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malsmemes Β· 1 month
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☁️  𝐈𝐧𝐭𝐞𝐫𝐯𝐒𝐞𝐰 𝐖𝐒𝐭𝐑 π“π‘πž π•πšπ¦π©π’π«πž 𝐩𝐫𝐨𝐦𝐩𝐭𝐬  ☁️
from the show! part three/episode three! some lines have been a little altered to make them fit in a broader sense!
❛ I'm only halfway through, let's see. ❜
❛ Do you ever think that we, that is to say our kind, were put on this earth for a larger purpose? ❜
❛ I put you on this earth. Your purpose is to enjoy yourself. ❜
❛ Is "okay" what you desire, (name)? ❜
❛ Every one of them is capable of abomination, even the ones worthy of admiration. ❜
❛ Wait. What's that I hear? Ah, yes. It's the angel of salvation passing over us. ❜
❛ You're ashamed of what we are. ❜
❛ I don't wanna kill people anymore. There it is. ❜
❛ I can pretend the fool. ❜
❛ I can't be definitive. So much of that year was a blur. ❜
❛ Now who's performing? ❜
❛ Enjoy yourselves, it's the point of living. ❜
❛ Aren't I enough? ❜
❛ From time to time, I like a little variety. ❜
❛ We're communicating so much better, no? ❜
❛ You ever think about those old days, when we were kids? ❜
❛ You think this is nice? ❜
❛ There's nothing easy about my life, I'll tell you that. ❜
❛ That's the moonlight lyin' is all. ❜
❛ Well... what's he like? ❜
❛ Well, it's the moonlight. ❜
❛ Shall we have a night out tomorrow? ❜
❛ Well, that would require curiosity and intelligence. ❜
❛ Well, now that I know you have a type I thought you'd be pleased. ❜
❛ What can I say? I'm a lot. I'm not perfect. ❜
❛ When your mother sees the devil in your eyes, it's a hard assessment to abandon. ❜
❛ Is my very nature that of the devil? ❜
❛ I'll let you reload. ❜
❛ You said I'm arrogant? Maybe I am arrogant! ❜
❛ I must confess, I'm very proud of you (name). ❜
❛ Did you not smile as he begged? ❜
❛ And that's why you and me ain't never gon' work. ❜
❛ That's why you're always gonna be alone. ❜
❛ My light. My (name). ❜
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thesituationroom Β· 1 year
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dunes new jersey
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notbecauseofvictories Β· 3 months
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A customer contacted our team with questions, and then finished their email with: "I am daunted by the complexities and unknowns." I haven't been able to stop thinking about it since.
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secondbeatsongs Β· 9 months
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somehow instead of saying "as a treat", I've started using the phrase "for morale", as if my body is a ship and its crew, and I (the captain) have to keep us in high spirits, lest we suffer a mutiny in the coming days.
and so I will eat this small block of fancy cheese, for morale. I will take a break and drink some tea, for morale. I will pick up that weird bug, for morale.
I'm not sure if it helps, but it does entertain me
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thatrandomblogsays Β· 4 months
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Annabeth: I, a child, had to earn Thalia’s love, that’s how the world works! I have to earn my moms love. Love is transactional, you gotta be worthy of it first silly :)
Percy, listening to this on the train
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goryfluff Β· 11 months
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Nautilus expedition live streams (+ their commentary) 2020 / 2021 / 2022
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demadogs Β· 1 year
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nothing can break the bond between a friend who loves spoilers and a friend who just watched an amazing show and needs to tell someone the entire plot from start to finish
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flopicas Β· 7 months
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I found this picture on Pinterest and I immediately knew I was going to draw it
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redsray Β· 2 months
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the funniest part of any Robin meeting the JL is that every Robin is so distinctly different from the previous one in terms of personality and vibes that the league literally gets backlash. and like, I don't blame them. not to mention that they are non-meta children that dress as a traffic light and fight crime alongside batman in gotham on a nightly basis. i'd also be a bit concerned. Batman, literally The Night of Gotham personified in the League's eyes, coming into a JL meeting: This is Robin, my crime-fighting partner. 11-year-old Dick Grayson, dressed in the brightest primary colours possible, vaguely hidden murder behind those eyes, never stops moving even for a moment: Hi! Superman: That's a child. That's-- Bats that is a child. You let a child--? Batman, deadpan: You try to stop him. Would you rather he try and murder a grown man with a wire?
