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pop-roxs · 1 year

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my blog is a safe space for sebastian haters 🫶🫶🫶🫶

#i HATE that VILE MAN #KILL KILL KILL KILL KILL KILL KILL KILL KILL KILL KILL KILL #sebastian slander #sebastian michaelis #black butler #kuroshitsuji #water posts

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red-converse-hightops · 2 years

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Y’all are gonna HATE ME but hear me out-

I saw this picture of Sebastian and thought, ‘hmmm this looks familiar’….

Tell me it doesn’t give off Evil Patrick energy 😭

BONUS:

AHHHHH 😭🫣

#pls don’t come at me #it’s obvious I can’t draw sebastian hair #I did this on my phone with just a finger #so give it some love #cursed black butler memes #cursed kuroshitsuji memes #sebastian michaelis #kuroshitsuji crack post #sebastian slander #thotbastian

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peoplesprincessgeorge · 3 months

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txt posts + f1 = true 3.0

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the-ravens-claw · 2 months

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Sebastian: do you ever get pre-annoyed? Like you already know someone is going to piss you off?

MC: what? No, I-

Leander: *enters room*

Sebastian: *jaw clenches*

#Leander slander #hogwarts legacy #sebastian sallow #hogwarts legacy incorrect quotes #hogwarts legacy sebastian #hogwarts legacy mc #hogwarts legacy meme #hogwarts legacy leander #leander prewett

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choccy-milky · 5 months

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@hogwartslegacypics wrote a oneshot called into a new era about seb and clora using a time-turner to go to the future and they end up at a taylor swift concert LMAOO. despite that crackfic premise it actually has a plot and really cute moments i swear

#never thought id ever draw something like this but here we are LMFAOO💀clora would be a swiftie confirmed #sebastian sallow #hogwarts legacy #sebastian sallow fanfiction #sebastian sallow x mc #sebastian sallow x oc #choccyart #leighton lawley slander

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hogwartslegacypics · 11 months

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i’m so dead 😭😭 look at sebastian peeping in the background

#making sure bully boy behaves himself #hogwarts legacy #sebastian sallow #leighton lawley slander

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girl-named-matty · 2 months

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Sebastian: You think that's cringe? Parent's wait nine months just to end up calling their kid Leander. Leander: HEY!!!

#this isnt slander I swear #I love him #hogwarts legacy #hl #sebastian sallow #hogwarts legacy incorrect quotes #Leander prewett

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charmedcleric · 8 months

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#I’m sorry seb but like 🤷🏻‍♀️#hogwarts legacy #hogwarts legacy mc #sebastian sallow #hphl #hogwarts legacy oc #hogwarts legacy meme #more Duncan slander #ominis gaunt #poppy sweeting #natty onai

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legacyshenanigans · 1 year

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Leander: Does anyone have any special abilities?

Sebastian: I can read palms.

Leander: No you can't?

Sebastian: I can! *nudges ominis* Ominis, I can read palm's, can't I?

Ominis: He can. *smiles* its amazing. He's very talented at it.

Leander: Go on then! *gives his hand*

Sebastian: *seriously takes Leanders hand and checks it thoroughly, feeling it and looking* Hmm..Interesting.

Leander: ...What? What is it?

Sebastian: *leans forward* Goodness me, Leander..

Leander: *leans forward* Tell me..

Sebastian: *wide smile* Your palm says you a lil bitch.

Leander: *rips his hand away from Sebastian* Oh you fucking wanker *frowns*

Sebastian and Ominis: *laughing*

~

#hogwarts legacy #hogwarts legacy headcanons #sebastian sallow #ominis gaunt #sebastian sallow headcanon #ominis gaunt headcanon #leander slander fan club #leander prewett #leander prewett headcanons

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ominiscient · 1 year

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Sebastian and Ominis are so happy to see Professor Hecat shut Leander up about Levioso <3

#leander slander #ominis #ominis gaunt #sebastian sallow #hogwarts legacy

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tainebot01 · 2 months

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Come play Ace Attorney Investigations 2.

We’ve got:

A prosecutor who mentally throws chess pieces at people

A detective who’s “really good at leaking investigation reports to defense attorneys” (by his own words, no less)

Chess gijinkas

A catfishing president

A Touhou character trying to create the next Team Rocket

A defense lawyer who eats paper and doesn’t know the meaning of personal boundaries

A nepo baby with questionable logic

A Final Fantasy boss trying to assist said nepo baby

clown.

A prison warden with a coat made of live dogs

An assassin who somehow never ends up being the murderer in any onscreen cases

Another assassin who is never recognized despite literally wearing his calling card

A drug scheme run by The Great British Bakeoff

Daddy Issues

A movie about a Godzilla Cow

An edgy 13 year old who can talk to the Godzilla Cow and is named after the protagonist of Red Dead Redemption in the fan translation

Redneck Belos

An interaction between two characters that caused all Let’s Players to have a brief crisis

More Daddy Issues

Death by Hot Air Balloon

A story arc about the aforementioned nepo baby that almost made me cry

…and the entire circus.

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rypnami · 4 months

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leander: why is sebastian crying on the floor?

ominis: he took one of those ‘which character are you’ quizzes

leander: and…?

ominis: he got duncan

sebastian: *uncontrollable sobbing*

#we slander duncan in this house #hogwarts legacy #sebastian sallow #ominis gaunt #leander prewett #i’m also tagging this prewlow because i’m an insane person #i saw the original version of this and i don’t stand for leander slander so here we are #hp fandom

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maraudersoncrack1981 · 5 months

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History repeats itself

Ominis gaunt and Sebastian sallow

Albus Dumbledore (🤢) and Gellert Grindelwald

James Potter and Regulus black

Harry Potter and draco Malfoy

Albus Potter and Scorpius Malfoy

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underthenightskydreamsneverdie · 11 months

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HLC react to MC bringing them to a sex shop to find new toys/lingerie???

