#skeleton hat babe

[gh0stsp1d3r]

Pls make a Chad Meeks Martin smut of him in his cowboy costume

Save a horse, ride a cowboy

Oral (f, smut, porn w plot

Chad knocked on your dorm door, with Ethan following along behind him.

“One minute!” You yelled, putting down the pencil and taking off your headphones.

“You wanna come with?” You asked your dormmate. She looked at you and thought for a moment.

“Nah, I’m good. I gotta study for a test next week. But hey, you look great. Have fun!” She said, with a smile as she continued to read and listen to the music blasting through her headphones.

“Thanks. See you!” You said, opening the door and closing it.

“Sorry for taking long, I was studying.”

“No, no, it’s fine. It’s cool, uh I hope you don’t mind I brought Ethan along.”

Ethan waved from behind him.

“I don’t mind. Hi.”

Ethan just smiled and looked the other way.

“Anyways.. wow.. you look…”

“It’s basic, isn’t it?” You sighed.

“No! I really haven’t seen anyone do it.”

You were in a tight skeleton bodysuit, with flowers scattered on the heart and ribs, and on the thighs. Your makeup was skeleton makeup, with flowers as the eyes and little hearts painted on your cheek.

“What I was gonna say is you look beautiful.” He said, admiring you.

“You look..”

“Sexy?” He laughed.

“Yeah.”

“I’m still here.” Ethan said, and they both laughed and started to walk.

“Can’t believe you convinced me to go to a frat party.” You shook your head.

He laughed “I can’t believe I convinced you too either. You know you love me.”

You rolled your eyes as the three of you opened the door.

“You don’t love me? I’m hurt.” He pouted, and laughed and hugged one of his friends who came up to him.

You followed him around, not being able to stay away from him in his very… cute outfit.

Multiple girls came up to him throughout the night, flirting with him and totally disregarding your existence.

But Chad ignored them all, and he squeezed your hand and glanced at you every time. He could tell you were annoyed.

“Hey, babe, can we talk?” He said, after he saw you start to get.. upset? He couldn’t quite tell.

“Yeah. Yeah sure.”

“We’ll be back, Ethan!” He said, and leaded you upstairs.

“Hey, is something wrong?” He asked, closing the door behind him.

“No, no, I’m fine.”

He just gave you a look saying ‘no your not. I know you’

“Fine! I can’t handle it, Chad. When all those girls are over there, in their tiny little skimpy outfits, practically flashing you, and flirting with you, and it’s not your fault, but I hate it. I can’t stand it anymore. I mean what if..”

“What if what?”

“What if you’re just too good for me? What if I’m not enough..?”

“Don’t. Don’t say that. I love you, I love what we have.” He said grabbing both your hands.

“You’re an amazing woman, and I would be stupid to leave you for some dumb girls like the ones out there.”

You laughed quietly, and you both leaned in for a kiss. You both backed up to the bed, making out passionately and lovingly.

His hands were on your ass and on the back of your neck.

He reached for the back of the bodysuit, and unzipped it. It took a while to take off, but it never ruined the mood.

Luckily he didn’t have much to take off, but when he did go to take off the hat, you stopped him.

“Wait.” You grabbed his wrists. “Keep it on. It’s hot.”

He laughed “Wait, seriously?”

“Yeah..”

“Alright then, yes ma’am.” He tipped his hat and put it back on.

You rolled your eyes, and then you both went right back to kissing.

He didn’t even notice you were wearing a matching set until you guys stopped kissing.

“Fuckkk…” he groaned, it was his favorite set too. It was a cute pink lace set, with a heart in the middle of the underwear and bra.

“I wore it just for you.” You said.

He smiled. “I don’t deserve you..” he mumbled, and his hand stopped at the top of your panties.

“Can I?”

“Of course.”

He slowly rolled them down your legs, and put them next to you.

“I love you. So much.” He said, kissing the inside of your thighs in between each word.

“I love you too.”

His fingers started to mess with your clit, earning an immediate noise from you.

“Sorry. Sorry. You’re just-“ your breath become staggered. “too good.”

“Let me hear your noises, baby.”

He licked through your folds, tasting the juices that were flowing from you. He was enjoying teasing you, and you gasped at the sensation.

He swirled his younger around your clit, and your hips involuntary jerked up.

He held them down, with a small laugh.

“You got all worked up over a cowboy outfit.” He said.

“Yeah. Yeah. It’s really hot.” You said, and threw your head back as he continued to lick your clit, and he could feel himself about to cum in his pants.

“Oh fuck- Chad- Chad-“ you tried to push his head away, but he wouldn’t move. He continued to lick and swirl his younger around.

“I’m cumming, Chad. Chad…” you moaned, you couldn’t help it. You came all over his face, he smiled widely and his face was covered in your slick.

“Holy… shit.” You breathed out.

“Want me to return the favor?” You asked while he cleaned off his face.

He had a wide smirk on his face.

#chad meeks martin #chad meeks x reader #chad meeks martin x reader #chad meeks martin smut #I love him #his smile <3

[radarchives]

IM SAYING LIKE they served so much cunt with the 2021 halloween fits and we went mostly downhill from there, could we perhaps get your thoughts on the rest of the set too, maybe which were your fav and least fav ones? 🥺👉👈 i could write a whole essay on them tbh i swear im normal about them

the halloween fits truly were everything. with the bunny fits one of the only events where looking at the bottom parts only made me break out in sweats half the time.

i'm not necessarily gonna rate them, but i'll give my thoughts.

so let's start

lucifer

solid outfit. the hat i'm okay with since it doesn't look like it's got a life of its own (hat that shall not be named). the zipper shoes however need to go, the white is not giving and certainly a choice for an almost all black outfit. even in white they'd look way better as dress boots with laces.

also love how they somehow managed to give lucifer even more pieces of clothing than usual, unquestionably a skill.

anyway i can't really complain about the outfit bc the card was drawn by the dilf hair lucifer artist. i forgive all mistakes for that.

mammon

it's giving shady vendor it's giving Dr.Facilier with the colour scheme. maybe a bit questionable that he isn't wearing any socks but. it's the horror outfit so maybe that checks out. i personally would've replaced the tie with a bunch of necklaces and have given the man some damn socks. i'd always give mammon at least 60% more jewelry in general that man should be dripping in it.

for me this one is the least exciting one out of the bunch, but i still like it.

leviathan

the jason mask??? the boots?? hands down this is one of the only times i am in love with obey me brand shoes bc these look GOOD (maybe it's just the obey me church stompers trauma talking). love love love the coat and i am also weirdly okay with the brown pants since they match the dried blood on the coat. the gloves are a bit unnecessary though.

