#she's so spontaneous

[invisibleicewands]

#Michael Sheen #Staged #Staged2 #Staged 2 #SwedishFishAL #it looks like more and more MS doesn't want to have anything to do with Staged #he left it to AL to have something to promote for her career #how to use your relationship with a famous actor and the children with him to raise up your profile #I Talk Telly #I Talk Telly Awards 2023 #she's so spontaneous #she keeps posing like a contestant in a 80's beauty contest

[r0swells]

#I MISS THEM SO MUCH CHAT #sorry everyone it was thinking about Kalina hours and this meme spontaneously appeared in my drafts whoops #please i just want to hear from Kalina again like whats up with her is she evil now? does she hate Cassandra? #fhjy #fhjy spoilers #fantasy high #fantasy high junior year #dimension 20 #kalina #cassandra #ankara #the nightmare king #roswell rambles

[biggest-gaudiest-patronuses]

you want a new kind of guy, fine, i raise you: the lady i was briefly roommates with in college who once smoked a blunt at a party and then spent an hour confessing earnestly to me that she genuinely preferred reading detailed episode recaps over actually watching the tv show in question

#she sounded so remorseful & i just stood staring like an anthropologist watching their phd thesis spontaneously manifest before their eyes #apparently she would watch the pilot episode to get a feel for the characters #and then just read a bunch of recaps & episode reviews instead of watching future episodes. what fresh steaming hell #this conversation took place like a year and a half after we were roommates btw. i had seen her maybe twice in that time period #i thought she was a standard frat girl but then 18 months later she appears in the wild grass to reveal unhinged character background to me #and i'm just standing there nodding feeling like i missed a weird opportunity i did not want or ask for #honestly thought i was the weirdest person in that apartment situation but now i'm wondering what our other 2 roommates were hiding #not my strangest college experience at ALL but like. definitely top 20 #this wasn't the same person as Aquarium Girl btw but oddly enough they were roommates actually #(not at the same time that Recaps Lady and i were roommates but at different intervals idk) #anyway i probably should have interviewed at more than one apartment before taking over a sublease but summer sess is a weird time u know #oh and this happened in Hong Kong btw

[philocalistwrites]

I'm going fucking feral

#lisa ann walter #melissa schemmenti #abbott elementary #im going to go feral #im not even joking #SHE LOOKS SO GOOD #BETWEEN HER AND HANNAH WADDINGHAM I AM GOING TO GO INSANE #THE HAIR #THE DRESS #THE GLOVES #In love #actually #i will literally melt #or spontaneously combust #or both #probably both #golden globes #women

[hephaestuscrew]

Renée Minkowski loves Organised Fun, whereas Doug Eiffel thinks Organisation and Fun are inherently incompatible. Eiffel can get hours of enjoyment out of discussing 'What are your Top Five ____?' questions with Hera, but if you asked him the same questions and told him it was a team icebreaker activity, he'd jump out of a window. In contrast, the best way to get Minkowski to engage with pointless questions like those would be to include the discussion on a precisely timetabled schedule of activities. I don't think Eiffel would have voluntarily got involved with Funzo because he would have taken one look at the size of the instruction booklet and decided that maybe he did think they should follow Pryce and Carter Tip 792 after all. I think Minkowski sees a robust instruction booklet on a game as a sign that she's in for a good time. Minkowski believes any day of leisure is improved by an itinerary. Eiffel can't even contemplate following a schedule in his work hours, let alone his downtime.

#Wolf 359 #w359 #Renée Minkowski #Doug Eiffel #They have a sitcom-esque personality clash #and they are also best friends who get separation anxiety if they are apart too long #and want to live their lives together #These things are not contradictory in this case #There are so many exciting ways they can annoy each other when there are no potentially fatal catastrophes to deal with #I think they should go on weekend trips together and bicker endlessly #I think Minkowski should make a ring binder of fun activities #and I think Eiffel should tease her about it #I think Eiffel should persuade Minkowski to do something spontaneously that she ends up really enjoying #and I think Eiffel should admit that maybe Minkowski's schedules are somewhat handy sometimes #the empty man posteth #Eiffel & Minkowski #w359 spoilers #wolf 359 spoilers

[24bughours]

Inspired by how spotify only plays Lowe's ads when i listen to my toshi playlist

#all might #toshinori yagi #yagi toshinori #deku #izuku midoriya #midoriya izuku #bnha #mha #i think he would enjoy just walking around the gardening section #he doesnt usually go inside he just looks at the plants and 80% of the time he will spontaneously buy one #first thing he shows midoriya after the gardening section is the lighting/ceiling fan aisle with all the displays and switches #hes such a dad #izuku gets distracted by the power tools and toshi has to tell him to put down a pair of shears #alternatively: my friend said she thought they were gonna pull up to chick fil a 😭 #if you couldnt tell. i dont draw izuku often and i NEVER draw them digitally so it looks a bit funky

