#so if you want to make shirts

[biggest-gaudiest-patronuses]

oh right, technically i sell t-shirts

i forgot about that

#holidays are coming up and it would make a terrible gift #that's the main selling point #anyways these exist and can be exchanged for legal tender #the cost is the listed price + the emotional expense of knowing that i am judging u #bc i am. i am judging u #why would u want this. why would u exchange currency for this #there are so many other things you could exchnage currency for instead #a grocery store shrimp platter for instance #with the nauseatingly red cocktail sauce that is SO much better than a t shirt any time #hmm chicken picatta at a local Italian Eatery perchance? i am. a big fan of anything picatta #oh oh i know! 3.6 POUNDS OF FRESH OKRA #FOR THE COST OF THIS FRIVOLOUS T SHIRT U COULD INSTEAD PURCHASE 3.6 POUNDS OF FRESH DELICIOUS OKRA #and then --hold on i have a recipe--and then what u do is #so it is basically sacrilege to suggest this but what u do is u skip the cornmeal entirely #my southern ancestors are shaking a wooden spoon at me right now but LISTEN. u skip. the gotdang. cornmeal #instead: wash chop and soak (for 10 min) the okra in a mixture of 1 egg to tblsp water #then coat in flour #THATS IT JUST FLOUR #No cornmeal. i am betraying my heritage rn but I'm RIGHT #coat in flour sprinkle liberally in S&P and FRY that suck in veg oil high heat #until crispy & brown & u hear your arteries clenching in apprehension #so. so yeah #that's what u should do instead of buying this shirt go fry the shit out of some okra #(but buy local and young & tender if u can bc the grocery store is full of old-and-therefore-super-stiff specimens #pro tip (aka grandma tip): if u can't chop okra smoothly with your normal cutting knife then it's too old and tough. #...i mean u probably CAN still fry the shit out of it I've certainly done that before it's just much less delicious #ANYWAY. anyway ANYWAY. shirt. okra. farmers market. that reminds me of a post i made back when we first started selling these dang shorts #shirts. shorts shorts. oh shit i should make a crop top option. #i. i don't Know How to make a crop top option #HUH . . . i need to lie down now and contemplate the constant and irreconcilable limitations of the human experience good night

[aroaceleovaldez]

Thalia's color is ultramarine, Jason's color is cyan, Percy's is teal, Bianca's is green, Nico's is olive, and Hazel's is gold.

The big 3 kids make a color gradient in order (Zeus [sky] > Poseidon [ocean] > Hades [underground]) hope this helps

#pjo #riordanverse #thalia grace #jason grace #percy jackson #bianca di angelo #nico di angelo #hazel levesque #''but Nico is purple'' that'd ruin the color scheme/pattern though also Rick is wrong #they're all cool tones and Nico specifically is especially not a warm tone #if anyone's purple it's Jason or Hazel cause theyre roman so they get the shirts as accent colors #and Hazel is warm-tones anyways so she could be purple if she wanted to be but she's gold #all of Nico's warm tones are desaturated browns and tans #which does not work easily with the purple. you'd have to make it pretty magenta/red and at that point it's not worth it #he can have some maroons/burgundy as a treat but that's about it #plus he's mostly underground - trying to make purples work with both grey/blue (stone) *and* brown (dirt)? plus skeletons (grey/yellow)? #you're not gonna have a good time unless you tweak a lot like heavily towards green or something. just make Nico's color green #anyways hi i heavily associate characters with colors frequently

[galaghiel]

what remnant does to a mf

#fnaf #michael afton #me doods #look away people! this one's just for me and myself only #(despite maintagging yes i know but its for organization purposes) anyways #i am a big fan of remnant mutating the shit out of a person #pair that w michael's unique death and continued exposure to the spirits it ends up doing pretty fucked up stuff lol #post scoop michael looks like a purple titan 💀 #i'm literally just making fun of my own design atp lmaooo #whatever's the opposite of same face syndrome i have that w michael #just recently added the bolts to the jaw and i love it sm i'm keeping it #post scoop michael is 6'7 so i just want yall to imagine this absolute unit of a cryptid losing his mind managing the pizzeria #he's out there sobbing shitting rolling on the floor trying to mute the fucking ads absolutely flooding his monitors #i drew what his neck looks like but its usually covered in bandages or a turtleneck #you do not want to see what's under his shirt btw. its a whole circus in there AHAHAHAHAHA

[biblically-accurate-dca]

keep it up!