satan

i both love and have my beef with this outfit. when i saw the dress i almost flipped my phone because finally!! the devs let a charcter aside from asmo be a bit more feminine looking! then i saw the bottom and went. hmmmm. i think i just don't like that he's wearing both a dress and dress pants (that have buttons on the side. ew) combined? i genuinely think the outfit would've been more cohesive if they either leaned more into the feminine side (dress closed a bit further down, tights, boots with a higher heel) or the more androgynous side (corset with lacing in the center, dress as more of a blouse, high waisted pants, bottom of the dress if kept more like an overskirt?)

asmo

he's perfect, he's beautiful, he looks like linda evangelista, he's a model

no questions asked. perfection. the spider theme/black widow theme is so fucking perfect for him. also the placement of the blood on his hands and sleeves? casually going insane over him they did him so well. definitely my favourite out of them all.

belphie

alright. i am conflicted about this one. because it's camp. no idea what made the devs give belphie a sexy nurse theme but i'm here for it. maybe not necessarily the executiion but still. the skeleton print is my arch nemesis. what in the hot topic fingerless emo gloves is going on here. love the little belt on his thigh but also. safety. hazard babes. he'd be getting poked by needles every step he takes. i don't even wanna look at the little bo peep ass looking shoes.

i would've loved the outfit even more if they'd given him a skirt instead of his little short shorts. maybe not a visually appealing one but definitely an amusing one.? like yeah it's ugly but yeah i also like it because it's silly.

beel

for a beel outfit? god tier. man always has to suffer from boring outfit syndrome, but this one is good as long as you keep your eyes trained on the upper part. the devs shortly released him from the yas girl give us nothing basement. we do not talk about the ginormous clown stompers on his feet though. it looks less camp than belphie's nurse outfit and i'm here for it.

#anwers #hope you meant the halloween event and not the TSL event #regardless #so glad i finally got to talk about satan's cat widow look it's been ghosting through my mind for years

[majorxmaggiexboy]

Rating the Cold Boys based on how good i think they hug let’s go

you hug this man and it’s like hugging your great great great great great great grandpriest’s great great grandmother twice removed. Smells like moth balls, grape jelly, and disappointment, but there’s a 20% chance if you smile through your gritted teeth and say “Yes, Grampa, I Love You Too” he’ll give you a $20 and bad relationship advice on your way out the door. 2/10

Frauncis has never had a hug before in his life he honestly does not know how exactly. Smells like whiskey, regret, and a longing to love somebody. Will pat ur back and say something like “yes, well” and chuckle awkwardly but with a hidden warm smile if youre lucky. Will offer you an alcoholic beverage but ONLY if he can have some too, 6/10

Commander Jehmes could out-hug a professional hugger. Perfect height for seizing by the lapels and weeping against while being Held. Plot twist though he’s crying too. smells of hair product and your wildest dreams. 10/10

don’t be fooled it’s like hugging a pasty skeleton with good hair and also it might stab you twenty-three times in the chest among other extracurriculars. smells like weed and betrayal, wouldn’t recommend it more than once. 3/10

Adorable but will side-hug no matter what gender he thinks u are bc if he registers u as Woman full hugs are sinful and if he registers u as Man full hugs are gay there’s no winning with him but if you can catch him by surprise he’ll make a squeaky-toy sound, smells of banana bread and communion wafers, 7/10

Local man out here trying his best, making terrible decisions but with feeling and admirable spirit, Boromirs that Shite. I bet he smells like peanut butter, doritos, and sand. Solid 6/10

His name is ‘Blanky’ for goodness sake he is the clear winner this man has the voice of a slightly inebriated angel and is NOT afraid to hug tight OR spin you around a few times and pretend to drop you for a laugh. Smells like the dad who actually came home from the milk store, god bless ameri

whups how’d that get in there

look into those eyes and tell me this wouldn’t be a sweet cinnamon hug of joyful companionship, 8/10 easily and score goes up with every hug because this man is all about continuous improvement. Will absolutely wrap you in his coat AND probably give you his hat

Don’t tell me you’ve never longed for the tender embrace of a middle-aged gay librarian 10/10

wouldn’t recommend it babe 3/10

WOULD WHOLEHEARTEDLY RECOMMEND IT BABE 10/10 he will hug you close and love you AND talk special interests in a soothing voice while gazing at you with warm beautiful eyes. Smells like waiting rooms and the very essence of love itself

This man hugs like his life depends on it and cries like Darcy in the rain. Will not let go once hugging begins. Inexplicably damp at all times but the faint stale towel smell isn’t so bad once you get used to it and the sheer desperation is actually kind of endearing 8/10

No matter how it turns out, you are guaranteed to feel more held than you have ever felt in your entire life and will most certainly get a kiss, try it once and see what happens! 10/10 life changing experience no matter what

He’s like a candycane someone dropped in a puddle and then ran over with a tricycle. Under appreciated offbrand of Bob Ross and Peter Dinklage. Has a Vibe going on. Kind of like hugging a scarecrow so you can basically say you’re hugging Fiyero. Have fun out there. 3/10

look me in the eyes and tell me you honestly believe any other hug could possibly be good enough after getting hugged by Henry Foster Collins. 10000/10 was literally built for hugging, custom made, God said Capybara But Make It Human and Henry Foster Collins was born. This man is cotton candy in human form.  A Squishmallow. A babe. Love him. this man studied hugging at 20,000 Leagues Under the Yes Please and got a frickin Ph.D

are you interested in a one-time hug? TOO BAD because this one will not only hug but will also honor and cherish and protect (as long as it doesn’t interfere with caring for the Captain) AND speak so soft and gentle to in an adorable accent WHILE wearing a sweatervest and smelling like coffee, soap, a tiny hint of something absolutely unhinged and All Your Dreams Come True. 10/10

#the terror amc #i missed some ppl but i got the main ones #before anyone says i forgot hodgeson yes i know #it's like hugging a wad of seaweed soaked in milk AND it whispers weirdly in your ear the whole time #thank you and goodnight my tender crusty baguettes

[ask-sibverse]

ReaderxLust?

Sure! (First swimsuit is something like this. Note- all swimsuits are great and people should wear what they're comfortable with, but Lust would absolutely try to get their datemate into a bikini if possible I feel)

"Sweetheart, come on, is that your swimsuit?"

"..Yeeeees?" You looked at Lust, questioningly. "Is something wrong with it?"

"Well, I get that humans need to protect themselves from the sun, but isn't that what sunscreen is for?"

"Huh?" You looked down. "Oh, this isn't for sun protection. It covers my pump site and gives me a place to hook my pump to."

"Babe? Sweetheart? I thought your current pump was tubeless. And don't you have a waterproof patch to protect your site?"

"... Right. I also don't buy a new swimsuit every summer, Lust."

He huffed. "Well, you should. Come on, let's find you something cute to go to the beach with everyone in."

You let Lust drag you along, used to him taking you on shopping trips by now. Although this was no casual shopping trip, he was a skeleton on a mission. Mostly.

You did, in fact, come out of it with a swimsuit you both could agree on. And a cute swimsuit cover. And a hat. And some other things. Lust liked finding things you looked good in.

