#shit memes by yours truly

[timeladix]

My autistic ass making a coffee at 5pm 2 days before an exam, mentally preparing to pull a half nighter in the hopes of acquring *some* knowledge they couldn't any sooner bc they only work well under pressure, with anxiety's claws at their throat:

Bonus:

Me the night before said exam:

#autistic #actually autistic #peace was never an option #meme #joke #funny #actually #self depricating #lol #anyways #mine #random stuff #shit post #by yours truly #hazbin hotel #alastor #hazbin alastor #the radio demon #alastor the radio demon #uni student #finals week #more like finals month tbh

[gobstoppr]

one fucking fish

#meme #text #image made by yours truly #ive had it sitting in my folder for a while #just a stupid in joke with my discord friends n shit

[persy-r-bozo]

Here's your secret reminder

Just your silly secret reminder.

SLAY

Fucking 🌈✨️SLAY✨️🌈

People laugh at your "weird" style?

They can STAY MAD!

Your told you'd be pretty or handsome in more revealing clothes?

FUCK EM, stay comfy!

Your told your clothes are "too Sexy"

Sounds like a them problem!

I have been wareing multi colored clothes, earrings and chokers because I wanted to.

And I've never been happier.

And I wish this happiness to everyone.

#as long as your comfortable in your own skin. thats all that truly matters. #wholesome memes #wholesome #wear what you want #dhmis #wholesome shit #positive mental attitude #agressive positivity

[aceghosts]

Romantic Tarot Card Pairing for OTPs

Hey everyone! I was tagged to do this uquiz by @inafieldofdaisies. Thanks for tagging me!

Since I'm early, I'm going to tag a bunch of people: @sstewyhosseini, @jinfromyarikawa, @marivenah, @jillvalentinesday, @alexxmason, @voidika , @anonymousmalkavian, @clicheantagonist, @commander-krios, @direwombat, @cassietrn, @eclecticwildflowers, @roofgeese, @killerspinal, @children-of-epiales, @strangefable, @theelderhazelnut, @captastra, @chazz-anova, and anyone else who would like to do this!

Blue Murphy & Grace Armstrong

the two of cups + the star

your romance is a wish granted. finally, finally, they're here. finally, *it's* here! the time where you don't have to feel lonely anymore - you'll never feel that way ever again. laughter, joy, sweetness, kisses - be at ease. all of these are things you have found someone to share with. your love is a dreamy fantasy of love and devotion and miracles. at first, your chest gets too tight when they're around - until they become as natural as the air in your lungs.

Hunter Delaney & Albert Wesker

the devil + the emperor

there's only one religion for the two of you, and that religion is the other. you two are very nearly unhealthily obsessed with one another, and that's just how you like it. when they touch you, they can feel the blood pumping under the surface of your skin. your hearts beat for one another. when the day comes that one stops, the other will soon after. until then, you both will live out your lives in perfect, gothy paradise.

Riley Callahan & Ingo

knight of pentacles + the magician

if there's something you want, you will GET IT. nothing escapes your fingertips. after all, you're the power couple. your pairing sparks pure cosmic energy. you're fiercely driven to your goals - whether that be status, fortune, or power. you're also fiercely protective of one another. with the knight's earthy energy, you both prefer to purposefully make your way towards your ambitions, rather than playing cards too early or acting too loosely. meanwhile, the magician's half makes gives you a little fire. if they get too close, onlookers and threats to your relationship may get burned.

Emerson Wright & Ricardo Ortega

the tower + the lovers

meeting this person shook your whole world. crumbling down is everything you thought you knew about life and love. their warmth, their generosity, their naivete, their knowing...! you don't know how anything made sense before them. all you know is that nothing will make sense afterwards.

#tag memes #OTP: I Wanna Be Kissed Like Its the Last Time #OTP: Love Me Mercilessly #OTP: Riley x Ingo #OTP: When It All Goes to Hell #Had to highlight the whole thing for Hunter and Wesker cuz it fit them too well LMAO #and I love how cute Blue and Grace's is! #They truly deserve a cute romcom type of love #I love how Emerson and Ortega's is like you're about to get your shit rocked #which is kind of how Emerson feels after meeting Ortega #I also like Riley and Ingo's result especially since they're so protective of the other #I also wanted to do Rooney's cyberpunk ship #but uh I'm still developing their ships and they might have two ships lol

[analyzingadventure]

If you gave a me dollar everytime Piemon was introduced as one of the first Ultimate level Digimon in the franchise to display the difference between Perfect and Ultimate, I'd have four dollars, which isn't a lot but it's funny to me that it's happened four times

Like you introduce An Extremely Powerful Threat in your story that your protagonist has to overcome, and in this god forsaken series, four different times it's been the exact same clown

