#shenanigans happen

[teecupangel]

Here's an idea I think you might enjoy: animus but Des is in their head, controlling them. They can feel it and talk to him and everything, ratatouille style.

……………… You know what would be funny, nonny?

If Desmond sucks at controlling them.

Like, we’ve heard the rites of passage in AC games:

We make them jump instead of doing a leap of faith

We accidentally make them climb the wrong high building and the actual viewpoint is the tower next to it

We miscalculate a jump and fall into the waters below or into an unsuspecting civilian

And there’s the game specific problems I refuse to believe I’m the only one who suffered thru it.

So just imagine Desmond trying to control them in the Animus and they know they’re being controlled.

There’s this… change in the air around them. It feels more charged. More… mysterious.

And they also become clumsier for some goddamn reason.

Incidents include:

Altaïr falling into the waters in the docks of Acre for the fifteenth time and he just hisses under his breath, “What is wrong with you?! Do you enjoy seeing me wet?!” and Desmond’s just “Dude, your control sucks!” which leads to Altaïr having an argument with Desmond under his breath about how his ‘control’ (whatever that means) does not suck, Desmond just sucks at this thing he likes to call ‘platforming’ and they both just agreed that, yeah, okay, they’re gonna assassinate Sibrand by going around instead even if it meant Altaïr had to walk slowly and pretend to be praying the entire time.

Altaïr breathing heavily as he glared at the ten (nope, five more guards found him in open combat, damn it) guards trying to kill him. One of them stepped forward and raised his sword. Altaïr readied himself and he still got hit, “(Growl)! Desmond! Get your timing right!” “Your Hidden Blade counter timing is too fast, Altaïr! Let’s just use your swor-” “No! You will learn how to counter using the hidden blade or, I swear, I will find a way to control you and drill it to your body myself!” (Guards just glance at each other, thinking “oh shit, he’s insane”)

Ezio just staring into the sky as he places his hands on his waist as he called out, “Desmond! How about we try this again later?” “No! I almost got it!” “……… It’s been an hour, Desmond. Let’s try clearing this tomb after-” “No! We’re gonna get that Armor today if it’s the last thing we do! Just… this goddamn time limit is annoying! Time limit sucks!” Ezio who is already used to the mysterious voice (who calls himself Desmond)’s strange words: “………… (sigh)”

“I can take them out. Desmond, please, I’m begging you, let me take them out. I can do-” (Desmond takes control and Ezio watches as his recruits take down the targets) The recruits looking at Ezio for approval. Ezio: Bene, that was a good takedown. (inside, Ezio is just tired because Desmond is enjoying all this ‘summoning’ thing too much…)

“Why can’t we have different lethal bombs?! You have the ingredients for it!” “I don’t know, Desmond. Could we just please finish preparing all the bombs?” “Dude, wouldn’t it be better if we have, like, all of these bombs?” “… I don’t think I have enough space in belt for all of them…” “You should get a bag.” “(Sigh) Desmond, we already talked about this. This Animus of yours don’t allow more ‘inventory’, right?” (inside, Ezio is wondering what his life has become that he sorta kinda understand the words leaving his mouth)

“Desmond… I’m imploring you to not mess this up.” “I’m trying, man, this is hard.” “Who are you talking to, Haytham?” “Ziio! No… no one.” “…” “… sigghhh… Desmond say hello to Ziio.” “Hi, Ziio.” “… is this a curse placed upon you white men?” “…” “…” “…” “Perhaps.” “Sorta?”

“You are a Templar. May the Father of Understanding guide us.” “May the Father of Understanding guide us.” “Wait, what?!” “…” “…” “Master Kenway, is something the matter?” “… no, Charles. I simply… remembered something foul.”

“It’s okay, Desmond. You’ll get this soon enough. Just take a deep breath and………… Desmond. Desmond. Please stop doing whatever you’re doing right now. My head is starting to hurt.” “It’s not me! The cameras of these tree view points sucks ass!”

“How is it you came to captain a ship, given the way you sail?” “Oh, screw you, Haytham! You wanna talk shit, why don’t you try doing this shit yourself, huh?!” “…” “…” “…” “… Apologies, father. Desmond was out of line.” “No, I’m not, fuck you, Haytham!” “I can say with absolute delight I have not missed you one bit, Desmond.” “Bite me, tacohead.” “I still do not know what that means.”

