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naegashutyoassup · 2 years
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i can’t believe i’m saying this but… (cw // dec 18th)
💙💙💙💙💙💙❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️💙💙💙💙💙💙💙💙❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️💙💙💙💙💙💙💙💙❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️💙💙
(for clickbait)
I need a decemberwol to trigger me in class with jonghyun’s funeral edits so i could get a full length panic attack that i needed to go home lmaooooo
(context will be on my wattpad)
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brian-in-finance · 12 days
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About that call…
Calling all Antis post by 🌏👽, 26 May 2024
We keep to ourselves for the most part.
as far as I know, what we don't do is go to their blogs and insult them.
if any of you antis are popping over here to see what we dunces are up to - please don't bother because we have no interest in your view of us and our beliefs.
What choice is there for you to make? Anon post by 🔪⚫️, 12 May 2024
(in her response) we never came to your lanes to send hate or sow doubt.
(comment by 🔴👩🏻‍🦱) I know of NO Shipper bloggers that venture to the side of 'angry bloggers' now known as Mordor. We don't care what they think or write.
😂 You don’t say? I wonder how you would explain these 10 nuggets left on my blog by your pals? There are dozens more, but (thankfully) Tumblr limits me to 10 images per post.
Regarding the 2016 SXSW proposal video:
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Regarding the marriage certificate:
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Regarding post-BAFTA Scotland takeaway pizza:
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Regarding Jude Hill’s HCA Best Newcomer 🏆:
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Regarding her father’s passing:
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Regarding Tait oot and aboot:
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Regarding paternity reassignment:
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Regarding imaginary funeral pics:
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Regarding always ABC because C is married to T:
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Regarding the bro hug debriefing:
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All of this — and oodles more — on my blog, plus another 110 ignored Inbox messages... So much for The Shire’s never visiting Mordor… 👀
In her Calling all Antis post, 🌏👽 asks four questions without asking the right one. If The Shire has no interest in Mordor, why does 📻🧌Radio Mordor frequently report our goings-on?
Remember when they didn’t keep to themselves?
Brian is a shipper, not an anti. Brian ships Tait. 😝 / Blog names redacted and avatars left (or recreated) purposely.
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cyndraws · 6 months
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Kaishin secret santa 2023
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This is a Kaishin roleswap au for @blueamphibians! I hope you enjoy this art + my ramblings on the au underneath. Because of course, I couldn't just leave it as one piece of art haha (ehem please buckle in for preparation)
Many thanks to @dcmkkaishinevents / Mack for hosting this event, it was super fun participating and interacting with the community <3 <3 As a side note, I would absolutely recommend it to others who are considering signing up next year. Everyone is very friendly!
(Hey Blue, I had more art planned but unfortunately many things came up. But I hope you enjoy this anyways! I might draw some more for you later ^-^ Thanks so much for this prompt <3 <3)
Edit: I have decided that now you will receive a completed arts + ramblings + some WIPs behind the scene hahahaha https://www.tumblr.com/cyndraws/737208478471487488/kaishin-secret-santa-2023-extras-basically-wips?source=share
AU ramblings under the cut (ngl it's a lot):
Random details and notes that don't really fit anywhere. Mostly about the fanart:
Kaito is 1 year older than Shin and is taller than him
This scene is set over the Haido City hotel. In the distance you can see Shiriyomi Trust Hotel (can't full recognise it behind Kaito but I assure you I drew it lol), Tokyo tower (easy to spot) and Roppongi Hills Mori Tower (Just behind Shin on the right, the one with the lights in a --u-- shape) Main reference: https://www.detectiveconanworld.com/wiki/Haido_City_Hotel
I was also screaming at the Kaishin pic in ED70 throughout this LMAO.
Kaito breaks through Shinichi's mysterious KID persona in this drawing and Shinichi shyly reveals his face behind the mask. Kaito then produces a blue flower, claiming it matches Shinichi's beautiful eyes (he's also the one who bred it)
Kaito has extra pockets sewn into his uniform to carry more tricks. This wasn't really necessary in canon, but here, Kaito has to be prepared to investigate at any moment.
Lmao help me render hair *stares at Kaito's* Cool effect but not quite right. I need to go experiment later.
Kaito/Shin getting shrunk (aka Conan situation) never happens in this au. But Haibara and the other victims are still around. Haibara still lives at the professor's.
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Background:
Yusaku was much more entangled and involved with Toichi and his fight with the Black Org. Side note but in this au, Snake is from a division of the Black Org
As a result, they both end up being killed during the fateful accident. Yes, both Shinichi and Kaito are there for it. They were going to be introduced to each other on that day, but well,,, we can see the way it ended.
It wasn't well known that the Kuroba and Kudo family were close at all. Extra vigilance was taken after the funerals to ensure their safety. Their families parted ways for the better or worse after thsi event.
Yusaku's and Toichi's friendship/rivalry included collaborating for some heists, having a second secret base in the Kudo mansion, and Yusaku donning the Night Baron costume... even if he was just hidden in a car and sending information to Toichi via an earpiece lol.
After their husbands' deaths, Yukiko and Chikage meet up occasionally and travel together in secret.
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Shinichi:
Shinichi never became a famous detective. The years after Yusaku died in the tragic accident, Yukiko and him tried their best to move on with varying success. Shinichi's dream to become a famous detective never came to fruition.
This was because for various reasons including not having Yusaku's guiding hand to develop Shin's detective skills, was only being taken to crime scenes for a year, and of course the trauma.
After avoiding detective work as much as he could (well considering that he's still a corpse magnet), Shinichi finally starts to dig through his memories. From then, he uncovered a strange inconsistency with the logic of his father's death and starts to obsess over the idea that it was a murder.
Shin painstakingly and slowly investigates in the shadows with his *ehem* admittedly rusty detective skills and chases after the very little crumbs left by the organisation. What he uncovers is that the accident wasn't one at all, but premeditated murder by an encompassing third party.
Shinichi finally finds a lead to,,, Jii Konosuke. This takes quite a few years, and Shinichi is 15 when he confronts Jii.
Jii reveals everything after Shinichi's deduction and also mistaking him for Kaito. And such Shinichi is brought into the fold. Shinichi also makes up his mind to take on the KID mantle, greatly sympathising with the fellow teen whose father was also involved.