OMG I love this! I'm gonna have so much fun with this

HLC react to MC bringing them to a sex shop to find new toys and lingerie

Warnings: 18+ topics, the gang is 20+ years old btw, everybody is thirsty, Leander slander

Sebastian Sallow - His jaw is practically on the ground as you approach the shop entrance and he realizes what all the X's above the door mean. He's giggling like a schoolgirl as you drag him to the lingerie section, his head on a swivel trying to take everything in. "MC, babygirl, are we here for something in particular or should we just buy one of everything?" He's winking at you so much you almost wonder if he's having a stroke and there is an undeniable tent in his pants the entire time. As you leave you tell him you’re shocked he didn’t try anything in the dressing room. He admits it was a missed opportunity and will definitely do it next time, part of him wanting to demand you go back so he can correct this unthinkable situation.

Garreth Weasley - He’s shocked at the selection they have, and he follows you around as you try to look for a spicy new outfit. He plays with the thongs displayed on a table, twirling them around his fingers, accidentally sending one flying as he tugs on the straps. He’s much more behaved as you browse the toys, until he sees the jeweled butt plugs. He eagerly digs his hands into the bin looking for one with a red, heart shaped rhinestone, spinning around to face you when he finds one, his brows raised and a wicked grin on his face. “Oh you are so getting this, baby!”

Poppy Sweeting - She’s not quite sure why you brought her here. She feels very uncomfortable, but can’t help looking at the shelves as you slowly wander the aisles. When you make it to the dildo/strapon aisle you notice her falling behind as you keep moving, her shoes squeaking as she stops in her tracks in front of a mannequin wearing a strapon harness with a huge dildo, biting her lip. She eagerly grabs the packages off the shelf and you step close, peering over her shoulder. “Who exactly is that for?” you ask with a small chuckle. “You or me?” She spins around, taking you off guard, gently pushing you up against the opposite shelf. “ME.” Her lips crash onto yours, and you stand there making out as she rubs herself on your thigh.

Imelda Reyes - She is the one insisting you visit the shop. Once she gets inside her cheeks flush at the lingerie displays, desperately biting her tongue to keep from begging you to get some. While you browse the toy selection she complains at every one you pick up, insisting she could do a better job of pleasing you than “a cheap, mass produced toy ever could, MC!” You convince her to try a clitoral suction toy and a few hours later she’s screaming too much to eat her words as she has her fourth orgasm from the toy, squirting all over your face.

Natty Onai - She’s the most eager of everyone, running around the store picking up toys left and right, almost shouting “We’re trying this, MC, I’m not letting you say no.” She’s asking the teenage clerk for advice and info, making you want to hide your face. When she finally makes it to the lingerie section it gets worse. She’s picking out things for both of you, pouting when you say you don’t like the style or color. It takes her three armfulls to unload the cart and the final cost is outrageous.

Leander Prewett - He turns into a cocky bastard when you step into the store. “Oh these are great, MC, we should try them.” You roll your eyes at him, knowing full well he has NO experience with the cockring he’s holding. He gets upset when you pick up a dildo that’s larger than him, insisting “bigger isn’t always better”. When you make it to the lingerie he clams up, running his fingers over a lace teddy as if it’s an everyday object he couldn’t care less about. “Whatever you want, MC, you’ll look spectacular in any of it.” Constantly shifting around and adjusting his pants.

Amit Thakkar - Is so overwhelmed he has to wait outside. You’re about to check out when the door to the shop flys open and he charges inside. “Okay, I’ll give you ten minutes to show me things before I leave again, MC.” He steps close, whispering in your ear. “I’m only doing this because I love you…and I can’t stop thinking about you wearing the blue lingerie set that caught my eye before I ran out earlier.”

Ominis Gaunt - Blushes so hard you’re worried he’s going to pass out as you explain what all the toys do. When you get to the bondage gear his demeanor changes. He insists on holding the leather cuffs and whips as you describe them. He asks you to describe certain items in more detail when you awkwardly trail off, getting excited by his interest. He teasingly asks if you’d like him to use any of it on you, and calls you a naughty girl when you stutter out a soft “yes”. When it comes time to pick out lingerie you know he likes the feel of lace and silk, and pick out a few outfits that leave you modestly covered. He hums his approval of them, wishing he could feel them on your body instead of on a hanger. Once you’ve paid he rushes you out of the store, desperate to try out your new purchases.

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the-ravens-claw · 3 months

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Sebastian: all in all, a 100% successful trip.

MC: but we lost Leander.

Sebastian: all in all, a 100% successful trip!

#Leander slander #hogwarts legacy #sebastian sallow #hogwarts legacy incorrect quotes #hogwarts legacy mc #hogwarts legacy sebastian #hogwarts legacy meme

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sebnameyourcar · 10 months

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“The car that Charles Leclerc has stepped into is a Sebastian Vettel car”

#NEVER underestimate seb’s car development skills #i am posting this to explain why aston is in the mud! :)#THE CAR THAT FA14 STEPPED INTO IS A SEBASTIAN VETTEL CAR #this is aston slander not charles slander btw no anons come at me

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