[leverage-ot3]

hozier starting to sing take me to church and then unfurling a pride flag healed something in me actually

if you listen closely you can hear me yell ‘oh my god’ when he does it

#(don’t listen too closely though I’m a bad singer lol) #I tried to post this Sunday night but it didn’t go through #I had no idea he was going to do it I almost cried #not leverage #hozier #slept at our airbnb for like 4 hours #woke up for an hour until Cumbies would be open so I could get breakfast (5am) #and then drove over 2.5 hours to get back home in time to get prepared for work #I ended up teaching my two hour group and then working till twelve and taking the rest of the day off #I forgot my meds so I slept ten hours until 10 at night 💀 #worth it #seeing him was a spiritual experience fr #and this was like SO spontaneous. like I cannot express enough how much I didn’t plan for this #also I literally got my tickets saturday when the show was sunday. thank u stubhub ur a true mvp #I knew my friends were going and were staying overnight and someone in my facebook group was selling tickets last minute and was like 👀👀👀 #I’m not gonna go into how she decided to sell to someone else later that day when I had already made plans and made me cry but whatever #it worked out in the end

[karizipan]

can anyojen hear me PLEASEEEEE

#rizsm #rizdoodads #inner senshi polycule... Save me.... Save me inr senshi polycule... inner senshi polycuke save me #sailor moon #sailormoon #How do i tag this usto kong magparinig sjajak #reiusa #usamina #usamako #amiusa #no idea how to tag minako n mako and rei n ami sooo emmm yeah KSHFKF #okay genuine commentary time #primarily for the fourth/last img bc i will spontaneously combust if I talk abt the others #doing face interps slash canons for the inr senshi!! mostly as reference for myself. Haven't gotten to makoami yet but we'll get there #saw one gif of minako letting her hair down and watching all that hair tied to NOTHING hurt me personally so I made a teensy ponytail-bun #also!! she has braces 😍🤣 #usagi has always been chubby to me and it's been referenced numerous times in text sooo #<- also slightly crooked teeth! #Last is rei... ouuu rei hino ily. she's got a few moles. and also slight side burn(?) idk what to call it. basta yown. #oh also slight part in her bangs in the middle just to change her up from minakos bangs tew #back to usagi actually. To me she'd love dangley earrings and especially novelty earrings. R yew kidding she'd see those and go. want!

[quaranmine]

i think the whole cringe is dead, radical sincerity, depth of genuine emotion, earnest effort, and unironic love thing that tumblr has going on the past few years has transformed my outlook on things and changed me for the better. but it does mean that now the people i know irl will give me strange looks for being too sappy or too poetic or too dedicated or too excited about about something because they're still stuck in their "well i only like this ironically" phase. guess that's their problem tho not mine <3

#like on here i could spontaneously decide to write a poem about life & love & death & the dying peace lily on my parent's porch #and everybody would be like omg love it #or i could write essays analyzing mcrp. or dig up documents from 1910 and 1956 for fanfic research #and everyone is like 🤩 #and in real life there's like a 90% chance anybody would just be like. that's good for you....you're a little weird though..... #or i will say something i was thinking about and people will get all cynic on me or something #SORRY for having a writer's/artist's/photographer's brain i guess and seeing the beauty in the world #idk idk so many people i meet irl are allergic to genuine expressions of emotion or artistry #there was a lady i saw on the train once who was reading a densely-written pocket sized planner...from 2013 #i think about her sometimes. was that her planner? were those good memories? was she trying to remember something? has it been a kind decade #and when i told my dad he couldn't at all see anything i saw in the moment. he just made jokes about her being crazy #but i liked the moment

[camels-pen]

consider sanuso bodyswap where Sanji is of course "admiring" Usopp's body and Usopp is trying desperately to keep himself from getting worked up so that he doesn't light himself on fire.

Luffy and Chopper are not helping. They are in fact doing the opposite of helping. They've ramped up their pranks and are doing anything possible to get Usopp angry so that he combusts, freaks out, and then dives into the ocean to put himself out. They think it's hilarious.

Nami and Brook are Also not helping, since they're conspiring with Sanji to put on a fashion show with Usopp's body. Sanji called it "not wasting a precious opportunity to get him in something other than overalls". Usopp called it mutiny and he was gonna- dive into the ocean, holy fuck Sanji why is it so easy to catch fire?!