The years after Shinichi uncovers the truth, he learns many skills such as disguise, acting and magic from Jii and Chikage. However, his magic skills will never be on par with Kaito's.
Shinichi in this au has more acting and disguise skills from living with his mother. She passed this skills onto him, and they bonded over it to recover from their grief.
When Shinichi is 17, he officially takes on the role of KID. Chikage permanently locked the KID cave in the Kuroba house, and the KID cave settled in its new home in the Kudo mansion. Inside the second base previously used by Toichi and Yusaku.
Shinichi as KID:
Well, he's just as dramatic as Kaito in canon, but it's a different kind of dramatic. Shin is more of a mysterious and cryptic phantom thief and wears a menacing Night Baron mask. He overall speaks less, and when he does, he says a lot of dramatic lines. Like in theatre almost, with plenty of double meanings.
He takes on a lot of aspects from the Phantom Lady and Jii's interpretation of KID.
And also, I was inspired by the Black Knight, Shiragami in canon, and AngelicSentinel's fantastic fic, Heart of Eternity. I guess you could describe it as more theatrely, cool and princely. He's still very athletic (laughing at Shinichi being Tarzan as Shiragami)
Unlike Kaito, Shin's notices often involve cryptic riddles. It satisfies Shinichi's puzzle loving side and adds to his mysterious reputation.
It's funny to me how Akako's 'Demon of Light' moniker is still accurate haha
Shinichi investigates a little in the shadows and is overall a touch more hot-headed than Kaito KID
He uses a lot more gadgets to cover for his lesser magic skills. He's still learning though! A lot of them are references to Conan's and KID's in canon. Between Jii and Agasa, he gets a lot of them haha. This includes:
Mask/monocle -> voice changer, mask to cover for poker face, zoom and night vision, tracker, microphone and radio, gas mask.
Transmitter/microphone -> button stickers, bugs in general, cufflinks. In some cases, a camera but it must be asked for first. Shin uses these to cover for Kaito's doves in canon.
Wristwatch -> Clock of course for his heist times, tranquilliser, emergency flashbomb (KID has one in canon too)
Shoes -> jet powered rollerskates (equivalent to skateboard). Of course, Shin still kicks things but it looks more to take down the occasional criminal, trigger emergency traps, and more. He doesn't kick often because it doesn't really suit the image of KID + it's a unique skill to have.
+ other usual KID gadgets -> smoke, flash, sleeping bombs, grapple gun, hang glider, etc.
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Kaito:
He's still an aspiring magician
Since there's a rising amount of cases in Beika, Kaito gets recommended by Nakamori because of his magic skills. The idea is that his knowledge of magic tricks will help uncover the criminals' tricks... Well this includes basically all cases lol. It works though! And the news of Meitantei Kaito starts to spread.
Kaito falls in love with the dramatics and triumphs of figuring out a criminal's trick. He starts to get called into Beika every time a case is discovered. One different to Shin is that Kai gets called to the cases instead of the cases coming to him.
His detective persona is like KID's in canon - flirty, dramatic, confident, charming, a bit of a pervert, and a classic showman's personality. Aoko is sick of it hahaha.
Kai's deduction show is very dramatic. He uses flashy magic tricks to reveal evidence and tricks, and uses his magic to take down criminals.
This includes his acrobatics, trusty card gun and traps he set beforehand. I like to headcanon that Kaito invented his cardgun first before integrating into KID. Kaito's cardgun includes the normal sharp cards (Kaito uses it to pin down criminals with their clothes, cut ropes, etc), tranquilliser laced cards, smoke and flash bombs. And also sleeping bombs but he uses it vary sparingly because even that toes the law a little too much... Megure is exasperated but the criminals are taken down quickly without much harm so he lets it slide
Kaito also follows in the spirit of dubious investigation. He changes his voice, uses his doves to spy on others, uses disguises (very very rarely), and is noisy overall.
Kaito and Hakuba:
Has a detective rivalry with Hakuba.
Hakuba still thinks, even in this au, that Kaito is KID. After all, Shin's profile is very similar to Kaito's. Kaito vehemently denies it but acts like a KID fan around Hakuba to annoy him. He isn't really though, citing KID's magic to be third rate, but he is still intrigued.
Hakuba offhandedly slips in wording and insinuations to Kaito's huge annoyance. You can imagine them bickering at a crime scene while Megure is just Too Used to this.
Much later on, when Kaito learns Shinichi's identity, Kaito tells Shinichi's about Hakuba's warnings. So Kaito is kinda a messenger between the two. Despite Hakuba being annoying, Kaito knows he can trust him.
~ Other character interactions:
Shinichi and Kaito:
Shinichi is still a corpse magnet. So he encounters a case, calls the police, and escapes as fast as he can after giving a witness statement. This is partly to avoid the awkwardness of meeting Megure and the police officers (he hasn't met them since his father died), as well as his new night job.
This results in the most frustrating yet amusing situation where Shin and Kaito miss meeting each other for quite a few years. Shinichi is busy hurrying off while Kaito is called to the scene and busy listening to the details.
Quick sketch I may/may not fully finish in the future:
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Description: Set in suburban Beika. Shinichi is at the foreground, looking at his watch and worrying about meeting Jii on time. Meanwhile, next to a police car, Megure merrily discusses case details to Kaito. Kaito is glancing over to Shinichi in curiosity while keeping an ear open. He has his hands in his pockets. Behind Megure, the scene has police tape barring entrance.
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Kaito thinks KID is a third rate magician but can appreciate the dramatics and mysteriousness. He is Intrigued. This leads to a meeting later on. Kaito uses his connection to Nakamori.
Shinichi is of course startled by Kaito's namedrop.
... Sorry no more details/plan about their meeting. It's definitely a dramatic face off though.
