#skull-face larry

[corvidexoskeleton]

Lowkey obsessed with Larry becoming a darkbeast

#text post tag #bloodborne #skull-face larry #he deserves it

[zeddertop-bugster]

larry goes to terraria. it sucks.

#i still wanna draw more isekai larry but i dont have a ton of ideas n ill probably just do homestuck next #but if anyone got any ideas send me an ask or sm idk lolll #sorry when i draw him and he looks about half his apparent age :skull emojie: #its bc he looks too much like oc morgan who has tired baby face & force of habit ok? ok. #gym leader larry #digital art #elite four larry #larry pokemon #pokemon larry #elite 4 larry #artists on tumblr #digital artist #terraria #guide terraria

[leggerefiore]

summary: You introduce your brother, Guzma, to your boyfriend, Larry. It can certainly only go well.

pairings: Larry/Reader, Guzma&Reader

Larry was not sure what he expected as he stood nervously at the airport gates. His tie felt suffocating around his neck as he stood alone, briefcase still in hand. You had told him you would be coming back to Paldea today from Alola. He was eager to see you again, having become unfortunately aware of the loneliness he felt when you were away. The effects you had on his life were so quick and unexpected, he just was unsure how to react to it all. Before he knew it, his work consumed life had a place for you in it, and he came to expect spending evenings with you.

Seeing you once again, as you pulled your luggage through the airport, made him gasp. You grinned brightly after seeing him and ran over to him. Larry stood stiffly as you brought him in for a tight hug. Pressing a kiss on his cheek, you chuckled at his face. His normally tired expression was that of awe. Before you could finally get a word out, your name was called out through the room. Larry's attention was brought towards a gruff-looking younger man with a glare directed right at him. You sighed and let him go, turning to the man.

“Guzma,” you called out easily, “Stop being rude. This is my boyfriend. You said you wanted to meet him.” Larry then understood. On the call you had made to him earlier, you had said your brother was tagging along because he had wanted to meet him and see some of Paldea himself. Clearly, there was some kind of disconnect made between you and Guzma, as the white haired man stood with his arms crossed and face grimacing.

“Look, I know you got daddy issues, but this ain't the solution,” Guzma said plainly, “How old is he? Like sixty?” Larry felt a bit offended. He was not that old… yet. Sure, a lot of men his age were already settled down with a few kids, but he had been devoted to his work. It was not exactly the easiest job, being both a gym leader and an Elite Four member.

“Guzma,” you hissed his name out, “Be nice. Larry isn't like that.” You walked over and lightly hit your brother on his shoulder. Guzma just shook his head and marched over to Larry. His body language was aggressive.

“Look, back off,” the Alolan snapped at the middle-aged businessman, “I'm gonna kick your ass if you don't.” Larry cocked a brow at his words.

“... Are you asking for a battle?” he sighed. He was spending his lunch break trying to meet you at the airport, but it seemed his career choice would haunt him everywhere he went.

“Are you sayin' you're not backing off?” Guzma threatened.

Another sigh came from Larry as he took a few paces away from the man and pulled out one of his pokeballs. “No, I'm not. Unless they want to break up,” you shook your head violently as the assertion, and Larry continued talking, “I happen to like them quite a bit.”

Guzma gritted his teeth and tossed out his Golisopod who unfortunately met a hard place in for of Larry's Straraptor. Needless to say, in the battle of bird and bug, the bird came out on top. The ex-Team Skull boss begrudgingly accepted your middle-aged businessman lover. He then proceeded to demand to see some of the pokemon league of this region, effectively taking you away for the day. Larry sadly returned to his shift before running over on his break.

Guzma screamed at learning that Larry was one of the most powerful trainers in the region. He could not believe that at all.

#pokemon x reader #pokemon larry x reader #larry x reader #larry/reader #pokemon/reader

[charcadett]

How would it go if Larry’s SO had a talk with him about starting a family? “Have you thought about us having kids?” And he chokes on whatever he’s eating/drinking

Oh I love Larry and this is so cute. Frisbees this at you anon heheh

Starting A Family With Larry Conversation

- You try not to bring it up while he’s eating because you’re very right anon, he would choke. All the same, he ends up inhaling his own saliva as soon as the words leave your mouth. Larry is a subdued guy. It’s hard to get a reaction out of him. Even if you tackled him to the ground, the best you’d get is an ‘oof’ as he lays there, waiting for you to get up. Now, he’s staring at you, his eyes wide, eyebrows nearly melded with his hairline, and his mouth agape. “Huh?”

- You repeat yourself again, a little more unsure this time, and you can see the gears in his head turning as he processes the question. Kids have never crossed his mind. In the past, he didn’t think marriage was in his future until he met you. He’s financially stable enough to provide for a couple of ankle biters. He owns his own apartment and has experience babysitting Poppy- though he knows that doesn’t hold a candle to being a father. What worries him is not only the amount of time he spends at work - though he knows he has more than enough vacation time stocked up - he isn’t sure he’s emotionally available enough to raise kids.

