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80-ursa-major · 8 months

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i was going through blogs and saw an old hp meta and i mostly respect that person's opinion so i went back and reread the last 2 books and that was fun and now i have so many feeling i need to let them out

-the main one is that i don't hate snape? like he's an asshole for bullying kids but after seeing his entire life flash before my eyes there was no room for anything but pity. mind you not the aw poor bb pity but the damn life really is a bitch and then you die. like your family's shit and you're ugly and everyone hates and you can't let go so you end up perpetuating the abuse cycle and there's no redemption. you failed, the end. kinda amazing tbh that she wrote him like that i.e a brave dude who managed to do the right thing after he ruined everything but also a thoroughly unpleasant human being till the end.

p.s: is he even a bad teacher? most of his students pass, his detention is scrubbing pots and he makes mean girls tier remarks. Meanwhile the good guys send children to the forbidden forest and expose them to dangeorus animals without protection lmao

+ the always~ line is overused and criiiinge just like the ship itself. The real goat line is ''And my soul? Mine? It cut me deeply cause i was also dumbledore's (wo)man's through and through and i didn't care about his hitler boyfriend and his secrets and i even went as far as to make a note in the book (the only note) to plead with harry not to doubt him. and he was the only thing remotely close to a friend snape had cause he was the ony one who knew the truth but he did use him cause he wanted to save harry and the world and even fucking draco and it just sucks, it all suuuucks

++and it's not like draco got a redemption, his entire family was dogshit and still got away with everything. i felt this so hard cause thanks to churchil the nazi collaborators in my country never got their comeuppance so their descendants also hold positions of power now and keep eroding our democracy

+++still can't believe the one that got rehabilitated was kreacher, like i hated him so much for sirius but hermione was kinda right. and it was so sad when he must have waited and waited for them to show up and eat that kidney pie

-i remember i hated how my precious perfect hermione ending up with he's just ron but this time i didn't care much. his rapid fire cool AND considerate moments in the battle were very forced in my opinion and a little too little too late but eh whatever as long as she's happy.

+i think it's cause as a kid i wanted her with harry but now he was kinda annoying, idk he can be a pretty annoying kid. i mean it makes sense considering what the poor child had to got Through. But also he's basically the messiah with his love spiel and dying for everyone and i'm sitting here with my hurt cheek and a core that craves a proportionate justice that doesn't exist.

btw i'll never understand people who still complain about albus severus. it's a shit name to be sure but if you spend 7 years with harry it should be obvious this is a 200% in character thing to do.

++adulthood is realising krum was the best and deserved better and we deserved better instead of unrepentant asshole malfoys

-i still hate ginny and molly. molly was poor but had seven kids and the only one who would always get the short end of the stick was ron. it was just so pitiful with the wand, and the cloak and the rat. and she was so obsessed with being harry's mom she got pissed at sirius for being the cool dad (dude had his issues too obviously but they should have met in the middle) and she thought the sun shined out of harry's ass so she froze a teen girl she knew cause of something she read in the Sun. Kinda hated how she got the bella kill too

ginny went from nobody to best at hexing AND sports AND doesn't cry AND she's so hot everyone wants her and lmao what kind of cardboard dating game self-insert is this?Her sense of humour has asuch a mean streak too. And the way they treated fleur argh I felt like i was in an aita about the stereotypical evil mil and sil. and the people who say it was mutual cause fluer was snob? yeah she was and i ripped her one too when she looked down on my favorite chaotic magic murderschool but they weren't bullying her because of that? they were being mean cause they were jealous she was beautiful and men went gaga, because they thought that meant she was shallow and of course she wasn't good enough for their son/bro

and the trashiest thing was when they made fun of accents. these people who only knew english and had never tried learning any other languages! like come on dude

-i had forgotten how hedwig dies aaaaaaa i still can't believe it was so fast and then nothing it still hurts...

#hp spoilers #revisiting my childhood #i hate teen relationship drama

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missvifdor · 3 years

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I don't know if anyone is interested but here are the DRs I have:

First of all, I have a lot of Harry Potter DRs. But each is very different with different "goals".