Batman: This is Robin. 12-year-old Jason Todd, with the biggest grin on his face, about 3 books in his hand, stars in his eyes and a distinct street-kid drawl: Hey!!! Green Lantern: That's ... that's a different child. What?? Jason: I stole his tires :) Batman: Tried to. Jason, stage whispering to the League: basically did. Green Lantern: that is a different kid, right?? I'm not seeing shit??
Batman: This is Robin. 14-year-old Tim Drake, bo staff clutched in his hand, a wary and tired expression on his face, more on the quiet side, the literal walking definition of don't judge a book by it's cover: hello Flash: Where do you even find these-- Tim: I found myself.
Batman: This is Robin. 17-year-old Stephanie Brown, literally blonde, with a shit-eating grin, eyes full of nothing but mischief and the most explosive personality you've ever seen: hiya!! Superman: I give up. Stephanie: I know, I have that amazing effect on people.
Batman: This is Robin. 13-year-old Damian Wayne, a literal wet cat that will hiss at you, has a sword, the most judgemental stare you'll get from a teenager, ready to jump anyone there: Green Lantern: WHY DOES HE HAVE A SWORD?! Batman: ... he came with the sword.
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daisywords Β· 6 months
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One of my biggest nitpicks in fiction concerns the feeding of babies. Mothers dying during/shortly after childbirth or the baby being separated form the mother shortly after birth is pretty common in fiction. It is/was also common enough in real life, which is why I think a lot of writers/readers don't think too hard about this. however. Historically, the only reason the vast majority of babies survived being separated from their mother was because there was at least one other woman around to breastfeed them. Before modern formula, yes, people did use other substitutes, but they were rarely, if ever, nutritionally sufficient.
Newborns can't eat adult food. They can't really survive on animal milk. If your story takes place in a world before/without formula, a baby separated from its mother is going to either be nursed by someone else, or starve.
It doesn't have to be a huge plot point, but idk at least don't explicitly describe the situation as excluding the possibility of a wetnurse. "The father or the great grandmother or the neighbor man or the older sibling took and raised the baby completely alone in a cave for a year." Nope. That baby is dead I'm sorry. "The baby was kidnapped shortly after birth by a wizard and hidden away in a secret tower" um quick question was the wizard lactating? "The mother refused to see or touch her child after birth so the baby was left to the care of the ailing grandfather" the grandfather who made the necessary arrangements with women in the neighborhood, right? right? OR THAT GREAT OFFENDER "A newborn baby was left on the doorstep and they brought it in and took care of it no issues" What Are You Going to Feed That Baby. Hello?
Like. It's not impossible, but arrangements are going to have to be made. There are some logistics.
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malsmemes Β· 1 year
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 ☁️  𝐈𝐧𝐭𝐞𝐫𝐯𝐒𝐞𝐰 𝐖𝐒𝐭𝐑 π“π‘πž π•πšπ¦π©π’π«πž 𝐩𝐫𝐨𝐦𝐩𝐭𝐬  ☁️
from the show! part one/episode one! some lines have been a little altered to make them fit in a broader sense!
