down for a second?" Ashton asks sweetly as he puts you on speaker. "I need you to follow my breathing in for five, hold for six, out for seven. Can you do that?"

"Ash," Your words are slurred. "Ash I need you here and I need something." Your breathing becomes erratic and Ashton's heart breaks a little.

"Okay, Bee, I'm round the corner." When Ashton parked he sprinted in and unlocked your door with the spare key you gave him when you first moved in.

Ashton rushed in and ran to your office where he could here soft whimpers and harsh breathing.

"Hey there Bee. I'm here." He kneeled down and softly tapped your hand to see how you would react. When you didn't try to thrash at him, he knew you were okay to be touched. He grabbed your hand and brought it to his own chest. "Follow my breathing, sweetheart. I belive in you."

After you calm your breathing down, Ashton brought you to your bed to calm down.

"I can't keep letting you hurt yourself like this." Ashton says as he cuddles into you. His arms wrap around you and your head is on his chest.

"What do you mean?" You ask quietly.

"You keep hurting yourself because you're under pressure to keep the fans happy but you aren't." Ashton explains as his hands rub your back. "You are having these panic attacks more often and you feel more drained then normal."

"I'm fine-" You try to argue bit the crack in your voice betrays you.

"No you're not." Ashton says and he tilts your head so you can look to him. "I think you should take a break. I can't see my best friend go through this anymore!"

"But I can't let them down." You sigh and look down again.

"I felt like that too but believe me it will do a world of help. Even if it's just a stress free week where we hang out or something, you need a break."

"Okay." You nod as Ashton tightens his grip on you.

"Maybe we should just go on a holiday? Go to Spain or France or Bhutan or something?" Ashton suggested his voice soft as he stroked your arm.

"I still want to go to Bhutan and maybe we can go to Bora Bora as well." You smile as he pulls up his phone.

"Let's do it." He exclaimed.

You unravel yourself from him. "What?"

"Why not? Me and you. Best friend journey. We'll expierence the world. No technology and but some disposalable cameras! What do you say?"

"Can we afford that?" You sigh and get off him. "And we have to book flights and let everyone know and-"

"We'll half if. I pay for flights, you pay for hotels and attractions and we'll figure it out." Ashton sits up and grabs your hand. "If you were my best friend, you'd do this."

"You're an asshole, you know that?" You roll your eyes with a chuckle.

"I know." Ashton laughs. "What do you say?"

You bite your lip as you think.

"Okay." You mumble, your voice quiet as you look down at you hands.

"What?" Ashton asks, excitement in his voice.

"Yes. I'll do it!" You say louder and laugh.

Ashton jumps off the bed and starts jumping around the bed in excitement. "Yes!" He cheers. "We're going to Bhutan and Bora Bora and who knows where!" He grabs your hand and pulls you up to join in. You don't. "I can't wait. You won't regret it!" He kisses your cheek and exits. "I have to call everyone."

As he exits the room, you reach up and place a finger lightly on your cheek, a faint blush crawling onto your face.

Yeah, this might be a good trip.

#ashton irwin imagine #ashton irwin x reader #ashton irwin one shot #ashton irwin #whereyoustand #panic attack #5sos #calum 5sos #luke 5sos #ashton 5sos #michael 5sos #5 seconds of summer #5 second of summer imagines

[iraniq]

Singularity

Barry got downstairs. Bruce had invited him, Diana and Clark for the weekend, since Louise was on a reporting duty, and Clark was a little off, he agreed. And Diana... Well she... Let's say she was free. About Barry... He had no plans in general.

# barry’s pov

I walked in the huge living room. On the... Fancy leather couch there was another boy... With an oversized hoodie, colorful pants and bare feet; eating cereal.

-        Hi...

-        Mmmm... - he mumbled chewing.

-        Tasty, ha... - he didn't made a sound, besides the chewing.

There were steps on the stairs. Melissa appeared, Bruce's daughter... Oh how lovely she was... Even with her short dark hair... Long shirt... More like a short dress... Bare feet... Oh... She is short, not that this matters … people day tall women are prettier, fee ect., but this doesn't mean she isn't living, breathing perfection... “Don’t blush dude, don’t!”

-        What the heck! - she yelled! - You are supposed to be in bed! Your stitches are still healing... – he proceed on chewing.

I was piecefuly sitting at the nearby couch, strongly pretending I am not here!

He suddenly toss the bow on the table... The milk slipped out, he got up and rolled his hoodie up.

-        Jesus ... - I could hear him chuckle, she blushed. - Why you... Uncle Al had to change the pads, and you took them off...

-        If you want me in your bed so badly, you could just tell me!

-        Ugh.... - she then acknoleged me. - Oh... Morning, Barry! - I waved at her.

-        Come on! - he pushed her in the opposite direction and they headed upstairs.

-        Why I can't have a girlfriend like her... Oh... I am hungry! - I headed to the kitchen.

*

It was afternoon already. Diana and Clark were outside at th pool. Sunbathing.

# Diana’s pov

-        I love this place! - Clark gave her the 'judging you' face. - I know, I know... But you can have some fun too... I know... There was an anniversary of your father's death... But he wouldn't want you to suffer and feel down....

-        I know... - he said. - But...

-        Besides that I am sure he will be proud you got yourself a nice life... And that one of your close friends bought your house back fromon the bank...- I made a cute face in his direction.

-        Ha Ha Ha... Keep reminding me that!

-        Come on, he is trying... - I pinched his shoulder. He finally laughed.

There was a light cough. We turned right and saw Barry.

-        Oh, hi, Barry! Ready for some swimming.

-        Damn... This thing is huge! - he squealed when he saw the pool.

I laughed, so did Clak. Barry seemed to lift all our spirits.

Melissa appeared. I felt uncomfortable... Between me an Bruce there was a... Certain tension. Not that we were something... But I felt anxious around his daughter. I know her mother was... Out of the picture, but it didn't make me feel better. Like my presence in general was stealing something.

-        Hey Melissa. - I waved at her. She turned her head at me and smiled, not a smile you made when you are pleased with someone's presence, more like a polite one. She was with her boyfriend. I had no idea how... Bruce didn't killed him by now.

-        Does your father knows you are having company? - Clark teased. I tried to make him stop talking, but he already dropped the bomb, not exactly aware of our “situation”.

-        Well ... - she started - I don't ask him who he fucks... - she looked at me - ... And he doesn't ask me. – her company laughed out loud.

-        Wow... That was...

-        Grown up people talking, Clark! - she remarked.

The boyfriend spoke.

-        What's the old man doing?

-        Testing hyper active guns... - Barry said. It was obvious he had a thing for the young missis Wayne, but was respectfylly doing his best to cover it.

-        No... If they were hyper active, he wouldn't even be there, they respond to even a slight movement...

Now I realized why the boyfriend was still alive. He was having an argument with Barry right now.

-        Come on... Leave the boy alone!

-        Mel...

-        Jack...

-        Fiiine... - he raised his hands and waved getting closer to the table where several guns were lying. He took one, and fired at Bruce. We all froze. I heared him cursing. Melissa laughed. Then her boyfriend throw the gun back to the table and toss her in the pool, jumping after her.

-        Jaaaaack … your stitches … - she yelled, before he kissed her, don’t know about her, but her boyfriend definitely noted Barry’s unfortunate attempts to hide.

*

Alfred appear with some cocktails he made for the guests.

# Clark’s pov

Barry gets super excited when someone brings him food, like a little puppy.

-        I hope these are alcoholil free.

-        Of course they are. - he smiled warmly and handed me one.

-        Uncle Alfred! - the boyfriend yelled.

The old man's hands get shaky, he quickly let the tray on Diana's hands.

The young man quickly got out of the water and headed towards Alfred, hugging him tightly, even lifting him a bit.

-        Oh... - he laughed with a teary eyes. - I haven't seen you in... So long. - he tapped his shoulder.

Melissa was smiling. I knew the Wayne family funded the orphanage, maybe Alfred adopted this boy as a child, or maybe, he was his guardian. in any cases, it was a heart warning to watch. I felt my own eyes got watery, so I looked away.

-        Uncle Al … tell him, he isn’t supposed to be in the water with the stitches.

-        Well … - Alfred was still holding the boyfriend’s hand – He is a tough guy, he will be just fine.

-        Told you! – he smiled at her.

Diana face me a glass with a colorful liquid, Barry was already half through the second huge burger.

-        Where do you put this all? - the boyfriend asked.

-        Hmpf... - Barry said.

-        Yeah... Me too. - he pet himseld. - Do I look good, uncle?

-        I think you should ask your girlfriend, Jack. - Alfred winked at Melissa.

-        How do I look, Love... Do I look bad? - he made a pointing face.

-        Disgustingly horrifying, sir!

-        You ALWAYS know what to say!