Regarding Shinichi's identity reveal, I was playing around with the idea that Snake is there, threatening the two at gunpoint and sneering over the '"lovely family reunion between father and son". It would definitely spur Kaito to grill Shin for more details
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Shinichi and Hattori:
Hattori hears about the "Meitantei of the East" and goes off to meet him and challenge him to a deduction battle. He doesn't know how to contact him, so he goes with the strat of wandering around Beika until he runs into a case. He figured that with the high rate of cases being reported, he's eventually run into Kuroba ,,, yeah hahahaha Thats his entire plan
Luckily for Hattori, his detective luck exponentially multiplies with Shin's and a scream runs out. As Shinichi is reporting the crime and tried to head off, Hattori slings an arm around his shoulders to stop him from sneaking off.
Hattori loudly greets him as Kuroba despite Shinichi's insistence that "No, I am NOT Kuroba, please get your arm off me". Insert much scepticism from Hattori.
Even after they part ways, this isn't the last they see of each other. Hattori keeps wandering around Beika while running into Shinichi. They eventually become friends huhu.
Shinichi and the Detective Boys:
The Detective Boys admire Kaito a lot. Obviously they've watched the news reports on TV. So when they see him at the park playing soccer, they glomp him HAHAH Poor Shinichi
At this point I think people mistaking Shinichi as Kaito can be a running gag. The Detective Boys keep annoying Shinichi and even attempt breaking into the 'Edo house' to see the ghosts... Shinichi is still not happy. And also, when they visit Haibara, they're basically next doors so Shinichi's never going to get them out of his life.
Despite the annoyance, he eventually becomes fond of them and takes on the big brother sort of role.
When Kaito and Shinichi get acquainted, they take the DB on outings a lot. The DB is very fond of Kaito-nii-san and Shinichi-nii-san.
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sgiandubh · 6 months
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People have opinions about kids, etc great state opinions, but when they post as absolute facts is the problem accompanied by fake voices on videos and blurred pix, that's a problem. Making up lies as facts are the problem. Denigrating Cait and or Sam or worse their families members because you have no real proof is wrong and goes beyond having a peaceful opinion.
Dear Opinion Anon,
First, our traditional spelling bee, because you people still did not learn how to write properly, ok?
People have opinions about kids, etc. great Great: state opinions, but when they post as absolute facts is the problem, accompanied by fake voices on videos and blurred pix, that's a problem. Making up lies as facts are is the problem. Denigrating Cait and/or Sam, or worse, their families' members, because you have no real proof, is wrong and goes beyond having a peaceful opinion.
Look at you, little fascist who knows nothing about the subject-verb agreement in English grammar! Being told what is right and what is wrong by someone clearly unable to properly read and write does not help, pumpkins. Send in your green berets, next time, please: this is way past boring!
I always said I shall speak only for myself on this page. So I am asking you:
Where did you see that particular video on this blog?
Where did you see those funeral pics on this blog? Let alone I explained why I never posted them and you bunch of coward liars all cackled. At length.
Where did I insult Sam's family members on this blog?
Where did I insult Cait's family members on this blog?
When and where did I stalk Sam, Cait or their entourage, unlike one of your queens?
And the question summing them all up:
Do you have a problem with freedom of speech in general?
People post whatever they want to post. They do not need me or you or Moo or *urv or Marple to tell them what to think or post. It is their constitutional right. This is not North Korea: this is an immaterial, almost completely deregulated space, where the demand for information meets the available offer via clicks, shares and comments. Other information is traded in DMs, Telegram groups and other outlets.
Have I made myself clear?
I'll tell you what. You are at once very nervous, curious and afraid of the whole bunch of things we collectively know. You still cannot understand how and why we are still here. You are perplexed by the number of intelligent professionals that are actively debunking all the shite you post regularly. You are upset by the fact real, strong friendships exist in here: something perhaps unheard of in your halls of gloom. And we elicit this reaction only based upon roughly 10 to 15% of the whole content in our, again collective, possession. If you knew all we know, your brain couldn't take it, duckie.
And then I know something else:
No shipper, ever, phoned an employer of an Anti to explain their employee was on Tumblr instead of doing their job.
No shipper, ever, phoned resorts, hotels or airline offices around the world in an attempt to find out where S, C, their progeny or other side players were, at a given moment in time.
No shipper, ever, used their own contacts' network to send false messages about the other side of the fandom war to the two leads, STARZ or the OL production team.
No shipper, ever, sent heinous comments on Anti blogs.
No shipper, ever, harassed Twitter and Instagram posters with endless questions about the time, place and people present at a randomly given event.
No shipper, ever, mounted via sock accounts a whole denigration and calumny campaign on Twitter when one of the leads was involved in a PR blunder.
No shipper, ever, used sexually loaded vocabulary to express 'appreciation' for the actors' work.
No shipper, ever, went on Wikipedia to repeatedly edit the male lead's dedicated page in order to include false sexual orientation reference, which then was screencapped and used as 'evidence' in subsequent flaming wars.
And many more...
You know, people have criticized me for even answering you. But answer you I shall, every time I shall think a reminder is necessary. I think shippers have turned the other cheek for way longer than they should have: a strategic choice that gave you both space and confidence. That you all went in a frenzy just before Christmas tells me perhaps more than you'd think about the kind of people you really are.
I am done with you. Don't bother coming back - you will be immediately blocked: you, your terrible grammar and your impertinence.
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"You can’t be a casual Cali/Montecito royal." Hi, Plant, could you explain a bit more what you mean by this. Because my view is if they had been gracious towards the RF on Oprah, (i.e. we're beloved family members, but taking some time out of the spotlight. Then then come back and slowly work on projects in the US.) They could then come back for Trooping etc. Because the Princess Madeline managed to live in the US and keep her Royal image intact. (As far as I'm aware.)
I think that was the expectation in 2020. They would keep their UK charities and Frogmore and remain “beloved family members” attending family events but essentially living their own lives. Their LA lives would presumably retain a royalesque quality because they would go from their last appearances in the UK (which were pretty glam, thanks to Sarah Latham) to the Invictus Games then Trooping, polo season, and Balmoral. They were also going to do their own royalesque events, including a big fundraising tour for Sentebale and a charity concert for Invictus. That was the 2020 plan, I believe.
That’s similar to what Madeline did, although she was more low-key about it. It’s basically a royal life in the US. If the Harkles has stuck to well-known royal behaviors like the Christmas cards and birthday pictures, they could have successfully created an American Royal family. I think that’s what everyone expected them to do.
