#shitposting from the gate

[peterbazooca]

*taps mic* Is this anything?

#bg3 #baldur's gate 3 #shitposting from the gate #astarion #wyll #halsin #gale #karlach #lae'zel #shadowheart #withers #the dark urge #tav #oc #this is my favorite type of post #and now I know how to make them! #I'll be unstoppable

[gvalesdraws]

scribble from my playthrough. there is definitely a statue of astarion somewhere in baldurs gate because we wouldn't survive without him

#like. he managed to win at least 4 difficult fights by himself by stealthing + attacking from the dark while everyone else was lying dead #art #my art #baldurs gate #baldurs gate fanart #baldurs gate 3 #bg fanart #bg3 fanart #baldurs gate astarion #bg3 astarion #astarion #baldurs gate shitpost

[thedomesticanthropologist]

Coffee shop au

Tav, making Astarion a coffee: how do you take it?

Astarion: from behind, usually

Wyll, standing with him: Astarion

Tav, sighing, adressing Wyll: I meant how does he take his coffee

Wyll: Black, thank you-

Astarion: HA, incidentally -

Wyll: A S T A R I O N

#he takes it black and from the back #thank you #shitposting #wyllstarion #baldurs gate 3 #bg3 #astarion #astarion ancunin #hes not a vampire in this one or otherwise hes pretending to blend in u choose #i wasnt thinking that far ahead #wyll ravengard #bg3 wyll

[kaisumisucreations]

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#hollow knight #hollow knight game #hollow knight ghost #little ghost #shitpost #art #drawing #fanart #col 3 is still gating me from four whole achievements #got to the end boss exactly once on my first playthrough in 2020 before giving up #ive a score to settle

[astarionanon]

#bg3 #baldur's gate 3 #baldurs gate 3 #astarion #astarion ancunin #bg3 astarion #bg3 shitpost #astarion bg3 #I stole this from reddit #but if it ain’t the truth

[bluerose5]

The tragedy of the Iron Bull learning more about druidic magic, and he inevitably finds out that, no, Halsin cannot wild shape into a dragon.

#bluerose shitposts #halsin patting him on the back all like “there there” while highly amused #the internet's solution from what i saw was true polymorph iirc #baldurs gate 3 #bg3 #dragon age #dai #the iron bull #halsin #ironbear #crossover #bluerose rambles

[strigital]

do you mind? i'm very busy imagining spawn Astarion with the ability to polymorph into a bat and his darling druid tav who wildshapes into a raven both swooping through the golden and purple evening sky, ebony feathers gleaming in the setting sun, red eyes reflecting the first evening's stars, two winged creatures in love doing saltos and dancing in the clouds, falling down wings tucked in only to unfurl them mere inches before hitting the surface of the sea, causing the water to splash with the gusts of air from their wings, only for those falling droplets to reflect the sunset perfectly and create a magnificent rainbow that bat!astarion and raven!tav fly over - a rainbow bridge into a new tomorrow, a future free of worries, full of love and new possibilities.

then the sun sets, the stars come out and you watch a raven and a bat flutter off into the horizon, cawing and squeeking with glee. you don't know that these animals are soulmates in disguise, but something about the way they dance and zigzag through the purple skies tells you: they're in love.

happy.

free.

#not me daydreaming a Disney-like scene with a Disney-like romantic song playing in the background #where batstarion and raventav have a Romantic Moment™ in the skies #just two winged dorks doing a dull on ballet in the sky #*cries in i-wish-i-could-animate* #*sits down to outline a draft where keena teaches batstarion to fly and they get carried away* #*takes out a sketchbook and googles bat and raven locomotion videos* #baldurs gate 3 #bg3 #larian studios #astarion #tav #female tav #male tav #oc related #keena farlong #batstarion #no ascended astarion in this house because we STAN HEALING FROM TRAUMA here 24/7 #druid #wild shape #shitpost #random #“touch the sky” from Guardians of Ga'hoole starts playing #screenshot #dnd #dungeons and dragons

[deerdreams]

Lunarae takes the direct approach.