#my art #moondrop #daycare attendant #i've been getting a lot of attention here lately.. thank you everyone!! #im almost at 200 followers which is. wow #unfortunately i draw very slowly so i can't post very consistently #maybe for 200 i'll make that accurate dca tutorial? i'll see what i can do #anyway.. about this drawing!! it has a funny story #so.. my 'kill everyone' tshirt sun drawing actually does have a matching moon!! because i drew the idea months ago #back when i was still figuring out how i wanted to draw them #so this moon was supposed to be the matching moon shirt.. but i couldnt get the face to look right so i gave up lol #but i'll probably try again later.. in the meantime i'll keep chipping away at my other drawings

[pain-in-the-butler]

A compilation of art for my Dadbastian fanfic Coattails that I commissioned from the incredibly talented @tomoyoo! They went above and beyond with the details... Each picture feels as cozy and warm as a storybook, right? I'm so delighted with how they turned out!! Thank you for making each one so beautiful! 🥹🥹🥹

#coattails #not sebaciel so please don't tag as such! thank you! #kuroshitsuji #the backgrounds are just gorgeous.. thank you for your research and dedication to them #the outfits in the first one are amazing! I love Ciel's shirt and Soma's whole ensemble is so cozy yet regal #look at Ciel in the cardigan in the third one though? he is cozy #the expressions are my favorite. they're so animated! just as I imagine them to be.. #I really like Ciel's in the first pic because I imagined him looking annoyed but you actually made him seem curious #and I actually like that more I think it's cute... he really does want to be friends with Soma huh 🥺 #Sebastian's expression in the third picture is great. >:o #he's about to throw hands with an old lady #Edward and Ciel's competitive faces! being silly... I love Them #Ciel needs to get swept up in silly competitions more often I think... #and then the last one!! bonding over tea! it's so amazingly tender 😭 #I don't think I imagined it coming out so calming and gentle... it's so emotional #it makes me want to keep writing! #if you are a Coattails reader I hope you love these as much as I do! #and if you aren't a Coattails reader... maybe these will convince you to become one? 😏 because they are so full of personality! #thanks times a million tomoyoo!! #(I should wait till tomorrow to post but I want to do it now...)

[saturngalore]

connect with style 🌐🌟

#ts4 #sims 4 #the sims 4 #black simblr #black simmer #ts4 edit #🪐 #chantelle diang #new hair releasing tomorrow yayy!!! #i really wanted some bantu knots with a curved braid and im so glad i was able to figure out how to make this hair! #ignore the fact that’s that two different phones and idk what the nokia phone looked like in 2003…i was 2 okay 🤫 #also i usually don’t edit when cc clips or look weird on my fat sims but the shirt was fucking up the vibes and i really liked how it looks #if you saw me post this the first time no you didn’t 🤫

[hychlorions]

obligatory "shet ang inet"

#klapollo #klavier gavin #apollo justice #ace attorney #.png #there we go :)) #anyway. yeah those aren't apollo's shades on his shirt. etc etc #crabs are so fun to cook #not so fun to eat though #i've always wanted to draw klapollo cooking crabs<3 #but it's fun to make them race before you steam them #yeargh #or boil actually #? how are crabs cooked #all i know is one person does the cooking and the other person messes around

[ejga-ostja]

Just Dance night at the Van Eck mansion

#six of crows #six of crows fanart #grishaverse #grishaverse fanart #kaz brekker #matthias helvar #nina zenik #jesper fahey #leigh bardugo #based on that one tiktok #smth silly bc i am in owed art hell x_x #i only went to draw this bc i wanted to draw kaz in a dancing queen shirt tbh #also #i kinda sorta don't wanna draw jesper in anything other than a crop top now #HE LOOKS SO GOOD #nor do i wanna draw matthias in anything other than an elsa frozen tshirt bc #it just makes sense ok #pls appreciate nina's shorts btw i went ham on them #and jesper's sweatpants are what i saw a lady on the bus wearing once #i had a lot of fun w this can you tell

[plulp]

heres yalls science teacher. have fun go crazy

#my art #dol #sirris the science teacher #sydney the faithful #i hope i drew him okay im a little weemp womp about the design but maybe its just my brain. playing tricks on me #but its so cute how sweet sirris is to sydney. so funny to me #i love to read FACTS on the wiki #oh also not intended to be ship esque but if youre into that feel free to interpret it that way i dont mind #anyways now that we have that out of the way the rest of the tags im just rambling as always #GOD its so hard to design. guys you dont understand im not a character designer #soon while we all watch me descend into the 'characters who dont actually have specific outfits' #youre going to see how bad my fashion sense is. legitimately horrible. i wear the same clothing formula every day #shirt. pants. done. #once we arrive in the They Can Wear Whatever They Want section of the characters #youre all going to be like hey. what the hell is that guy wearing #but its fine. its whatever. hopefully thisll all make me better at drawing. eventually.