DR n'1: This is a neutral DR. There I am 11 years old and I am about to return to Hogwarts at the same time as the Golden Trio. I scripted that no one can fall in love with me (They're teenagers, I'm an adult, and that would be really ... creepy). There I want to live the schooling I have dreamed of for so long and become friends with them all ☺️. I am a Muggle-born orphan but descended from an illustrious originally pureblood family that everyone believed to be extinct until I entered the wizarding world. I can be considered as one of the richest heiresses in Europe (That way I'm sure I'll never be in financial trouble, I'm at ease).

DR n'2: I am Regulus Black's daughter and I am 13 years old. In this reality, Regulus was a spy for The Order just like Snape but no one knew about it except Dumbledore and Severus. besides, Severus in this DR is my godfather and as Regulus, in order to protect the people he loves, he made sure to ruin the relationship he had with Lily (Just as Regulus made sure to played the perfect son of the Black family) to solidify his cover with the Death Eaters. You know the story, Regulus dies, Severus thinks me dead too BUT in reality I was hiding and protected by Kreacher 's help. It was the house elf who hid me and kind of raised me because I was still a baby when Regulus died. Kreacher made a promise to Regulus that he would never talk about his involvement in the Order or his secret marriage to my mother (who also died in childbirth), the elf was forced to make up a story in order to take me back to 12 Grimmraud square and to Walburga. He said I was an illegitimate child. To avoid shame or gossip, Walburga agreed to keep me because I was all that was left after the disappearance of his "only" son but on condition that no one learns of my existence. So I was raised in secrecy without being able to put a single foot outside the house, even after Walburga's death. Kreacher is still ultra faithful to his mistress so in addition to raising me he agreed to continue to keep me hiding inside the house. It was only after Sirius escaped with the Hippogriff that other human beings besides my grandmother learned of my existence. It is from this moment that my DR self will be able to really live its life and flourish by being able to finally see the outside world.

DR n'3: I am the adopted daughter of Severus Snape and I am 14 years old. In this DR, Severus is not obsessed with Lily Evans, he only feels a deep sense of friendship for her, he does not harass his students either. Lily and James are alive, Pettigrew is in Askaban, Sirius is free, Neville's parents are still in St Mungo but in a less serious condition and Regulus who is still alive is my godfather. In this reality, I do not know who my real parents are but I let myself be the mystery of discovering it. This DR takes place in 2021 and everyone speaks French with the French dubbing voices of the films (because I'm French and why not).

DR n'4: In this reality, Dumbledore somehow knows that we are coming from another reality. And by "we" I mean me and my little brother. In this reality me and my little brother we mysteriously wake up in the Hogwarts Express without knowing why. My little brother doesn't know because he also comes from a different DR, he's not my CR brother but he's identical. There, we're going to have to find a way to come back to our reality while trying not to let everyone know that we're both 23 and 19 respectively. When we wake up in the Hogwarts Express, we are back in our bodies of 11 year olds and first grade. It promises to be rich in twists and turns.

(So far, all these DRs are neutral because I have scripted that nobody can fall in love with me or my little brother, because you know ... Creepy)

DR n'5: This a university DR. I'm 20 and I'm in Hufflepuff. Into this reality, I introduced some very special students as they are the members of my favorite k-pop group named BTS. Namjoon is in Ravenclaw, Seokjin in Gryffindor, Yoongi in Slytherin, Hoseok in Hufflepuff, Taehyung in Ravenclaw, Jimin in Slytherin and Jungkook in Gryffindor. In this reality, the boys are all distant cousins and Jimin is a Veela. I'm Jimin's partner but he hasn't told me yet. We are all adults. This DR takes place in 2021, that is to say that the battle of Hogwarts happened 24 years ago. The boys are all metamorphmagus.

DR n'6: In this DR I'm 23, Muggle-born, and on staff at Hogwarts. I am French and I studied at Beauxbatons. I work at the janitor position in place of Argus Filch and I also have a cat, His name is Boulette and he is my cat that I had in my CR before ... he died. This DR takes place in 1991, at the time of the Golden Trio. Soul mates exist in this reality and mine is Loki. I explain to you, Loki, by falling from the Bifrost landed in this reality instead of being sent to the Other. Loki was found and taken in by Minerva McGonagall and is now her Transfiguration class assistant. Loki gets along well with everyone (especially Severus) but he is extremely wary of Dumbledore. Loki has all his memories of his reality, but he used the excuse of memory loss to avoid saying too much about him. Loki is very happy in this reality because unlike Asgard, it is his magic abilities that are glorified and he loves being taught to the student 🤗.