Best part about this is that Sanji assured him, several times, that his body doesn't get hurt by catching fire. Usopp still jumps into the ocean every time.

Robin pipes up at one point, asking if Sanji was immune to just his own flames or all flames. Sanji just kind of shrugs and said it depends. Franky, having just been leisurely watching all of this gets an idea. Would his Franky Fireball hurt Sanji's body or just give him more fire to work with?

He tries to coax Usopp into agreeing to test it out and, somehow, he manages it. Albeit, Usopp is all knocking knees and chattering teeth, a very odd sight from 'Sanji'. As part of the deal though, he can only shoot a fireball the size of his hand.

Usopp meant his small hand. The one Franky used for tinkering and fine detail work. He did not, however, clarify this.

So, when a fireball the size of Franky's big hand comes out, well. Usopp runs for his goddamn life.

It takes him a few moments- and the voices of his friends sounding distant and below him- to realize he hadn't, in fact, run to the men's quarters, but rather into the fucking sky.

And oooooh, boy he is gonna kill Sanji one of these days. Why was his body's first fucking instinct when running to go up, what the actual HELL-

Usopp lit himself on fire again.

He curses out Sanji as his Sky Walk fails in the same moment and he plummets towards the deck.

#one piece #sanuso #nemotime #usopp the first time he lights himself on fire: WHAT THE FUCK WHAY THE FUCK WHAT THE HELL OH GOD OH F- #oh ndvdggdvdv okay listen. listen. omagine Zoro's been asleep this whole time. and he misses the memo that there was a bodyswap. #and he wakes up to 'Sanji' kicking him abd immediately goes into fight mode... and then is really fucking spooked #bc 'Sanji' is blubbering about Zoro going to kill him and that he couldnt die this young and Zoro's just. Still as a statue. #Literally cannot compute. #and then 'Usopp' comes up to him. threatening him and calling him names the way he was expecting from 'Sanji' #Brook: oh dear he mustve slept through all the commotion. Zoro-san! Usopp and-! #Nami covering Brook's mouth: No wait i smell a money making opportunity #shes gonna con him. idk how or with what yet but shes definitely gonna con him #hes gonna be sooo pissed when he finds out she conned him but his usual outlet for physical violence is currently indisposed so. lol. lmao. #i like making zoro suffer idk why its just funny #wait wai what if Usopp didnt trip on him what if when he plummets to the deck he lands on Zoro lmfao #also Franky's standing there like 'Why did you dodge it?!' and Usopp is right back to trying not to light himself on fire again lol #oh n Jinbei gets roped into the fashion show stuff #where he incurs 'newbie's first debt to Nami' #damn now im thinking about him slightly concerned about all this spontaneous combustion and then Robin saying something to make it worse lol #ANYWAY MORE IMPORTANTLY the real tragedy of this post is that because Usopp's constantly worried about Combusting #it never really sinks in how blatantly Sanji is checking out his body + enjoying doing that fashion show #and because of Sanji 'enjoying the view' he never notices the brief moments where Usopp quietly does the same #before being interrupted by Luffy and Chopper coming out of nowhere wanting to roast marshmallows on Usopp's leg #okay im done were done im good its bed time gnight gmorning gday to all

[ninthriven]

they are divorced c: 

#destiny #destiny 2 #destiny 2 art #destiny the game #xio thinks tal died during the red war and tal doesn't remember xio bc of a spontaneous reset #she woke up in the smoking ruins of a building and got the FUCK out and has been wandering the system since #(her ghost is ruthless & never liked her kindhearted himbo gf so she's taken full advantage of the reset to refocus her on the power trip) #(she came back for forge and splicer tho but missed seeing her wife by a HAIR both times) #also yes i am writing a pilgrim guard/warlord love story no i haven't ACTUALLY written it yet it is all in my brain #also also i forgot to indicate tal's height and compared to xio she's a short queen clocking in at 5'7

[lufanahufflepuff]

Professor Fig must speak several languages, so he understands Portuguese, and knows what "Pai" means.