- Larry cares a lot, but he’s not the best at showing it. A kid needs more than a monotone voice and an expressionless face to grow up healthy. He knows he’d love them with all his heart, but would he be able to properly let them know? The thought scares him. To make matters worse, none of these thoughts have been voiced to you. Simply rattling away in his skull while he stares at the plate of food in his lap. When he finally finds his voice, he scratches his cheek and looks up at you. “Do you think they’d like me?”

- During his prolonged silence, you couldn’t help but worry you crossed a line. When he glances up at you, looking more unsure than you’ve ever seen him, and asks you that, you let out an incredulous laugh. “Are you kidding me? They’d love you!”

- The rest of the night is spent talking. He shares his worries with you, and you share yours with him. You tell him that while you understand his fear, you have never felt so loved than when you’re with him. He may not be the most expressive man, but his actions speak louder than his words ever could. With all your heart, you know Larry would be a wonderful father. When he breathes a heavy sigh of relief, you hold him against your chest.

- Ultimately, the two of you decide it’s time to start a family. He may have been hesitant last night, but now, he’s showing you his favorite food that he’s excited to share with his future kid. You laugh and tell him there’s no guarantee that they’ll be as adventurous an eater as he is. They might not even like food. Larry blinks and gives you a smile. He needs a new hobby anyway, and he’s happy to pick up whatever if it means he gets to spend time with his kid. But that’s the future. Right now, he’s all yours.

#pokemon x reader #pokemon imagines #pokemon headcanons #gym leader larry x reader #elite four larry x reader

[pazzesco]

Philip Woolway | Pulp Fiction - Still Life Photography

Philip Woolway | Self Portrait - "Waiting for Inspiration"

Philip Woolway | Vanitas with Flowers

Philip Woolway | "Headhunters - Only if you are alive" - Only if you are alive when they take your skull can the Borneo headhunters carve their ornate tribal patterns. To take the head from your opponent in battle is the highest honour. Once the head is yours then the vanquished will be your slave in the afterlife, so much at stake. Many of the skulls featured in the shot are believed to be over 200 years old and possibly from Portuguese sailors who invaded the islands.

Philip Woolway | Passion Flower - A still life study of the magnificent and intricate passion flower in full bloom featuring both full facing and side views. Captured in macro detail for every spec of pollen.

The name ‘passion flower’ refers to the passion of Jesus and the genus therefore has a particular relevance at Easter. Spanish Christian missionaries adopted the unique structure of the plant as symbols of the last days of Jesus and especially his crucifixion. The symbolism of the different floral parts is as follows:

the five petals and five sepals taken together represent the ten faithful apostles (excluding St Peter the denier and Judas the betrayer)

the flower’s radial filaments or corona represent the crown of thorns

the three stigmas represent the three nails and the five anthers the five wounds (four by nails and one by the lance)

the tendrils represent the whips used in the flagellation of Christ

Philip Woolway | "Larry" - The story is that Larry was, in a previous life a janitor at a French medical institute. Larry enjoyed his work and worked there all his life. At his request he left his body to the institute for medical research. I think the single tooth grinning at me convinced me in an instance that a photograph was demanded.

Philip Woolway | Miscellanies - Light Painted Still LIfe

Philip Woolway | Getting to the core of Granny Smith - Light Painted Still Life

Philip Woolway | Book of Things - Proverbial Philosophy

Philip Woolway | Closing Time - Still life tableau vivant – “What we want is Watneys !” – not any more, it’s Closing Time.

#Philip Woolway #photography #art #photographers #still life #closing time #pulp fiction #headhunters #head hunters #core #granny smith #Passion Flower

[dross-the-fish]

Can we get a drabble of Larry changing one way or the other pre serum?

Yup, one werewolf transformation for you. ... Adam Frankenstein was nearly finished tightening the restraints on the uncomfortable metal chair that had been built to contain Lawrence Talbot’s beastly wolf form with a grim, somber scowl. Larry, cold, naked and frightened, threw him a desperate, pained look. The Creature's countenance softened. He reached out to the thin boy and and passed a hand very gently over his hair. The gesture was as much in apology for the barbaric method of restraint as it was meant to calm and reassure. Unfortunately, Larry found little comfort in it as his wild eyes were now glued to the grandfather clock on the other side of the room. As the hour ticked away Larry’s agitation only increased, despite Adam’s best efforts to console him.  

As soon as the sun began to set, Larry felt the telltale burning start at the base of his spine. Just before Larry began to convulse Adam fixed a heavy muzzle over his head. As a rule, Adam refused to muzzle him before he started changing, in case Larry wanted to talk or asked for water, and simply because he had no wish to add to the young man’s discomfort before it was absolutely necessary. A small gesture of consideration for which Larry was very grateful.