-        Yes, like the fact you are not supposed to be in the waster with …

-        I am fine! -  he pinched her cheek, and leaned to kiss her, but she licked his face instead.

-        Hhhm … I don’t know to be grossed or impressed …

Alfred looked away shaking his head.

The three of them laughed. It was definitely an inside joke, obviously Barry got it too. He almont choked on laughing.

I saw Bruce coming in the distance.

*

Melissa and Jack were... Hugging... If you call grabbing someone's ass... A hug...

# Mel’s pov

My dad was heading our way. I am sure J saw him, because he was fast to  squeeze my ass, I as a fair player, I did the same.

-        Hi, old man. - he teased my dad.

-        Ha... - he laughed awkwardly - I am still getting used to your normal hsircolor. - I am sure after this remark of his, everyone imagined Jack in crazy red-purple shades.

-        I am even growing my eyebrows back, look! - he pointed at them, I ccouldn't resist but pet one. He purred.

By the roll of my dad's eyes I got he was uncomfortable. Not that I wanted to be around him... Not because he was childish in love with Diana, but because the fact that be still treated me like a child, and Jack like a bloodthirsty pedophile, although he was only 7 yars and a month older than me.

-        How’s the cabin in the woods? - Alfred saved the silence.

-        I am getting there... It took me 3 and a half years to pick the perfect place. It's... I am getting done... Soon!

-        Ha... Your soon is million years away. – I teased.

-        Shush!

I chuckled and looked away. Barry had almost ate the plants in the vase. Diana and Clark were looking at us, styding. As I made a grymase, thy both looked away. My dad started a small talk with Clark, right after he asked Barry if everything was OK.

Barry was now the "son". The son he always wanted and never had, although for a while he was a leagal guardian of a boy – Jason. After Alfred did his official guarding of the 13 years old Jack, he was 6 when uncle Al got him; my dad took him under his wing. The brilliant genius. "Such knowledge must not be wasted!" - he loved to say. I am not smart, not evn handy, clumsy and shit is my superpower. As a child I was mad I wasn't allowed in the boys workshop. Uncle Alfred loved to say, my dad was giving Jack the love they took away from him... Unfortunately as Jack decided that 16 years old me, he was 23 and already in crime, was an amazing future wife material, my dad cut him short. Jack and Jason had agreed to voulenteer in the crime world, so they could help the one and only great hero of Gotham - Batman, to save the city... Little they knew, if it wasn't on his terms he didn't agree. Jason cut all connections with us, as I know he somtimes calles my prince... but just sometimes.

Now... My love was an object of hate, hate that coms within, the faliar of one’s parenthood. 2 years ago we had a huge fight, he purposely shot J one night, and I told him, if he had hurt J again, I would run away with him, and live in his world. My dad got a change of heart. Uncle Al was beyond happy, he could see his... Well J wasn't exactly his son, but after my dad turned super dark and depressed and pushed the world away, including us, that was a second chance for uncle to have a proper family.

I felt a pinch on my hand.

-        I am talking to you, Mel!

-        Oh... I am sorry I was thinking...

-        You can do this?

-        Don't be a dick J!

-        I... - Uncle coughed in the right moment. He had this superpower of knowing when we will say something stupid. - ... Apologize... - he said and looked at Alfred. He nod his head in approval.

-        Well I guess we all can have lunch now... - my dad started.

-        How about we test for guns?

-        Maybe later Jack...

-        Oooh... So unfair! – Jack made a pretend cry face - I let you fix my car, and now you don't let me fix your guns...

-        You already have advantage enough... - my dad looked at me, so did J and kissed me pasionatly, I can tell all looked away. – Mel is not a price, but … Fair enough. - he laughed .. his way!

Sometimes he can't help himself. After all this years... It's beyond him sometimes.

*

They all jumped in their seats. Alfred sighed with heavy heart. But Bruce was fast enough.

# Bruce pov.

-        Hey it's OK! - I signaled Diana and Clark, Barry seems to be totally in awe.

-        But... - Diana started, a little worried.

-        Yes, it's him! - I said and looked at Clark, he was calm, although our complicated past he trusted me, probably because i bought him his house back from the bank.

-        Upsy Daisy... – he giggled, but it sill came out as himself.

-        Please don't laugh again... It gives me the chills. - he frowned, but obeyed. - Yes... - I signed looking at the shocked Diana. I pinched the bridge of my nose, then rubbed my neck...

-        That's the Joker! - Barry suddenly realized what's going on and screamed.

-        Boo... - J hissed at him and Barry jumped.

-        Don't be childish! – I remarked.

-        Don't be rude! - there she was again, always taking his side.

-        Melissa...

-        Father! ... Yes, he is... Him! - she pointed at him like he was some royalty, he did a little bow, I hate how dramatic they are! - Chill he is OK, he is having some time off...

-        He lives here.... And he is her boyfriend?- Diana was still shocked,

-        We…

-        No! – he stopped her and whispered something in her year, then she chuckled and hug him. Barry was yet again wondering what's going on. Clark was already back at his seat, finishing his cocktail,

-        I think I need an alcohol one now...

-        I can make you a killer one! - J winked at him.

Clark looked at me, I nod my head, he got up and gave his glass to J. The anniversary of his father’s death hit him hard.

-       What’s your poison of choice? – he asked.

-       Surprise me!

-          But he is a bloodthirsty killer! - Diana screamed.

-        Yes, and your people did not kill every man set food on your island, just because they found it...

-        Melissa...

-        Don't Melissa me dad, I am right, also - restrain your girlfriend.

-        I am not...

-        You are!

-        ... Girlfriend... – Diana said in low voice.

-        Oooh... What a shame. - he laughed... This maniac laughter. It haunts me in my dreams too, like the things that haunts me aren't enough... - That was a black dot in your bright future! – the clown looked at me, useing my favorute remark on mysel.

Melissa poked him and he shut up.

-        One... Unhealthy alcoholic cocktail coming your way... I doubt you have a problem with this, it’s not that you can get drunk...

-        My girlfriend is on a healthy diet and I am supporting her.

-        Please... She probability got some nasty ideas form the internet... I will write you a healthy diet, not many involved alchohol, but some not exactly forbid specific ones.

Clark looked surprised, Diana was still shocked, Barry looked hungry, and... Alfred and Melissa were proud.

-        He is vegan... And is good at healthy stuff... - I shrugged, as much as i hated him, I couldn’t deny the truth.

 *

Jack was back with the cocktail, pen and paper ready for the interview.

# Alfred pov

We were all gathered around the pool. Jack brought some energy bars for Barry. And a cocktail for Clark, it smelled like poisonus alchohol mix.

I smiled, the Joker sat next to Superman, and started asking him about Louis, body structure thing, habits, daily routine, preferences on food, guilty pleasures... He wrote them all down and started calculating. I am on the same healthy diet myself. I look around 50, which is big win, as I am actually 64, Mel stopped eating meat 3 years ago, to keep up with his tempo. Bruce also, but he was hiding it. His open fatherhood wound was still bleeding.

Diana wasn't pleased, Bruce was talking to her, couple of meters away. Barry already ate the bars and was sneaking to hear their conversation.

-        Maybe you can make her some epic dinner... You travel a lot, why not gather ingredients from everywhere, it will be a blast.

-        Oh... That's an idea. - Clark smiled.

-        So... You are expert on...this? - Barry, asked.

-        Well... - he looked at Mel, she blushed - I have done it soo many times... look Melissa for example! – he pointed at her, she looks not more then 15, exactly the girls I like. – he said this out loud, for the open public of 2 in the distance. His hatred would probably never heal as well. - Aw... Why you pinched me!

The kids kept on playfuly barking at each other. Bruce somehow convinced Diana not to freak out. Barry was sitting next to J, soaking every word he said, like his life depended on this.

I was happy, all my kids were together and happy.

I remember when I first met the 6 years old Jack, hiding under the bed, with a knife, he was accused of assault on one of the other kids, it turns out he was protecting his room mate in the orphanage. I knew it right there when I saw him, he was just like Bruce, but a little more violent and an idea more brilliant.

I remember when he first met Melissa. She was 9 and he was 16. The way he looked at her. I knew this will end in love.

-        So... - Barry's voice got me out of my trans. - You are the Joker...

-        I am Jack today, I have couple of weeks off, can't you see my hair. And I also have eyebrows! - he pointed at them and Melissa tried to pet one again, but he stopped her.

-        So... You... Live here, you are kinda... Alfred's kid... And he is Batman... And you...

-        Fuck his daighter...

-        J! - she screamed.

-        What, I thought we were grown up peole...

-        God... – she exhaled.

-        He is, kinda. – J pointed at Clark, who smiled in response. – Oh, you meant the other one … Of course he is busy, otherwise you were gonna bother him all the time...

The two of them kept the scandal going....