❛ There are stories out there that need to be told. ❜
❛ Honesty is not a tactic. ❜
❛ I wasn’t sure you remembered me. ❜
❛ I have to be very careful whom I let in. ❜
❛ Yeah, well, things didn’t end well the last time. So forgive me if I’m a little nervous. ❜
❛ I was, admittedly, a rougher thing then. ❜
❛ I apologize. I apologize. I apologize. I was only tryna show you my love. ❜
❛ Hell, I mighta even said yes if you would’ve just asked. ❜
❛ Oh, forgive me. I... It was... There’s so much wine. ❜
❛ I’m havin’ a fuckin’ night, okay?! ❜
❛ A month from my wedding day, and what do I dream about? ❜
❛ Point of fact, I love them more than anyone on earth. ❜
❛ You know, you can always come here if you’re in need. ❜
❛ I don’t know much about what you’re saying. But it sure sounds nice.❜
❛ How’d you manage to get yourself through the front door? ❜
❛ I owe you everything. Please, join us. ❜
❛ My body was seized with weakness. Their gaze tied a string around my lungs, and I found myself immobilized. ❜
❛ I had planned to make a new life for myself in (place). That was to be my destiny. And now I know I was right. ❜
❛ You’re their destiny, (name). ❜
❛ Emasculation and admiration in equal measure. I wanted to murder the man, and I wanted to be the man. ❜
❛ I had come there for (name), but I left thinking of only them. ❜
❛ These men look down on you. ❜
❛ Ten percent. Fifteen percent. Do you not know your value? ❜
❛ Do you suffer these indignities for some larger purpose? ❜
❛ I believe there is great opportunity in this city, but to seize it, I’ll need protection from the wolves. ❜
❛ It was a cold winter that year, and (name) was my coal fire. ❜
❛ And I found myself for the very first time, to anyone other than (name), confiding my struggles in another. ❜
❛ I was being hunted. And I was completely unaware it was happening. ❜
❛ And what exactly is the nature of your relationship? ❜
❛ It’s the humidity. It does that sometimes. ❜
❛ You sayin’ I have shame? ❜
❛ You don’t need to defend yourself from me, (name). ❜
❛ Do you remember the best you ever had? ❜
❛ I had never allowed myself to feel emotionally close to anyone. ❜
❛ I shut that night out of my mind and turned my attentions back to life as it was before. ❜
❛ Quit talkin’. I have to concentrate. ❜
❛ You’ve been avoiding me. ❜
❛ And rather than fix it like I should I run like a coward. ❜
❛ Do you think God heard you, (name)? ❜
❛ I’m not the devil, you were wrong about that. But I can give you death. ❜
❛ It has shackled you in permanent exile. ❜
❛ Every room you enter, every hat you are forced to wear, all these roles you conform to and none of them your true nature. ❜
❛ What rage you must feel as you choke on your sorrow. ❜
❛ The first time I laid eyes on you, your beautiful face, I saw that sorrow. ❜
❛ The first time I laid eyes on you, your beautiful face, I saw that sorrow. I did not know how it got there or why it was so voluminous. I can take away that sorrow, (name). ❜
❛ I can give you that death you begged your feeble, blind, degenerate, nonexistent god for. ❜
❛ I can give you that death you begged your feeble, blind, degenerate, nonexistent god for. But I can do it... joyfully. ❜
❛ I can swap this life of shame, swap it out for a dark gift and a power you can’t begin to imagine. ❜
❛ You just have to ask me for it. ❜
❛ You just have to nod your beautiful head.. and say yes. ❜
❛ I love you, (name). You are loved. ❜
❛ I send my love to you, and you send it back round to me. And this circle, this home we’ve barely begin to have a glimpse of... know it frightens me as much as it does you. ❜
❛ It is difficult to explain how their words disarmed me, how efficiently succinct and impenetrable his argument was. ❜
❛ All my conceptions, even my guilt and my wish to die seemed utterly unimportant, and I completely forgot myself and the barbaric scene that surrounded me. ❜
❛ For the first time in my life I was seen. ❜
❛ Be all the beautiful things you are, and be them without apology. ❜
❛ The blood, it came as a dull roar at first. And then a pounding, like the pounding of a drum, growing louder and louder. ❜
❛ I opened my eyes, and it was then that I realized the drum was my heart, and the other drum had been theirs. ❜
❛ I saw them sitting a length away from me. Radiant. And we sat there for some time. In throes of increasing wonder. ❜
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emberglowfox Β· 11 months
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birds of a feather
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thesituationroom Β· 1 year
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hello
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084392 Β· 1 month
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had never heard of "mlp infection aus" until this month and ngl i still dont know what they are but. it made me want to draw some of them getting taken over by their cutie marks or something......
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corpseprince Β· 1 year
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we should talk more about cities that are vampires. cities that are cold and wet and sink into your bones and stay there. cities that are hungry and want to live. dead cities that dont know they're dead and suck the life force of their people to maintain the delusion. cities with harbors that are actually mouths; one-way entries. cities that are devastatingly lonely and see consumption as love
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wickedcriminal Β· 4 months
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THE OL' SWTCHEROO
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