Pale blue skies gave way to hues of pink, then purple as the light faded. Larry seized in his chair, back rigid, arms and legs thrashing against the unyielding restraints. The burning in his spine intensified and curled its way upwards, until it settled around his skull. There was a swift tightening inside the bony cavern, a heavy pressure and sharp pain, as though an animal were locking its jaws around his brain and Larry could feel himself slipping away as the wolf emerged. His limbs jerked and crunched as they stretched and distorted, claws bursting from under his nails and the skin of his face stretched and finally ripped to accommodate his newly forming snout. His teeth, small and square, broke lose from their sockets and clattered to the floor as fangs erupted from frothy, carmine red gums. Thick, viscous globs of bloody saliva dripped in sluggish strings down a chest now covered in coarse brown fur. Larry screamed, his human voice deepening into a chilling wolf howl that signaled the end of the transformation.

#Lawrence Talbot #Adam Frankenstein #tw blood #tw body horror #werewolf transformation

[awesomefringey]

I love that Harry's release day cardigan has a cute duck on it while Louis' release day cardigan has a black skull.

Did you see how the ducks and the skulls face each other too?

We will finally see Larry together again - in a copyright trial. Lovers to plaintiffs to lovers.

#ask #parallels #louis in cardigans #harry in cardigans

[blackberryandpeppermint]

I’m watching the ace attorney live action movie so you’re gonna have to hear my unhinged thoughts. Liveblog under the cut

God they made the whole spirit channeling sequence look horrifying. I heard that the movie was directed by a horror director and I can definitely see it. Also I love the detail that Mia and Maya were there it just makes it that much sadder. And the implication that Gregory intentionally lied to protect Miles ooof.

Love the parallels between Miles’s and Phoenix’s trials with miles being calm and collected and Phoenix being a hot mess. Also the Dee Vasquez cameo and the turnabout samurai reference. Also the trash confetti lol

I love that Von Karma randomly has a horse skull. Also the foreshadowing of him rubbing his shoulder.

Ooh I like getting to see Mia investigate dl6

Steel samurai jumpscare + Phoenix and Larry friendship

Phoenix why on earth would you pick up the murder weapon with your bare hands. Also Gumshoe!

The childhood flashback my heart 🥹🥹

Damn they really emphasize how grim the three day trial system is. Also von karma in the gallery is a nice touch

I know that the projector dropping was supposed to be dramatic but it was so over the top it made me laugh

What the fuck did they do to my boi red white. They made him emo😭😭. Also making him a reporter instead of a ceo is an interesting choice but clearly they wanted to simplify the case so the could focus on dl6

I love that dystopian future projector ™️ is apparently controlled by dramatic finger snaps and desk slams

And now he has a megaphone because reasons.

Phoenix screaming and tossing papers everywhere seems very in character

The project also comes with trumpet effects and virtual and real confetti good to know. Also maya sitting there deadpan with the confetti is way funnier than it should be

How did they manage to make the blue badger more terrifying

Damn Maya braking down and yelling at white was heart wrenching. Let Maya be angry 2k16

Ooh Phoenix and Maya deciding to investigate dl6 for Mia’s sake is the good shit.

The evidence room? The weapon a piece of evidence? Interesting. Wonder why they changed it since the circumstances of dl6 are so vital to the aa universe. Maybe they wanted to add suspense for longtime fans?

Also damn that cut to yogi and edgeworth

Of course the blue badger has a matching umbrella also him holding it for gumshoe lol

Also what is going on with Maya’s scarf

Lotta’s bedazzled camera. Love hippie lotta

Von karma and Phoenix awkwardly shaking hands

Edgeworth’s face when lotta said she wanted to be a witness

Nessie… well it is gourd lake… Gourdy!!!

What’s going on with Redd white lol. Why is he so edgy

“My cravat does not flutter” everyone collapses in shock

I appreciate that the high tech projects can be used as projectiles

Did yogi keep Polly in a fucking locker

The fucking tv in the flashback

How did they make dl6 even more convoluted

Phoenix talking very slowly to draw out the verdict is once again very in character

The empty husk of the blue badger inexplicably showing up to stop the verdict is the scariest thing I’ve seen in a long time

Polly shitting on the floor and demanding food while Phoenix tries to question her

The look on his face when Polly climbs on him

Damn I feel so bad for Yogi he didn’t deserve all that

Also the scene where he burned off his fingerprints was brutal

Also him training Polly the bird to say I love you so he could pretend his wife was still there was heartbreaking

Love Maya dramatically playing piano in the background

Phoenix shitting himself at Mia’s appearance

Von karmas motives make a lot less sense without the penalty

Larry crouching in anticipation lol

Paper stack ex machina

God damn that’s convoluted

Man is there anything that the future projected can’t do. Now it has bullet analyzing lasers

Also the gun firing because it bounced of yogis back is so stupid and so fucking funny

What the fuck is going on with those camera cuts with Von karma’s breakdown

Larry playing with the confetti is cute

I love the detail of the poor workers that have to sweep up the confetti

Phoenix wanting to take on yogis defense is really sweet and such a good characterization choice