But Covid messed that up. They kept it going for a while bc everyone was doing Zoom charity calls and that kept the illusion of equivalency going, but the illusion finally shattered with the Oprah interview and then Philip’s funeral. It didn’t help that they were busy embracing James Corden and Ellen Degeneres and behaving like Hollywood clowns. Plus the British charities were sidelined and royalesque behaviors like Christmas cards and birthday pics were not consistently deployed. Their royal brand was steadily eroding.
At that point, they should have focused on their Hollywood projects and building their California brands, but they didn’t. They focused on lawsuits and family drama. They also did a bunch of paid awards, which weren’t really meaningful. The few projects they showcased felt very unprofessional. They didn’t have a real office, just those guesthouse desks. They were renting random locations and doing “coastal grandmother” lawn interviews with Gloria Steinem. Meghan was having fake tea parties with celebrities and Harry was juggling and the whole thing felt very bland and amateurish. They had a random NY tour for no reason (to read her book or something?) and jumped on activist bandwagons haphazardly (BLM, family leave, Iran, Ukraine, Uvalde, whatever…). It was weird.
That’s what I mean by “Casual California Royal.” Things like sending an olive cake to WCF and planting forget-me-nots at a random school. It all felt very whimsical and unprofessional. Worst of all, it did not feel purposeful or passionate.
They the documentary and the book came out and they royal brand just imploded. There’s nothing left now. All they can do is try to build up their celebrity image.
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spade-riddles · 2 months
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Spade… I think something is afoot with this Amazon book, but not in the way everyone else thinks.
When you go to the Amazon page for the “Tortured Poets” - Willow Bowery book (published on Feb 22nd, or the 53rd day of the year — 🎁 anon), there is this description:
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The 🎁 anon used the same language of what “this is” and what “this is not” in the clues. So we know what this book is NOT… it’s not the manuscript. It’s not an album or a department. It’s shared musings between an author and their audience. Got it.
Here’s where it gets interesting. While on the page for the “Tortured Poet” book, there was a sponsored ad for another poetry book: “This is a sign.” by Anon. This popped up right below the other book, as an ad, not in the “you might also like” section (so not based on search algorithm, but is a paid ad by the anon author).
Remember on February 20th (2 ✌🏼days before this Willow Bowery book was published to Amazon) when TaylorNation posted the pic of old Taylor from her Funeral in Anti-Hero with the caption “if we won the lotto, we wouldn’t tell anyone. But there would be signs.”
And everyone was all like… wtf? Seemed totally out of the blue.
(🎁 anon mentions PUBLISH and says something about looking above/for the ones the came before it)
Here is the description for This Is a Sign - Anon (published to Amazon on Dec. 20, 2023).
Book overview
“For those of us who are looking for a sign that everything will be okay, this is it.
This is a sign. is a stream of consciousness in the form of poetry and prose collected from journals and phone notes written by anon in “the pond” of her twenties, typed on a 1980s Smith Corona Typewriter, and arranged into this collection. It explores themes of home, heartache, heartbreak, and healing.”
At the Tribeca Film Festival Q&A, Taylor reveals that Typewriter in the All Too Well Short Film was an Easter Egg — it was the instrument by which the protagonist, Her, would go on to write her book.
The specific typewriter in the ATW short film was a Smith-Corona, sold under the Sears Cutlass brand.
In the author description on Amazon, it says:
“seeking to soothe souls through poetry and prose”
and provides a link to this website: anonpoetryandprose.com
So naturally, I followed the link and it takes you to a very basic webpage with a notice of the book launch, a link back to the Amazon page, and a banner that scrolls “This is a sign. -This is a sign” continuously.
The sidebar menu has only 2 options: Contact (“send me a sign”) by email, and “Postcards from Poet” for $20 with the following description: Randomly chosen poems from This is a sign. handwritten by me on a locally-sourced vintage postcard and sent to you from wherever I am ✨
Sounds like this mysterious Anon is quite the jetsetter, traveling around the world and sending postcards.
If the Willow Bowery “Tortured Poet” book is a callback to this community, and specifically to the 🎃 anon riddles, then I surmise that, with the bizzaro TN “there will be signs” ig post and the ATW short film typewriter Easter egg… perhaps our mystery author is TS herself, and this book of poetry (I’m guessing written while she recorded at Long Pond at age 29), Is a message to “us” who need reassurances that everything will be okay.
Anyway, long story short I ordered the book. And I think I might get a postcard when she starts her tour again… and see where it’s sent from.
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Hi. I know it’s been a while, so here’s a rant/thought from me: I’ve been on 8-hour drives, to and from my grandmother’s funeral with my dad and brother. I love my dad, but I can’t really stand my brother. Which lead me to envision what a road trip with Pietro would be like. I’m seeing us taking turns driving, singing along to various types of music, stopping at rest-stop diners to eat, playing trivial games to pass the time, enjoying the scenery. Basically just enjoying each other’s company on the road 🚙
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hii honey!!
firstly im so sorry! I hope you’re taking the time you need and are healing as well as one can, sending love and hope you’re well🤍🤍
I think he would be the best person to go on long car trips with!! would probs be an extra few hours with how many stops you’d have to do😭😭 lots of little off road diners, lots of stops at view points. and when you get to service stations you eat fast food in the car and then before setting off again you play a quick card game. lots of eye spy and would you rather and alphabet games. he probs gets too competitive so that doesn’t always end well
he reminds me of young idiots in love and travelling just works so well. and like warm summer nights, and driving with the windows down, feet up on the dashboard (don’t do that irl tho) having your hands out the window, sticking your head out so the wind blows through it. spotting deer or certain clouds. all that cute shit that makes me want to simultaneously cry and throw up
I found a bunch of pics, this isn’t a moodboard bc they’re not cohesive, but this overall vibe I imagine
(the skin colour in the images have nothing to do with how I see the reader, it’s just the vibe of the pic)
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gojo-mochi · 5 months
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Incoming call from: Softy
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Softy's Birthday Bash Bonanza
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(Opening Jan 7th) Limit 11/20
My bday coming up and I wanted to do a special event! However these drabble will most likely come out late so please be understanding with my time schedule~ I have a set of text messages prompts I always wanted to do and this seem like the perfect time to whip them out!