He also made sure you properly put on sunscreen everywhere before getting some great selfies of you both together to show off your swimsuit to Undernet.

#t1dreader #lust x reader #lust sans x reader #lust sans #x reader

[devildomwriter]

Obey Me As Parks & Rec #7

MC: The I.O.W. Is a bunch of sexist jerks who need to get back in the kitchen where they belong and leave the real feminist work to actual feminists like Lucifer

MC: oh my god what is happening?

•

Asmodeus & Mammon: Treat Yo self!

•

Barbatos: It’s an L shaped éclair

Barbatos: The L is for Love

Diavolo: *starts crying*

•

MC: We’re gonna find out where he lives.

MC: We’re gonna drive to his house.

MC: And we’re gonna set it on fire and watch it burn.

Lucifer: MC we can’t do that

MC: You’re right we can’t

MC: Unless

•

Simeon: Diavolo, you’re a softie but on the inside you’re a straight up boss

Simeon: Lucifer, you’re the exact opposite.

•

Human child: Thank you for saving me Satan

Human child: And you too Miss Hitler

Human mom: What?

MC: Don’t worry about it

•

Solomon: Wait. I’m sorry but do people in this town really believe in curses?

Simeon: This is an incredibly superstitious town

Simeon: A traveling magician came through one time and he pulled a rabbit out of a hat

Simeon: And the mob burned him at the stake for being a witch

Simeon: The year was 1973

•

Simeon: Hi, my Yorkshire terrier has chewed up the legs on my kitchen table. Is there a cheap way to repair that?

Lucifer: Great question. Take a walnut and rub it into the legs of your table. That’ll mask the scratches.

Lucifer: Next thing you want to do is ditch the terrier and get a proper dog. Any dog under 50 pounds is a cat and cats are pointless

•

Mammon: Babe, if it was the 1690s we’d all be mummies

Satan: Do you know what mummies are?

Mammon: Skeletons?

•

MC: So I…am pregnant

Diavolo: I warned you about this. Standard birth control methods aren’t usually effective against a Devil.

•

Leviathan: Love—love fades away

Leviathan: Things—Things are forever

Solomon: Did the Dali Lama say that?

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Barbatos: I made you five bologna sandwiches

Beelzebub: Did you—

Barbatos: Yes, I used cookies instead of bread

Beelzebub: You think of everything, I love you

•

Mammon: Oh, MC You’re too beautiful to be funny

Mammon: It’s not your fault, you’ve never had to compensate for anything

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Barbatos: Anything for my favorite customer

Luke: I bet you say that to all the boys

Barbatos: Actually, you’re my favorite. You spent $1000 last year on waffles alone

•

Leviathan: I just never thought I’d see it with my own two eyes, and here it is. It’s just…there. It’s in front of me.

MC: This is what you wanted to see? The bridge from “inception”?

Leviathan: Yeah

MC: But…the Eiffel Tower is behind us, babe

Leviathan: Yes…but this is the bridge from “Inception”

•

Beelzebub: Babe you look more beautiful now than I have ever seen you

Doctor: Wow. Just you’re luck that you’re going into labor on Halloween. Can I get a warm towel to get that make up off?

MC: NO, I WANT IT ON! That’s the whole point, I put the make up on after I went into labor

#obey me shall we date #funny obey me #obey me as parks and rec #obey me lucifer #obey me mammon #obey me diavolo #obey me simeon #obey me satan #obey me solomon #obey me asmodeus #obey me belphegor #obey me leviathan #obey me barbatos #obey me beelzebub #obey me luke #obey me raphael #obey me mephistopheles #obey me thirteen

[imdoingsortagay]

Soft Agatha time besties :

She never really got the concept of Halloween. No point in her celebrating it til you came in her life one day, when she saw you moving into the house to the right ( your right not yours). Wanda and Agatha were the first 2 residents to welcome you with open arms but something about Agatha just made you determined to be best friends with her. Wanda thought it was adorable when the three of you would hang out at her house while vision was working ( sometimes he’d join too if he wasn’t working) and you’d look at Agatha with the most adorable look on your face.

Because Wanda did have a family it meant she couldn’t hang out as much so it just was you and the brunette hanging out together when either of you had free time of any sort. About a year later Agatha drunkenly asked you out while the both of you were at your house and she had asked to see your collection of squishmallows. She realized that all this time the weird feeling she felt when you were around her was love and as they say, the rest is history.

“ YOU’VE NEVER CELEBRATED HALLOWEEN AGGIE?” You ask her shocked over breakfast one day. It was in your top three holidays to celebrate, Valentine’s Day and Christmas following and you were honestly shocked she never got to.

“ honey, you know with my history it wasn’t something I could do, she tells you taking a sip of her tea before an idea pops in your head. If she’s never celebrated Halloween even once , Why not be the first one to help her experience it?

“ Aggie” you say as you try not to pull your iconic puppy face, it’s something she can’t say no to.

“ yes hun ?”

“ what if I help you celebrate Halloween 🥺🥺🥺,” and you start to look at her with the cutest puppy face ever. She could never say no to her sweet baby. So she agrees right away and you do your little happy dance as so many ideas come to your mind.

First thing is decorating her porch to make it festive because decorating her whole home would probably overwhelm her. The both of you getting some of the Halloween decorations that you have stored ( you have way too many) and making it a whole thing. Adding a skeleton to the chair on her porch, adding a little witch hat which makes Agatha laugh.

“ the hat really babe ?” She asks you

“ added effect “ you shrug putting the finishing touches.

Step one of your Halloween celebration is complete so next it’s onto costume shopping!!!!!

“ what costumes do you wanna get Aggie ,” you ask her as the both of you walk around the Halloween store, not listening to you as she’s amazed at the selection. It amazes her how weird this time is that they have a whole store dedicated to a whole holiday.

20 minutes at looking around the store, laughing at the decorations and Agatha decided on what she wanted to dress up as.

“ witches “ she’s says as she chooses 2 witches costumes for the both of you. Agatha also says it’d be a good idea to have a pair of costumes as back up, so you choose cosmo and Wanda because duh.

When Halloween does coke around, Wanda had asked both of you to take the boys trick or treating so that her and vision can have a date night. The boys are excited to see their Aunt Agatha dressed up along side them, both of them dressing as Buddy and Jesse from Toy Story 🥺🥺🥺🥺.

“ Auntie Aggie you look so cool,” Billy says as she’s in her Wanda costumes while you dress up as Cosmo. She mad been show one episode and immediately decided that Wanda the fair would fit her nicely.

“ and why can’t I be Wanda babe ?” You ask her but she didn’t need to answer that question. To Agatha you were a loveable idiot who she loved so much and it fit that you were cosmo.

Agatha helping Billy and Tommy get candy from each house in the neighborhood, even then they get nervous 🥺.

You and her alternating with each house so after a good 3 hours of trick or treating, both the boys have their candy filled and even you got a good amount of candy to take home which excites you. Many people were shocked to see mean old Agatha in the Halloween spirit and would give her Candy too.