Music swells on the worlds most homosexual handshake

Them yelling at Larry lol

Mayas suitcase is cute :)

Gay eye contact

Jamming ninja and engarde cameo at the very end

And one final objection to round us out

Overall I enjoyed it it was a fun time. Definitely super over the top but it’s ace attorney so it comes with the name. There was some things I didn’t like like the changing of the circumstances of dl6 and the lack of development with phoenix and Maya’s friendship but overall it was enjoyable

#ace attorney #gay lawyer game #ace attorney movie #liveblog #do I have a liveblog tag? #peppermint liveblogs #<there #it’s almost 3 am perphas I should sleep #long post

[your-divine-ribs]

I’m With the Band Part 6

Words: 1.6k

Sorry this part’s a bit filler… more exciting stuff coming up I promise! 💖

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I open one eyelid, squinting at the bright sunshine that's blazing through the windows as harsh as a laser beam.

"Ahh shit..." I curse, trying to lift my pounding head off the pillow but immediately letting it sink back down.

The sensation is like someone has taken a sledgehammer to my skull, and my tongue feels as dry as a stiff piece of cardboard in my mouth.

What the fuck was I drinking last night?

It comes back to me in a swirl of stomach-churning nausea. Gin, beer, wine, shots of something unidentifiable that makes me shudder when I recall knocking them back like water.

"I'm never drinking again!" I grumble into my pillow, which I know is a lie before the words have even left my lips, but even so, right now I'd gladly never touch a drop again.

I close my eyes, determined to get more rest, but now I've roused from the depths of sleep I know that I'll find it hard to drift back off. And that bloody sunshine! Even with my eyes screwed shut it's scorching my retinas.

Why didn't I just close the curtains last night?

It comes flooding back to me then... my little balcony liaison with Johnny. Nothing more than a kiss, but the recollection spreads a huge grin on my face. He resisted at first, but it didn't take much persuasion before he was down here in my arms, kissing me eagerly. That was until... LARRY!

My smile slips right off my face as I remember his disapproving looks. He's so sure that me hooking up with any of the band members is going to cause some kind of catastrophic rift within the close-knit band but that's just ridiculous. It's not like I'm looking for anything serious anyway, I just want a bit of fun.

I sigh to myself, reluctantly dragging my aching limbs out of bed and heading for the shower. I'm thankful that my aunt has let me stay in her spacious spare room with en-suite facilities. It's not quite the luxurious set-up that I have at home but at least I'm not having to share my shower space with the boys.

Mind you, I wouldn't grumble if Johnny were to slip in here with me right now.

I close my eyes and tip my head back, letting my mind run away with me for a moment, imagining Johnny's lean naked body under the spray, his dark curls damp around his face as he pressed me up against the cool tiles and leant in for a kiss...

"Bells! Be...lla! Wakey wakey!" Larry's booming voice comes from outside my room followed by a harsh knocking sound. I'm surprised I can hear him all the way in here with the shower on. He's got a right gob on him.

I ignore him, but he carries on. "Mam's got breakfast on the go! Don't take too long or Bondy'll eat it all!"

Once I'm out of the shower I dry off and wrap my hair in a towel, slipping into a pair of panties and some denim cut-offs, and a strappy top. I look in the mirror, appraising my reflection. Hmm... I really should wear a bra with this top... never mind. I apply a small slick of lip gloss and tousle my damp hair, heading for the kitchen-diner.

When I enter I see my aunt and uncle and Larry all sat around the table chatting, a perfect family scene. It makes me pause for a moment, the realisation hitting me that I can't actually remember the last time I sat down with my own family like this. With my parents so busy with their high-flying business one of them has usually already left for the office by the time I rise in the morning and the other will be tapping away on the laptop at the breakfast bar. Sometimes I wonder whether they even notice my presence they're so absorbed in their work. Maybe that's why I'm such a brat at home. That soon has them paying attention.

"Arabella dear, I hope you slept well." My uncle beams at me. "I heard you were a little worse for wear last night!"

Larry snorts loudly. "A little? She was wrecked dad. Couldn't even stand up when we came out the club. Ya should've seen her! Me and Van had to peel her off the pavement!"

"Shut up, I wasn't that bad!" I say, taking a seat next to Larry and aiming a well placed elbow in his ribs, drawing a groan from him.

My aunt's wearing that same look of disapproval that Larry had last night, and I can see where he got it from. "Your mum told me to make sure you didn't get into too much trouble young lady. What am I going to tell her when she calls later?"

"Ah, let the girl have fun," my uncle interjects, then winks at me conspiratorially when my aunt's distracted. "You're only young once, eh?"

I reward him with a smile. If only Larry was more chilled like his dad.

"Bonds! Looking fresh mate!" Larry sniggers, and I turn to see Johnny entering the kitchen, eyes red-rimmed and hair tousled, minus his cap.