#desmond is using the animus #to control them ratatouille style #but he sucks at controlling them #shenanigans happen #is he truly controlling them in the past? #or is this the animus giving them more agency than anyone expected #regardless #they suffer as desmond tries to not get them killed #ask and answer #assassin's creed #desmond miles #altaïr ibn la'ahad #ezio auditore #ratonhnhaké:ton #connor kenway #haytham kenway #teecup writes/has a plot #fic idea: assassin's creed

[bucca2]

to my new followers: I’m glad you’re here!! I do reblog a lot of cod content but this is like, my variety blog. I appreciate y’all a lot but if you only want updates to the story then feel free to get added to the tag list instead I won’t be offended <3

#I’ll probably make a cod writing sideblog if I actually write more than just shrike #like I’ve got this medieval royalty au planned out #where König is in an arranged marriage #but he won’t fuck her because he refuses to have kids to spite his dad #so the queen ends up falling for her personal guard ghost instead #shenanigans happen #and much much later #könig meets this badass hunter lady #I can’t promise this fic will ever manifest #but like. Stay tuned lol #cod #writing

[drkineildwicks]

In other news, during my writing of more Aken/Hamada Collective stuff, I discover that Cass was the one who met Dibs first (Momakase had enlisted him to move dorms).

Dibs is stunned to learn that this nice girl is related to that Scary Guy and tells Carl about them

Carl hears they live in that rundown apartment on the corner and the Team Mom instinct kicks in

Door is kicked in moments later, Obake startles awake at Carl asking him do you seriously live like this?

Five seconds later Carl has him over his shoulder with his belongings under the other arm, telling him no this does not spark joy you’re staying with us you can have the couch now let’s get some warm tea in you while Dibs panics in the background Carl you can’t just STEAL people--

Obake, very confused, texts Elaine with think I’m being kidnapped, will update as situation develops.

Elaine isn’t sure if she should be worried for Obake or his kidnappers

#bh6 #big hero 6 #big hero 6 the series #big hero six #big hero six the series #the aken/hamada collective #aka that au where Obake and Cass are siblings #shenanigans happen #obake #felony carl #globby #cass #felony carl is the team mom sorry I don't make the rules

[critterbitter]

Meet Ingo’s partner!

The one and only!

A Litwick!

Litwick’s a panic capture and she knows it.

As a firm believer of half the depot agents in BW2 being either ghosts or pokemon (or both), a litwick with vague telepathy isn’t too out of question, me thinks.

Bonus:

Feel free to add any headcannons! This is lawless lands now. (click here for submas masterpost!)

#art #sketchbook #submas comic #baby submas #pokemon #ingo #subway boss ingo #subway boss emmet #subway bosses #pokemon ingo #pokemon emmet #litwick #tynamo #litwick’s on the payroll to drive ingo prematurely grey #(this is a lie ingo loves shenanigans when they arent happening to him) #ghost pokemon are weird #the art of candle domestication (80 percent of it is bribery) #fanart #submas

[very-tired-child]

family photo

#cult of the lamb #cotl heket #cotl leshy #cotl kallamar #cotl shamura #cotl narinder #fio draws #you cant tell me kallamar didnt have braces as a teen #and heket + leshy didnt have zits #the shenanigans happened the second the photo was taken thats why shamura doesnt notice #they scolded everyone as soon as they saw the photo

[egophiliac]

so excited for Kalim to save the day by swiper-no-swiping this dip. you can do it! I believe in you!

god I hope this reads properly

#art #twisted wonderland #twisted wonderland spoilers #stage in playful land #stage in playfulland #i feel like kalim and the marshmallow test operates under roger rabbit rules #whether he passes or fails depends on which option is funniest at the time #anyway HEY things are finally actually happening! #so glad fellow agrees with me there #did he even expect them to make it to the show. did he very quickly have to choreograph a poppy little dance number. #honestly in retrospect i am also shocked that they lasted as long as they did #i mean. floyd is there. c'mon. #speaking of which i did really enjoy floyd going BYE JADE! MAYBE I'LL COME BACK TO SAVE YOU LATER IF I FEEL LIKE IT! #revenge for the popcorn #sorry if this is nonsensical! somehow it became like 4 am while i wasn't looking #i am super digging the evil theme park shenanigans (now that they're actually happening) #it's just Very Late!

