#smite me down

[themagicfolf]

I just rhymed Steel with Steal

I have commited an unforgivable sin

#Poetry #gods #smite me down #for I have done the unforgivable

[transfemmegeddylee]

In honor of me rediscovering prosenna I am writing scat

#ap #as #Smite me down

[obsob]

beloved!!!

#neither of these characters r women >:3 #mine #fan art #rote #fitz and the fool #fitzloved #realm of the elderlings #i was screaming reading golden fool let me tell you that. 'you thought i was bringing you flowers?' fitz what if i bit you #i am on . fools fate now. oh dear #after this im gonna. wait a long time before reading fitz and fool trilogy...good lord #also. u would not believe the amount of GRIEF. this drawing gave me. ive been staring at colour variations for like an hour #th pose is based off an Artus Scheiner drawing i saw n was like. thats fitzloved #i hvent read liveship traders i know i know. smite me down. listen. i dont care for boats i really dont. #i started reading it n was like i dont respect any of these people and then. stopped skdfbsdk #anyway. why is it 30 degrees. relax. its cooler next week thank god. this better b th last of th heat or im gna start biting

[objectumnonsense]

thinking this evening about robots (as usual of course) but specifically those robots who have no genitals, nor desire for them, nor really any way to experience pleasure in a "human" way. maybe they're work bots not made with sex in mind, or building-sized supercomputers with no sense of touch outside of user interface areas.

thinking about intimacy with a body (or bodies) that love in a slightly different language. metal hands holding warm flesh, digging in, with the power to tear away but the care and restraint not to. a comforting voice that surrounds and whispers sweet nothings while rooms of servers and screens hum and pulse with want want want.

will you pry away its chassis and adore its insides the same way it adores yours? tangle your fingers in its wires, pull them a little when you bring your hand away to caress its face? it's the trust it takes for it to let you in so close to its heart that makes you shiver. trace the grooves in its body, so precise and intentional in their placement; find the place where it falls apart and speed up the process.

listen to its voice glitch and skip while it tries to relay what you're doing to it. hear the mechanical keening when you reach its central processing arrays, every brush of your skin on its metal sending its thoughts into a hazy, static-filled loop of touch touch touch.

you're who gets to see it like this. who gets to make it fall apart. it's a thrill like nothing else.

#getting nervous to hornypost on my hornyposting blog on the hornyposting website like ok anxiety disorder can we Not #tho god itself would have to come down and smite me to stop me from being weird about computers #mentally ill robot boy getting pretentious on the beat #robophilia #wireplay #(a bit)

[uselessalexis165]

they are both dorks and i love them 💛🧡

#can’t wait for s5 to smite me down again #lmk spoilers #my text #lego monkie kid #monkie kid #sun wukong #monkey king #mk #lmk mk #qi xiaotian

[full-of-malice]

i sometimes feel like the community can give allos the wrong idea of what it is and feels like to be asexual or aromantic, and especially both.

like i feel when searching for perspectives you either find that being aroace is the greatest thing that ever happened it's so cool and swag or that's it's utterly miserable. when it's more then often both. it's a big package of good and bad.

it's part of you which means it's something so beautiful and powerful and right and wonderful and that's something to be proud of.

on the flip side as a romance favorable aroace person, it hurts like shit. i know that i won't feel like other people. i want to seek out a relationship but i know i'll never love them the way that they deserve and the way that any other person could love them because i will never feel romantically attracted to them. i feel the need to disclose this to people because i don't want to hurt them. i don't want to be a shitty person just for trying to find a relationship.

i've seen allos online claim how Easy it would be to be aroace. oh how they wish they were aroace no more crushes no more problems.

they don't realize that society is so romance and sex focused that you are forgotten and left to the side. and that even your own community might not support you if you aren't perfect. they fail to realize that people around you won't believe you or care. that society tricks you so you feel like you're missing out on things. being queer means that conservatives hates you and even if you don't feel attraction to anyone they still want you dead. like it is not all sunshine dragons and rainbows i swear to god.

also a completely different gripe but i will Kill the asexual extra free time jokes with my bare hands goodness gracious

#it's being a hater hour sorry folks #i'm being somewhat controversial today no one smite me #i just realized that i promised more ace/aro posting but i have attention span issues so i finally got around to putting it down in text #aro #ace #aromantic #asexual #aspec #arospec #aroace #malice rambles #queer #aromantic asexual #my post

[jahiera]

sniffling and crying downloading 10 pdfs of dnd lore books so I can read about the universe so I can accurately write about it. start crying even more when I have a lore question and the reddit conversation reads like "you fucking idiot this was contradicted 15 years ago!" "idk ask your DM you can do what you want" "ACTUALLY you cannot do what you want. read THIS book--" "okay well larian plays fast and loose with the lore anyways." "kill yourself." "okay."