Once you drop off the boys home, Agatha comes home with you to enjoy all of the candy. Never realizing that all these years she’s missed out on a fun holiday and she hope that she gets to more with you.

#agatha harkness #agatha harkness x reader #lizs writing #Halloween writing #Agatha harkness fluff #kathryn hahn imagine #kathryn hahn x reader #agatha harkness imagine

[auroralightsthesky]

BoB reacting to an eldritch reader. Like the reader has a strange vibe to him and there is something sinister about him that the crew cannot pinpoint. Once they get to Europe, he gets separated from the crew and literally captures a high ranking officer from the enemy. The enemy is even more disturbed.

Oooooh honey, you've really piqued my interests now (lol). Man I wish it was closer to Halloween otherwise this would be a fuckin masterpiece!!!

Dick was unnerved at the slightly cracked door to (y/n)'s room, the faint, yellow orange glow and a heavy, herby aroma coming from his room. Quietly he peered through the crack, curious to see what went on when all fell quiet at night.

In he peered to find an altar-like table covered over in green silk, littered with votives, different colored candles with strange symbols etched onto the waxy surface. Skulls were placed at each of the four corners with a rosary wrapped around each one and a cigarette placed in the mouths. Dried plants, a tin coffee mug and a large incense burner let off their heady, earthy aromas, scattered freely across the tabletop while on the wall hung a tapestry depicting a skeleton wearing a top hat.

Dick was utterly unnerved at the sight of the bones that littered the altar. He didn't know where they had come from, nor to whom they had belonged, but a shiver ran up his back the more he looked at it. Was this death itself he had been peering at? He didn't know. He startled when he heard the footsteps approaching, bolting down the hall back to his room and slamming the door shut behind him.

Holland, Autumn 1944

"Where's (y/n)?" Dick asked, the authoritative tone creeping into his voice.

"Haven't seen him," Liebgott said.

"Heffron, you see him?"

"Nope," Babe replied. "Last I saw, he bolted when he got separated."

Dick was growing nervous. He didn't want to have to write another letter to another family.

"Dick?!" Nix called.

Dick turned his head to find Nix and (y/n) striding back with a prisoner, a high ranking German officer, his uniform unsullied by the dirt, mud and blood of combat while the iron cross hung proudly from the chest of his coat. A long, jagged scar ran from his eye and across his cheek, his gaunt face looking absolutely sinister and ghost-like.

"Sergeant (y/ln)", Dick said, straightening up a little bit. "I see you've brought us a prisoner."

"Yeah and I need MPs to take him right away," (y/n) responded tersely. "And I mean right away."

Nix immediately called for the MPs who hauled the German officer away. As soon as their backs were turned, Dick felt that same, terrible, unnerving dread returning to him like the tide.

"Alright, spill it," Dick ordered. "I know something's going on here. You wouldn't just take off like that for no reason."

You smirked a little. "You know that the people in that man's circle call him 'The Rat Catcher', right?"

"Rat catcher?"

From your coat pocket you pulled what looked like a necklace made from gold pieces. But when Dick took a closer look he almost gasped.

"What is this.....?" he asked.

"You don't want to know," (y/n) said, shaking his head.

"And you......that night......the altar...?"

"Prayers to catch the son of a bitch."

A chill ran up Dick's back, the hairs on his neck standing straight up. He knew then never to stop (y/n) from doing what he needed to do. The life of another might just depend on it.

#band of brothers #dick winters #reader insert #eldritch reader #hbo war #hbo war au #hbo war short fics #easy company

[odditycircus-2002]

Jeepers Creepers: unexpected turn of events

So I noticed how really there's not enough of these stories, but I'm gonna change that with this! Meet Corbin, a close friend of the Jenner siblings. She's just coming with Darry and Trisha because she has nothing better to do over the break; however, what she wasn't expecting was a man-eating monster chasing them in a cat and mouse game for survival. Won't spoil much but know this, there's more to Corbin than meets the eye. Oh, and there will be gore 'cause hey! Man-eating monster. I do not own Jeepers Creepers, that goes to Victor Salva (FUCK THAT GUY). This is a none-profit story meant for fun. Obviously, spoilers if you haven't seen the movie. I hope you enjoy it, and let me know your thoughts.

PROLOGUE:

"No no no no NO! " 

Hissed a figure looking again at the tarot cards, her mother gave her a long time ago which she keeps in mint condition. Sure, her mother used them during her time as a game for a few coins, but she had no idea at the time that when done right, they could be used for more. Even though she herself doesn't use them often anymore, but it has been a while and she thought, 

'Why not?'

 So she then set up the cards and turned the lights off after lighting some candles. That may not really be necessary for her to do, but she just loves the mood its soft orange glow that it gives off. She wasn't expecting anything, not really, but now staring at the order the cards are in with skeleton in the cloak looking like it's mocking her future misfortune as it seems ready to reap the card next to it. The 10  of pentacles.

"SHIT! Not again please! I can't lose another one."

She hissed again, scratching at the coffee table, leaving deep grooves in the wood.

' This couldn't be, right? Maybe I'm just rusty? It has been a while since I've used them.'

She thought to herself desperately looking at the cards again, hoping maybe she's just seeing things; Unfortunately, her eyes aren't deceiving her.

One of them is going to die.

"Oh, Mama. What can I do to prevent this?"

The dark figure begs, with her hands rubbing down her face. A seemingly strange breeze blew through the figure's apartment slightly open window; scattering some tarot cards. The woman picks the cards up again, and turned one over for a card she wished, she would just throw away. 

The card of lovers.

"What do you mean by this?"

The figure asked, not really expecting an answer. What she wouldn't give to feel her warm embrace once more. For the elderly woman who nursed her unwanted surrogate child as a babe, to run her wrinkled hands through her hair as she calmly assures her everything will be alright. Even after all these long years, she still yearns for that familial love and comfort when everything else around her falls to pieces. Yet, some would contradict that want for all the inhumane crimes she's committed.

They were justified in their own sense, for how many mothers has she taken as well? How many children has she's left as orphans in order to extend her own life? It wasn't anything out of spite or malicious intent...mostly. Still, the instinct is too strong to ignore. No matter if how much or how long she tries to put them off and ignore them altogether, she couldn't ignore her body's demands when it gnaws at her strength; yet, that doesn't ease her feelings of guilt or remorse either. 

She clutches her necklace that was a gift from her mama, rubbing her thumb over the swirls designed into the metal.

" Well, it's like you always told me, everything happens for a reason."

She then sighs and starts putting her cards away not really needing to use the light, for she's accustomed to her surroundings. 

' I just hope you're right.'

She thought to herself, retiring for the night. Not worried she'll wake anyone since she's the only living soul in her current dwelling place. It's not home, but it suits well when needing to hang her hat somewhere. 

She doesn't mind this since tomorrow she's traveling with two of her closest friends. She can keep the loneliness at bay until then. 