"Alright? Morning everyone." He glances around the kitchen, eyes not resting on mine for long before they're darting away, obviously uncomfortable.

There's a moment where I brace myself, ready for someone to bring up him sneaking into my room, but then I realise that Larry wouldn't say anything in front of his parents and I breathe a sigh of relief.

My uncle's on his feet straight away, offering me and Johnny a full English breakfast which Johnny gratefully accepts, but the thought makes my stomach churn after my overindulgence and I decline, sipping on my tea instead.

"What's up Arabella, are you watching your figure love?" My aunt asks.

"No... no, not really," I reply, then I catch Johnny's eye over the table. "I just get someone else to do that."

That earns a chuckle from my uncle and a tiny smirk from Johnny before his head's down again as he tucks into his food.

Everyone chats easily over breakfast and Johnny soon relaxes, his warm and laidback personality really shining through as he trades light-hearted banter with my uncle and Larry and showers compliments on my aunt, much to her glee. He's really quite the charmer.

It's not long before he allows himself to hold my gaze a little more each time we chat as well, and I catch his eyes wandering elsewhere on occasion too when he doesn't think that I'm looking.

When breakfast's over Johnny announces that he's going outside for a smoke and as soon as I see that Larry's otherwise occupied helping his dad clear the table I take my chance to get Johnny on his own.

I spot him as soon as I step out, he's a way off down the garden, sitting on a bench, soaking up the morning sun. I stroll over, feeling his eyes on me as I approach and take the seat next to him.

"So... what are you guys up to today then?" I say casually.

"We're meeting up round Bob's to go over some new songs. Van wants to debut 'em at the show tomorrow night," Johnny tells me. He's smiling but I detect a slight wariness in his eyes.

I open my mouth to speak just as Johnny starts talking again and the awkwardness with which he blurts his words makes me stop abruptly.

"I'm really sorry... about last night! You were drunk and I shouldn't have taken advantage of you."

Well now... this is a surprise. If anything I probably took advantage of him!

"I'd hardly say you took advantage of me," I say, edging slightly closer to him on the bench until my bare thigh is just touching his leg. "I think we were both up for it, don't you?"

He glances around shiftily, like he's worried he could get into trouble for sitting so close to me. "Look Arabella, you seem like a lovely girl..."

Oh no! This isn't happening!

It's normally me turning guys down, not the other way around.

"But?" I say expectantly, arms crossed, trying not to let my disappointment show. I'd been so sure that he was into me.

"The thing is, you're only 19..."

"You're not exactly drawing your pension yet! You're only 25 for gods sake!" I protest. "I've been out with much older guys... it's not an issue, trust me... and besides, I'm not looking for anything long term. Can't we just like... have a bit of fun this summer... see what happens?"

As I speak I slide a hand on to his leg, giving his thigh a little squeeze. He shifts in his seat. He looks torn, weighing up his options. His body language is unsure but the glint in his eye betrays his real feelings.

"I really like you, but Larry doesn't want any of his mates going for his baby cousin. He's made that pretty clear!"

"Well... why don't we just keep it between you and me then?" I raise my eyebrows slightly, watching the tiny creases of worry on his forehead disappear as a tentative smile takes over.

"Shit... I hope I'm not gonna regret this!" He shakes his head, laughing softly.

"Oh... you won't..."

Then I get to my feet, slowly, enjoying how his gaze roams over me as I slowly turn around to leave. "See you later Johnny..."

#im with the band #van mccann fanfic #johnny bond fanfic #fanfic #vanfic

[spicycreativity]

Analogical- 13, 69 & 217

69 (nice): group project AU

Virgil was five minutes late and not sorry about it, padding through the library with a Red Bull soda sweating in his palm and his backpack hanging off one shoulder. He replayed the message over and over in his head as he passed tables full of students and high shelves laden with impossibly boring tomes.

Study room 4. 1:00 pm. Saturday.

Only one person occupied study room 4. Some guy who was always speaking up in lecture. Glasses, nice hair, scary smart. What was his name?

Virgil pushed the door open. "Come here often?" he said awkwardly, trying ans failing to be funny. Fuck.

The other guy— Larry or Landon or… Logan! Logan regarded him with a blank look. Not even a pity laugh. Tough crowd. "Yes."

Virgil sat down. Maybe his mechanical pencil was strong enough to penetrate his skull if he really jammed it in there. A lobotomy could only improve his social skills. "So where is everybody?" Three other people had been assigned to their little group in Philosophy of Religion, doomed to produce a slideshow on the Buddhist Eightfold Path.

"I don't know," Logan said. "I was hoping you might have heard something."

Virgil shook his head. "I'm Virgil, by the way." It was unlikely that someone as competent as Logan would have forgotten, but you never knew.

"I'm aware," Logan said, scanning him with an inscrutable gaze. "You sit in the back. You take the worst notes I've ever seen."

"Hey!"

