#so i couldn't resist

[theworldisaplace]

with apologies to lewis carroll

The Walrus and her Fairy friend Were strolling down the block; They paused and then debated on Which one of them should knock: ‘You know, this might be easier If we just pick the lock!'

‘If I’m the one to do it And they find me standing here, Do you suppose,' the Walrus asked, That they would shriek in fear?' The Fairy said ‘I bet they would,’ And shed a bitter tear.

The Walrus and the Fairy then Walked on a little more, And came upon the house That they’d identified before. They flipped a coin to see which one Would now approach the door.

‘O Tumblrina, let me in!' The Walrus did beseech. ‘A pleasant walk, a pleasant talk, For I have much to teach.’ (The sounds of this discussion Were within the Fairy’s reach.)

The Tumblr user looked at him, But never a word they said: Too wowed by this new circumstance To even shake their head. ‘Would you prefer,’ the Walrus sighed, A Fairy’s knock instead?’

‘The time has come,' the Fairy said, Accepting his new role, ‘We must admit this visit Is in service of a goal.’ And then the two together cried, ‘We’re here to take a poll!’

#has anyone done this yet? #surely yes #it was getting stuck in my head every time i saw the poll discussed #so i couldn't resist #walrus vs fairy #fairy vs walrus #my posts

[hrishcha]

and by the way he roller skates 🤯

commissions are open!

#shadow the hedgehog #sonic #sonic fanart #sth #sth fanart #i dont like drawing sonic characters as humans but my tiktok fyp has been flooded with rollerskating lately #so i couldn't resist

[mid20sskaboarder]

Tim Key in all the colours 🌈

#tim key #I had to make some tough choices here #reminds me of all bar luke #with the intro music #she's a rainbow #by the rolling stones #🎹🎶 #key's a rainbow more like :D #and now I have given myself an earworm #btw I find it very pleasing to scroll through this post #also kinda fitting for pride month #so I couldn't resist

[hekate1308]

Fictober 2022 #1

Prompt: I Chose You

Fandom: Good Omens

Rating: G

Pairings: Crowley/Aziraphale

Crowley couldn’t say that he particularly missed Hell. No, that was a lie (formerly, he might have wondered if that was a good thing, since as a demon, he was probably supposed to lie, right? But who cared at this point).

He could absolutely say that he didn’t miss Hell. At all. As opposed to guys like Hastur, who had always enjoyed the place so much he had hardly ever left, Crowley had not been able to wait to get upstairs (earth, that was, God’s new exciting plaything, not back to Heaven) from the second he’d fallen, or rather, spiraled down while screaming his non-existent lungs out.

(He was still a little angry at Her about that. Fine, punish them for Luci’s rebellion, that was fair. But why did She have to throw them down like that? He still didn’t particularly like heights, so it was perhaps a good thing that he had become the Serpent. Lots of crawling to be done very close to the ground).

It had just… the first thing he had noticed in hell had been the crowds. God (are you listening? It’s me, Crowley. Couldn’t let us have even a little bit of privacy just because we had some problems with the management?) the crowds. One could hardly think or feel or do anything at all for all the demons slinking about; there was not a dark corner in that pit of despair that wasn’t filled to the brim.

And then the noise, of course. There couldn’t be a crowd without a noise, and contrary to the snakes of earth (lucky, really, he would have said, but on the other hand, if he had been like them, he would have never have heard his angel’s voice) he had ears and so had to live with all of that.

The darkness was just the cherry on top of the cake, and so, he had gladly accepted the order to go up there and make some trouble.

(To this day, he still held that it hadn’t been that much trouble, because what was the point of having the bloody tree in the garden in the first place?)

Anyway: He had not been back in Hell since the Apocalypse that hadn’t been after all. Apart from the fact that there were quite a few demons who would probably have liked to have a word with him, for all of Aziraphale’s and his tricks, why would he ever want to go back there, now that he and his angel had finally come to an understanding and were looking at cottages so they could have a place outside of London as well?

Yes, he didn’t care if he never got back to Hell. Ever.

What surprised him, though, was that Aziraphale seemed to regret Heaven so little. He was aware that his failed execution wasn’t away on him – he was still wondering why they had not even bothered to have a trial for him, at least a show one like Crowley’s – but…well… Heaven was so much cleaner than Hell, there was a lot more room (although that argument, thinking of the book shop Crowley now too called his home, was probably a bit thin), and you could see all of Her work from there.

So, it just stood to reason that Aziraphale should miss Heaven, if only a little.