#head on the table trying to nail down some backstory potentials & specifics ........ #feels like: do what you want forever. if you fuck with the lore a spectral guardian with the rage of 150 Nerds will smite you dead. #but do what you want forever in the do what you want game. #spent an hour trying to figure out if (half-)drow can still have red eyes even if they're not lolth sworn #the debate was fierce. brother these words mean nothing to me #I looked up lore books and got hit with a list of TWENTY (20)!! novelizations which is very cool though #like I'm happy to deep dive; it's been awhile since I've had a thing to Deep Dive into; but good lord... it is overwhelming. #pers ⚔️

[extraaa-30]

broke: crowley tempted the senate to stab caesar

woke: crowley tempted the senate to stab caesar because aziraphale was upset about the library of alexandria

bespoke: aziraphale was in rome as part of the arrangement. he's the one who tempted the senate to stab caesar (and ten billion burned books cried out for vengeance) 😇📚😌🔪

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*yes i know this was pre-arrangement but for the sake of unhinged delight no it wasn't

post inspired by this art

#baroque: it wasn't even az's turn to tempt. crowley got a commendation & went to investigate like #what human nonsense am i taking credit for now? #only to find aziraphale chilling in rome #eating oysters. living his best life #crowley: oh hey angel. did you hear they stabbed caesar? #az: ah. how terrible #random senator: here's your knife back mr. fell! thanks again for letting me borrow it! #az: ... #crowley: ... #az: lOOK if anything it was a SMITING who tf burns down a library???!? #go #good omens #ineffable husbands #aziracrow #ides of march #happy ides of march #belatedly #extraaa

[caycanteven]

Wanted to do something fun today, so I worked up the motivation to design Moth!Lex based off a Southern Flannel Moth's color palette was meaning to do this a while back but I got really distracted on other stuff i wanted to draw... I plan to do more with this so I consider it a WIP for the mean time

#my art #caycantdoodle #moth lex #self insert #moth au? #i think thats how it goes #she's probably going to be extra fluffy in the end result #always loved four armed creatures #mature label only cause I don't want to get smited #there isn't any straight nudity #so tumblr don't feckin' smite me down #I'll mark it just to be safe lmfao

[cleric4vampire]

I should be working on my tender and darling drawing of aune and astarion for ockiss24 but somewhere along the way I tripped and now I'm drawing durgetash smut. where am I. how the fuck did I get here

#I cannot believe the first time I'm drawing handsome younger man with a quick easy smile is with him [redacted] in aune. #someone smite me down rn

[marguerite-pizza]

couple drawings of my interpretation of Murderbot :] this series has me in a chokehold and I’m living for it

#digital drawing #digital art #my art #murderbot #murderbot diaries #fanart #if it’s innacurste to the book god can smite me down

[grubloved]

in the way that gay people get kinda sick of hanging out with straight people i am becoming tired of skinny people. like i dont need to hear another word abt calories or whatever the hell come on get the poison out of your head already i dont have time for this

#much love to my skinny friends but if any of u say one more thing around me abt how fat u are or whatever i will smite you down #like if ur skinny and u did the work tm you are passable but just like my god the numbr of skinny people who have done that is. small #but all of my fat friends had to do the work already we did it we got it over with we r ascended past the bullshit u know. like #i just simply dont have the time for weird shit about food or fatphobia or anything anymore like take it away. no more of this in my life

[madame-mongoose]

Make-up for the kids-detecting-the-bullying-prompt: OOIE eventually realizes it, but not in the way Sun may expect. OOIE just thinks the children are being mean bc of sun being a robot, to that leads to OOIE putting on their big-Y/N pants and actively /scolding/ the children for antagonizing sun. sun actually seeing this usually skittish assistant suddenly putting their foot down and sticking up for him instead. no sun dont break down like that :c

OH YES YES YESSSS OH I LOVE THIS god GOD just the conflicting emotions of the person you hate the most standing up for you and trying to help you. And like. He can't deny their genuine kindness and want to help forever. Especially when they look at him so apologetically. They just want to help they just want to help they just want to help.