*

After the disaster at the pool Bruce left for his room, Clak got out for a run and Barry went with Diana to help Alfred make the dinner.

# J’s pov

-        So... - obviously I had to start the conversation.

-        So?

-        You didn't answer my question.

-        Which one?

-        Did the league of shadows knows about our little charade here?

-        No.

-        Are you sure?

-        Yes I am sure J...

-        I know this must be...

-        Hard for me? ... That I thought my mother was dead and suddenly she comes and she is "Hi, I am Talia, and I am the daughter of Ra's Al Ghul, the leader of the League of Shadows... And I know you are playing this silly charade, and if you are good at it and never stop you and the city will be allowed to live...

-        I wouldn’t exactly say it like that, but yes … That was indeed nuts, but we do what we have to do...

-        Nuts... Come on... Do you know what's nuts... Jason... Was chasing himself as Robin and the Red Hood...

-        It was hilarious... - I laughed, she smiled, although she tried to hid it, but I saw.

-        At least he is happy now.

-        Yes!

-        How is he?

-        Fine, under his management there is no rape in his town of operation, the prostitution of underaged girls is also almost gone, I helped on this one! - I wikned at her. - People are frightened but definitely safer. Joker and Red Hood are unstoppable team.

-        I know, thank you Love! - she blushed.

-        Sometimes he asked how you are, how's Uncle Alfred. But just sometimes.

-        Yes... - she smiled.

-        Don't be blue, you knew he was ... Wacko from day one.

-        I know... - she came closer and sat in my lap.

-        What you say... We run away of here...

-        J...

-        Just for day or 2, I want to show you my progress on the cabbin in the woods.

-        No unexpected surprises?

-        No, I promise...

-        You sure...

-        Oh... You read me like an open book... Maybe... Just maybe a little proposal... But I haven't decided yet. - I bite her year.

-        Jack Napier... You are a horrible person!

-        You too Melissa Wayne…. Although I like the name Mrs. Napier more on you.

-        Thank you for not using my other name.

-        I can't even say it, you are named after your grandmother, and the second one means "Light".

-        Yes...

-        Do you think your dad will sneak his girlfriend in here.

-        I am sure he already did...

-        Neat...

-        Obviously we the Waynes have a thing for pedophiles... - she is so cute and hot when she is sarcastic. - ... She is probably twice his age... No 3 times, she was already an adult when the second world war happend...

-        OK... Change of subject...

-        Yes, I will run away with you in your sweet cottage in the middle of nowhere...

-        If your mother is truthful to her word and kills her father, with the help of you and me... Jason will so help us as well … One day we will be able to really go there and never come back!

-        I would love this! - she leaned closer and kissed my nose.

-        Till then we will plot.

-        We will. - she smiled.

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[coweydoesdrawing]

“Are you purring?”

Dark would play with his hair sometimes.

Never when they were cuddling, and never for long. They would see Wil walking through the hall, and would ruffle his hair as they made their way past him. During more intimate times, they would tug at the cotton candy like curls, and he didn’t mind that. But it was one day, when Dark was working in their office, that they realized it.

Wilford was on their lap, wrapped up in a blanket, asleep. It was an early morning, Friday, and the bubblegum man had the day off from shooting - something about the lights needing to be replaced - so he stayed with his boyfriend. Wil couldn’t sleep without them, nightmares plagued him and made him restless without their touch.

So Dark was working with him held close. Their chin was rested on his head; and while one hand was on the table, the other was rubbing his back soothingly. After reading over a leagal claim for the fifth time that morning and deciding it was complete gibberish, Dark needed a break. They laid back against the chair and sighed. Something soft...Something soft sounded nice right now.

They looked down and saw the pink curls of Wilford’s hair peeking under his blanket, and they gently moved the make-shift hood of fleece from his head, starting to toy with his hair with a smile. It was then that a soft purr filled the room, a low noise, but they didn’t have pets...Did they? The egos were instructed to never bring any animals in the house without permission, as Dark’s boyfriend could become attached, and they just couldn’t say no to his pout.

So where was it coming from?

Wil nuzzled against their chest and cooed, opening his sleepy eyes to look up at them. He leaned against their hand, and then the purring started again, and Dark realized that maybe, the noise was coming from the delicate man in their arms.

“Are you purring?” The man nodded a yes in response, smiling up at them with tired, yet sparkling eyes. “Like that...When you do that...” His voice was quiet, that told Dark that he was embarrassed to admit such a thing. “You like when I play with your hair?” Another nod.

“Feels nice, makes me happy...” The words trailed off as Wilford struggled to keep his eyes open, and Dark felt as if their heart would burst. This must have been illegal, the way he made them feel. “Sleepy...” his head lulled to the side, and they gently moved it back against their chest; they simply couldn’t have him hurt his neck.

Soon he was gone again, and Dark was cradling him even closer, continuing to play with his hair and watch him sleep peacefully. They realized it, then, with the adorable figure curled up in their arms, and their eyes shining with admiration:

Wilford Warfstache. Their boyfriend, perhaps the love of their life, was most definitely a cat trapped in a human’s body.

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[its-me-im-coraline]

FP Jones & Reggie Mantle | Just take care of her.

Count of words: 1018

Warnings: huge age gap (all of them are leagal here), some swearing

A/N: hope this is good... I’m sorry it took me so long ♥ 

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@tayrae515

Could you do one where reader is BFF with Reggie since birth and he’s super protective over her. She has been hiding that she is a serpent and is madly in love with FP Jones. Reggie finds out and is mad and starts fighting with fp reader gets annoyed and leaves to go do a job for the gang and gets hurt some how. Reggie and Fp put there differences aside to be there for reader because they both love you just in different ways. Really bad explanation but your so amazing. You got this 😉😂💕

It was a very strange life you got there. You were living in the South Side and was raised like a Serpent, by your father, but you were attending school in the other side of Riverdale, that was considered the ‘right’ side as well, and concluded the east, north and west side of the town. No matter how strange it seemed, it was all your mother’s wish, saying you didn’t diserve to be treated like a child criminal or something. You never really complained, you didn’t mind. You actually made friends, well, one mostly. You were friends with Reggie Mantle, one of the school’s jocks, when you were just in kindengarden and now you were forced to hung around his jock friends as well, even if high school was over. He was a good guy, honestly, as long as you were concerned. He was always very nice and gentle when it came to you, he would even let you punch him with all you got whenever you got mad at him and he wouldn’t even defend himself. He would just let you and try to hug you, something that usually calmed you down. He was super protective of you, really, and you, for once didn’t mind.

The only time you were pretty disturbed by Reggie being so over protective was when he would get involved in your love life. It furstraded you that he would always say, ‘Not this one. Nope I don’t like him. Nope, not him.” And more things like that. It was quite annoying, while the only thing you wanted to do was to slap him across the face. I mean, you could understand that he felt obligated to keep you safe, but there was only so much he could do without having you pushing him away. There were so many things you didn’t tell him. You thought it was better if you kept them to yourself. For example you weren’t sure how happy he ould be finding out you are a sepent, and you were certently scared of how he would react if he knew that you liked FP Jones, let alone that you had a secret relationship with him. To be honest, it wasn’t really a secret, it was more like a truth only the serpents knew. Well, when I put it that way, it was a secret but the one’s not aware of that  were only your friends by the ‘right’ side of Riverdale. But it wasn’t going to be hidden for long.

It was yet another quiet night when you and FP would have your little ‘getway’, as he called it. Usually you would just drive somewhere quiet and talk, or just admire the stars in each other embrace. Tonight, though, he wanted to do something different. After Pop’s was empty and it was later at night, the two of you would go there and enjoy some milkshakes accompanied with some burgers and curly fries. So, after most people had left the small dinner, you and FP walked in, hand in hand, and sat in a booth towards the back. It was all fun and games, until a familiar raven haired boy, going by the name of Reggie. “YN, what the hell are you doing with this man?” The boy asked, anger evident in his voice. “Reggie-” “No, no, stop. Get away from this man. He is a fucking serpent!” He yelled, grabbing your arm in an attempt to pull you away. “So am I, Reg. I am  serpent as well so let me be.” You said, finally revealing this to your best friend, already feeling like you dissapointed him. “What? When? How? Why didn’t you tell me?” “I am a serpent. Since birth. I didn’t tell you cause I thought you would either fear me or get mad at me.” you explained, annoyance dripping in your voice. “You’re damn right I am mad. You are a fucking serpent. But that’s not much of the point. What are you doing with this man?” he questioned you again, the question mostly thrown towards FP. “I am currently taking her on a date, so if you don’t mind, we would like some alone time.” Replied FP, finally talking after the little convo of you and your best friend. It didn’t take long for the two to start a new convo, though, something that made you simply run away from both, and avoid them with all you had.