Rules: Don't have to be a follower/Off Anon/Age in Bio
Fandoms I write for: JJK & OP
Pick a Text message + a Character~
(Ex: "Daddy Long Dick is back in town" with Toji please!")
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📞~Recieving
"Bebyy I swear I ddnt even watch porn after we brke up. I only used ur nudess"
"Keep arguing with me, it kinda turning me on"
"Hey ;), showering without me lul?"
"Keep acting like that and see how it plays out when I come back home."
"When do you think I should confess to Y/N?"
"I brought your favorite sweet, please open the door."
"Hey u wanna 👉👌?"
"*Dick Pic*"
"*Payment of $500 received* PLEASE TALK TO ME DONT TEXT THAT GUY"
"Daddy Long Dick is back in town, you up?"
“Please one nude…. Or I’ll die🥺🙏”
“Are you gonna behave? Or do I have to come home early tonight?”
“What’s your favorite flowers again? I need to know what to bring to your pussy funeral when I’m destroying it later tonight”
“I promise I’ll be good tonight, you won’t even need to use the muzzle on me this time.”
"I wanna be so deep down your throat that I can nut on your heart"
~Sending📞
"Keep acting like that and see how it plays out when I come back home." with Toji Fushiguro - @fushigurosdevinedogs
“I promise I’ll be good tonight, you won’t even need to use the muzzle on me this time.” with Gojo Satoru - @strawheart-pirate
“Keep acting like that and see how it plays out when I come back home” with Nanami @guilty-sugar
"Keep arguing with me, it kinda turning me on" with Toji @whispers-of-lilith
“Are you gonna behave? Or do I have to come home early tonight?” with Law @kazieai
"Keep arguing with me, it kinda turning me on" with Eustass Kid @quinloki
"I wanna be so deep down your throat that I can nut on your heart" with Eustass Kid @swampstew
"Daddy Long Dick is back in town, you up?" with Shanks @thus-spoke-lo
"I wanna be so deep down your throat that I can nut on your heart" with Marco @quinloki
"Keep arguing with me, it kinda turning me on" - With Zoro @mamaalpha
“Please one nude…. Or I’ll die🥺🙏” - With Ace @kazieai
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Information from the new JJK volume finally revealed to us something we've been dying to know: how do the rabbit shikigami work? How did Megumi tame them and how can they be killed?
Easy. There is one original rabbit with the symbol from the ten sacred treasures on it. You can tame and kill the rabbit shikigami by getting your hands on this one. We've also learned that Nue and Orochi share the same symbol (with Megumi's Nue it was hidden behind its mask, with Sukuna's Nue Gege had forgotten to draw it)
If you ask me, that two shikigami share the same symbol came about because Gege fucked up and gave the dogs two different ones even though they share only one spot in the 10 Shadows Technique. The only one that is missing now is Tiger Funeral.
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Looking around on Twitter a little I came about some, let's say, interesting posts. One was about this panel with Sukuna where Kashimo leaped at him. The post was about Gojo seemingly being crushed under rubble:
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As an avid One Piece fan who's reading the manga for more than a decade now, believe me when I tell you, that mangaka make mistakes in their drawings all the the time. Especially when they make tiny background images like this Sukuna and Gojo.
This scene in chapter 237 takes place about 30 seconds after Sukuna told Gojo that he will never forget him. Kashimo really didn't waste a single second after Gojo was cut to leap in. An off-panel collapse of a building so that rubble could fall on Gojo is unlikely here.
It's far more likely that Gege simply got a little lazy in drawing this background scene 😁 but even with additional rubble on Gojo, that wouldn't mean much. If we take the shapes above seriously than there is some concrete on Gojo's face and torso (if that is even supposed to be him). That's nothing that couldn't be pushed to the side with a foot. I forgot where that Twitter post was going with this but I don't see much relevance in rubble.
There were some other posts I could talk about but I don't have the time right now. If you saw something funny or intriguing tell me, send me a pic or give the link so I can look at it, too.
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murdererofthumbs · 1 year
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So today’s episode was a wild emotional rollercoaster for Roman girlies. I honestly think that in order for me to comprehend every episode I need to watch it twice, because first watch is always an over-anxious mess, when I just want to find out what happens, and then I can actually start thinking properly when stress levels are down to normal.
But I do have some thoughts based on both the episode and what people have been saying so far:
1) First, I knew since previous episode that although Kendall was full of shit when he said he will include Shiv in everything, Roman was absolutely serious about that. And he proved it! Literally tried to run every decision by her (and that makes me so happy, because he just wants his siblings to be together and work together and be a fucking family). But on the other hand… We are all aware that Shiv will not take that under consideration, right? As far as she is aware, her brothers fucked her over with their CEO-COO positions and that is enough for her to get vindictive and look for blood. So even though I’m happy that Roman remained true to his word, I also think that Shiv will stab him in the back anyway. Because she IS the most similar to Logan (don’t come at me, I love Shiv, but these are just the facts - if push comes to shove she will leak the whole Gerri-Roman dick incident and bury her brother if it means asserting her position).
2) I think it’s becoming more and more clear that Roman is heading towards some pretty dark place (I don’t think he will be able to hold his delusions for much longer, he is falling apart at the seams and there doesn’t seem to be anything that could fill out the gaping holes inside of him). The fact that each episode of Succession is supposed to be, what, one-two days (it has to be two days in this episode at least), means that since Logan’s death none of them had any breather from the grief and pain that this loss has caused them. But unlike Kendall and Shiv who both in their own ways acknowledged Logan’s passing and made semi (and I mean very semi)-peace with it, Roman is not even near that stage. He is still very much glorifying his dad (that trauma bond is holding very strong in there), and I feel like he might also not be sleeping. You know, sleep? The time when your subconscious mind roams free and brings all your possibly repressed thoughts on the forefront of your mind? Yeah, my bet is on pretty strong sleep deprivation here. Add some extremely palpable anxiety and trying to keep everything together and you have a nice ticking bomb ready to implode at any given moment (and he kinda did implode there with Matsson but it was still very much coated in delusions and projections of his own guilt).