Anyways I've been having a blast with the Astarion romance

#bg3 #baldur's gate 3 #astarion ancunin #bg3 tav #tavstarion #astarion x tav #tiefling #my ocs #lunarae #this is the most high-effort shitpost i've ever done #just in case it's not clear i did NOT paint those backgrounds #i just used painterly effects on scenery from the game #artists on tumblr #digital art

[fatale-distraction]

Caught the sexy tiefling dork droppin it like it’s hot in his new tower

#baldur's gate 3 #baldur's gate iii #bg3 #bg3 spoilers #bg3 rolan #baldur’s gate rolan #tiefling #bg3 screenshots #bg3 screencaps #someone take my controller away from me #bg3 shitpost #gon slap dat ass

[lanabenikosdoormat]

yeah

#bg3 #balders gate 3 #w101 #wizard101 #i did in fact yoink this from instagram but cmon #it’s literally my niche #shitposting

[waylaid-by-enemies]

I think he’d like to show you something magical…

#baldur's gate 3 #bg3 #bg3 gale #bg3 fandom #bg3 memes #bg3 shitpost #gale of waterdeep #gale dekarios #gale #happy vernal from mister dekarios #chopped and shooped #cracked and screwed #picsart #gale the magician’s rabbit #bg3 holidayposting #that little limp wrist is just so *SCREAMS*

[dandydanthelion]

i drew gale again :(( someone save me

#i SHOULD be drawing the others bc i wanna learn how but i cant escape from this wizard #bg3 #baldur's gate 3 #gale dekarios #gale of waterdeep #bg3 gale #shitpost #dandelion's rambling #i should shut up 😂

[sunflowerwizard]

the leaked Origin character select screen looks great

#baldur's gate 3 #bg3 #The Dark Urge #Default Tav #shitpost #Baldur's Gate 3 spoilers #BG3 spoilers #this came to me like a vision from Apollo at 5am enjoy

[astralpyre]

finally joining in on twt trends lmao

#bg3 #baldurs gate 3 #baldurs gate #astarion #astarion ancunin #bg3 astarion #liamsnart #i’m back on my shitposting era and recovering from art block #finally… the end of the semester is upon me

[ladytesla]

The Great Faerun Baking Show (part three)

For those of you who are just stopping by, I had a horrible idea a while ago and this is the result. I have no idea what's going to happen or who's going to win. I’m just going to roll a D20 ‘bake check’ for everyone and write out the results, including what everyone rolled so y’all know I’m not cheating just so my druid boyfriend can win.  The person with the lowest total score (out of a possible score of 60) goes home.

We've got the main 6 companions, Jaheira, Halsin, Minsc (and Boo), Minthara, Dammon, and my tav Medora (who y'all can just pretend is Alfira if you don't want someone else's tav in the story, since they're both female bards)

Week One, Cake Week: Star baker was Karlach, Minthara went home

Week Two, Biscuit Week: Star baker was Halsin, Shadowheart went home

Week Three: Bread Week, or "No you can't use Mage Hand to knead your dough"

Signature: Cottage Loaf

Astarion: Sun dried tomato and paprika. Unfortunately somehow he never turned on his oven, so all he had when time was called was a big ball of dough that wasn't able to be judged.

Dammon: Greek spices and olives. Or whatever the Faerun equivalent of Greece is. Maybe Waterdeep? Anyway, there were a few too many olives and it was a little underbaked, but it wasn't too bad.

Gale: He really wanted to keep with a magical purple theme, but ube and red onion really don't vibe with each other. It was way overworked thanks to the mage hand he totally didn't use to help with the kneading process.

Halsin: Rosemary and wild mushroom. All of which he'd gathered himself, of course. Nearly perfectly done, and beautifully decorated with little sprigs of rosemary.

Jaheira: Cinnamon pumpkin bread. Very autumnal, but the moisture in the pumpkin threw off the consistency of the dough and left it underprooved. The decorative pumpkin seeds on top could only hide so many sins.

Karlach: Jalapeño cheddar. Just the right amount of heat, from someone who's an expert on it. She even decorated it with a few slices of jalapeño for presentation.

Lae'zel: For some reason she decided to put smoked salmon, herring and tuna in the same bread to make a fish loaf? It was also underbaked, and didn't go over well at all.