After running for a while you ended up at Archie’s house, due to a text he sent you just a couple of minutes before. Turns out that the gang wanted you to help them with something, they wanted you to do the dirty work (a/n somebody’s gotta do it. dirty work. so we’re getting to it.... ok i shut up now...)  as usual, but you didn’t mind. You needed to take your mind off of everything that happened that night, underrestimating the danger while at it. And, that is how you ended up in the hospital, with a broken leg, arm, wounds and bruises all over. You didn’t even understand how it happened, all you knew was the pain shooting all over your body and the fact that you needed the two men you loved the most by your side.

You fell asleep pretty fast after being taken to the hospital, and where surprised to see; or better hear, FP and Reggie talk inside your hospital room, each holding one of your hands. You didn’t hear much, but what you did hear was enough to bring a smile on your face. “So, you love her?” “I do, with all my heart, kid. She is my life,” FP said, tightening his grip on your hand, just a little bit. “I love her too. So, you know how it goes; you hurt her, I hurt you,” Reggie warned and the man sitting opposite of him chuckled. “Not sure you can do that kid, but I love her too much to hurt her,” he replied, leaving a sweet kiss on your forhead. “Just take care of her. She’s all I have.” “I will.”

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[they-called-her-a-tornado]

At the risk of sounding like a Special Snowflake(TM) please tell me I’m not the only one who hates being divided into ‘genereations’. Maybe it’s fine if you are born squarely in the middle of a generation, but I was born in 1997, and no one can agree if that is Millenial or Gen Z, but I don’t feel like either?

I watched a buzzfeed video where they described generations, and they put 1997 as the last year of millenials. Then they described the most influencial events for each generation, and they described the most influencial event for millenials as 9/11 and for Gen Z, the leagalization of Gay Marriage in the US and Obama’s election and how that’s a normal part of life and don’t recognize the significance. (Obviously the video was US centric).

But like? Both of those are wrong? For me at least. I was 3 1/2 when 9/11 occured, I don’t have any memory of it, I don’t have a memory of the world before it. All I’ve ever known is a post 9/11 world, but at the same time, I was 11 when Obama became president. I remember G.W Bush, I remember why the election of a black man was considered historic, I remember why it was so important and such a big deal. I knew it wasn’t something that had happened before. I was almost 18 before gay marriage was legalized in the US, my childhood was ending, it had no influence on my upbringing, I went to my best friend’s mom and stepmom’s wedding and knew exactly why they had gone to NYC to get legally married before celebrating in Texas with all their family and friends. 

There is a big deal about millenials being the last to remember a time before the internet and Gen Z being internet natives and never knowing a time without it, and again, that’s just wrong for me. Yes, I don’t know what it feels like to have to use dial up, but at the same time I didn’t have all of this technology younger Gen Z’s had. In away, technology grew up along side us. We went through our awkward stages together, went from clunky and awkward and slow to fast and incredible in the time it took me to get from kinder to senior year). My kindergarten classroom I don’t beleive had a computer and if it did, it was clunky and slow and not for students. I saw overhead projectors and rolling TV’s to smartboards and projectors, to my senior year  everyone being issued a personal laptop. 

Idk, I think bridging the gap between any generation is weird, but I feel like so much has changed over the last 20 years that the gap between millenial and gen z is huge and for those of us stuck in the middle, who share traits from both and have traits of our own, it can feel kind of isolating to be grouped with a huge group of people we are nothing alike. My childhood was nothing like my 30 year old millenial cousin’s or like my 10 year old gen z neighbor’s, and basically I hate how broad generations are. 

edited to add that I just saw I thing grouping me with gen z and it being ‘most of gen z kids say they can’t live without youtube’ and like yes i can, youtube didn’t even become a big popular thing until i was in my pre/teens like i didn’t grow up with youtube being a constant or ‘youtuber’ being a career option, so yes it’s nice and there are channels I enjoy, but it hardly defined my life

#generations #millenials #generation z #May 2017

[ask-the-chan-family]

Wrangler double attorney

Inside the kitchen area, Wrangler was right in the middle of making dinner for both himself and his close friend Prosecutie. Usually Wrangler make dinner at a later time when Prosecutie come home late from work, but when he got a letter from Prosecutie, saying that he was inviting over a guest he know, he figured that he make dinner a little early than he was plan. Wrangler was right in the middle making a spinach carrots lasagna special, but was missing a very important ingredient that he need to complete the dish, he look through the fridge and hope that he had any extra. While looking through the fridge, Wrangler heard the doorbell ringing and was shock that Prosecutie friend was early, he place the important ingredient by the counter and head over to the front door. Once he reach the front door, he look at the seeking hole and see who it was, but when he look at the pony, it was none other than Prosecutie, wearing his signature scarf and sunglasses. Wrangler was confuse to why Prosecutie was knocking at the door, he know that he always carry the house keys when leaving, but he did remember one time that Prosecutie lock himself out of the house for a day, until he got back from his trip. Wrangler heard the doorbell again and let the pony come inside, he look at Prosecutie walk inside normally, then look around the place, Wragler was curious of what he was doing, but gave his good Prosecutie a welcome hug. Wrangler: it’s good to see you home early Prosecutie, I though you said in your letter that you was going to be stuck at work all day Prosecutie: At first I was, but I was lucky to finish work early and came straight home here Wrangler: well it nice that you was able to finish work early, but I’m curios to why you was using the doorbell, instead of using your house key to come inside Prosecuite: I must the left my house keys at the office, you know how I can be whenever I rush into things in a hurry Wrangler: I kinda figure that, well since your home a little early, maybe you can help me in the kitchen and finish baking a spinach carrots lasagna I’m making for dinner Prosecutie: …. Sigh baking sound boring and a lot of work Wrangler, why not we do something else and have some fun Wrangler: but you always like baking with me, especially when we do it together Prosecutie: *face palm* your right Wrangler, I guess I kinda forgot about that, silly me. Now then let hit the kitchen and finish this dinner you’re making Wrangler was starting too worried about Proseceutie, he see that he was acting a little strange, especially the part that he kept on calling him Wrangler instead of his usual nickname. Wrangler figure that Prosecutie must be tired from a long day of work and could be acting a little weird, so no harm as of yet. When both of them are in the kitchen, Wrangler place the important ingredient in the spinach carrots lasagna and then have it ready, to place it in the oven. Before he even start the oven up, he look at Prosecutie and notice that he was sitting on the floor doing nothing, except starring at him with a lewding look in his eyes, which make Wrangler face all blush. Wrangler did his best not to think about it and continue placing the lasagna in the oven and set the timer to bake. When he was all done, he look and see that Prosecutie wasn’t there anymore, he wonder where Prosecutie had gone and start searching for him in the kitchen. He search for a quick moment, until he found him sitting on the kitchen table, while wearing some long stripes stockings. Wrangler was now starting worried about Prosecutie condition and start asking him to see if he was doing alright Wrangler: um Prosecutie, are you doing alright, you haven’t been acting yourself since you got here Prosecutie: oh I’m doing fine Wrangler, what make you think I’m not Wrangler: well besides forgetting your house keys, you didn’t feel like baking with me, you act a little different than you usually act and lastly Prosecutie: what the last part Wrangler: you haven’t call me Wrango since you came home Prosecutie sense that Wrangler was getting subspecies of his new attitude and need to do something quick, he got up from the kitchen table and start walking around circle, where Wrangler in the middle. Prosecutie: come now Wrango, you can’t think there something different with me, it me, your best friend Prosecutie, the only one that care for you *he jump on Wrangler back* the only one that know everything that make you blush Prosecutie start to mess around with one of Wrangler ears, which make Wrangler all blush again. Wrangler move around a little and force Prosecutie to fell on the floor. Wrangler look at Prosecutie in the face and start asking him more question Wrangler: I know you’re in there Prosecutie, but you have to stop acting silly please Prosecutie: *he laugh* the only one that acting silly right now *boop wrangler nose* is you Wrangler start to blush even more and sat on the ground, while holding his nose. Wrangler look and Prosecutie was coming back for more, not sure what to do next, but start moving backward, Prosecutie kept on walking towards him, until Wrangler hit the kitchen wall and had nowhere else to go. Wrangler was all nervous when Prosecutie finally approach him and wasn’t sure of what he was up to, Wrangler try to think up an excuse, so that Prosecutie could stop. Wrangler: Prosecutie, are you sure you need to do this, we can just talk about our day and Prosecutie: oh we already done that Wrango, now I’m in the mood for real fun. Wrangler: *he blush* what exactly the kind of fun your planning to do Prosecutie whisper in Wrangler of what he going to do with him, after hearing everything of what he said, Wrangler face was bright red as of Applejack Apples. Wrangler was so blush that he try to run away, but Prosecutie see what he was doing and use his magic to hold him still. Prosecutie show his sinister smile toward him and start to laugh a little, knowing that he was going to have a lot of fun with Wrangler. Just when Prosecutie prepare for his fun, both Wrangler and Prosecutie overheard some footstep and see who was entering in the kitchen. When they look, it was known other than Prosecutie, coming back from a long day from work and was a little surprised to see of what going on, not only was he surprised, but Wrangler as well. Wrangler: Prosecutie, what are you doing here Prosecutie: I was coming home from work, what are you doing with … well with me Other Prosecutie: I’m right in the middle of having fun with my Wrangler Prosecutie: what do you mean your Wrango, he’s my friend Other Prosecutie: he’s mine friend too *he use his magic to drag Wrangler and hug* and he like me more than a fake version of you Prosecutie: fake version, you listen here whatever you are, there nothing fake *he use his magic and put on a fashionable clothing* when you look this good Other Prosecutie: *he let Wrangler go and then walk towards the other Prosecutie* oh please, anyone can put some fancy mancy clothing and say I’m gorgeous Prosecutie: if you think it so easy, I dare you to try Other Prosecuite: oh I don’t need to, I know I’m hundred times better than Prosecutie: *he is head to head with the other Prosecuite* I gave you a dare, so you better accept it or your nothing more than a coward Other Prosecutie: you dare calling me a coward Prosecutie: I’m looking at one aren’t I? Wrangler see the two Prosecutie were about to face off and had to do something, he walk in front of them and did his best to stop them Wrangler: hold on you two, you don’t need to fight, we all can talk about this, without anyone getting harm Prosecutie: ………. I guess your right Wrango Other Prosecutie: for once I would agree too Wrangler: …….. Sigh, I’m glad that you two would agree with me Prosecutie: yes Wrango, but there is one thing we need to do, before we do anything else Other Prosecuite: and it involve with you Wrangler: oh and what is that Just before he could finish his sentence, the two Prosecuite kiss Wrangler on the cheek, which caught him out of guard. Wrangler face was super blush red and couldn’t say anything else, before he try to say anything else, he faint a little and lay on the ground. The two Prosecuite look at Wrangler for a moment and then start to laugh together. They laugh for a little while, until one other started to talk. Prosecuite: wow that sure was a lot of fun Other Prosecutie: indeed it was, I told you that little prank of ours was going to be a lot of fun, did you see his face when you came in and he was seeing another you, priceless Prosecuite: it sure was, just hope Wrango be alright, I never expect him to be so blush that easily Other Prosecuite: oh he going to be fine, just give him a few minute to rest and he should be back to normal. Prosecutie: speaking of normal, how long you be in that form for Other Prosecutie: oh I can change whenever I feel like, just give me a moment *he stood still for a moment and then conjure some magic which change her back to her demon pony self again* man it good to be my beautiful self, it was fun acting like you, but I did miss seeing me Prosecuite: *he laugh* as always Nova, you never stop surprising me Nova: it kinda my specialty, the mistress of surprises, speaking of which, I was surprised that you never knew that I was shape shifter Prosecutie: you brother did told me that once, I wasn’t sure you was able to do it, until you show it to me at a dinner party, when you disguise yourself as one of the princess Nova: Princess Celestia and my big brother wanted to hang out together that, he ask me a favor to cover for his wife and as a good sister, I done that favor him. Of course that doesn’t mean I won’t stop me from causing a little trouble *she laugh* Prosecutie: I pretend that you didn’t say that, for leagal issue. But any case, will you stay for dinner, once Wrango wake up from his nap, you can introduce him better Nova: I could do that or *she change her head to look like Wrangler* or I can surprise him again, by looking at his own face. Prosecutie: Nova Nova: hey, a girl can’t help having a little fun now and then The End This little short was done for ask-prosecuite I was talking with Prosecutie about Thomas little sister Nova and some of the ability she had as a shape shifter, not only she can transform into a dragon or any kind of creature, but she can disguise herself of anyone she see. Prosecutie gave me an idea of what if Wrangler met Nova as Prosecuite and after that, this story came in. I had a little too much fun writing this story and hope everyone enjoy the read. Hope you like Prosecutie