That's all for my Harry Potter DRs! We can move on to others.

DR: In this DR, I'm 23, I'm French (my CR family history is more or less the same as DR) and soul mates exist. I am Loki's soul mate. I am from the earth but I am not strictly speaking human, I have two rather ... special ancestors and I have inherited their abilities from both. On my mother's side, I have an ancestor who is a fallen angel who had an affair with a human ancestor in my family. On my father's side, one of my ancestors was a fairy who had an affair with a human and ... here I am centuries later. physically speaking, I am the same CR but I have huge angel wings on my back and a fairy tail. I am very powerful and have celestial swords that I can summon whenever I want. These swords are a bit like Thor's hammer except that there is only me and only me who can wield them, I have never used them because they are too dangerous to be used wrongly (it has the power to reduce the soul and body of the adversary to a heap of ashes). So I prefer to use my powers. The New York attack happened 1 month before I was found by Fury. The story of how I was found is quite silly, in fact as I have a far from common appearance from a young age (and it is impossible for me to make my wings disappear like magic) there is not much chance that I can live normally, so that's why I live a bit reclusive in big cities where people in general who are not my family. That's good enough because I'm very introverted at the core but I get bored anyway. So one day, I decided to go to Quebec to go for a walk, to see a little something else.

If you're wondering how I do with people and wings, well I'm either saying I'm in Cosplay or (to say the least naive) I'm an angel of the lord and have come down to earth to see how people enjoy life before Judgment Day (the reaction must be pretty funny).

Anyway, I sit in a park, eat donuts while talking with squirrels (because I can talk to animals) and that's where Steve comes to meet me. By some means I don't know (probably my wings) I was spotted by the Shield and they probably want to make sure I don't represent a danger. As the attack on New York is still very recent, I think we all understand why. I let myself be challenged without opposing it and without violence. I am therefore taken to Fury to undergo an interrogation and even to have answered all the questions well, I am still assigned under surveillance for an indefinite period of time at the Stark Tower. So that's how I'm going to make my entry among them.

DR: I am one of the many children born on October 1, just like the members of the Umbrella Academy. I am an orphan and have the same looks and ability that I have in my MCU DR. This DR takes place in 2021. I was not adopted by Réginald Hargreeves and instead lived my life alone constantly fleeing. Then I settled down in a quiet little corner far from the city and this is how I will meet the members of the Academy, in fact my DR self did not like the idea of living alone anymore so she posted a classified ad in the newspaper to be able to find a roommate. The ad is normally bewitched to only find someone I can trust and get along with and it was Vanya who found the ad. I scripted that she no longer felt out of place in her small apartment and therefore, she is going to live with me. In this DR, I just want to give Vanya the love and attention she deserves (telling her the truth about her powers, revealing the truth about Réginald to her) and that she can feel good without having to take her damn pills. That's all.

DR: In this DR, I basically take the place of MC and I am 18 years old. I am going to follow pretty much the same story except that it will be slightly different since it is from my point of view. I look like my CR self and speak Japanese (or at least the everyday language has Twisted Wonderland). I am also immune to Grimm's fire.

DR: I have the equivalent of 23 years in Hobbit age and I am a cousin of Bilbo on the Took side. My mission is simple, to go on an adventure to Erebor with Bilbo and the company and to keep our royal trio alive so that Bilbo and Thorin can have lots of little Dwobbits running around, that Kili and Toriel can live happily and that Fili finds happiness in his turn because shit, I think he has been put aside too much!

DR: I am 18 years old, I am the adopted daughter of Grumpy, one of the seven dwarfs. So I'm Doug's cousin. I don't know the identity of my real parents. Having trouble controlling my emotions and the powers that come with it, I was sent to Wonderland for a while. Because of that I destroyed a small part of Auradon's school. Temporarily, I return to Auradon at the same time as Mal, Carlos, Jay and Evie arrive for the first time. Well I would see what happens over time. I also script that I knew how to sing and dance because ... I don't have any of these talents in my CR. At all.