Medora: Saffron, rose and pistachio bread. The rose was a bit too overpowering, and the loaf was overworked. It looked nice, though.

Minsc: He used Indian spices in his bread like garam masala and curry powder, which gave it a really unique flavor. It was slightly overprooved, but overall a successful loaf.

Wyll: Gluten-free garlic and herb. He wanted to challenge himself to make a classic flavor more available to those with dietary restrictions (because he is a Very Good Boy) and it was a resounding success. He earned a Hollywood Handshake for his efforts.

Technical: Baguettes

I was surprised to find that the lowest roll for this round was an 8! So they all did pretty well. I think that, from now on, if there's a tie I'll roll for them a second time. The second roll won't contribute to the score at all, it'll just determine the order in the technical.

Worst to best:

10. Halsin

9. Dammon

8. Astarion

7. Karlach

6. Minsc

5. Jaheira

4. Lae'zel

3. Wyll

2. Medora

Gale

Showstopper: Bread Sculpture

Astarion: He recovered from his disastrous signature round to make a masterfully-done sculpture... of himself, with a dagger in one hand and a glass of wine in another. He had to reference the face from a sketch someone had made of him, but thankfully it had been a skilled artist. Paul and Prue had to look really hard to find a flaw.

Dammon: He made a bread dinosaur. A stegosaurus, to be exact. And thanks to its sturdy bread-roll legs, it was able to stand upright unaided. The tip of the tail got a bit burnt, and to save it he'd had to take it out of the oven underbaked.

Gale: He made Elminster's hat, and colored the bread with paprika and cayenne to get the red color. It ended up being quite lopsided, unfortunately, and overworked.

Halsin: His owlbear was incredibly detailed, and the garlic chip decorations he used for some of the feathers accented the flavor of the bread wonderfully. Some of the chips had browned a bit too much on the ends however, so it wasn't perfect, but it was close.

Jaheira: She had a rough time this round. Dropped one of her doughs so she only had two to work with and underbaked her sculpture of a tree so badly that it had to be propped up to stand upright.

Karlach: She made a tower of bread skulls, with one of four different flavors. And tiny grassini breadsticks to represent swords and spears. A mammoth undertaking that she pulled off very well.

Lae'zel: Unhappy about her gingerbread dragon, she was bound and determined to make a dragon right this time. And thankfully, she succeeded. Otherwise she would have continued to make dragons until she got it right. The bread was quite spicy and had chili peppers in it for good measure, but the heat wasn't overpowering at all.

Medora: She attempted to make a lighthouse on an island. It was really precariously tilted to one side, and the bread making the lighthouse was underbaked, but the bread the island was made of tasted fine.

Minsc: He made a giant bread version of Boo the Miniature Giant Space Hamster. Which he presented next to the real thing. It was a huge loaf of bread so it was underbaked in the middle, but it was visually impressive.

Wyll: His bread version of the Ravenguard family crest had a braided border which took a lot of time. However, with the added colors in the dough to bring the crest to life, Wyll was still able to make something delicious and very nicely baked within the time constraints.

The Results:

Our star baker for the week, with a score of 52/60, is Wyll!

Unfortunately, with a score of 23/60, Jaheira has to leave the tent.

Feel free to play along in the comments! How would your tav or favorite npc compare?

Let's fuckin go we're doing pies and tarts next.

#I was working from home today #It didn't go well #Baldur's Gate 3 #baldurs gate 3 #bg3 shitpost #bg3 funny #bg3 fanfiction #my writing #bg3 astarion #astarion #astarion ancunin #bg3 dammon #bg3 gale #gale dekarios #bg3 halsin #halsin silverbough #bg3 jaheira #bg3 karlach #karlach #karlach cliffgate #bg3 lae'zel #lae'zel #Medora #tav #bg3 minsc #wyll #wyll ravenguard #bg3 wyll #bake off

[madsblabs]

Just made my grand entrance back into reality (I finished reading the 40 chapter fic I started last night and remembered I still in fact have a job to do during the day)

#bg3 #baldur's gate 3 #text #astarion #astarion ancunin #bg3 memes #mads blabs #ao3 #bg3 shitpost #work from home