#For Inês it is still not natural to speak in English so sometimes she says a few words in Portuguese when she is spontaneous #my art #hufflepuff #hufflepuff mc #so cute #my oc #hogwarts legacy #hogwarts legacy fanart #inês ofélia da graça #microsoft paint #professor fig #my mc #doddle #hogwarts legacy oc #hogwarts oc #hphl mc #hphl oc #hphl fanfic

[thefloatingstone]

Stop turning Halsin into a bishi

Stop removing Astarion's wrinkles

Stop making Lae'zel "younger and fresher faced"

Stop making Gortash look like a Kpop singer

Continue giving Withers big naturals

#BG3 #text post #venting #I have not seen anyone draw Karlach as an anime girl #Presumably because Karlach as she is is too powerful #Anyone who tried to make her “more feminine” would spontaneously vaporise on the spot #not to gatekeep or anything but also jfc #I'm allowed to be salty about this #IT'S SO BOOOOOOORINGGGGGG

[mewtwo24]

You know idk if it's just me being oblivious af but mxtx sure does enjoy putting her protags through the trolley problem when it comes to her works huh /j

#mdzs #mxtx #i say this not to be critical but because she really does prove how time and again #people want a scapegoat and an easy target to blame #and so much of her work is abt proving how faulty these philosophical absolutes are--nothing is that simple. #literally the arguments made to put everything on wwx (at least for now) appear to be faulty at best #i mean sure sometimes he puts his foot in his mouth but like ;;;;;;;; the kid is just doing his best wtf #everyone out here like WWX IT SHOULD HAVE BEEN YOU except for lwj and i'm just like #1. hes literally like 16 yrs old or smth #2. whether or not he stepped in during the cave scene was kind of a non-question?????? #the wens were so clearly going to engage in egregeious violence regardless of the rationalizations that came after #pointing fingers is legitimately pointless and fallacious logic #if mianmian wasnt targeted theres really no guarantee smth similar wouldnt have happened #furthermore working tg and refusing to play by wens' rules was p much the only feasible option #lwj was young and afraid and had lost so much but he still had enough clarity to insist on working tg #i also really love what he said abt suffering bc its just true. #the way he claps back to his uncle by saying that nobody would be spared violence and atrocity #the only choice they had was to try to band tg and mitigate the dmg--basically 'war is hell' #i find it such a stark and lovely contrast to the common perception of others abt him #that lwj stands alone and thinks of no one else; quite the contrary #he's v self-contained and v disciplined but he's not indifferent to suffering or apathetic #i think so much of the natural love that blooms between wwx and lwj is rooted in their mutual desire to do good #wwx wants to help--he loves to see people smile. he would do anything to protect the ppl he loves #lwj is honestly the same--he's just more abt structure and stability #wwx is more spontaneous and more attuned to the people around him #im a little shocked that people werent able to tell lwj was just as obsessed with him #just bc wwx is loud and mischievous about his interest doesnt really???? to me mask the ways lwj is so responsive. also i ???????? #still don't understand the mental gymnastics of madame jiang insisting it was all wwx's fault when she literally targeted wen's mistress -> #in retaliation???????????????? all this 'pick your battles what the fuck is wrong with you wwx' and she goes and instigates their wrath?? #i mean idk fellas i was just sitting there like 'you could have handled this so many ways and you picked the TNT option. wat.'

[heymrspatel]

doesn't matter where we go, man. you're all i need.

for @you-are-so-much-better-than-that who loves roadtrips - happy birthday, chrissy! 💙✨

#HEY!!! IT'S CHRISSY'S BIRTHDAY! #everyone please go wish her the happiest birthday! because she's amazing and incredible and i love her so so so much! #also also because doing this nearly ended me! asdfjalkj #if some proportions are off - no they aren't #by all that’s good please make believe they’re wearing seatbelts… ian would NEVER! #alas it was a complete miss on my part but my brain said ‘you’re done bitch’ and besties was i DONE! #so make believe! please! #chrissy you know how much i love and appreciate you! i hope this year is just EVERYTHING! i hope you love and laugh and feel and live! #also when you see this please don't spontaneously combust... #myart #shameless #shameless fanart #gallavich #gallavich fanart #ian gallagher #mickey milkovich #ian x mickey #shamelessnet #art #fan art #artists on tumblr #drishlook #bricomesee #userlizliz #jessielook #howlinathowl

[azaisya]

One of my players ran a heist oneshot! So I rolled up stats for a shadow sorcerer of mine. She's also from House Roselorre, so her whole family is full of wizards and sorcerers. The shadow magic was a complete surprise to her parents and caused multiple crises so she tries not to use it too publicly

#dnd #dnd art #dnd oc #half elf #dnd sorcerer #her parents are v supportive and were mostly just panicked when their 6yo started spontaneously manifesting shadows and dark magic #did in fact lead to some revelations about one of her father's parentage #the double outfits is bc she's technically a fantasy character but it's a modern heist. so. outfits #and she gets an orb for a focus bc i think its the funniest focus possible #myrna roselorre #candlesart #and then there were dragons