Also - the pills. I know some girlies last week were like “oh guys chill, it’s just advil”, but having them flashed two episodes in the row? Nah, Succession writers don’t seem like the type to provide insignificant shots, and in combination with his nervous exterior, Roman taking some sort of pills makes perfect sense. I don’t know where this will lead to, but I’m trying not to be overwhelmed by negative thoughts (you guys really need to stop with Roman-suicide predictions, just…don’t).
3) Last thing is that as far as we are aware, Roman still doesn’t know that Kendall was the one behind leaking negative stuff about Logan to the media. I feel like they didn’t even get to the good (bad) stuff yet. And can you imagine what will happen then, considering how fucking unstable Roman was in this episode (without all that bullshit adding to his mental state)? Yeah, I don’t wang to imagine, but it will be really fucking bad. My prediction and that might be a stretch, but for some reason I feel like it will all culminate during Logan’s funeral (which I assume will be one of the episodes, considering Connor’s phone call and him sending Roman pics of their dead dad (!!!)). Both the shit about Logan and Roman’s downfall will probably come crushing down at the most difficult moment, where he will actually have to acknowledge that Logan is not only dead, but also very much a piece of shit and abuser.
Anywho, this show is a slaughterhouse and I both love it (derogatory) and hate it (affectionate).
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luc3 · 5 months
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MIRRORS
Well, I found some stuff on MIRRORS before getting into French funeral rites (you're very motivated :D) I'll post that soon, I couldn't find an illustration.
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A lot of pressure before exams otherwise, because I'm not ready, I've already worked a lot, but my brain ahldkjfarlk THANK YOU for sending me your feasibility waves Monday the 15th!!!
(pic : x)
a little hug to all mutuals for the new year, remember that the Dragon is The symbol of the Emperor, so no more excuses not to find out!!!
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OR hear me out
Aegon sends another dick pic for the 27th time on the day and then he gets a message back...but it's a picture of the reader sleeping
Now who is answering for them? 👀
It's either Aemond who then sends a picture telling him he better say his goodbye to their mother
Or Baela with Rhaena and Jace in the background telling him to prepare for his fucking funeral
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enden-k · 1 year
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Idk if you saw but I think it said that hu Tao bought him the wallet as a gift?? She got tired of him sending invoices, I love them so much 😭 what a good daughter giving him something to keep Childe's cash in. I saw it when hoyo posted the pic on YouTube under the community tab btw! Just in case I'm wrong or anything sjfjoafjak
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no worries !
also my girl out there ending all the lame childe wallet jokes and actually helping zhongli and the funeral parlor out by giving him his own wallet (and prob custom made too like just look, its his pillar 🥹) so he can manage his finances himself instead <3 i love her sm
(im always extremely weak for hu tao and zhongli and the knowledge of this young, human director gifting her consultant — who is the oldest god/former archon/ prime adeptus and shaped their home and created the mora he struggles to remember to bring with him — his own lil wallet so he can carry his own mora with him just delights me sm im 😭i love them 💙)
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Omg thank you for saying it
Multiple times I've come across ppl literally sharing images of people who've been killed (in one case children what the fuck???) And even if its below a cut I still have to read the description of why they've put it under a cut. I know ppl have different opinions of this stuff but in my view that's so disrespectful of those who've lost their lives. The guilt trippy stuff (and I'm sorry but it's largely coming from people that don't know what they're talking about, as shown by the fact that there's literally no awareness that the stuff that's being said/shown untagged is hugely triggering for ppl who've lived through this stuff)
This is not a news site!!! People trying to avoid this stuff does not mean they don't have awareness of what's going on and aren't staying aware by getting their news from actual news sources???
I'm not against people talking about this stuff on here at all. It needs to be talked about. But for the love of God, making a post is not the same as taking to people in person. People do not have the option to walk away when you just send a post out in to the ether like that. Just tag things appropriately it's not that hard!!!
So yeah thank you for saying it. I always feel hugely guilty for trying to avoid certain things because of the guilt tripping that's so rife on this site but I really shouldn't cause half of what's coming up isn't even constructive (or true a lot of the time) and it just brings up a whole load of stuff that hits my mental health and makes it harder for me to actually campaign in a way that helps people
I always think of that one tweet that's like 'misery is not activism' making people feel shit isn't actually solving any of these issues or helping the world at all lol
When it comes to this topic, I always think of some articles I read about the human brain's capacity for processing bad news. One of them was titled something like "your brain can't handle the world".
Basically, it talked about how years ago (mind you, not that many years, given how fast modern technology evolved) you would get your handful of news, good and bad, on the newspaper or on TV and radio, and even that was already much more than a person in the 1800's would, given the slow pace of letters and how only vital info was able to fit into one. Newspapers would often only carry local news, and you could spend a whole lifetime without knowing what was happening in countries on the other side of the ocean.
Now, imagine that. A wedding would be the talk of the town for weeks. A funeral would be The Sad Event for your to grieve over for the following months. That is the amount of happy and sad (and playful, and contemplative, and other emotions) that one could experience and process in a healthy manner.
But nowadays, you get see the story of a family adopting their first puppy two continents away, and that's great and cool, but unfortunately that also means that you get the story of a bunch of children dying two continents away too, and the testimony of their families, and the overview of the political landscape that lead to this happening and the bleak understanding that that's not gonna change and it will happen again--
all that while you might be dealing yourself with a fascist government in your country, and your own bad news, and your own shitty economy, and laws that hurt a minority of which you are a part, and, and--
That is all too much. Literally too much for the mind of someone who is already tired of doing their own activism and surviving within the microcosm that is their town/community/country.
So you close CNN. You turn off the news livestream. You take a deep breath and you open tumblr because your mind is parched for dopamine and happiness you could use some cute fanart and compelling headcanons to relax.
You are two cute dog pics down when you scroll into graphic pictures of the latest massacre, paired with a detailed testemony of whatever horrific thing that happened. There isn't even a link for donations, or an e-mail you can reach to do anything remotely useful about it. It's just a spatter of misery smeared on your phone screen, quickly erasing all joy you might've gotten from the dog pics.
Your taglist is extensive, mind you, for the sake of keeping your dash a small safe haven from the dangers of doomscrolling - it's all there, blocked from sight: #negative, #current events, #death/, #child death/, #animal death/, #[insert current world tragedy], #[insert topic particularly triggering that could send you into a panic attack].