The good thing about it all was that they had sworn there would be no more secrets between them, so all he had to do was make tea (proper tea, of course, his angel only deserved the best) and plop down the cup in  front of him as he was once again reading (what else, really?)

He looked up to smile at him. “Thank you, dear.”

He tried, of course, to be his usual smooth self, but only managed to say, “Ngk.”

Aziraphale actually put the book away. “What is it?”

He couldn’t help but shake his head and say “Ngk” again.

His angel reached out and took his hand. “Crowley?”

“DoYouMissNotGoingToHeaven?” he finally rushed out.

Aziraphale frowned. “Why would I?”

“Well, it’s so nice and clean for one thing…” he started to ramble, only realizing how asinine he sounded when Aziraphale shook his head smiling.

“Crowley dear, I think you should know by now that their choice of decoration” basically meaning a lot of blank walls “Is not exactly to my taste.”

He nodded because he supposed that made sense.

Then, Aziraphale held out his hand and he couldn’t help but grab it because… well, because he could, these days.

“I suppose the views were nice, now that I think about it” his angel mused, “But in the end… there are some things I would have to give up if I wanted to go back to Heaven”. He smiled at him. “And my dear, I chose you a long time ago.”

The only answer was, of course, to kiss him.

#fictober22 #my writings #good omens #ineffable husbands #aj crowley #aziraphale #aziraphale x crowley #so i couldn't resist

[tapakah0]

#...............people are so unlucky to be trapped with me in on room........ #Just heard this song again and couldn't resist................... #animation tag #wip I think I don't know..... #marble sky fanart #yes..... #*hides*

[justwait-sunshine]

today in the chronicles of women in motorsport...

#found this in ig comments and couldn't resist #this is the woman behind ferraris strategy in the early days of sebastian vettel btw #so yeah #happy international women's month #dont forget the 'you like f1 because it was made into a netflix show' #and his equally charming twin 'you only like f1 because the drivers are hot' #my brother in christ #shut the fuck up #i love it here sm #scuderia ferrari #f1 #formula 1 #women in motorsport #motorsports #ruth buscombe

[ghoulymadge]

A moment between Nameless Ghouls

#madge gifs #ghost #the band ghost #ghost band #ghost bc #ghouls #swiss #phantom #swiss ghoul #phantom ghoul #i couldn't resist making these quickly #swiss is so catcoded

[imnothereokuwu]

When you ask your dragon slayer boyfriend things right after he gets off a train:

Thought I should post this reel on Tumblr as well! 💕

#fairy tail #my art #nalu #fairy tail natsu #fairy tail lucy #art #fairy tail nalu #lucy x natsu #natsu x lucy #capcut had something new #i couldn't resist #also they adorable #this audio was so fucking NaLu coded it's literally them

[risestarkiss]

On His Own Terms

Rise Ramblings #2

In my post, “This Whole Situation,” I discuss how Donnie doesn’t see himself or his mutation as something that needs to be hidden away. He wears clothes when he's out and about, and that’s about it. However, as turtlemen in the middle of NYC, sometimes they need to actually wear disguises. So, what does Donnie do in those cases?

Old ladies? Well, that’s a choice. And the way Leo phrased the question is interesting as well.

“Why do you always make us dress up as old ladies.”

This means that every time it’s up to Donnie to choose the disguise, it’s not up for discussion. They’re going to be old ladies. Period.

But the most interesting part of this scene is Donatello's answer to Leo's question.

You would think that blending in would be the main goal, but no. Donnie’s main goal with his chosen disguise is: comfort. He’s not willing to sacrifice his own comfort just to make other people comfortable with his presence.

He’ll wear a disguise if he must, but only on his own terms.

And I’m happy that he can set his boundary and stick to it.

Never change, Donnie, never change…

○○○○

…Does anyone else see Leo’s old lady drip?! Where did he get those pearls from? Forget the pearls, where did he get the pantyhose? Did he style his own wig? How long did it take for him to put on his makeup? What color eyeshadow is that? Look at those lashes! Look at those bazongas! He put so much work into his fit, no wonder he received a compliment.

