I think that for every episode of bake off that has a foreign country as a theme there should be a special third judge that is just a grandma of that nationality and they should be equipped with an air horn they can toot in paul hollywood’s smug face whenever he confidently says something completely incorrect about a bake’s construction, flavour, texture, etc etc
I went on the Bake Off but I didn’t have time to put anything in the oven. Paul Hollywood tasted my bake and was like, “Yeah, that’s raw,” and I was like. “No shit.”
Joe Locke, the boy who never stops, is going to be on Celeb Bake off to raise money for stand up to cancer! Go on Joseph, bring home that star baker apron!