Hey Guys! I hope you'll enjoy this! I don't know too much about tarot cards, just what I can gather online and from a friend. Don't worry, you'll get to know who she is. Heh, pronoun game ;) Also, you can find the rest of this story on Wattpad under the user name, JazzyHands02. Stay Weird, my fellow humans.

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#oddball writes #Jeepers Creepers #Tarot cards #The Creeper #Fanfic #fanfic writing #wattpad #OC #Corbin Delahaye #creeper #JC

[whatiwillsay]

Invisible string anon:

I meant Cara wore the dress because designers are marketing their style points from haute couture that will trickle down to fast fashion where everyone will spend billions to look like them (sometimes it’s cats, sometimes it’s skeletons, Rose is en vogue now but Kaylors think it’s just for them lol).

I just meant, they are all marketing something. If we see it, they’re marketing it. If it makes you think it was an Easter egg, that was on purpose to make you feel connected to them just for them to bitch about parasocial relationship but I….

When celebs call Taylor a genius, they mean that she popularized celebrity co branding and Easter eggs for the social media generation… she was a teen on YouTube and Twitter with a marketing exec mom and rich businessman dad… she got a crash course as a teen and hasn’t stopped capitalizing on it. Then she basically kept Tumblr alive lol Although she seems miserable about it, probably why she’s all but moved on from Taymerica (my fave tinfoil hat is her going to a funeral on July 4 to signify the death of Taymerica 😹).

thanks for further clarification babes i see what you mean now!

[thisblogisboundforglory-blog]

#2 - The Christ Died For You Thrift Shop and Tobacco Emporium

The Christ Died For You Thrift Shop and Tobacco Emporium is on Las Vegas Boulevard, which is also The Strip, which may also (for mystical reasons no one can now explain) have been Fifth Street, North Main Street, Highway 604, and the Arrowhead. 

Memories are fuzzy on this point.

TCDFYTSaTE is also the mission of an evangelical religion to the Las Vegas Strip. Consequently, it is inhabited by a Missionary. The proselytizing pamphlets distributed by the mothership say that the Missionary brings the word of God to the Down and Destitute in Sin City. The Missionary did do just that, at first, but soon found that the Down and Destitute in Sin City are in near-constant contact with God. Indeed, their every word and thought is prayer. That's just how it is with the Down and Destitute. In retrospect, the Missionary doesn't know why this wasn't obvious to everyone from the start.

No, in Las Vegas, It is the Up and Comfy who need the Word of God shouted at them at high volume and with great frequency. The Down and Destitute need the Toilet Paper of God; The Decent Coat of God; The Albondigas Soup of God.

So the Missionary does his best to provide these things. And since the funding from the mothership barely covers the cost of hot coffee, the Missionary sells cut-price tobacco on the side.

None of which prepares him for the afternoon a gigantic black hat shows up atop an old Paiute carrying the bloody and battered haunch of a dog.

Bells jingle as the door swings open. Oven-hot air sweeps in and makes all the chewing tobacco tins rattle in their display cases like dancing skeletons. Then the door slams shut. The man cradles roadkill in his arms as if it were a newborn babe. The blonde fur is matted with blood and pocked with asphalt. It reeks of hot rubber.

The Missionary looks up from his book, takes in the scene, and does nothing. He doesn't keep a weapon, being a man of peace. And the roadkill doesn't seem ready to attack him. He thinks he should grab his phone and dial an emergency vet, but – no – that ship has sailed.

He settles for, "Can I help you?"

"It fell off a truck," explains Big Hat, "Big truck. With balls. Can you help me cook it up? I think it's been a while since I et."

#godforsaken hellhole #chapter 2 #the christ died for you thrift shop and tobacco emporium #the missionary #big hat #Las Vegas

[thatfaerieprincess]

Happy Halloween!!

I don’t have a costume today, but here’s a little compilation of pics from all my Harrow cosplays from over the past year!!

Happy spooky days!!!

#the locked tomb #tlt #harrowhark nonagesimus #gideon the ninth #harrow the ninth #cosplay #happy Halloween babes!!! #I miss skeleton facepaint WAY MORE than I have any right to #it makes me feel so confident and cool <3 #cant take a photo to save my life tho xD #ft my favorite black sun hat that has only ever been useful for cosplay!!

[yuckydraws]

Vant, Wine, Red, Bear, Sans, Pup and Boss one day come home to a note left by their s/o. In the note there is a very simple message:

Go to [location]. Put on some light summer clothes. Bring nothing else than your favourite drink, and maybe a summer hat. I have food for us. 

- Love, s/o

They go to the location and notice that it is a hill located beside a deep and lush valley with a thin river passing through it. They had to walk up a small and grassy path to enter the top of the hill, but at said top there is a tall willow tree that not only provides a good amount of shade from the warm sun, but the leaves part just enough to give you a perfect view over the valley.

“I’m so happy you’re here,” they’ll hear their s/o say as they stand up from the spot they were sitting. A large blanket and a picnic basket is placed on the ground beneath the tree, and their s/o is wearing a lovely summer dress along with a well sized summer hat. They’ll happily skip over to their skeleton lover and take their hands into their own.

“I found this location when I went on that hike last month, and I just couldn’t stop thinking about taking you here on a nice summer day like this.” They’ll say and place soft kisses onto their knuckles. “I love you so, so much, and I wanted to give you the opportunity to just relax and enjoy the day; with me.”

Sans: He just brings some water, and sure, he’ll put on a sun hat. It looks really goofy when paired with him comfortable lounging clothes, but since when has he cared about his appearance? Not to say he wouldn’t dress up for you, but he has a feeling that this is a more laid back date. When he gets there he’s blushing at the attention. Ah geez, you really spoil him, you know that, babe? He’ll join you on the blanket and snuggle up next to you. A relaxing picnic sounds lovely.

Red: He brings some soda, and he probably won’t put on a sun hat, but he does put a little effort into his outfit, wearing a nice summer button up over a tank top with some shorts. When he sees the picnic you put together he softens. Acts of service is his love language and he’s feeling very loved right now as you approach him and say this. He’ll fluster a bit at your knuckle kiss - he’s not used to that kind of soft affection. He covers it up with some jokes and teases as he shifts the focus to you and your dress. You look smoking, sweetheart, can you do a little spin for him?

Boss: He brings lemonade, and he also won’t wear a sun hat but he will obviously put some effort into the summer clothes. He’s a skeleton of standards after all! He’s very out of his element by all that you put together for this. He’s not used to being the one being romanced but he’s absolutely a sap for this and is quiet - not because he doesn’t like it, but because he feels really flustered. He’ll blush at your knuckle kiss and try his hardest to get the words out, but he just ends up stuttering. If you tease him, that trademark attitude of his will come out, but he’ll calm down and laugh at himself a bit. Then a small thank you will be uttered as he lets himself embark in a lazy day with you.