#ask uncle #fan fiction #fan fic writing #My Little Pony #mlp oc #ask prosecutie

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11 Ways to Beat The Winter Blues

Winter blues is not something to take lightly. Seasonal affective disorder is a real thing. It gets into your soul and has you in auto-mode. That’s not a life to live. Let’s be present this winter. 11 ways to beat the winter blues.

1. Sign up for over time or ask for more hours.

Now i know you’re saying, “girl you crazy for that” but you already know why. Sometimes having a job is the only motivation for adulting. To open your eyes and face the day. What’s better motivation than making more money? Accumulating money in that savings will be great for fun things or go on a vacation. If that doesn’t help make you feel better then keep reading i suppose! With more mula, you can afford more! Which brings me to my next point!

2. Tanning!

To my tanning hunnies, feels nice huh? Get some heat into your body! It’s also relaxing. If you’re against the idea of the uv rays, get a spray tan! It will create a summery vibe illusion and trick your brain into being a little more happier. If being darker isn’t for you, try a sauna! Not only are you getting some warmth, but you’re sweating out toxins!

3. Working out!

Those of you who know me know that I’ve been on a health and fitness journey so of course I’m going to bring up working out. Working out creates seritonin and that shit makes you happy. “Exercise gives you endorphins, endorphins make you happy, happy people don’t kill their husbands. They just don’t.” -Leagally Blonde. Working out helps to make you more confident in your own skin which I think everyone should! So do some squats, burpees and take a selfie. ;)

4. Send a letter to your closest friends.

Getting a hand written letter is so meaningful. It doesn’t require much money or time and can make such a difference. Explain how much they mean to you. How your relationship has blossomed. Not only will they appreciate it, you will remember how lucky you are to have such a great friend.

5. Music and dancing.

This is honestly going to be one of the best for me personally. I’m planning on singing loudly in my car and dancing after workouts before showers. How do you not feel a little better after that? Ahhhh just thinking of it makes me feel good. Being goofy with singing and dancing is the best.

6. Meditate/pray.

For my believers out there. Pray!!! I know it’s easy to forget! I do it in my car most days! For my loves who don’t pray, meditating is wonderful. It really helps to stay grounded. If you don’t know how, there are apps for that. Look up “guided meditation”.

7. Eat more veggies and fruits.

I know it can be hard but come onnnnnn. You need it. You’re body will thank you. And then you’ll thank yourself. So just force feed ya self mates and then you’ll learn to love them!

8. Goal list.

Make a goal list for the cold months. That will help to get you motivated and keep chugging right along.

9. Reading and crafts.

Reading helps to escape sometimes. Even if it’s a magazine or picture book honestly. Get creative, man! Create something with your hands. You’ll be proud even if it’s ugly. Make something for someone. People love homemade stuff.

10. Baking/ cooking!

Baking is great. Get those nice aromas going through the house. Give away those treats! People love baked goods. Cooking! Make home cooked meals. Get those veggies in there, mates.

11. Comedy night!

Have a board game night or go to a comedy club! Comedy movies are always a good time also. Come on now, have you seen she’s the man? (If not, go watch it asap) Make sure you get those laughs in. Life is good. Life is funny. You can laugh. As my one of my sergeants once said, “a good laugh before 8am is good day”. ;)

I know im not an expert of anything (lol) but words go a long way. If this helps one single person, I’ve done good. Love you all. Please take care. Peace.

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Do I have to give my Friend the car insurance details?

Me, my partner and my friend were in a car accident involving a polish driver who drove into the side of us. We exchanged details and my insurance company have been attempting to contact the polish insurance company with no luck. The accident happened in October and they has still had no luck.    My friend said she wasnt hurt but was gonig to make a claim for whiplash. I told her she shouldnt make a false claim and I asked her not to as it would prob come out of my insurance as the polish company were not gettnig back to us. She agreed she wouldnt make a claim.    She has since lost her job and spoke to me today saying she has spoken to a company who is going to make the claim for her. She has asked for the insurance details for the polish company as it was there fault and she says she doesnt need any details from me.     Firstly - do I leagally have to give her the details for the polish driver/ insurance? and if she has no luck there will I have to give her my details so she can claim on my insurance? I know she isnt hurt and it just annoys me she could be putting my insurance up if she makes a claim against me!      Any advice would be useful! Thanks

""I am 26 and currently a student and i dont have a job,i was looking for an affordable health insurance.?""

I am 26 and currently a student and i dont have a job,i was looking for an affordable health insurance.?""

I'm pregnant and my insurance sucks?

It has done me absolutely no good in having insurance because they don't want to cover anything (not even my ultrasound!) and they want to charge me a copay every single time I go to the doctor (which has been a lot lately). I'm drowning here.. Does anyone know of a program I can sign up for that would help me through my pregnancy/delivery? I live in California and I've heard of some but I'm not sure which would be the right one. Thank you

""Condo Insurance in Tampa, Florida Needed ASAP?""