To Virgil's surprise, Logan turned his face away in apparent shame. "I could help you, if you'd like— give you some pointers, I mean. If you want to take nicer notes."

What a roller coaster this conversation was becoming. Virgil hefted his textbook and let it flop onto the table. He really didn't care one way or the other what his stupid notes looked like, but Logan was cute and only annoying sometimes, which was more than Virgil could say for the other cute guys on campus. "That could be fun. Maybe you could come back to my dorm sometime." God, where was his pencil? Lobotomy time. Now.

"That…" Logan fidgeted with his own pencil, turning it over and over in his hand. "I would like that."

"Cool," said Virgil as his heart did a belly flop into his lower intestine. "But, uh, anyway. Buddha."

"Buddha," Logan agreed, cracking open his textbook.

Logan was incredibly adept at staying focused once his mind was set on something, so all Virgil had to do was cruise along on his momentum and chime in occasionally. None of their other group members showed up. Good. They could stay gone for all Virgil cared. He had a smart hottie (or a hot smarty?) all to himself and a failsafe topic to fall back on in case things got awkward. Thank God for Buddhism.

#spicyanswer #spicywrites #analogical #sanders sides fic

[talesfromsiteredacted]

SCP(L): Super Crappy Pickup Lines

Ignoring the very anomalous charges under our care, the Foundation is a lot like any other office. There's the office brown-noses, the snitches, the useless, the know-too-much types, the overachievers... and the flirts. Some of us have game, some of us couldn't find games in a toy shop. Here's some of the worst. Triggers: adult content, bad puns.

"That an anomalous sword in you hand 076-2 or are you just happy to see me?" Only Agent Dimitriov can try this and live. Anyone else is just going to become a red smudge on that sword.

"Good thing I'm certified in handling incendiary weapons, as you're smoking babe."

"Hey, sexy mama. Wanna see a naked Mole Rat?"

"Are you a memetic cognitohazard? Cause you keep running through my mind all night."

"Hey, are you a pneumohazard anomaly? I ask, because you take my breath away in that dress."

"You had me at 'cheesecake'."

"I don't know just what it is about you, 173... but I just can't take my eyes off you in that blue dress." That... was weird. Usually CLEF flirts with the Staring Statue, hearing a D-Class say that stuff was scary.

"Better get the MTF up here, that ass so fine shorty bends reality."

"I would bring you the skulls of every enemy of yours if it makes you smile, my (untranslatable)." Huh. Kinda romantic for Big Brother.

"The stars in the night are insignificant compared to those residing in your eyes, my dove." Okay... not going to lie... that was smooth as silk. No doubt about it Iris... Viktor is a keeper.

"The only thing blacker than your coffee preference is your soul. We should have dinner soon."

"I'd breach containment for you. I'd face the Hard to Destroy Reptile for you. I'd even remove a water bottle from your junk, again. I'd do anything for your love... except face the Ethics Committee again. I'm sorry, but you need to buy your own booze tonight, Ben. Bad enough they threatened me with the Red Right Hand after the last incident."

"Dyo, you may be a 'bad guy', but it doesn't make you a bad person. Thanks for telling Lenny the Letch to eat a bag of zombie dicks. Wanna grab coffee?"

"I've got the worst headache in history, 049... and I think a hug from you might be the best cure."

"Hey, can my eel slither in your pond?" That earned a slap from the Water Nymph. I'd have slapped him too.

"My anomalous ability? I made you come with just two fingers."

"I gave up a kidney for you. If that's not love, Charles, tell me what is."

An ANTI-pickup line: "Are you with the Church of the Broken God? Because you're really starting to grind my gears."

"Why yes, 999... that IS a mammoth ice cream sundae with your name on it, and everyone is ALWAYS happy to see you. Wanna play Among Us and chill?"

"Are you a Bixby? Because you're so fine it challenges my notion of reality."

"Of course she's Thaumiel, she's so fine even the Shy Guy stares as she passes by. So what? I'd still suit up to tap that heavenly fineness."

"You look cold, Dr. Iceberg. Maybe a hug would warm you up."

"Doctor, if I said you Light up my life would you be mad at me?"

"I'd gladly be your dinner if I get dessert first, Kuhmiho." Okay, D-2984 must not have been around pretty girls much.

"That a new dress, Dr. Myriad? It looks great on you, but it'd look better on my chair."

"I've got a couple bottles of your favorite wine, a few antimemetics... what say you and I get out of here and not make memories?"

"Oh, sweetie... 343 did his finest work when he made you."

"106... that a Marshall, Carter, & Dark thug? Aw, thank you, sweetheart! I got you one too. Happy Valentine's Day, Larry!"

"Hello, 049. Wanna play Doctor?"

"You're like an annoying TikTok music video, I close my eyes and I hear your voice. You, uh... doing anything tonight?"