#Text post #Like to be fair Adventure and V-Tamer didn't have that many Digimon to choose from. Like the selection was smaller back in the day #And Survive was doing its Adventure Nostalgia thing so sure that's fair too #But Ghost Game? Nah man that shit's just funny #Like part of me wants this to become the new Leomon Dies meme #Where instead everytime they introduce Ultimates there's a Piemon in there somewhere #Because truly Digimon is the only series where the ultimate threat your character and their little dragon friend need to overcome is a clow #I'm sorry the current Booster Set is probs going to have a new Piemon card and I am suddenly In A Mood

[reactionimagesdaily]

#'edited v badly on the phone by yours truly xoxo' #reaction image #reaction meme #daily reaction images #image mood: ah shit #submission #now with added caption

[quoth-the-goblin-nevermore]

I was looking into the history of Scottish sword dancing and one theory of its origin is that it literally started by emoting on some dead guy.

King Malcolm III straight up default danced on this dead ass chieftain and everyone was like “damn, he onto something”

#sword dance #scottish history #scotland #history #history memes #shitpost #wikipedia adventures #macbeth #what the shit #history told poorly by yours truly #thanks for coming to my ted talk

[coollyinterferes]

"Back by unpopular demand:"

"Us!"

#[*trips and falls to the ground like that one pepe frog meme but dramatically explodes into a million pieces instead* hi hi] #[i'll start by apologizing and thanking y'all for your patience bc wheew its been almost 2 months since my last post holy shittt] #[mental health along with intrusive thoughts and stuff have been absolute ass and still are right now] #[not gonna go into much detail bc i'm dealing with tons of bad stuff and negativity but yeah] #[at this point i aint even going to say 'im back!' bc everytime i do some even more terrible shit happens irl so naw] #[i also can't promise thread replies today bc i already know i'll likely not be able to finish any] #[but i will try to at least start working on some of them ;v;] #[other than that please feel free to send in stuff if you wish!] #[i haven't been around in so long that i feel completely rusty and out of the loop rn] #[but i think i'll start with the few asks i was unable to get to last time] #[if you guys who sent them see this: i'm sorry for the super looooong wait and thank you so much for your patience!!! <3] #[hope everyone's having a lovely day/night!!! <3] #;ic #(? #;ooc #(?? #[the world will never truly know *x files music plays*]

[wymgreenteam]

head in fucking hands.

#guys. men. homies. what are you Doing. #this is so baffling to me. like truly. #Do Not Do This????? #like how many other ways do we have to say it?????? #'written by chatgpt' bro that thing does not have an original thought this has been proven #all it's doing is scraping preexisting content off the internet #(OTHER PEOPLE'S HARD WORK) #and passing it off as its own bc that's all it knows how to do #it's not chatgpt's and it CERTAINLY isn't yours so stop posting this shit on ao3 #the quality of the work shows it too. i will come out here and say that with no hesitation. #what cgpt writes is not GOOD #regardless of your 'editing' like GOD i'm so livid rn #it probably took me longer to make that meme in google drawings than it did for that fic to be 'written' & posted which is Saying Something #also wtf stop clogging my favorite tag with this :/ but that's a me thing so whatever #lil.txt

[shadow0-1]

Ahaha what if we k*ssed by the fence around Shadow Company’s base 😳😳

#call of duty #modern warfare #call of duty modern warfare #blender renders #phillip graves #OC: jax #jackie ramirez #ship: high places #this is a good time for me to give a casual reminder #please do not project yourself/your own shit onto my ship content #PLEASE #it makes me very uncomfortable and it’s just downright disrespectful #and a one way ticket to getting blocked honestly #anyway this was supposed to be a haha funny meme and uhh #oop #my commitment to the bit (render) knows no bounds truly

[hopefulbuthelpless]

Watching reviews of booktok books is such a surreal experience because im finding even the summaries too cringe to withstand and so i go to escape into the comments and its entirely people who are super into it. Like i go to find other people talking abt how badly written this shit is and its all "omg ive been so obsessed w these books so glad youre talking about these <3" like i beg your fucking pardon?????

#HOW. HOW DO PEOPLE UNİRONİCALLY READ THESE THINGS WİTHOUT WANTING TO KILL THEMSELVES #it really truly feels like that meme of where the fuck am i. hello. who are you people and which fuckin pod did yall walk out of??? #WDYMMMM THE CRAWL TO ME SCENE IS HOT. THE 2 MINUTE SNAPSHOT THAT WAS READ OUT WAS ENOUGH TO TAKE ME BACK TO WATTPAD JEFF THE KILLER X READER #circa 2018. like how are yalls standards SO LOW #like im not gonna act like im better than everyone reading smut. nicke btw youre not allowed to comment on the ao3 author thing. i KNOW #i also have trash taste but at least my trash is well fucking written which this shit decidedly is not #its giving astarion “on. your. knees.' played as romantic and also IN THE REAL WORLD and worse written. tbh

[goldfishshithead]

#drive knight #opm #one punch man #meme time from yours truly #listen I need to see this happen #I wanna see him fall down a few ranks. please. #he cannot get away with this. I will not let him. #it’s not like he would give a shit anyway. but it would be great for my mental health.