Now that State Farm Insurance will no longer be providing home or condo insurance, does anyone know another company that has reasonable insurance? I am not necessarily looking for the cheapest but want a reliable one that will PAY if I actually have a claim!""

How are AARP Insurance rates?

What are their rate like compared to other auto insurance companies

Where can i find cheap moped insurance?

i have just applied for my license and i am going to get a 50cc moped (WK Wasp 50). i was looking around for the price of full comprehensive insurance and the cheapest is around 650... is this cheap? please advise me on any cheap firms thanks!

Is it ok to work for insurance company?

is it ok to work for insurance company?

How can anyone afford private health insurance in USA?

I'm thinking about going into private business in the USA, but I'm concerned about how to insure myself with health insurance. The policies I'm seeing are extremely expensive, and the deductibles are quite high. How do people who start their own business manage?""

Will I be able to get health insurance to cover this?

I am about to graduate from college and have not been covered by insurance regularly in many years, for a short time I was on a California county-supported low-income type of insurance program but it automatically runs out every few months if you don't reapply evidently... Anyways, I'm about to graduate and move back to Oregon. I have some kind of hip/tendon injury that I need to go to the doctor for and have checked out...but because I don't have insurance, and this is an old injury already, is there any way I'm going to find health insurance to help me pay for this? Or am I just completely screwed and destined to limp around for the rest of my life??? because there's no forseeable way that I'll be able to afford my own health care any time soon, I'll be paying off my student loans for the next few years. I also doubt that I will be able to find a job that offers health coverage in my field so that's not looking very likely either.""

How much for car insurance?

Ill be getting my permit in a year and drivers license in 2. Im from Minnesota and i was wondering how much car insurance would be? I already have a car, its a 2006 Sebring Chrysler. Sooo any ideas?""

Question about ticket and insurance rate?

I got a ticket bout a couple months ago and my cost of insurance (minimum coverage) hasnt changed. Am I supposed to notify my insurance company about my ticket or do they automatically find out on their own and then charge me extra?

Free Auto Insurance Quotes At What Website?

I have been looking for a site that gives Free Auto Insurance Quotes, everywhere I have found wants to charge me or run my credit. Can anyone help me? All I want is a Free Auto Insurance Quote is that to hard to find?""

Insurance for buying a car?

I want to buy a used car. I was advised to get insurance before I test drive any cars. I went to a couple of insurance websites and they ask me to enter my vehicle info. How do I enter vehicle info if I don't own a vehicle yet?

Long Term Disability - Life Insurance?

If you were no longer able to work and went on short and then long term disability from your job and then you die, is your family still eligible for life insurance that you had through your employer?""

Cheapest liability insurance?

I'm 19yr old male in Texas w/ good-driving record, no tickets, have license for 2yrs now, have liability w/ State Farm for $116/mo looking for cheaper premium. W/ this info, can some one point me towards the direction for finding a much cheaper premium, preferably LESS than $100! Thanks.""

Which family car has the lowest insurance rates in Toronto and why?

Which family car has the lowest insurance rates in Toronto and why?

""What will happen to my car insurance - first time, minor accidental scratch?""

Very icy weather, I was going 20 km/hr (honestly) and when I made a right turn the ice dragged me out into the opposite lane. (It was kind of painful to watch - because I was going to SO slowly into the other car and I kept pumping the breaks but nothing) By the time I hit the car I was about 2 seconds from a complete stop already. Will this hurt my insurance? I've never been in a collision before. There was a litte peeling of paint and a scratch on the other car. Should I call them and offer to pay for it and not get my insurance involved? That's what I heard to do.""

How auto insurance works in california?

i backed up into a car today and there is no damage to my car but a dent in the others hood, and i said lets call the police and they said lets just exchange information, i said no i'd rather have them come...they said they called when i was getting something in my car and said the police said they would take a while so we decided to exchange info...i got her license but they said they didnt have the insurance info with them....but in the mean time i gave them my info...now i have a feeling that maybe they didnt have insurance and there is no police report so what can happen now?""

Would you be in favor of health insurance plans that cost less but force you to make lifestyle changes?

I saw somewhere that an estimated 90% of diabetes, 70% of heart disease, and 60% of cancer cases are directly related to either obesity, sedentary lifestyle, tobacco use, or drinking outside of moderation. For the amount of people that whine about drug prices, insurance costs, and drug bills, 1 out of 3 americans is overweight, something like 1 in 5 americans over 50 or 60 or something are diabetic or prediabetic (each case of diabetes costs an average of $10k per year in treatment and complications), and about 1 in 3 die of heart disease. People do not take personal responsibility for themselves, and they cost society a lot of money. Would you support an insurance plan that would be lower cost, but would drop your coverage if you developed a chronic disease like diabetes or something, and failed to get your weight down to a certain goal, mange you condition, etc. or maybe COPD and maybe you would have to quit smoking within 6 months, etc etc? Would you join the plan? Is it fair?""

""I heard about this non-owners auto insurance, what exactly is it?""

I heard about this non-owners auto insurance, what exactly is it?""

Buying life insurance for unemployed adult son?

I have a 24 year old unemployed son who works only temp jobs when they are available. I'd like to make sure he's covered if anything happens to him - what's the best route to take? I live in California, he lives in Ohio. Can I add him onto my job's insurance policy, or will I have to purchase it some other kind of way?""

Does anyone know what 'excess reduction insurance' is?

Im thinking of renting a car. In the price quote it says basic car insurance is included but excess reduction isnt. does anyone know what this is? how is it different from the basic car insurance and do u know if the excess reduction insurance is also compulsory?

Is the insurance on a car cheaper if it is a kit car?

I want a flashy car but cant afford ferrari, lambo as so but i can 100% afford a kit car and they look the exact same but the only difference is the performance, i just want to know for example if i turned a toyota mr 2 into a lamborghini murcialago would it take the insurance down on the mr2 insurance, i heard it can cost up to 30% less but then i read that it can increase it by 50% i would love to read about personal experience please help??""

""I am 15 and will be 16 in early October, today i got my national insurance number. Does this mean i can work?

I was just wondering now i have my national insurance number if i could start applying for some Saturday jobs?

For car insurance is it better to get it through a broker?

I am 19 years old and I have never had insurance (I have had my license for a year). There is a broker right now charging me $508 to be insured for the whole year. Before finding this broker the cheapest I could find was at State Farm and they were charging $720/year. The thing is I was told I would be charged $33/Month by the broker which would total $396 for the year. Is the remaining $102 their (the brokers) commission? What do you think?

Should I be paying for car insurance? I don't have a car because I was in an accident.?

I was in an accident back in November and my car was totaled. The claim just closed a few days ago because they finally paid our medical bills and everything. Should we have to pay for car insurance right now? We still haven't purchased a vehicle because we didn't get much for our car. How do we handle this?

Do I have to give my Friend the car insurance details?

Me, my partner and my friend were in a car accident involving a polish driver who drove into the side of us. We exchanged details and my insurance company have been attempting to contact the polish insurance company with no luck. The accident happened in October and they has still had no luck.    My friend said she wasnt hurt but was gonig to make a claim for whiplash. I told her she shouldnt make a false claim and I asked her not to as it would prob come out of my insurance as the polish company were not gettnig back to us. She agreed she wouldnt make a claim.    She has since lost her job and spoke to me today saying she has spoken to a company who is going to make the claim for her. She has asked for the insurance details for the polish company as it was there fault and she says she doesnt need any details from me.     Firstly - do I leagally have to give her the details for the polish driver/ insurance? and if she has no luck there will I have to give her my details so she can claim on my insurance? I know she isnt hurt and it just annoys me she could be putting my insurance up if she makes a claim against me!      Any advice would be useful! Thanks

Do you need insurance to get a license in the state of Florida?

I am seventeen years old and still haven't gotten my driver's license. I've been driving with a permit for more than enough time, been to driver's education courses, all that like. My question is this. Must I have insurance to have a Driver's license? Is it possible for me to have the license without insurance?""

HOW come insurance co?

how come insurance co discraminate against people who have mental disease? I have tried in the past to get private insurance but because i have been treated for depression in the past, I have been denied by several companies. Now only I qualify for the State insurance, and it is way over-priced and hardly covers anything. This isn't fair to those of us that are self-employed. How are we able to get affordable insurance, if we are discraminated against.""

Car insurance please help !?

I am currently taking my driving lessons. When I pass I would like to get a car but carnt afford the insurance but I need a car for August as I work alot in the summer can I get car insurance and cancel it after a couple of months or is it like a 12 month contract am new to this please help.

""Car accident, insurance coverage, process?""