#I can't with these two #this is a donnie centric post I promise #but I couldn't resist the leo drip #but honestly donnie's little hair bun is so cute #also when the turtles are wearing clothes around town they tend to stand out not blend in #has to do with the outfits they choose to wear #someone likes to wear massive shoulder pads #and someone likes to wear massive boots #starkiss ramblings #rise analysis #rottmnt analysis #character analysis #rise disaster twins #Donatello Ramblings #rise don #rise donnie #rise donatello #donatello hamato #rottmnt donatello #donatello #rise leo #rise leonardo #leonardo #rottmnt leonardo #leonardo hamato #rottmnt #tmnt #teenage mutant ninja turtles #rise of the teenage mutant ninja turtles #rise of the tmnt

[zu-is-here]

A gift for @window-nv by your Secret Santa (๑˃̵ᴗ˂̵)☆

˚✧₊⁎Merry Christmas!⁎⁺˳✧༚

And a big thank you to @utsecretsanta for hosting the event ╰(*´︶`*)╯♡

Nightmare by jokublog

Killer by rahafwabas / rahaf-wabas / rahofy-sketch

#zu art #secret santa #christmas #nightmare!sans #killer!sans #undertale #undertale au #utmv #undertale secret santa #here come a snow angel... and a snow butterfly (≧∀≦)♡ #I wasn't sure which request of yours if more preferable for you #(though I was really interested in Soul & Zero's relationship *^*) #but then I saw your message about killermare and went for it heheh <3 #the idea came so sudden I just couldn't resist it xp #hopefully you like it! (〃ω〃)

[bisexualfbiagents]

THE X FILES | Beyond the Sea (1.13)

#the x files #txf #txfedit #xfilesnet #dailytxf #dana scully #1x13 #beyond the sea #mine #kallypsos #usersilene #hope it's ok that i tag y'all i've never tagged anyone directly lol #anyway yeah i know this scene and this episode has been giffed to death but i don't care!!!! #she's so beautiful and her eyelashes are so long i couldn't resist #my hands were tied!!!!

[elitadream]

I'll be honest: I've got no excuse for that one. This is just pure and unfiltered silliness. 😂

The idea that Peach finds Mario very handsome is one that I absolutely adore, and I love imagining that her friends would often catch her staring while he works around the castle. The man would never notice; too absorbed by the task at hand to remotely consider that his visible strain and skillful moves might be closely observed. But little does he know, those seemingly mundane displays of strength and deftness would have the Princess pining even harder for him! xD 💘

What can I say? It's been forever since the last time I drew her looking properly flustered in his presence. I just had to! 😏🤭

#Mario #Princess Peach #Mario x Peach #Mareach #romance #idiots in love #I couldn't resist including Daisy for comedic purposes 😆 #She would absolutely give her friend that look I am convinced #and also make less than subtle allusions later 🤣 #And poor Peach has no frame of reference for those feelings #She's never been enamored with anyone. Barely knows what crushes and butterflies even are- #All she knows is that Mario is one gorgeous man 🙇‍♀️❤️‍🔥 #And so she stares 🫠 #These two really need to have a talk xD #like ASAP #lol #Super Mario Bros #fanart

[spaceships-and-salty-air]

Doctor Who + Reductress Headlines (10/?)

I am not ready for the 60th! Have some reductress headlines I made to cope.

#this is so mean to ten but I promise it comes from a place of love #I just couldn't resist #also is it just me or is thirteen incredibly hot in the fourth photo? #doctor who #reductress #reductress headlines #tenth doctor #eleventh doctor #thirteenth doctor #amelia pond #twelfth doctor #rory williams #donna noble #clara oswald #thirteen x yasmin #yasmin khan #dhawan!master #the master #dw #guys I had a whole plan for this #60th anniversary countdown #there was going to be a theme #but life hit me like a fucking bus #so have a random assortment of shit that made me laugh this week

[octylish]

kiss kiss fall in love <3

current wip for a piece i'm working on :)

#vashwood #vash the stampede #nicholas d wolfwood #wolfwood #i love these two so much :( #they deserve happiness #also sorry for the couch guys i couldn't resist #trigun #uuueee uue u uuuu euuu uueueu (sound of crying)

[altruistic-meme]

Bildad the Shuhite lives in my head rent free

#I'm sorry I'm so sorry I'm supposed to be going to sleep #but u see the aziraphale one and i COULDN'T RESIST #LOOK AT HIM!!!!!!! #good omens #good omens s2 #bildad the shuhite #crowley #go crowley #david tennant #good omens season 2 #good omens spoilers #shh ac

[fvckingcrazybutfree]

if your gays are less complicated than a lizard with a torture degree from torture college (ex-spy for a nazi germany allegory) and an insufferable twink who thinks he can fix him (doctor from a utopian future earth) then I don't want it

#they're so funny and interesting together i couldn't resist even if i tried (i didn't) #star trek deep space nine #ds9 #garashir #elim garak #julian bashir