[ladeldee]

I simultaneously look forward to and dread the possible interactions to come with Wilbur's return.

#Qsmp #Pissa #Qsmp shipping #<- implied cause pet names and father like daughter Wil 'truthing' Phil lmao #qsmp philza #qsmp wilbur #I need Wil and Missa to interact but by God would it take a blue moon to happen. and I know this art isn't about them directly interacting #but by proximity the shenanigans that could happen aaAGh

[mammonswhore]

Mammon: *with a walkie talkie following Belphie* The cow is out of the farm I repeat the cow is...

Belphie: *Taking the walkie talkie* THE FUCK IS YOUR PROBLEM?

MC: *on the other side of walkie talkie* I am scared of you so Mammon keeps me updated to know if I leave my room or not

Belphie: I am not going to hurt you

MC: bitch you said the same and killed me I ain't risking it again

#this has happened multiple times #obey me #obey me shall we date #obey me headcanons #obey me imagines #obey me scenarios #obey me mc #obey me mammon #obey me incorrect quotes #om incorrect quotes #incorrect obey me #obey me! incorrect quotes #belphegor #obey me belphie #obey me belphegor #obey me mammon x reader #obey me crack #hol shenanigans

[l3viat8an]

*Games night in Levi’s room*

Mammon: Damn this game is crazy!

MC: Crazy?

MC & Levi:*In perfect sync* I was crazy once, they locked me in a room. A rubber room. A rubber room with with rats, and rats make me crazy, crazy? I was crazy once, they locked me in a room. A rubber room. A rubber room with with rats, and rats make me crazy, crazy?-

Mammon: What the fuck is wrong with you two????

#this actually happened it’s me and my little brother freaking my mom out lmao #obey me! #obey me #om! #obmswd #obey me incorrect quotes #obey me incorrect #obey me mammon #obey me levi #obey me mc #obey me shitpost #obey me crack #obey me crack shit #om! mammon #om! levi #om! mc #om! incorrect quotes #om! shitpost #obey me shenanigans #obey me memes #obmswd mammon #obmswd levi #obmswd mc #obmswd incorrect quotes #obmswd crack #obmswd shitpost #ro’s dumb stuff tag #obey me shall we date #obey me fandom

[hughmanbean]

I Just Need a Little More Time!

I was inspired after remembering Dr. Facilier's final scene in The Princess and the Frog.

Ellie has stabilized, the Infinite Realms are (mostly) under control of the High Queen, and has shuttered itself away while Jack, Maddie, and Vlad got rid of the GIW. A few years later, after all this nonsense is taken care of, she goes back to wandering the Earth.

Danny, being the worrying mother he is, gives her a few lesser abilities that he has as High Queen, and tells her to visit every once in a while, or he'll send Dan to drag her back.

Ellie makes a show of rolling her eyes and sighing before hugging him and promising to visit. She leaves and roams the world as a sort of advisor about ghostly things and lover of all facets of the world.

She's approached one day by the Bats to help with one of their problems in Gotham, and they naturally sort of get closer. She even starts dating of of them (Damian, Cass? You can fiddle with the timelines and ages).

But during all of this, she forgets to visit for quite some time. Danny, worried, sends Dan to find her. He does a little salute "Yes, Mom!" and goes off, scheming.

This culminates in that scene where, you guessed it, Dan appears (quite menacingly, might I add) to drag Ellie back. 🎶Are You Readyyy?🎶

After all, she hasn't paid her dues to the Queen Mother yet, has she? Only one way to make up for that. You're coming with me. (Danny's going to be fussing over her for ages.)

