#she is flexible

[biggest-gaudiest-patronuses]

why aren't there more mysteries that take place in nursing homes & retirement communities. i want to watch a group of deranged retirees-cum-amateur-detectives combine their powers of:

decades of life experience

boredom-fueled busybody shamelessness

access to the most gossipy next-door-neighbors in existence

"I am too old to be arrested and/or give a shit" attitude

and solve crimes. this should be an enormous subgenre.

#their sidekick/Watson/pet hacker is a 15 year old grandkid who hangs out with gram gram on the weekends #her only power is that she has above average search engine skills and flexible knees #which is completely sufficient to round out the group's skill set #they involve her in heist style operations #on the rare occasion she gets caught housebreaking she explains her grandma locked herself out of the condo and asked for help getting in #then this sweet slightly addled old lady shows up and explains she got the address mixed up #it's so confusing when you're old & all the houses look alike and oh she's so sorry to have caused so much trouble #and meanwhile the teenager is rolling her eyes bc she's aware gram gram was a career criminal & con artist for 50 years #anyway gimme a 80-year-old con artist turned amateur sleuth who loves getting older because people are less suspicious of little old ladies #this all takes place in florida naturally

[diadraws]

cat kitty cat kitty cat cat cat cat kitty cat kitty cat cat cat

#miraculous ladybug #marinette dupain cheng #chat noir #cat noir #adrien agreste #ladynoir #he has cat flexibility but ladybug doesnt realize its a superpower she thinks hes just fucked up #dia draws #digital #fanart #id in alt

[kinos-fortress-2]

this is what the mind of someone insane looks like

#piss mauling #sniperpauling #you know piss mauling is such a deranged name out of context very different from the others thats why i like it #thanks user maybeeventhebest for creating such wonderful name for such weird shipp #team fortress 2 #tf2 #sniper #miss pauling #kino art #this arent that good but hey i will dump whatever i made for tf2 in this fucking blog and you gonna bare with me bc im gonna be so annoying #anywaayyss... they are so cringe and sweaty and weird girls and and yeah #this is like the second most weird girl shipp type w miss pauling the first one is w pyro ha #edit:FUCKIFORGOTTHETEXTOFTHESECONDPONE #edit2: if anyone asks why her back is so arched like that just imagine she’s super flexible👍 i often can’t draw bodies right forgive me

[capturedbeauty]

#flexible #impressive #she can be on top

[spitinsideme]

Ragapom in the most sexiest most suggestive pose you can think of...GO!!! (do not let us down spit.)

i coukd have drawn her sexier but im edging the rumblr rules at this point so here .. ragatah is doing yoga and pomni walked in on her !! whoopsie daisies !!! before thwy were dsting too .. scandalous !

#buttonblossom #pomni x ragatha #tadc fanart #jesterdoll #ragapom #tadc pomni #the amazing digital circus #pomni fanart #the amazing digital circus pomni #pomni #ragatha fanart #the amazing digital circus ragatha #tadc ragatha #ragatha #ragatha x pomni #pomatha #i have a hc that ragatha actually does yoga frequently #shes a ragdoll so obviously shes ready reay flexible but also she jsjt limes it #all womej in their 30s lime yoga idonrknkw shes not expempt from that rule

[pluralthey]

Concept art for stupid asshole who thinks she's better than you. Honey badger with some tasmanian devil

#idletry #art #not willing to fully commit to jessie yet #my brain has a different forbidden blorbo named jesse #so i'll be tagging it with the name of the story #she's far from my flashiest or most nuanced design but she's supposed to be flexible #she will literally be able to shapeshift and i dont know how far ill take that yet #but her markings ought to be recognizable #ref

[columboscreens]

#columbo #season 2 #double shock #nah she's flexible

[theglamorousferal]

DPXDC Prompt

Demon Twin AU but it's Sam instead of Danny

Once she moves in with the Bats she ends up with a large greenhouse next to Damian's barn. Bruce got help from the Sirens to build it. Sam ends up basically adopted by the Sirens. She does roller derby with Harley, protests and charity galas for saving wildlife with Ivy, and steals evidence of corruption with Selina under the identity of Vulture. A bird that's around death, decay, and carrion.