Bear: He just brings water, and he has an adorable sun hat that he’ll wear while gardening, it has flowers on it! He’ll put that on happily. He does have a bit of trouble getting up the hill, as his knees have seen better days but he’s determined to get to you. He smiles big when he sees you, his eye-light getting all fuzzy at the edges as his pupil morphs into an upside down heart. You look so lovely, pumpkin! His smile gets even bigger when you mention the picnic. He’d love to relax with you. He’ll happily sit down on the blanket and pull you into his lap for some cuddles while you enjoy each other’s company.

Vant: He brings tea and he skips out on the hat. He doesn’t experience heat the same way humans do, and it’s not his style. He also won’t show it, but he’s very excited as he reads the note. You planned a date? He’s giddy as he goes to the location and he gives you a soft smile as you run over to him. He’ll lean in for a kiss and tell you that you look beautiful. While he’s not one to laze around… he wouldn’t mind relaxing with you. Especially if he can get some more kisses.

Pup: Oh, he puts on a summer hat, and a sundress. He’ll bring a smoothie! His favorite place to be kissed is his hands. It makes him feel all delicate, so he’s definitely flushing and giving you the softest look ever when you kiss his hands. He’ll compliment and hype up your outfit, you look lovely darlin’!! He’ll definitely want to take a picture of the two of you on the blanket before you start eating. You just look so cute!

Wine: He’s intrigued, and sure, he’ll wear a sun hat! He, of course, brings a nice bottle of wine. This sort of date is right up his alley. He’ll often take you on lovely picnics and when he makes it there he’s impressed by the spread you’ve made. He’ll greet you happily, returning the knuckle kiss with a proper kiss. He’ll tell you just how beautiful you look and how much he loves that dress on you. This is the perfect way to get him to relax, and he really needs to relax. If you let him rest his head in your lap he’s likely to fall asleep under the warmth of the sun as he fully lets himself relax around you.

#valacre #mutuals #yucky answers #yucky writes #headcannons #yucky yaks #undertale #ut sans #underfell #uf sans #uf papyrus #horrortale #ht sans #fellswap #fs sans #fs papyrus #fellswap gold #fsg sans

[broodybatboy]

ACOTAR characters during

🦇👻🎃✨ Spooky Season ✨🎃🔮💀

ACOTAR during spooky season....🦇🎃✨

Feysand + Nyx: That Family™ Spend all their time gushing about their baby's first Halloween. Dresses up in adorable family costumes like three bears or the minions. Throw the biggest party in town complete with music, dancing, games, and elaborate decor. Definitely give out full-size candy bars.

Cassian: "this is my excuse to get naked and be annoying" Dresses up as something ridiculous that lets his nips free. Like a Greek god or a sexy fruit. "Pff. I'm not scared" *immediately screams when startled* Knows all the moves to Thriller. Starts a prank war. Acts macho but is actually a total scaredy-cat.

Nesta: witchy vibes all around. She's scary and sexy. LOVES Halloween. Dresses up like a witch with a deep V and pointy hat. Eats all the chocolate. Freaks out people by memorizing hexes and chants. Can't keep her hands off Cassian. Plans to pin him down on a pentagram and do things to him.

Azriel: the unsuspecting enthusiast. Nobody thought he would dress up but ends up with one of the best costumes. Like a cool vampire or a really hot pirate. Expert with a knife so carves the best jack-o-lanterns. Super sneaky. Loves to jump out and spook Cassian. First in line for the Haunted House. Laughs at things that should be scary. Literally nothing can scare Azriel.

Gwyn: the adorable traditionalist. Loves all the classics. Knows all the lore, history, and tons of spooky stories. Gets super excited like a child. Dresses up as a book character or something historical. Spent weeks making her own costume. Beats Azriel in the costume contest. Sings the Monster Mash and loves playing games.

Emerie: Too cool for Halloween. Content sitting by the fireplace and passing out candy. Loves cozy vibes and warm drinks. Into cult classic films. Wears a "This is my costume" t-shirts but is a good sport. The responsible one of the group and makes sure everyone is being safe and having a good time.

Mor: The Life of the Party. Loves a slutty costume moment. Goes all out with her outfit. She pretty much just wants to get drunk and party with her friends. Unfazed by the horror. You can't scare her. Literally grew up in Hell. Oh, you're dressed like a demon? I thought you were my dad.

Amren: the scary Goth babe. Absolutely terrifying. Knows all your fears. Takes the season way too seriously. Dresses up as something horrifying. Sits in a graveyard 'just for fun.' Thinks Cassian looks ridiculous and scares him all night. Terrorizes children. This is fake blood?

Lucien: the Autumnal King 🍁👑 Embraces the season and goes all out. Loves the outdoors, campfires, the smell of cinnamon. Feels nostalgic and a little bit pretentious. Almost dressed up like Beron bc what could be scarier than your trauma? He is ready for a good time and loves to party.

Elain: the pumpkin spice latte of the group. Dresses up as a cute woodland creature like a deer or a mouse. Gets freaked out by the gore and the horror. More into the cutesy side of Halloween. Loves pumpkin patches and apple picking. Bakes pumpkin-shaped cookies and apple-flavored treats

Tamlin: No one invited him. Dressed up like a werewolf. Passes out toothbrushes instead of candy. A bit of a creep. Steals candy from children. His house definitely gets TP’d and egged. Haunted by the ghost of his past failures and toxic behavior.

The House™: It’s time to shine. Turns into the Haunted House! cobwebs! pumpkins! glow in the dark bats! skeletons in every closet! Bring out the fog! Release the spiders! Blasting 🎼🔊THIS IS HALLOWEEN! THIS IS HALLOWEEN! 🎼🔊 Bryaxis...come out come out wherever you are.... (cassian shrieks in the distance)

#i just luv amren especially #and imagine the bat boys in those sexy costumes #nesta is scary and cassian loves it #acotar #acosf #feyre archeron #rhysand #rhys #feysand #nesta archeron #nesta #cassian #nessian #azriel #gwyn berdara #gwyneth berdara #gwynriel #acotar headcanons #mor acotar #emerie #amren #amren acotar #tamlin #a court of thorns and roses #a court of silver flames #bat boys #the valkyries #acotar hc #emorie #elaine archeron

[ruthlesslistener]

Please inform me about the little skeleton boys who like to wear costumes? They like, live in a tree stump or something?