[charmfamily]

(SEMI) CHARMED KIND OF LIFE: EPISODE 2, PART I. “THE HARDEST PART IS SAYING SORRY (WITH YOUR DIGNITY INTACT)”

Transcript Below.

[July 9, 2023. Cut to the interior where Damien and his closest friend and roommate Akira are inside, working out – Damien practicing boxing, Akira on one of the treadmills nearby.] 

AKIRA: – So reverse-stalk her work schedule and show up when you know she’s not gonna be there, dude. Switching up our spot, that we went to before you even met her, is bullshit. Coming all the way out to Moony Loony territory when we could have just literally walked a block to a really nice place that doubles as MILF Heaven is also bullshit. – Look around, Charm, there are zero luxurious cougars doing yoga, it’s a hairy dude sausage party in here and it blows.

DAMIEN: What is your fucked up obsession with yoga moms? [He wrinkles his nose in mock disgust, perking a questionable and curious brow.] Do you need to talk about it? Not with me, I don’t wanna hear that shit, but like, with a professional?

AKIRA: I read in one of those women studies books Grace left laying around one time that they hit their peak in their forties, plus, from personal experience, they either have to keep it casual ‘cause they’re already married or they’ve been-there-done-that with the whole commitment thing so it’s all just for fun, you know? None of them take me seriously, I don’t have to take any of them seriously, it’s the ideal situationship if you know how to game the system.

DAMIEN: I shoulda brought Gracie, you are the last person someone should ask relationship advice from. AKIRA: I’m the best person, what the fuck?

#Story Simblr #TS4 #The Sims 4 Story #TS4 Story #TS4 Edit #(Semi) Charmed Kind of Life #SCKoL #Damien Charm #Akira Kibo #If you thought Damien was stupid by himself readers you are in for a ride #Damekira are two halves of a whole fuckin idiot and they are the embodiment of those bro memes 100% #I love writing dudes with more unearned confidence than thought processes it truly is a beautiful medium #They'll say the most unhinged stream of consciousness shit you've ever heard in your life like it's a profound piece of secret knowledge #Also very rarely do you get to write the phrase “luxurious cougars” in a sentence I'm glad this trash boi muse gives me such opportunities #You *should* have brought Grace Damien. No good will come from this.

[soldier-poet-king]

I am not obligated to argue with people on the internet. The internet is not a good place for debate or genuine discourse.

I am not obligated to argue with people on the internet. The internet is not a good place for debate or genuine discourse.

I am not obligated to argue with people on the internet. The internet is not a good place for debate or genuine discourse.

#affirmations for myself on this god abandonded afternoon #girl help. the trads found my niceness post. #its like. the garfield meme. huh. wonder who that's about #bestie it was ABOUT terfs and people being disgusting assholes #like you can hold whatever opinion and whether i agree or not is irrelevant #to if youre gonna treat someone like a human being #and not preach truth in love or whatever bullshit you wanna call ur assholery #would you say this shit to Christ's face???? no??? then stfu #also I DIDNT say niceness was a a virtue #i said mercy and compassion were #but even if i WASNT acting out of compassion and love #i would still choose niceness over whatever bullshit y'all got going on in the name of truth or whatver #literally. always alwayd always always forever and ever i will err on the side of mercy and charity #and not of what yall are calling truth and justice #bc. truly. i dont think thats it. i dont think thats divine justice. #the mercy-justice continuum is more complex. who am i to make that decision #what pride must i have to act as if i understand or speak for the divine #i know what i am and what i am capable of. and it is small kindness above all else #i cant be snarky and sharp tongued and self righteous. i cant stand it i cant abide it #i hate it perhaps more than anything but because i WAS that awful person #im not even sorry for being a little harsh. thats untrue. i am sorry. but im not sorry for believing this callous cruelty to be a injustice #an injustice perpetuated in the name of so called justice and truth

[hadesbullshit]

#mcr #mcr melbourne #gerard way #shit meme by yours truly #my chemical romance

[bb-nebula]

Sorry I didn't hear I was reading about getting tipped at petco

#a legendary saying by yours truly #shitposting #shit post #shitpost #funny stuff #shit i say #merlin #supernatural #meme #gay #neurodivergent #adhd #adhdlife #adhd quote