[i-donthaveanygoodidea]

I'm addicted to their 1827 outfits

Reblogs are appreciated <3

#fanart #good omens #good omens fanart #crowley #aziraphale #aziracrow #go2 #ineffable husbands #1827 crowley #1827 aziraphale #i just love these costumes so much !!! #i want to make all of them for myself #i already have a jacquard for Crowley's coat and fabric to make shirts but i'm missing everything else #the basket weave read fabric for his waistcoat is particularly hard to fine #if you find it please tell me #if you have the perfect fabric for any of these pieces i will literally buy them from you i need them

[poly-smosh-vibes]

#hi pretty boy hi #nice ....shirt you got there #/j /i want to fuck him so bad it makes me look silly #damien #damien haas #smosh #smosh games #that last pic was me

[puppyeared]

i feel like. theres designing a character with certain themes and motifs in mind, and then theres making a gijinka for the water bottle on my nightstand

#me when im the only person on the bus wearing a mask: i should make a furry plaguesona #its hard to explain bc. most of the time i try NOT to give my characters a 'strong' theme like making their whole design around #one thing like apples or even broad stuff like baking or cottagecore.. idk if its partly for flexibility or because i cant imagine them #making it their whole personality. not bc i find it cringe or overblown but more like ive learned to associate design with character depth #i had a cutesy uwu persona for most of highschool because i thought it would make me more. likeable? easy to remember? since #memorable character designs are easy to recognize. and one way of doing that is simplifying it with a theme or symbol so you form an #association. but since im a real person its exhausting keeping up that appearance all the time and denying myself things when they dont #fit my 'aesthetic' or 'theme.' i think ive grown past that bc i just collect stuff because i think it looks cool and dont let myself dwell #on how it might 'fit' with my image. but i cant help feeling bad doing it to my own characters bc it feels like im making them too one #dimensional. despite knowing that theyre not real and design alone doesnt reflect depth i cant help feeling like its wrong #despite that i love seeing motifs because it feels like it reflects the characters soul and paradoxically gives them depth. it makes them #interesting to look at too and honestly its pretty fun combining things that fall under a similar category when designing #i struggle find a balance between those two things #actually this reminds me of noelles christmas theme.. i dont remember her saying anything abt liking christmas despite a lot of #her design and character tying back to it. it makes me wonder if she would have feelings about that or doesnt think abt it too hard #or if its like a matching family shirts situation and shes just going along with it?? #maybe i should just do whatever i want with my character designs since theyre not real and im thinking abt it too hard #although. this probably has something to do with deep seated identity issues huh #yapping #oc talk #oc

[shirtlessradfahrer]

😇 / 😈

#käärijä #shirtlessradfahrer #my art #i’ve sufficiently stared at these until I hated them #which means it’s time to post #they were supposed to be quick scribbly doodles anyway but then I got carried away #i want him to bring back that white fishnet shirt from that old photo #idk where to find it i just remember he's crouching and making a cute face and still has the white nails 🥴 #anyway happy holidays #i didn't do secret santa so consider this my gift to all of you #just don't stare at the second one too long because the perspective is wack and i'm too tired to fix it #or maybe do stare #but only at one particular spot

[askblueandviolet]

hi im back from reading....with a couple minutes lf trying to reconnect to my wifi (cus it disconnected right after i was goign to make an ask,and wont..connect after)

ahEM!! BAI HE IS WITHHER PARENTS NOW?? AWWW, HOW DOES SHE LIKE THE HELMET⁉️⁉️

anyway, real, hershey is such s good dogn:3 pat pats for her yuhuh

ALSOALSOSOSLSLSLSKSDDM XIUYING RAAAHHH, HOWS BRO DOING⁉️⁉️ totally shoukd vidit the philippines soon hshhshs 😋😋😋

RAAAHHH IT WAS AMAZING READING THIS CHAPTERRR 😭😭 BRAVO, BRAVO,, so sorry if thid is somewhat long omg

throws another silly rock at macaculator

EEEEE HAGE A GREAT DAY‼️‼️🫶 OR EVENING IDK MAN

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#lego monkie kid #lego monkie kid fanart #monkie kid #monkie kid fanart #lmk #lmk fanart #lmk mayor #monkie kid mayor #monkie kid macaque #lmk macaque #lmk baihe #lmk little girl #lmk hostess #monkie kid baihe #monkie kid hostess #monkie kid little girl #blue and violet #I think I've only vaguely referenced Xiuying's design on this blog #but here she is! in all her glory!!! #I mean she doesn't usually wear that outfit she usually wears a hoddie and jeans but she is on holiday mode #therefore she is making it her mission to become the pinnacle of a dad on holiday #wearing those tropical shirts and sunglasses #yeah the sunglasses are pineapples and so is her shirt- I just thought she would like pinapples- she's a pinapple on pizza guy by they way #anyways BAIHE HAS HER HAPPY ENDING INDEED #I... actually still need to figure out whether or not I want her to keep her powers #i left it vague on purpose because I literally couldn't decide what I wanted lmao #i am leaning towards letting her be free but idk lol #at least she has her parents and a helmet which is essentially just Macaque saying “here have this and please know I don't want you to die” #Hershey appreciates the pets #and Macaque stands by his point that the dog is being spoiled

[ink-the-artist]

new designs :)

I <3 prions

demon core (black text)

demon core (white text)

btw credit to @wizardpotions​ I stole his idea ❤️

#u should still make the shirt if u want tho the world needs more prion merch #redbubble #theres 2 designs for the demon core one they just have different colored text #so that you can get the design on both a light or dark item