THE MESSENGERS!! I love them sm, they're the absolute best. There's not too much lore about them in-game other than the fact that they crawled out of one of the Nightmare realms, but they're assistants to the hunters of the dream and are very childlike in nature, looking up to them and enjoying things like playing dress-up with various items their hunter finds for them. They're capable of popping up pretty much everywhere, but the tree stump is the place where they probs stash their stuff bc that's where you can give them things to play dress-up with, like tiny hats, lace ribbons, bloody bandages, or pots. They're also so beloved by the game that they're called things like 'silly little messengers' by in-game descriptors, with my personal favorite being 'The inhabitants of the stump appear to have an interest in adornment. Why not let them be happy, and revel as babes?'. It's such a delightful little thing to read in a game with such a dark tone to it, and I really like how it continues the trend of those who seem to be monstrous actually being far kinder at heart than the real monsters (the Church). Oh, and they also do a little happy dance when you upvote a note they're carrying, which is fucking adorable

Personally, I headcanon them to be linked to the Orphan of Kos, that infant Great One who was slaughtered by the old hunters for his umbilical cord, but in a much happier sense than the shadow he left behind in the Nightmare; they represent the childlike being he could have been had he not been slaughtered by Brygenworth. Granted, this is only a headcanon, since they could also just be normal denizens of the nightmare realms, but because the legacy of the workshop hunters is so haunted by the incident with Kos and her child, I feel like the denizens of the nightmare would echo that. Perhaps it's a sort of retribution, for the Hunters of the Dream to act as a plaything or source of comfort to the remnants left behind, or maybe it's a result of the various Great Ones still alive mourning the Orphan of Kos, either because he was one of the few of their like to be born without the aid of a human, or because they selfishly desired to adopt him for themselves after Kos's passing. Most likely they're just Like That because they're nightmare beings and are made to resemble the Pthumerians of old, but I like to imagine there's some connection there regardless, esp. since the Nightmares tend to take elements from the Dream within themselves

#bloodborne #the messengers #reply #bloodborne lore #vivifrage #i love them sm they're just funky little guys #also love how the doll speaks to them #calling them 'sweet' with genuine affection in her voice #ALSO THERE'S LAMP HOLDERS IN YHARNAM SHAPED LIKE THEM #which implies that the people of Yharnam loved them enough to make lampholders in their image

[letsgivethisonemoreshot]

Take What You Need

Written for my best friend who has an obsession, which may or may not be my fault.

Word Count: 2,602

Warnings: Sexual situations

Summary: Things had been busy. It had been a while. And a co-worker offers you a little help getting the relief you've been seeking.

You walked through the halls of the performance center, swinging your arms absentmindedly. Stopping here and there to talk with people you passed. This place had really become your home over the last few months. You felt more comfortable in this building surrounded by the rings and work out equipment than anywhere else you had ever been. The group of people that you worked with almost daily became an extended family. You were all eager and hungry, willing to learn. And you hadn't come across someone yet who wasn't willing to help someone else out.

You hadn't been there long enough to be a "household name" yet, but you've made it to t.v. a few times. And were on all the NXT house shows and always got a great reception from the fans. Which also meant many road trips from city to city building your relationships with some people stronger. This journey that you were on has been nothing short of amazing so far. However, what was not amazing was the costume you were wearing. You wanted to get back to the locker room and get changed back into your regular clothes.

You had just finished up with a photo shoot. "Up and Coming NXT Talent is Scary Good". It was set to go up on the website mid-October. It showcased some amazing performers around the performance center. In the gym, posing in the ring. All in some sort of costume. Shotzi Blackheart was in her glory, running around in a skeleton jumpsuit with her poofy green hair bouncing behind her. You were dressed as a classic witch in short black dress with an outer layer of lace that looked like spider webs. You had some heeled black ankle boots with black and purple thigh high stockings. They tried to match the make-up with the costume with thick black eyeliner and smokey purple eyeshadow with a dash of glitter. You did talk them out of the lipstick though, saying that you thought it was just too much black and you needed some kind of contrast. You ended up getting them to try a deep wine red, which actually ended up accenting the purple in the tights perfectly. Secretly, you also just really loved that color. And of course you had the pointy black hat accented with black and purple glittery tulle. But you were just carrying it by your side now. It's not that you hated Halloween, it's just that you weren't quite ready for it in August. Besides, you were never really a short skirt and heels type of girl to begin with. You were much more comfortable in jeans and sneaker.

You had said goodbye to one of your best friends and watched as the excited skeleton skipped away down the hall. You were pretty sure she had actually been the first person they shot this morning, but it didn't look like she was going to be taking off her costume anytime soon. You turned the corner and had made it to the door of the women's locker room when you heard someone speak from behind you.

"They got you today too, huh?"

You turned around and saw Dexter Lumis standing behind you. Dressed in his black ring pants with the red ridges on the thighs, knees, and shins. No shirt, but matching red and black plastic looking apron, leaving his tattoos out in the open. He also exchanged his classes black gloves in for matching red ones toady.

"Yup," You replied to him, eyeing him up and down. "They didn't have you dress up?"

"They thought my normal ring gear was enough of a costume," He shrugged. "They said it looks like a serial killer or some haunted house butcher.

"Well they are definitely right. Creep."

He smirked. "And proud of it babe."

You rolled your eyes. On screen, Dexter was scary and unsettling. His face was also so stern, void of emotion. And he never spoke. But back stage he was the opposite. He was always making everyone around him laugh. But sometime his jokester ways got him into some trouble. There had been a few times the pranks he pulled made you want to smack him. But you thought you'd just end up hurting your hand more than him on his wall of muscle.

"Things are wrong with you," You said to him as you turned around, about to open the door.

"Aw, don't be such a witch."

You flipped him off behind your back, which just made him chuckle.

"When, where, and how hard sweetheart?"

"Dex," You groaned. "Go be disgusting somewhere else."

"From what you said earlier I'd think you'd rather I be disgusting here with you. But if you're sure…"

You quickly whipped around. "What are you talking about."

"I heard what you were saying to Mia earlier. About needing to get laid." He replied casually as he leaned against the wall across from the locker room. "Something about needing it hard and dirty I think."

"There wasn't anyone around when I was talking to Mia," You stated, ignoring what he actually said."

"I was in the hallway."

"What hallway? Wait, that dark one where they're storing all the chairs?"

"Yeah."

"Of course you were." You sighed as you ran your hand through your hair.

You thought the two of you were alone. Which is why you were venting to your friend. It had been a while since you had been with someone. You were single, and had been working out and training so hard lately you haven't really had time for dating or to meet anyone for that matter. Being with yourself at this point just wasn't enough anymore. It was starting to get boring. And it was starting to get to you. You had gone so long without any kind of touch you're the area between your legs would throb at the smallest thing. And had either of you noticed that there was someone else around, you certainly wouldn't have said any of that out loud. But, at least he wasn't there last night when you and Ember had a few drinks after practice and ended up rating all of the guys you worked with.

"Listen creep, I gotta go. I have some things I have to take care of."

"Yeah I bet you do. You know where to find me if you need any help."

"You know, I miss when you didn't talk much," You commented before disappearing into the locker room.