I have not yet shifted in all these DRs, only in my N'1 Harry Potter for a few seconds when I was in the Hogwarts Express. But there you have it, it's basically all my DRs! I am also thinking of creating one for myself in Sherlock BBC and Merlin BBC. 😄

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jencala · 5 years

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Ok I gotta ask this. Do you honestly believe that majority of Wolfstar shippers see the bad and toxic parts of their relationship? I'm asking because you (and others) say that people can like something as long as they acknowledge the possible unhealthy sides of it.. And honestly when I go on tumblr about 80% of wolfstar blogs don't really like to acknowledge anything toxic about them. I know you and some others acknowledge it, but the rest? Idk. Doesn't feel like it.

This is a great question and sorry I didn’t get to it right away, but bad brain days don’t let me think too clearly so I wanted to make sure I could answer properly. Now remember, this is my opinion and I could be completely wrong, but this is just how I see it and what I’ve come to believe over the years.

I think that the majority of Wolfstar fans do see the toxic parts of the relationship and just choose to ignore it. Why? Because fandom is an escape and we want to just concentrate on the good parts because our boys were dealt such a shit hand in canon. I think that’s honestly a fair and valid way to ship them as well.

In Wolfstar in particular we have a lot of things that can be considered toxic or “bad”. A big one for me is “The Prank” which we know so little about and we can choose to see as something that none of the Marauders took seriously afterwards or as something pivotal that showed Sirius’ flaws of impulsiveness, recklessness, and selfishness. No matter which take you have on it, it’s valid because it’s your personal take on it since we have almost zero canon on the aftermath of it. My own view on it is that it was a very serious thing that planted the seed of distrust in Remus towards Sirius and that Peter later exploited during the war. Again, that’s my view and it’s perfectly fine if others don’t agree.

There’s so much that is potentially toxic with Sirius and Remus and it’s great for plots in fanfic, but so many of us have tumultuous real lives that when it comes to fandom we’d rather just ignore it and focus on the good and frankly, the fluff and positive things about our favorite pairing. There’s absolutely nothing wrong with that and honestly, as long as you realize the potential for the toxicity in canon, it’s healthy to focus on nothing but the positive for escapism.

I write and read mostly AU’s and alternate canon because I use fandom as an escape and though I know canonically Sirius was a selfish, impulsive, asshole in many ways he also was extremely loving, protective, and powerful. Remus was reckless, a bit self-centered, and very self-deprecating, but he was also generous, brilliant, and caring. I recognize the faults, yet focus on the positive because that makes me happy. I spin their character flaws into positives because it’s what I enjoy yet I know those flaws exist. Doesn’t make me love the characters or pairing any less.

It’s always what I say about Snape lovers too. If you’ve followed my blog for any amount of time you know how much I despise Snape though he was a brilliant character. I have several friends who absolutely love Snape, but still acknowledge how horrible he was and just choose to ignore it so they can ship him how they want. That’s perfectly fine in my book though others may see it differently. Acknowledging flaws and yet ignoring them to enjoy the character is fine and a great escapism. Denying there are any issues because you love the character or pairing is just...well, wrong. It’s alright to love things that aren’t perfect because nothing is perfect.

Now I do believe that there are many fans who don’t see the potential for toxicity because their age and life experience doesn’t let them actually realize it. There’s nothing wrong with that either. Our opinions and viewpoints change as we get older and experience more and we can more easily recognize flaws we would have had no way of seeing before we had that life experience. It’s perfectly normal. I relate to Sirius an absurd amount because I’m also reckless, self-centered, impulsive, loud, brash, ridiculously clingy with those I care about, and have lived through abusive relationships and toxic family. Would I have realized these faults in myself at 15, 18, or even 21? No, I definitely didn’t. But life has made me see these things in myself and try to correct them. Even knowing these faults I have I still love myself because I see the positive about myself as well.

It’s the same with fandom itself. The longer you’re in it the more you learn and see and whether or not you acknowledge the bad parts, it’s still perfectly alright to enjoy the parts you love. ;-)

Sorry for the long-winded answer, but this is a topic I really feel strongly about. lol I hope I answered your question and thanks for the ask, love! 💚

#I ramble and can't help it #yet another flaw #lol #Wolfstar #it can definitely be toxic #but I still love it an obscene amount #Anonymous

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