I had an accident with another car on the highway, road condition was icy. I traveled with 46-50 miles/hour, kept the car in my lane, followed the cars with normal distance. The other car - one lane or two lanes to the right of me hit an icy spot and crashed into the right side of my car at the door and partially the right fender. I had no damage in the front side of my car, but the front of the other car is damaged substantially. First she admitted that she hit an icy spot, but gave the police another untrue statement about the accident. No tickets were issued by the police. We both have full insurance coverage. The damages on both cars clearly indicates, that her spinning car caused the crash. I already contacted my insurance company. Is there a chance that the insurance companies will be able to work this out and her insurance company will pay for the repair on both cars? Therefore, I will not have to pay my deductible amount? Can the ins. co. override her statement if the independent investigation indicates that her car caused the accident ? Thanks for your answer.""

Where have you gotten your cheapest car insurance from? Who has the best rates?!?

Where have you gotten your cheapest car insurance from? Who has the best rates?!?

Are Honda's usually expensive on insurance?

Also what are some good looking cars that arn't to bad with insurance (I know that it all depends but still) oh and we have geico, thanks!""

""In general, how much does car insurance go up if you add a 17 year old male to your policy?""

I'm 17, I Just got my lisence. I'll be driving a 1994 nissan pathfinder, roughly, how much should the car insurance go up for my dad to get full coverage on the pathfinder""

I'm 20 from London what insurance companies will let my 17 year old brother be on my policies?

Me and my 17 year old brother want to buy a 50cc gilera dna 1 for me and 1 for him. I have a full UK drivers licence and revived insurance quotes for around 400 a year......where as my brothers cheapest. Quote was 550 a year. He doesn't have any sort of licence but was hoping to get a scooter license this coming January's. So the question is would he be able to be put on my insurance policies I'm 20?? And what insurance companies will do that? Thanks ;).

How do I talk to my dad about paying insurance for a car?

I'm a high school senior, preping to head off to a 4-yr. I'm trying my best to save my family money; for example: -AP classes and tests for college credit -Scholarship searching -Spending only $100 on clothes for the last 2 years -Watching my utility/electric use by not watching TV (except the Olympics!) -Taking spring/summer college classes for transferable credit (in fact, I could have graduated and received my HS diploma at the end of my Jr. year). -Getting decent grades (had a 4.2gpa this past year, my Fr. and Soph. years were not that good) So, if you add it up, I think it would be a few thousand $ that would have been otherwise spent on tuition, some amount of utility bills, and some amount on clothing. For my senior year, I plan on doing a lot of extracurricular activities so I can get into a decent university, my plan is UC Davis. I'm a cross-country runner for my HS, I plan on doing a hospital volunteer program, I am in my HS's Mock Trial team. So, I would be out and about for most of the week going to different activities. I feel I need a way of transportation instead of relying on my brother and parents. Speaking of which, my brother has a car because he goes to a community college (and for that reason, he is mature?). Now the problem: my dad feels that I am too young for a car and does not feel that I am responsible and mature enough to handle one alone without supervision. My mom is willing to buy a car for me, with a reasonable price range. But my dad does not want to pay for car insurance. My parents are divorced, and I do most of the communication between them, especially when it comes down to needing money. I have brought up the aspect of working part-time. But my parents tell me that I should focus on school. My dad tells me I should focus on school instead of a car, but I need that car so I can get to where I need to be. My dad works from 9am-7pm, so I have no way of getting to 5pm practice or getting to school at 6am unless I rely on my dad. I understand how much stress my dad goes through supporting 4 children, two of which are about to go to college... It hurts when I have to ask him for money, even to pay for SATs and AP tests... Although essential, they still cost a lot of money, and money is tight now. With $65 per college app and college apps coming up in November, I'm going to be applying to nearly 10 schools, so over half a thousand dollars thrown away as my dad states it when I asked him to pay for my second SAT. My dad will pay for my academic needs, but he won't be happy about it. It feel as though my academic potential is being held back by how much money we have. I feel bad when I succeed now, basically. So I try my best to save money, like I gave examples of above. But now, I am only 1 step away from getting being independent, transportation-wise. All I need is my dad to agree to pay for my car insurance, which is probably about $200/month. Is that selfish of me? If not, how do I talk him into paying that $200/month, or to show him that I am mature enough to drive myself around? By the way, this was a long rant because I have been thinking and stressing about this all summer.""

What is the best car insurance?

im 18 i just bought my car and now i need insurance what is the cheapest insurance out there for a guy of my age?

What happens if lie to your car insurance company?

So i dented my mother's car by hitting another car. i told my mother it was a hit and run and she told me she was going to have the insurance company take care of it. The dent on the car wasn't that bad but it was pretty noticeable but the car that i hit didn't have any dents, just a few scratches .So the owner of car came out and took a look at her car and she said don't worry about it and thats when she let me go. I was pretty shocked of how she handle the situation. So can the car insurance find out if I'm was lying? i told them that a scooter hit it. The dent almost looks like somebody through a rock at it. The dent doesn't really look like i drove it into a car. its a really small dent with little cracks.""

""After a car is stolen, how long does it take for the insurance company to make a payment to me?""

I had full covrage, they didn't even off me a rental car, due to the police report.So now I'm just playing the waiting game for my settlement.But for future reference,who do you all recomend for good insurance coverage,without alot of bull up their sleeve?""

Can i put my car under my dad's insurance even thou its registered to me?

My car is financed but the insurance rates are thou the roof! im paying over 475 a month for full coverage, can i have my dad add it to his policy as a second car and still have it registered under my name? Will the finance company find out? will this be possible?""

Insurance on a S2000 for a 45 year old man?

How much would it cost for a 45 year old man with a good clean record to own a S2000? I'm only 22 and planning on buying a IS300 (with manual transmission). If I do find one the car will be under my dads name and the cost will be around $150 a month!!! But how much for the S2000 (and under my dads name)? I want the IS300 but there so hard to find in MN with manual transmission and with very low miles on!!! So if the S2000 doesn't cost too much or maybe as much as the IS300's insurance, I probably would consider getting the S2000 since it's a bit easier to find one! (plus they look better!) (and also both cars are around $15,000) Thanks in advance!""

Motorcycle insurance full coverage!?

how much will it cost me? im 18 and im going to take the MSF course...my bike is a honda cbr 600rr 2005 i could i put my dad under my motorcycle? he is 50 and no tickets he had his m1 for like 10yrs but not no more

""Car insurance, applies to other car?""

Alright so, I plan on driving to a camping trip up in WI and I live in IL. The thing is, I don't know if I'm insured on the car I want to use. I usually drive an SUV (which my parents said they put my name under to use) so I'm insured on that one. But I want to take the other car because of gas mileage. I don't know how the insurance works. Am I covered on the other car too? P.S. My parents have State Farm as our insurance.""

Car Insurance Question?

I live in Los Angeles and I am leaving the country for 6 month. Can I stop insurance of my car as no one will drive it? In case of theft how can I get it covered? Would the house insurance work in that case?

Cheap car insurance for occasional driver ?

Hi everyone! I was wondering if anyone knows if an occasional driver's insurance exists? I dont have my own car. My parents do and sometimes I use it for school- once or twice every 2 weeks. Recently, my dad hasnt been allowing me to use it (at all) because I dont have my own insurance and it is too expensive for them to include me in theirs since I dont use the car too often. Do you know any car insurance that is affordable- which company, etc, for someone like me who only borrows a car occasionally? Thanks! x""

Health Insurance costs?

According to the National Coalition on Health Care, The average cost for employer based health insurance for a single person is $4,700.00 or $391.66 per month. A family of four costs $12,700.00 per year or $1,058.33 per month. Now to put that into perspective, you can lease a Mercedes Benz SLK 300 ( thats the sporty two seater ) for around $883.07 per month. Question is, does this sound like a fair deal?""

Which Insurance is better ?

Hi Guys , I'm a beginner in IT industry. let me know which insurance or Tax exemption Payments are better .. LIC, TATA AIG or Kotak insurance or anything else ..""

When will the health care insurance take effect?

When does the doctor start charging more if you don't have health care insurance?

Does anyone know where I can find a list of average auto insurance rates by vehicle?

We have a 16 yr old daughter whos looking for her first car. We wanted to find a list (if one exists) of average insurance rates to see which cars cost the least to insure. This way she'll know which cars she can afford. Thank You.

Good first car? insurance?

ok well i wanted an eclipse but they are classified as a sports car so im wondering about the dodge neon not the srt 4 just a normal neon, like are those considered sports cars? im looking for an 04 or newer because im gonna buy my first car sometime and i dont want insurance through the roof so if you can tell me i would appreciate it""

""Just moved to Louisiana, do I have to change my address, driver's license, and transfer my car insurance?""