#scp foundation #tales from site redacted #we got some real freaks here #looking at you agent o'hare #dr gears #scp 076 2 #scp 105 #scp 049

[corvidexoskeleton]

Elden Ring Larry: Alive and Definitely Not Dead Version

#picture tag #elden ring #skull-face larry #lowkey sadge that you cant mess with the color of individual parts of the face like in bloodborne #so i can make him look a bit more like shit #as opposed to just Dead

[totaldrama-showdowns]

NONHUMAN SHOWDOWN ROUND 1

Sasquatchanakwa vs Bowie’s Crown

Brittney vs Chilly Billy

Loki vs Leshawna Jr

The Pole vs Scuba Bear

Larry vs The Mike Face Necklace

Bruno vs Olivia Von Trashpanda

The Raptor vs Scary Girl’s Skull

Scruffy vs Booger

#nonhuman showdown

[leggerefiore]

Larry's hair was surprisingly soft, you noted as he laid on top of you. He had come home from work not too long prior, as exhausted as he usually was, but somehow, you both ended up on the couch together after sharing dinner. Then, he buried his face into your chest and went still. It was far from the first time he had done this, obviously preferring to rest against you after a particularly rough day.

What had Geeta done to him now? You could only wonder. Her hobby seemed to be picking on him in an attempt to reactivate his love for battling. On the contrary, her attempts seemed to drive him further and further away from his previous passion. He was still a more than competent trainer, but he was just a bit jaded. You sighed. Whenever you fought against him, he always appeared to enjoy himself.

A contented groan came from the middle-aged man as your fingers danced across his scalp, beating back whatever headache sought to form in his skull. You smiled a bit. His weight was plenty solid against your body, almost like a living weighted blanket. The scent of his cologne was light in the air. The television played some show absent-mindedly in the background. It was all oddly relaxing. “Feeling better, Larry?” you asked him softly.

His dark eyes peered at you as he shifted his head up. You thread your fingers through his hair once more. “Yeah,” he agreed, “I'm sorry about this. I doubt you wanted to spend your evening like this.” You laughed and shook your head.

“Nah, this is perfect,” you smiled at him and leaned forward to press a kiss to his forehead, “You're being a real… Larr-bear.”

You could only watch how his face shifted at the mention of the nickname. He buried himself back into your chest as you laughed more. That certainly was not his favourite term of endearment. Granted, hubby nearly made him faint, so perhaps it was above that one. “You do look like a Komala, though.”

“Should I fall asleep like one, too?” Larry replied.

You began to rub at his tense back. “Sure, if you want,” you held him close.

If only most evenings could be like this one.

#larry.ima #here's ur being weird about old man content

[scoingun]

Lauri Allen Törni

Name:

Lauri Allen Törni (former)

Larry Thorne

Aliases:

Soldier of 3 Armies

Baba Yaga

Major Thorne

Soviet Enemy Number 1

Son of Finland

Species:

Human

Age:

104 (Mentally)

46 (Physically)

Gender:

Male

Origin:

Vyborg, Finland

Status:

Alive

Affliction:

Humanity

Einherjar

Finnish Army (former)

Waffen-SS (former)

Green Beret (former)

Voice actor:

J Michael Tatum (English VA)

Daisuke Ono (Japanese VA)

Quote:

“I don’t enjoy killing, if anything, I loathe it with a passion, but when duty calls my name, the herd must be culled, it’s a simple matter, just like any other.”

Appearance:

Lauri is a tall, dreamy man with short, stylish, golden blonde hair and sapphire blue eyes, his face shows no imperfections.

Lauri has green camo war paint on his face, he dons a green beret with the pin of his unit, along with that, he wears an American uniform, he has a pair of dog tags around his neck, he has a skull and crossbones pin on his uniform, a pair of fingerless gloves, and lastly, he has an armband of the Finnish Coat of arms on his right arm with the Finnish flag as the background.

Personality:

Lauri is a fearless, determined, and courageous individual, he has grown numb to the thought of killing others, a far cry from when he first became a soldier in the Finnish Military and fought in the Winter War.

When Lauri joined the Waffen-SS, he deeply despised the actions of the Nazi army and he hated himself even more for fighting for them.

So, when Lauri got the chance, he surrendered and came to the United States as a politcal refugee, there he thought he would live his days out as a carpenter.

Destiney had different plans for Lauri however, when duty called his name to fight in Vietnam, which would be where he would finally be able to rest after 30 years of war.

Abilities:

Master in cqc

Master in Russian Systema

Master in Pro wrestling

Master in taekwondo

Master in knives

Supernatural abilities:

Golden age

Equipment:

Elemental combat knife; use four different elements to fight, fire, water, wind, and earth.

#record of ragnarok #Lauritornioc #shuumatsu no valkyrie #ror oc

[artzychic27]

I’m making a miraculous theater kid au, do you have suggestions for the play or the cast? ( the main Heroes are ladybug! Sabrina and Cat! Alix btw

I have like ten ideas for a cast for different plays

(Gonna assume you want canon characters, but just in case, I got OCs in red. Also, slashes means different choices)

Be More Chill💊

Jeremy: Jean

Michael: Nino

Christine: Mireille/Ondine

Jenna: Alya

Rich: Ismael/Alix

Jake: Kim

Chloe: Aurore/Zoe (Ha!)