As soon as you closed the door you threw your hat to the side and leaned against the wall. Thankfully no one else was in there so you didn't have to explain your frustrated grunt at anyone. You really wished you hadn't run into Dexter right now of all people. Watching his large muscles flex as he talked was igniting the fire between your legs, going beyond the ache that you had been feeling all morning. And he always joked around and had somewhat of a flirty personality, so you weren't sure if his offer to help out was actually serious or not. On top of that, you couldn't believe that you cared enough to stand there and try to figure out his sincerity. Finding him and asking him wouldn't have been a smart idea, but your body didn't seem to care what your brain thought. Before you could even register you opened the door again. As you went to step out of the locker room, you saw Dexter still leaning against the wall with his arms crossed, next to the utility closet across the hall. His hair was perfect. His bright blue eyes watching her as if he never took the off the door to begin with.

"Going somewhere?" He questioned.

"Yeah, I uh, I need some air," You stuttered out.

"I bet you do. But that's not where you were going."

"And how would you know?" You asked him, slightly frustrated.

"Because you were on your way out anyway. You'd have just gotten changed and left."

He had a point. He was right. And you weren't quite sure how to reply to that. You tried to think of what you could say, but he reached out and grabbed your arm, pulling you into the closet with him. It was dark and full of cleaning supplied. There was enough room for someone to get in and get what they needed, but he was so large he took up most of the space leaving it feeling cramped. Especially once he had shut the door. You flinched slightly as he pushed you up against the wooden door. He placed one hand on the wall by your head. As your eyes began to adjust in the dark you could make out his glowing eyes looking down at you. Your cheeks began to feel warm as he placed his other hand on your waist. You tried to move away, but hadn't noticed that when he pushed you into the door he had placed his leg in between yours making it difficult to shuffle away. Now that you realized it was there, you could almost swear he was flexing due to how rock hard his thigh felt under you.

"D, Dex," You stuttered. "What are you doing?"

Instead of verbally replying, he gripped your hip tighter and pulled you forward, dragging you across his thigh. Your breath hitched and your eyes closed as he slowly moved you back and forth, making sure your sensitive area was scraping across the raised fabric of his pants. You heard him whispering something about knowing that you'd be back. But you weren't paying attention to that now. You were paying more attention to how his decorative ring gear was hitting all the right spots between your legs. If angled just right your clit would brush against the material and make your head fall back against the door.

This shouldn't be happening right now. This was wrong in every way. He was your friend. Your co-worker. And you were at your place of business in some cleaning closet. Technically during working hours since you were both there for the photo shoot today. Sure, Dexter made jokes, everyone did. But no one actually means them. And sure as hell never acts on them. But somehow you were against the door of that closet riding the thigh of a guy you had never even talked to outside of your work setting.

Suddenly, his hand lifted from your hip and all motion stopped. An involuntary whine escaped your lips as your eyes snapped open. Dexter put his free hand against the wall on the other side of your head. You looked at him in confusion as his mustache curled up into a smirk.

"Don't be shy babe," He said in a husky voice. "Take what you need."

Any part of you that was reserved about what was happening had quickly disappeared. The throbbing between your legs had grown stronger since you stopped moving. And you missed the way his thigh forced your panties to roughly rub the lace between your lips in the most wonderful way. You began to move again, watching for his reaction. Making sure this wasn't part of some prank he was pulling on you. But he just braced himself against the wall and nodded. That was all you needed to pick up your pace and rub yourself faster across his leg. Your hands slid across his ink covered arms in a much more sensual way than they ever had before. All of the worry you had before about this feeling wrong and getting caught was not replaced with excitement. Humping the thigh of your co-worker at work like a sex deprived whore was hotter than you could have ever imagined. You looked up at him, biting your lower lip as he seemed to enjoy watching you. Maybe this was more of just a friendly favor, and more of a win-win scenario for him. You groaned as you dug your nails into his biceps as he flexed his leg muscles again underneath you.

He removed his right hand from the wall and clasped it lightly around your throat, reminding you to keep quiet. His smile and small growl said that he enjoyed the way that simple motion caused your eyes to roll back in your head. Your pace quickened even more as you felt the knot in your stomach growing tighter, like a pressure spring that was about ready to explode. Your breathing was more labored and shallow as you grabbed his arms tighter.

Without warning, Dexter backed up pulling you with him. You were about ready to curse at him for you being so close to that sweet release you craved and taking it away. But before you could he spun you around and pushed you forward towards the door again. Your elbows bent, forearms and palms landed flush against the door preventing you from slamming your face into it. You still didn't get a chance to ask your friend what he was doing because as soon as you hit the door his left hand clamped down over your mouth. He pulled your head back and buried his nose into your hair while his right hand was snaking it's way up your thigh and under your skirt before dipping into your underwear. The lace was peeled away and replaced with the smooth cool leather of his glove gliding between your folds. Spreading around the wetness more if that was even possible. It was definitely a contrast to what you previously felt, but was very welcome.

He held you close to him as he began rubbing circles around your clit. You were thankful he did because it wasn't long before the feeling of that made your knees buckle. Your nails scratched at the door in front of you and your moans were muffled by his gloved hand as he rubbed harder and faster. He was relentless, not giving any kind of break to the sensitive bud as your hips twitched. That knot in your stomach took no time at all to build back up again, exploding as he tried to silence your strangled cry.

He removed his hand from your mouth allowing you to try and catch your breath. You rested against the door as he removed his other hand from between your legs. You could see him out of the corner of your eye licking his glove clean from all of your juiced. You turned around, leaning your back against the door giving him a half smile as you came down from your high.

"Sorry babe, but I couldn't let you mess up my pants before I got the photos taken. Feel better?"

You nodded, unable to speak as your head was still sightly spinning.

"Good," He smiled. "Sorry to do this and run, but I'm late for the photo shoot. I gotta get there before they come looking for me."

You nodded and stepped aside allowing him space to open up the door. He stopped in the doorway and turned his head into your direction.

"If you ever need anymore help, you know where to find me."

He winked at you, then took off down the hallway. You rolled your eyes while smiling to yourself. Something about him could be the perfect amount of sexiness and sass. You stayed behind for a minute, straightening out your dress, giving some time between him leaving and you in case anyone had been around and saw him leaving before you snuck back across the hall to the locker room.

#dexter lumis #dexter lumis x reader #dexter lumis one shot #dexter lumis imagine #dexter lumis fanfic #wwe fanfiction

[morvantmortuary]

logically speaking, Maxi knows he can’t have a twelve foot skeleton in the front yard of a house that serves as a funeral home. it’s just a bit too flip for a town this small this far down in the south.

but god, does he try to justify it for a good long while.

at various times leading up to Halloween you two will just be hanging out on the couch, or lying in bed, watching tv, reading, whatever, you’ll look over at him and he’ll have this very intensely thoughtful expression, like he’s trying to solve the unsolvable questions in his head, and you’re just like

“…Thinking about the giant skeleton again, huh babe?”

“I swear to god, if people down here just had a damn sense of humor-!”

“I know, honey, I know.”

(…That doesn’t mean he wouldn’t try to put it out in the winter with a Santa hat. just for fun.)

#hey y’all I just got done with work and I’ve been thinking about this all day #maxi morvant #morvant mortuary #maxi vibes #monsterkisser fics #sftc