But people don't tag their shit. They say shit like "i don't care your blog theme, if you don't reblog this, you're a monster". They say "stop scrolling and look at this horrific thing". They say "why is no one talking about this"--
And don't realize, or don't care that some people are drowning in bills to pay and extra shifts to work and needing to double-think about wearing their pride pins because homophobia is getting worse in their country, and struggling with depression and anxiety, etc, etc.
I'm too adhd to make a concise text post ever, but if I can make any sort of point here, I guess that would be:
There is nothing wrong with not wanting to see, reblog or interact with negative posts about current events. This is not a news website. You did not come here for the news, and therefore is perfectly normal that you don't want to deal with them.
There is nothing wrong with making your dash a nice place curated with only the things you like. Block tags and blogs liberally. I know I do. This website is, to me, a source of memes, headcanons, jokes, character analysis and occasional useful knowledge. I don't get my news here. I don't engage in political/ideological debates here. I see a transphobe, I block them. I see a gun-freak bootlicker, I block them. This is my little garden, and goddamnit I will rip off all the weeds.
There is nothing wrong with not reblogging certain content, no matter what the guilt-trippy reblogs say. You don't owe anyone the space in your blog. This is your little garden, people don't get to tell you what to plant in it. You are one. Little. Person. You rebbloging something won't have the Big Worldly Impact they're making it out to be.
If you want to make room for the occasional activism in your blog, that's fine too. I make a point that everything I reblog that has a negative tone must be not only properly tagged but also have some kind of action attached to it - a donation link, a link for further reading in case of something raising awareness, a contact line for representatives to stop some dogshit law. I never reblog things that are just depressing and leave you feeling hopeless.
Please stay safe, drink water, be wary of doomscrolling, allow yourself not to be an activist 24/7, give yourself a safe space to decompress, take care, I love you <3
Before I go, I must leave fair warning to the piss-poor reading comprehension crowd: no, I am not advocating for toxic positivity or pretending that everything is fine, I just want the poor fuck juggling two jobs plus school while living in a political hellscape and managing depression and some other undiagnosed mental condition to be able to scroll the funny shitposting website without having to see triggering content that will send them into a panic attack.
Oh, and if you like my writing, here's my ko-fi for you to drop a lil coin <;3
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windydayey · 2 years
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Fits perfectly
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Atsumu Miya x Fem! Reader
Warnings : You'll have a mother (rip lol)
Safe to say you were extremely pissed right now, which is actually not very safe to say.
Your family were going to have a night picnic for New Years and the dress your mother wanted you to wear was a weird cotton night gown looking skirt.
You tried to fight against it but dear mother gave the puppy eyes as she folded it away silently to guilt trip you, which worked.
What can you say? You were an empath aww.
You and Tsumu were currently at the little restaurant near your school. It had always been a spot to hide for the two of you.
Tough day at school? Go there. He wants to hide from Kita? He drags you there. Hungry? Run there. First date? Also there. That place was like the refrigerator for you two, automatically going there without even any purpose now.
You both even had a regular customer discount there now, honestly? Good for you guys. Not to mention you and Atsumu both were good at buttering and sweet talking the owners out there you guys were basically their grandchildren now.
You were at your phone, your elbow on the table as your cheek leaned on your hand. You were reading urban legends. Atsumu didn't like this at all, he wanted you to chatter non-stop like everyday but looking at how you were tapping your foot. He knew it. He knew you were definitely not in the mood to tolerate any sort of crap.
So he silently cursed 'Tch what a weirdo.'
However you unfortunately heard that even in the noise of the utensils and the pressure cookers whistles. "The hell you just said now?" You looked at him and raised your eyebrow.
He just sucked his cheeks and looked away quickly. "Don't try me I'm not in the mood today." You warned him and he turned to you immediately and looked you in the eyes smiling like an idiot "Yer not telling me what happened I needa know what's bothering ya sugar" You sighed "Forced to wear some weird outfit by......you know"
And the next thing you knew you were in your house as the said gown is in Atsumu's hands "What do ya mean??? It's FINE" of course it wasn't a fine gown at all but Atsumu just wanted you to feel less embarassed about it "Yanno what? Wait right here." He just headed to some other rooms like that he's lucky your parents were going to be busy at the funeral of a distant friend of theirs for a few days.
You didn't even question where he was gonna go you were too tired so you just sat down and started texting your friend and rant to her.
"TA- DA!" He came out of nowhere.
You looked up from your phone and-
"pfft-" you started laughing, Atsumu wore the gown good thing it was strap gown else it wouldn't have fit him. It did yet the top part tightening around his flat figure was so hilarious to witness.
"whAT?? I look good in it!? Better than you atleast ??" You wiped a tear "ohh- hh definitely not-" he started posing and catwalking "If it looks this good on me it'll definitely look even better on ya duh"
"Stand there let me take a pic and send it to my mom" you raised your phone jokingly "wait- what? AUNTIE!? NO- NOPE" he covered himself with his hands in such a comedic manner. You got up and wrapped your arms around his waist then played with his hair "Why are you like this?" You smiled "Yer even weirder...you scare me sometimes" he pouted.
You sighed and layed a finger in his chest "This fits you well" he grabbed your cheeks and started lightly shaking your head "Then it will fit ya even perfectly."
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//daily Atsumu brainrot at its job ah yes
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the-writer-nerd-ro · 11 months
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Back on my bullshit (Writing Sara Pena and Hunter Richardson fics)
I actually based part of this on my own relationship, I'll say which part in the tags if anyone is interested lol.
This fic is chock full of headcanons and most of them are my own but one of them is a widely overlooked detail from Hunter's generated bio because everyone was too focused on the fact that she was a vandal
You can find my other fics by clicking on most of the tags below I am too tired to link them
When I look at the stars I feel like myself
It was ten o'clock at night and Hunter Richardson did not want to be at work. But people die at all hours of the day and some of those people have wealthy families who insist on having their funerals planned pronto.
In between a dull discussion on coffins and floral arrangements, Hunter was texting her girlfriend.