#dp x dc #dpxdc #dp x dc prompt #dcxdp #dp x dc crossover #dc x dp #danielle phantom #dan phantom #queen mother danny phantom #batfam #This happens in front of the batfam/person she's dating outside of costume #Or maybe after a mission #misunderstanding #shenanigans

[mochiiniko]

i am so normal about this movie

edit: this has been getting more attention for some reason and im REALLY confused but im not complaining because this movie means so much to me and im so glad people do too! im looking forward to making more castle in the sky art, as well as ghibli art in general, so in the meantime heres some silly doodles i made of sheeta and pazu :>

#this was supposed to be ONE screenshot redraw #ONE #and look what happened #having the “fine i'll make art myself” mentality for small fandoms is fun and all until theres like 4 separate fandoms you want to make art #yea #castle in the sky #studio ghibli #also sheeta and pazu's relationship is the cutest thing ever #whether you view it platonically or romantically its still so wholesome #ghibli guys in general raising my standards for a partner :skull: #chiimo art shenanigans

[hypewinter]

After they had officially taken in Danny, Clark invited Connor over for the two to finally meet. He had deliberately invited Connor over for dinner to keep it a surprise. Honestly that was his mistake as Connor burst into the apartment yelling, "Long time no see bitches!" Something he'd forgotten Connor loved doing on occasion after he'd found out Clark's distaste for cussing.

Danny immediately popped up from where he was looking at cartoons on the couch. He took one hard long look at Clark, before a dastardly grin spread across his face. "Bitches!" he echoed.

#dp x dc #dc x dp #dpxdc #dcxdp #hyper prompts #a deaged danny ends up in the custody of the kents due to shenanigans #unfortunately for everyone involved his newfound midget status doubles his gremlin energy #this all happens before jon is born btw

[jack-the-fool]

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#i'd imagine this happens relatively early like act 2 shenanigans #something about being able to spot things as an outside observer but fully oblivious when you're directly involved #isat #in stars and time #isat spoilers #isat siffrin #isat isabeau #isat loop #isafrin #technically spoilers since you'd need the twohats ending to fully get the joke #jack.txt #jack.png

[canisalbus]

i've returned for 2 seconds to tell you that they're not leaving my head. (sort of unrelated but i've been thinking as well. what if vasco died before machete ? what would go down)

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#ah this is so terribly cute #makes me feel all warm and fuzzy inside #“possessed by the vaschete spirit” you and me both #their expressions are so sweet #couple of dorks #and I like the dusty desaturated color scheme! with pink and darker brown accents #gift art #insect-shenanigans #own characters #Vasco #Machete #as for what would happen if Vasco died first #and I'm assuming of natural causes like illness or old age #I suppose Machete would try to sneakily sponsor his funeral #throw the fanciest burial possible #and maybe add some kind of anonymous half hidden obscure tragiromantic inscription on the grave #about wishing to see him again one day #and then either go on to do what Vasco did and commission art in his honor #or get a bad case of widowhood effect and go downhill quickly after his passing #oh yeah he might start to financially support Vasco's widow so that there was a little less pressure on her to get remarried #as you may remember she's a lesbian and one lavender marriage was probably enough for her #I can see that being a thing in certain circumstances

[slushyseals]

Oh. Oh no.

#halp #Maybe they're not actually following me #Maybe we just happen to be going in the same direction #-swims a bit faster- #shenanigans

[undertheredhood]

jason todd is much like a typical dad in the sense he will share something extremely outrageous that had happened to him/he did out of nowhere and will never speak of it ever again no matter how many times he’s asked to elaborate.

#batman #jason todd #jason peter todd #jason wayne #jason peter todd wayne #jason todd wayne #the rest of the batfam: what do you mean you digged yourself out of your grave? #do you think they know about his birth mom selling him out to the joker? #jason todd was never the angry robin #most of the time it happens by accident but sometimes jason will say something just to stir the pot #jason todd is the biggest instigator alive and i stand by it #batfamily #batfam #batfamily shenanigans #just wait until they find out he’s dated slade wilson’s daughter because i think dck especially would be appalled by that one #dick grayson is so done #jason todd is one a one-man mission to stress everyone out #i don’t think they know about the all-caste either or about jason’s magic swords either #the rest of the batfam: what do you mean you have up your most treasured memory? #everything i learn about this man is wild #they call up zatanna or constatine for help one time and they’re like “’why don’t you ask hood for help?’ and the batfam collectively goes 🤯 #jason is the main reason why bruce has so much gray hair #jason goes from being this normal kid to being super overpowered within the span of 3-5 years and i love that for him #jason is the family cryptid #jason will share something about his past thinking nothing of it while everyone who’s listening to him talk is staring at him in horror #i don’t think anyone knows that jason has gone to heaven when he died #though jason’s memory isn’t quite reliable until he’s dunked in a lazarus pit #jason todd shenanigans #jason was never the angry robin