So why does he reject it at every turn. Why is he so afraid of them hurting him. Lying to him. Playing his little game so well he can't even detect it. Maybe it's happened before. So maybe it'll happen again.

#sorry #this sent me on a tangent #i just #really love this idea #sy smite me down if you disagree #our orbit is elliptical #ooie #monnie answers

[coquelicoq]

those jokers in greek mythology are always getting punished for their hubris but at least their hubris is over impressive stuff. it's all "fly too close to the sun" this and "be really really really good at weaving" that. whereas my hubris is always shit like "this tampon will last for another hour" and "surely i paid that bill already" and "i'm actually not very depressed"

#but i'm actually NOT very depressed though!!!!! it is just october. #i know this only works if there's like. a god of tampons so let's say there is a god of tampons lol #if hubris is when you as a puny human are cocky enough to think you can compete with the gods #which in my memory of 9th grade english class two decades ago is correct. which surely it is #there is a god who knows exactly when tampons should be changed and i am grossly offending her every time i think i can leave one in #she sees me being all smug like oh this bad boy's got at least four grams left in her and she's like SMITING YOU SMITING YOU SMITING YOU #there's a god of good mental health and every time i'm like you know i think i'm doing relatively okay mental health wise #he comes down and is like how dare you. that's my thing. just for that i am going to make you cry a lot for no reason. #you get the picture #in the immortal words of horse_ebooks #everything happens so much #my posts #f #mythology

[revvethasmythh]

Gave Minthara a fuckass halberd and the great weapon master feat and I'm a little 😳 about the sheer damage output she does, holy hell

#like don't get me wrong lae'zel can wipe a bitch but minthara's taking them down like nothing else #and when she crits--- #divine smite is a drug and i might be addicted to it #rosie plays games kinda okay #ah shit here we go again

[jahiera]

I kind of want to just restart emrys so I can play her again more perfectly this time... kill even MORE fiends and such. but also I speedran grymforge a bit & the thing is that. emrys rolls up to moonrise towers already have a deep-seated and intense paladin-specific beef with ketheric. babygirl heard that he was 1. an evil paladin 2. broke his paladin vow to TWO gods prior 3. was like That and decided Actually, I'm going to project All of my own personal issues and insecurities onto you. And then I'm going to kill you. and then she still offered to spare him. so I need the buildup to that from grymforge. you see.

#you understand. #one thing that emrys will do is have extremeeeely specific problems in regards to needing to be the Best Paladin In The Room #<- she is abnormal. she has a lot of problems. #Ketheric is such a ... dark twisted mirror / I can see myself in you / I do not /want/ to see myself in you. #of course she resents his crimes but more than that she resents what she Sees in him that she feels is also in her self #there's something ugly in you thats also in me etc etc #so. this beef NEEDS BUILDUP. #(alternatively: she latched onto Dame Aylin almost immediately as a figure of holy righteousness and divinity that she craves for herself) #(if Ketheric is close to what she COULD be at her worst; Dame Aylin is suuch a. Being You Could Fix Me. moment for her) #(also objectively not normal but very funny. ah yes I know what will make me a better object and sword for Tyr. if I was nothing but a #channel for divine righteousness greater than myself. not even a person just a violent weapon made to STRIKE.) #(and she can never be so close to the divine + never be such a weapon but she sure does TRY.) #(OF WHICH dame aylin is not either; but she IS a blinding light in the dark & Ough. the complexes that inspires.) #Anyways.... the NPCs we latch onto as the narrative parallel / reference for our Tav PC huh. Yeah! #act 2 is just... it gave me SOOOO much for her. Shadowheart/Ketheric/Aylin in different measures for different reasons #Orin. she's weird about but for different reasons. In that orin's fanaticism and madness kind of #tickles a part of her that wants. very desperately. to smite down the most obvious of evils in 1v1 combat #which is a violence that once again! comes uncomfortably close to the fanaticism of Ketheric + Orin + their own propensity for god-driven #violence & horror. as it is and such.