Sara Pena had gone out for a late-night walk, so Hunter was swinging wildly between being jealous that she couldn't also be there instead of in a business meeting and being worried about Sara's safety. Of course, Sara was more than capable of taking care of herself, but Hunter was still always worried.
SP: The sky is sooo pretty tonight. Wish you were here :-(
H: Me too
H: Send a pic
"Excuse me, are my father's burial wishes boring to you?"
"No ma'am, sorry, just dealing with a personal emergency." That wasn't technically a lie, missing Sara Pena always felt like an emergency.
"Fine. Let's get back to the matter at hand."
They proceeded to talk about different types of coffin wood for the next 30 minutes. The only reprieve Hunter had was when she glanced at her phone and saw a pitch-black image.
SP: That's the best I could do sorry bb (^_^;)
Hunter almost snorted, but since she was about to seal the deal and get to go home she managed to stay silent.
Finally, she dragged her corpse onto the bus. When it wasn't dark out she usually walked home, but she did not have Sara's confidence about walking alone at night. When she got the chance, she took one more look at the blacked-out photo.
"Hm…."
She downloaded the photo, clicked edit, and fiddled with the brightness until small white pinpoints of light appeared. Then she saved it and attached it to a text back to Sara.
H: Fixed it
SP: Oh, yay! Are you gonna be home soon?
H: Yeah I'm on the bus
SP: I'll stay up, cya soon (^3^)/~♡
Hunter stared fondly down at her phone, ignoring the real sky outside the bus window, preferring Sara's shabby attempt at photography. She made the terrible photo her lock screen -Sara was already her home screen- and put her phone away since the bus was pulling up to her stop.
Sara was eagerly waiting for her when she got inside.
"Have you eaten yet? I made popcorn."
"Sounds perfect," Hunter said, exhausted after a long day.
"Sorry I couldn't have taken a better photo for you, I really wanted to. It was just so beautiful tonight."
"I didn't know you liked stars that much," Hunter remarked before taking a handful of popcorn. It was a little burnt, but Hunter didn't care.
"Yeah, stars make me think about life and my place in the universe. Sometimes they make me feel small but in the grand scheme of things I'm lucky to be a speck in a galaxy so large and majestic."
"That's how I feel when you spoon me," Hunter said, a rather lame response to the profound statement Sara Pena had said, but apparently the correct response.
"Well, then, I am lucky to be your starlight."
"And I am lucky to be your speck."
Hunter spent the whole next day thinking about that conversation, especially whenever she had to open her phone and she saw the photo she'd edited for Sara.
"We can definitely do better than that," Hunter finally decided, a plan cementing itself in her brain.
She had to wait a little while for her plan to fall into place since she spent most evenings either at work or with Sara. By the time a window of opportunity opened, Sara had probably forgotten their star chat entirely, but Hunter didn't forget things very easily.
Opportunity struck when Sara was hired to work a party. Her business, SaraPenaPartyForHire, catered to awkward party hosts who were desperate for overly-confident extroverts who would liven up their party. Sara fit the bill perfectly. Hunter, who spent most of her days talking to corpses and mourners, did not fit the bill at all.
Still, Sara always invited her, and sometimes Hunter obliged. But that day she had a perfect reason to say no.
"I'm working late," Hunter lied.
"Again?" Sara practically pouted.
"Sorry."
"It's fine, you'll just have to come to the next one."
"I will," that part was not a lie.
Once Sara was satisfied, Hunter got to work. She had to call in a favor or two to set her plan in motion, but the main part was actually extraordinarily easy.
She went up to the roof of the funeral home and waited for the sun to set.
Once it had, she pulled out her professional camera and began to photograph the sky.
Photography was still only a hobby for Hunter, but she'd taken every class she could on the subject and had hung onto her camera like it was solid gold. She'd met some people during those classes, and one of her colleagues was going to help her edit and print those photos so that she could make a framed collage.
This plan of hers only worked, of course, if she could get good photos of the night sky. If she could only get photos as good as the one Sara initially took then it would be a waste of time and money.
Fortunately, the night was clear and her hands were steady, so the photos turned out pretty good. Maybe she still needed a few more classes, but the photos were at least good enough to hang up in their apartment, and that was enough.
Hunter barely got home before Sara did, quickly hiding her camera when she heard the door open.
"How was the party?"
"It would've been better with you. How was the cemetery?"
"It would've been better with you."
Sara beamed.
"Did you eat at the party? I was going to make some ramen."
"Mmm, ramen."
While Hunter cooked, Sara chatted about what went down at the party, the music that was played, the people she danced with, and the outfits she planned to copy in the future.
And as Sara talked, Hunter imagined how excited she would be to receive her present.
The next few days, whenever Hunter had a spare moment she spent it assembling. The touched-up photos were beautiful. She selected four of the photos to frame, and as a finishing touch took a white paint pen to the black picture frame, writing the phrase "Lucky to be your starlight" on the top and "Lucky to be your speck" on the bottom.
Then, she just had to arrange the perfect time to present it.
H: Are you working tonight?
SP: Nope! Are you?
H: No, do you want to do date night?"
SP: Yeah! Where do you want to go?
H: Maybe we could get takeout and stay home?
SP: Oooh cozy, I love it. I'll pick something up after work.
Sara worked a series of part-time jobs when SaraPenaPartyForHire wasn't blowing up. This latest job was pretty close to a pizza place they really liked. So, with the date set and dinner squared away, Hunter just had to wait.
When Sara got home with their pizza and cheesy bread, she was surprised to find Hunter in the living room holding a beautifully wrapped gift.
"H? What is this?"
"I made you something," Hunter said, trading Sara for the pizza.
Immediately Sara tore into the gift, her eyes wide and sparkling like the stars she loved so much.
Sara gasped. "Oh, Hunter, these are beautiful, did you take these?
"I did. I wanted you to have a nice picture of the stars since you love them so much."
"I do love them," Sara agreed, reading what Hunter had written for her. "But I will never love all the galaxies in the universe as much as I love you."
Hunter set down the pizza, and Sara set down the stars, and soon they were holding each other. And when they were tangled up, so close that two forms became one, they were so much more than just specks in an uncaring universe. When they were together, they were the universe in all its glory.
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