I moved from Minnesota a couple weeks ago and I'm afraid it's going to be expensive to change all of these, especially my insurance due to the increased crime rate here in New Orleans. Is this illegal to leave be? I am really quite clueless. What about when my tabs expire in December? Also I bank with Bremer bank which is only available in the midwest, do I need to change it? Can I keep my checking and savings accounts and open a checking account here at a Chase bank as well?""

How much is the insurancwe difference on a v6 and gt 04 mustang?

its my first car im 16 i have state farm i dont speed (in residential but in the highway its a different story! not really but serious i dont get tickets) im a straight A student 4.0 average how much is insurance for each

Do I have to give my Friend the car insurance details?

Me, my partner and my friend were in a car accident involving a polish driver who drove into the side of us. We exchanged details and my insurance company have been attempting to contact the polish insurance company with no luck. The accident happened in October and they has still had no luck.    My friend said she wasnt hurt but was gonig to make a claim for whiplash. I told her she shouldnt make a false claim and I asked her not to as it would prob come out of my insurance as the polish company were not gettnig back to us. She agreed she wouldnt make a claim.    She has since lost her job and spoke to me today saying she has spoken to a company who is going to make the claim for her. She has asked for the insurance details for the polish company as it was there fault and she says she doesnt need any details from me.     Firstly - do I leagally have to give her the details for the polish driver/ insurance? and if she has no luck there will I have to give her my details so she can claim on my insurance? I know she isnt hurt and it just annoys me she could be putting my insurance up if she makes a claim against me!      Any advice would be useful! Thanks

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I'm once again at the point where I do want to cease to exist. My dad will stop supporting me, and I can't leagally force him to cause I'm not taking my studies 'seriously enough' (because I just hate it so so much) .... I can't get a job because no one will hire me, my mum just lost 600 bucks and I don't only feel bad for burdening her I feel bad for existing in the first place. I'm 24. I don't want this life anymore.

And if I wouldn't know that it would crush my mum I would happily kill myself ngl

Hi, anon. I don’t know which footballer you’d like to hear advice from, so I hope you don’t mind me answering this as myself. 

First of all, thank you for reaching out. Seriously. I know it’s hard to confess feelings like this, from firsthand experience, and I can’t express how proud of you I am for admitting that you feel this way and that maybe you need help. 

I know things are awful right now. Being stuck in a program that you hate is painful, and you can’t ever fake passion for something when you don’t feel it. Is it possible for you to try to switch your course of study? 

As far as jobs go, it sucks that you haven’t gotten one yet. I know that feeling, that feeling of utter hopelessness and feeling like you’re completely useless. I’ve felt it too, for a long, long time before I sought help. I don’t know what your situation is, but it sounds like therapy or a psychiatrist might be a little bit out of reach for you right now financially, but if your school has a mental health service, it might be possible for you to go there for cheaper care. Even if you can’t, I hope you find the strength to sit down and talk to someone you trust. 

I know you don’t want to be a burden to your mother, and I know you don’t want to worry her by telling her how bad you’re feeling. I was in exactly the same place. But I can’t even begin to tell you the relief I felt when I told my father how much I was struggling. It’s hard to get the words out, I know it is. Maybe try writing a letter, or rehearsing it in your head. 

And as for the money, yes, it’s unfortunate that your mother lost 600 dollars. That must be really awful, especially if you’re tight on money to begin with. That won’t even come close to how she’ll feel if she loses you. I’m going to be really real with you for a moment--there were times when that thought, the thought of how my mother and father and sister would react, was the only thought that kept me from trying to end my life. 

I don’t want to make this about me, and I hope you don’t think that’s what I’m doing. I just want you to understand that I have felt what you felt, and I hope knowing that I made it out to the other side gives you hope, too. I know it’s hard. I know it’s damn near impossible, sometimes, friend. 

Do what you can each day. Try to get up, try to drag yourself to class, try to stay focused, try to apply to some more jobs. You never know when you’ll apply to the right one and get accepted! There might be days where your greatest success will be taking a shower, or picking up milk from the grocery store, and that’s okay too. You’re doing your absolute best, and I know that depression can be an utterly debilitating thing. The worst part of it for me was that I hated myself for not just doing what I needed to do. If it’s at all possible for you, friend, I would just ask that you leave that behind. Do your best. Do your best every single day, and don’t ask any more than that from yourself. 

Be kind to yourself where you can, in what ways you can. Whether that’s buying some nice-smelling lotion that helps you calm down, or getting a stuffed animal to hold when you’re anxious, or just keeping yourself well hydrated and trying to eat at least one or two nutritious things every day. When your body hurts, society tells us to take care of it. When your mind hurts, friend, you should take care of it, as much as you are able to. Meditation helps for me, and even if it doesn’t click for you, it might be good for helping you fall asleep at night. 

I know it’s hard. I know it seems impossible. But you’ve made it so far, struggled through so much, and you are so very, very loved. Live for the people who love you. Live for the television show you love. Live for football, for the World Cup. Live for next season. Live so that one day, you can walk outside and feel glad when the sunshine hits your skin. Live so that one day, you can realize that you’re not sad, that you’re at peace with yourself, that you’re happy, even. 

And until that day comes, know that we are always here for you. 

There’s this crisis textline for you to reach out to if you need it (they helped me immensely, and for people with crippling phone anxiety, it’s an incredible tool).

If you don’t mind the phone, then here is the National Suicide Prevention Lifeline, where trained professionals can listen to you and try to help you brainstorm for solutions or coping mechanisms. 

All my love, anon. 

#mod A #tw suicidal ideation #tw suicide #meta #apologies if you wanted words of comfort from a certain player anon #let me know and I'll create another post for you #Anonymous

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a long time ago

First, Thank you for your time! My mother Kimberly turned 40 this year. she currently lives in Concord, North Carolina, 2,818 miles from my home in Kent,wa. In May of this year I recived a call from my 10 year old little brother in tears " the ambulance took mommy." as i attempted to disifer what he was saying through the tears my grandmother takes over and begins to tell me.My mother was in the intensive care unit (ICU) at North East Medical Center in Kannapolis, NC and currently in a medically induced coma and on  "Life-support". although a cronic drug abuser my mother had been clean for nearly a month. It was a normal day my mother, grandmother and youngest brother had just returned home from the grochery store when my mother began complaining of chest pain. " I can't seem to catch my breath, and my chest really hurts."  not taking her seriously my grandmother continued to carry grochries in to the house from the car. Except this time when she entered the house my mother was unconcuse on the living room floor. In a panic my grandmother called 911 all while my uncle who was home at the time started CPR. My mothers had primary spontaneous pneumothorax (PSP). Her left lung collapsed. We were later told that the PSP was due to Lung cancer. This came as a shock to us all. So as the healing process proceded my mother was taken off "life-support". a miricale in its self. she was realsed to return home, but was to not be alone. 2 weeks later my mother was hospitalized and placed on a ventilator. As the family sat in unsertiaty, we would all ask the question would she servive this time? Over the last 3 months I have spoken to my mother every day. she has a doctors apointment weekley to track her progress and to recive respitory care. over the weeks we have told she does not have long. The first diagnosis was that she had about 6 months to live. Then we were told 4-6 weeks.By the grace of God my mother is still here and pushing 12 weeks, sense the original diagnosses. unfortunetly the Cancer has metastasized and now affects not only her lungs but her esophagus and stomach. Some days are better than other. Some days i call and i can hardley understand her. her voice is strained and scaratchy. other days i call and she has been up all night vomiting. And then there are days i call and she is cheerful and and wants to tell me all about how she helped my little brother off to school earlier that morning. even nearly 3,000 miles away I do what i can, researching doctors and care givers in her area. sometimes even making doctors apointments for her. I have sat for hours and talked about the leagality of things with my mother, something i hadn't even imagen doing. I would much rather spend that time making up for lost time but someone has to ensure that her last days are spent they she wants them to be spent. I am currently working and due to start school. Yes, this is stressful and draing but God has kept me in good spirits. As hard as this process has been I praise God for allowing me to recconet with my mother after not having a very healthy relationship with her over the past few years. As of today I save what i can of my paycheck so that when the time comes i will be able to afford a plane ticket home. As life goes i am currently living paycheck to paycheck making only eneough to pay bills. My rent, car and phone bill.... only the nesscesities. Which leads me here. reaching out to the people who surround me. Praying that things go well for my mother i would like to surprise her for Christmas. The last time i was able to visit with my mother was in 2009 when she made the flight to Kent for my high school graduation. So i am reaching to you all for help. Please help me to raise $1,000 to fly home for Christmas and see my mother. While Home for Christmas i would also like to buy my Mother a new outfit to wear Christmas morning. she Curently owns 3 outfits and i know something nice will help to life her spirits. We as a family could also use your prayers!!! Thank you all for your amzing love and support through all of this. I will keep every one update on her progress. All my love and thanks, Danille