Vulture and Robin are a brutally efficient team, Vulture using a chain hammer with a rubber end and Robin his katana. Vulture also has reinforced knee pads like scare actors have to slide around while fighting and gloves with reinforced knuckles for close combat. She also has a Fenton wrist ray and laser lipstick on her at all times, maybe even a thermos as a precaution.

#danny phantom #dpxdc #fanfic #batman #demon twins au #sam is damian's twin #I like to think she convinced her brothers to run a haunted house at halloween #it's all for charity #it makes a ridiculous amount of money #Dick using his flexibility for good and evil simultaneously

[carnivalcarriondiscarded]

Sunny my life my love my deranged little puppet from my brain

#she is so.... Transedgendered in her own special way #i realized her stitches look like top surgery stitches #however she never had a top to surgery #but somehow it still fits??? it makes Sense considering her background and personal lore #puppets are just so genderfucked <3 #scribble salad #forced idiots <3 #oc #original character #i didnt expect to get so attached to her!!! #i thought i was gonna discard her honestly! i thought she wouldnt Last in my brain! #but now she's irreversibly woven into the narrative #she's Important #also i just plain love her! #she's a huge opportunity to fuck with perception/flexibility of gender & sex & humanity & uhhhh whats the word??? life role??? #your place in life??? what you Do???? you know what i mean??? #its the making peace with yourself! accepting your role!! #she's making me unwell! #also she has retractable teeth <3 #was actually the second thing i thought of for her #literally the Exact Reason was because i imagined one of her fellow companions smacking her upside the head #and a full set of chompers Extended. they got knocked right out of her! chonk canines and everything!! #and then i figured out it ties into her journey and 'corruption' and oauasgasfja sundown summer you are my everything

[puppyeared]

i feel like. theres designing a character with certain themes and motifs in mind, and then theres making a gijinka for the water bottle on my nightstand

#me when im the only person on the bus wearing a mask: i should make a furry plaguesona #its hard to explain bc. most of the time i try NOT to give my characters a 'strong' theme like making their whole design around #one thing like apples or even broad stuff like baking or cottagecore.. idk if its partly for flexibility or because i cant imagine them #making it their whole personality. not bc i find it cringe or overblown but more like ive learned to associate design with character depth #i had a cutesy uwu persona for most of highschool because i thought it would make me more. likeable? easy to remember? since #memorable character designs are easy to recognize. and one way of doing that is simplifying it with a theme or symbol so you form an #association. but since im a real person its exhausting keeping up that appearance all the time and denying myself things when they dont #fit my 'aesthetic' or 'theme.' i think ive grown past that bc i just collect stuff because i think it looks cool and dont let myself dwell #on how it might 'fit' with my image. but i cant help feeling bad doing it to my own characters bc it feels like im making them too one #dimensional. despite knowing that theyre not real and design alone doesnt reflect depth i cant help feeling like its wrong #despite that i love seeing motifs because it feels like it reflects the characters soul and paradoxically gives them depth. it makes them #interesting to look at too and honestly its pretty fun combining things that fall under a similar category when designing #i struggle find a balance between those two things #actually this reminds me of noelles christmas theme.. i dont remember her saying anything abt liking christmas despite a lot of #her design and character tying back to it. it makes me wonder if she would have feelings about that or doesnt think abt it too hard #or if its like a matching family shirts situation and shes just going along with it?? #maybe i should just do whatever i want with my character designs since theyre not real and im thinking abt it too hard #although. this probably has something to do with deep seated identity issues huh #yapping #oc talk #oc

[tangledinink]

who would you say would win in a no-holds-barred fight, the gemini twins or draxum's kids? (also, are there any nicknames for draxum's kids in general?)

Oh GOSH what a good question. This is HARD, honestly. It would definitely be close...

Draxum's Kids (which is what I've been calling them in my head as well, lol) are definitely a force to be reckoned with. They've spent years training near every day.

But the Gemini have spent years fighting for their lives near every day.

