Hera: When you love someone you have to go after them.
Ares: Is that how you got father Zeus?
Hera: BITCH- I look like this!
Hera: Home girl don't chase! Home girl GETS chased.
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// Howard the Duck (2023) #1
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thinking about how last night my mom asked me what my favourite book is and it escelated to me explaining the whole stormlight lore and shallan's backstory to her for 2 hours, and in the end she's like, "you know when you were younger i thought you probably had autism."
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We're watching M*A*S*H with my mom and she said Trapper looks like an Airedale terrier
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Itward: Fun Fact! The average person will walk by thirty-six murderers in their lifetime.
Mr. Midnight: I like how this is a "fun" fact.
Fran: It's fun because they didn't decide to murder you.
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Hades: Hecate, you need to calm down.
Hecate, *slamming her fists on the table*: BUT HOW CAN IT BE "BIRTHDAY CAKE" FLAVOR IF A BIRTHDAY CAKE CAN BE ANY FLAVOR?!
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I'm in Miami for work and I told my friend I think it's healing me, to which she responded that this was 'a true sign of a mental health crisis.'
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OKAY but besides Episode 4 of Masters of the Air surprisingly being the best written episode yet, I have to share this moment from where I was watching with my parents.
So, basically, our couch and TV is in front of our kitchen table, where my mom was typing away on her computer and just faffing about, only half paying attention to the show.
So my Dad and I were the ones who were properly watching the episode, and it comes to the scene with Bucky after his night with the Polish refugee, and how she says for him to be merciless, just like the Germans were merciless with her people, and his first reflections on how many people he could have killed with the bombs he dropped.
And we get the shot of Bucky making his way down the street, and the wailing cries of the mother in central London, denying the fact that her young daughter could be amongst the rubble, screaming at the safety officials to save her, that she can't be dead-
And the episode zooms in on Bucky's face, and we see a mixture of emotion there- almost guilt, but more realization and acceptance, mixed with a tad of shame- that this is what he does to other people when he bombs them. This is what he brings in terms of destruction to other people.
My Dad, next to me, an English Literature teacher by trade, immediately recognizes those themes, and says next to me, unprompted, "This is what he does to other people."
We are sitting with the moment.
And them MY MOM COMES OUT OF LEFT FIELD CHECKING BACK IN AND JUST GOES UNPROMPTED FROM BEHIND US: "WHAT? SCREAM AT THEM?!"
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a starved for affection Valancy when the town outlaw who is notorious for being sketchy smiles at her:
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