Brooke: Myléne

Mr. Heere: Ivan

Mr. Reyes: Max

Squip: Denise/Austin T/Marc/Rose/Kagami

Dear Evan Hansen📝

Evan: Adrien

Connor: Marc

Jared: Nathaniel

Zoe: Reshma/Sabrina

Alana: Cosette/Alya

Heidi: Zoé

Larry: Simon/Adrien

Cynthia: Aurore

Heathers💣

Veronica: Juleka

JD: Jean/Mireille (JD was female in some versions. Look it up)

Heather C: Reshma/Alya

Heather M: Sabrina/Lacey

Heather D: Aurore/Ondine/Cosette

Kurt: Kim

Ram: Nino

Martha: Denise/Rose

Miss. Flemming: Myléne

Bud Dean: Ivan

Mr. Sawyer: Nathaniel

Mrs. Sawyer: Marinette/Zoe

Hamilton🪶

Alexander Hamilton: Jean

Eliza Hamilton: Mireille/Lacey

Aaron Burr: Nino

Angelica Schuyler: Kagami

George Washington: Ivan

Marquis de Lafayette & Thomas Jefferson: Max/Simon

Hercules Mulligan & James Madison: Ismael/Adrien

John Laurens & Philip Hamilton: Austin T/Nathaniel

Peggy Schuyler & Maria Reynolds: Marinette/Alya/Reshma

King George III: Kim

SIX (Just… Screw gender for this. A guy understudied for one performance, let’s just do this)👑

Catherine of Aragon: Denise/Aurore

Anne Boleyn: Nathaniel/Cosette/Marinette

Jane Seymour: Sabrina/Ondine

Anne of Cleves: Alix/Nino

Katherine Howard: Reshma/Kim

Catherine Parr: Myléne/Juleka/Jean

The Lightning Thief⚡️

Percy: Jean

Annabeth: Kagami

Grover: Nino

Mr. D: Ivan

Luke: Marc/Simon

Ares: Nathaniel

Charon: Cosette/Alix

Silena: Reshma/Juleka/Sabrina

Sally: Denise/Alya

The Oracle: Nathaniel

Mrs. Dodds: Marinette

Clarisse: Ondine/Zoe

Katie: Myléne/Aurore

Mr. Brunner/Chiron: Adrien

Poseidon: Kim

Hades: Marc

Medusa: Rose

Kronos: Ismael/Max

Emojiland (Also screw gender because they’re emojis) ✌️👍👊👌✋

Princess: Reshma/Aurore/Jean

Prince: Marc/Rose/Adrien

Skull: Ivan/Juleka

Pile of Poo: Lacey

Police Officer: Alya

Construction Worker: Ondine/Alix

Nerd Face: Nathaniel/Marinette

Smiling Face with Smiling Eyes: Cosette/Sabrina/Zoe

Person in Business Suit Levitating: Alix/Max/

Smiling Face with Sunglasses: Ismael/Myléne

Guard: Nino/Kagami

Kissy Face: Mireille

Beetlejuice🪲

Beetlejuice: Jean/Kim

Lydia: Rose/Sabrina

Adam: Nathaniel

Barbara: Lacey/Zoe/Marinette

Charles: Nino

Delia: Myléne

Miss. Argentina: Alya/Denise

Otho: Ivan

Girl Scout: Juleka/Mireille/Cosette

Maxie Dean: Austin T/Adrien

SpongeBob the Musical🌊

SpongeBob: Jean

Sandy: Alya/Reshma

Patrick: Kim/Adrien

Squidward: Ismael/Nino

Mr. Krabs: Ivan

Plankton: Max/Simon

Karen: Cosette/Sabrina/Denise

Pearl: Rose

Carrie🩸

Carrie: Zoé

Sue: Myléne/Sabrina

Tommy: Nino/Jean

Chris: Kagami

Billy: Adrien/Ismael

Miss Gardner: Juleka/Cosette

Margaret: Denise/Aurore

Mr. Stephens: Ivan

Norma: Alya

Frieda: Marinette

Helen: Mireille

George: Kim

Stokes: Marc

Freddy: Nathaniel

Pippin 🎪

Leading Player: Nino/Reshma/Zoe

Pippin: Jean/Adrien

Berthe: Cosette/Sabrina

Catherine: Mireille

Charlemagne: Nathaniel/Kim

Fastrada: Marinette/Denise/Lacey

Theo: Rose

Lewis: Ismael/Ivan

Take your pick

#miraculous ladybug #miraculous #musicals #kwami swap #be more chill #dear Evan Hansen #heathers #Hamilton #carrie the musical #six the musical #spongebob the musical #pippin #the lightning theif musical #emojiland #beetlejuice #cast list