In terms of raw combat alone? I think the Gemini would be able to win without question, (not to say that it wouldn't be a pretty brutal fight...)

But then you have to take mystics into account, and Draxum's Kids definitely hold the advantage there. Donnie is a very powerful witch, but he can't hold a candle to Mikey, or even to Venus, (though her mystics are much less suited to combat.)

But I think that the Gemini would still be able to win out-- though just barely. To a degree, I think it would come down to mentality. Draxum's Kids are highly trained and highly capable combatants, but they haven't seen very much actual combat before. The Gemini have. The Gemini have long since killed the part of them that hesitates or questions what they're doing, and they are very good at turning that section of their brains off and just focusing on winning and nothing else. Draxum's Kids are highly trained, sure, but the Gemini are a well-oiled machine designed to do exactly this over everything else.

#but this ONLY stands if leo and donnie are fighting TOGETHER #jeni or mikey could beat leo or donnie in a 1v1 without much question #and while donnie has means to counteract venus's witchcraft and would probably be able to best her she would take leo down no problem #draxums kids are a lot more flexible and well-rounded than gemini. they can all stand their ground on their own or on most any team #the gemini are highly specalized. they fight TOGETHER as a pair. but they are VERY good at this one thing. #draxums kids are soldiers but the gemini are FIGHTERS. #gemini au #gemini au asks #gemini asks #asks #anon

[heda-in-the-clouds]

#alycia debnam carey #rory's stuff #ma'am I didn't know you were this flexible 😳 #she can knock me out with her high leg kick and I would say thank you #ballerina!lexa #ballerina Lexa has used this position for some late night fun with Clarke in the studio 😏

[crystalpallette]

also known as: why do they keep giving amitie big sticks

alts ft. amitie! two are from quest, and one's technically also a quest unit except she's first appeared as an alt in 20th, so I'll count her that way. either way isn't she so cute. baby girl.

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ringo | arle | amitie | ally | rulue | maguro | lidelle | ?

#puyo puyo #amitie #my art #wishing star i simultaneously love and am iffy about how she turned out #like shes beautiful. i love her. but also uhhh she looks better from far away and thats a bad? thing? #she looks so cool in my canvas preview but i look at her in Hi Def and im like.. why #im also! breaking my self-imposed rule about four alts per page since i loved the composition of this one sm #and didnt wanna ruin it #i like to think im flexible :) #my stuff

[mswyrr]

"When life has not treated you with kindness, doing the right thing anyway always takes strength… when you can even tell what the right thing is. I love you, Timothy, but I’m not righteous. I can’t teach you to be that. Maybe you and I… can imagine a version of me that is good and kind and wise. I’ll pretend to be her. You can pretend to love me enough to listen. Maybe that’s enough for people like us." --Lydia to young Amos, The Expanse, 5x02

#the expanse #amos burton #she's saying this to someone who canonically can be called a low empathy 'psycho' - and it works #it MATTERS #because people are capable of tremendous change and flexibility #and fuck ableism

[rxttenfish]

doodled the wives again because i think they should Kissie

#all the care guide says is 'biomass' #miravi.txt #monster prom #art #digital art #miranda vanderbilt #aaravi mishra #god i kinda love drawing miri's face #because shes like. stiff on purpose. #her lips are not very flexible and her mouth doesnt have the same configuration as a human one #so she always looks a little odd when she tries to smile #but i like it and i like it looking odd

[its-short-for-jackalope]

I love how Grace has a pattern of winning over/connecting with literal monsters—first Lumberaxe, then Max Jägerman—not because she's all good and pure of heart, but because there's something monstrous in her too.

#d'you think if she met Ezekiel and the nighthawks she would have won them over too #or would she have been too anti-weed and try to get them all sober lmao #OR... would they convince her to join the magic/psychic weed club? i mean we've already seen that she is somewhat flexible w/ her morals.. #jack jabbers #grace chasity #npmd #npmd spoilers #nerdy prudes must die #nerdy prudes must die spoilers #max jägerman #lumberaxe #abstinence camp #nmt2 #nightmare time 2 #nmt2 abstinence camp