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legacyshenanigans · 11 months
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Leander: Does anyone have any special abilities?
Sebastian: I can read palms.
Leander: No you can't?
Sebastian: I can! *nudges ominis* Ominis, I can read palm's, can't I?
Ominis: He can. *smiles* its amazing. He's very talented at it.
Leander: Go on then! *gives his hand*
Sebastian: *seriously takes Leanders hand and checks it thoroughly, feeling it and looking* Hmm..Interesting.
Leander: ...What? What is it?
Sebastian: *leans forward* Goodness me, Leander..
Leander: *leans forward* Tell me..
Sebastian: *wide smile* Your palm says you a lil bitch.
Leander: *rips his hand away from Sebastian* Oh you fucking wanker *frowns*
Sebastian and Ominis: *laughing*
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legacyshenanigans · 10 months
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MC's attitude depends totally on who's doing it
Ominis or Sebastian: Lemme help you with your bags.
MC: Aww you're so sweet, thanks *smiles*
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Leander: Lemme help you with your bags.
MC: *slaps his hand away* I ain't no fuckin bitch, Leander. I can carry my own damn bags *frowns*
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legacyshenanigans · 1 year
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Ominis being wicked💚
Leander: *bursting into Seb and Omi's room* One of you is going to get a slap! *frowns*
Sebastian: First of all, who do you think you're yelling at? Second of all, what the fuck are you talking about?
Leander: There's a unsavory rumour going around about me, and I KNOW it was one of you two playing your little games. Now.. WHO was it?
Ominis: *leaning back on his chair, putting his arms over the back of it, smirking at Leander* I can assure you Leander, neither of us would have to waste our time saying a damn word to make you look stupid..You do that all by yourself..
Leander: (?!)
Sebastian: *smirks*
Ominis: Now..Get. Out..
Leander: URGH! *leaves slamming the door*
Sebastian: *looks at Ominis* Was it you?
Ominis: .......
Sebastian: Ominis?
Ominis: *wicked playful grin* ...Maybe.
Sebastian: *bursts out laughing* I love it when you're like this.
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legacyshenanigans · 11 months
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Sebastian and Ominis having a VERY Drunk "best friend" moment 🤣💚
Ft. Leander, who came and butt in! 😤🤣
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legacyshenanigans · 1 year
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MC: *storms into the dorm room* URRRGH!!
Sebastian: *flinches* Woooah! Are you ok?
MC: Leander is fucking pissing me off! I lost at summoners court against him, and his insufferable gloating just WINDS me up!
Sebastian: Want me to kill him? Because I will, say the word.
MC: *chuckles* Jesus christ Sebastian, wouldn't go that far.
Sebastian: *chuckles, wanders over, putting his arms around her* want me to jinx him at lunch? Make everything he drinks taste like piss? *smiles wickedly*
MC: ....*smirks* Yes *giggles*
Sebastian: *giggles* Done *kisses her*
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legacyshenanigans · 11 months
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Arguments
Leander: You're going the right way for a fucking slap, Sallow!!
Sebastian: From who? You? HA! Don't make me laugh.
Leander: I'll slap you into next week!
Ominis: Prewett, you couldn't slap the dust off a moths wing! Shut up will you! *frowns*
Garreth: *Bursts out laughing*
Leander: Erm Garreth!? You're supposed to be my pal!
Garreth: Sorry, but that quick wit from Ominis was hilarious..
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legacyshenanigans · 1 year
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Hi I was thinking about Sebastian and Ominis drink potion from Garreth that supposed to make them look younger but turns out it make them be come 3 years old kid and MC have to take care of them. Could you write it.
Sorry for my English and I love all of your work it make me smile every time I read them
🥰🥰💞💞
This would be chaotic hahaha, sure I do a little something for this😊
And thank you so much for being here 💖
Child Nightmares💚
MC: WEASLEY!!!! *storming up the corridor holding the hands of little omi and little seb before standing them to one side and glaring at them* stay..
Garreth: Oh erm..*nervous chuckle* Hey..
MC: Dont fucking "Hey" me! What the HELL IS THIS?! *points at the kids*
Weasley: ....If it makes you feel any better it'll wear off in 12 hours?
MC: *narrows her eyes and grabs Garreth by the collar, pulling him closer to her* Well you better get in that potions class and make a potion that'll fix it NOW, because I'm not dealing with this for 12 hours they're driving me INSANE...
Garreth: *glances over to where seb and omi were stood and suddenly looks confused* Where are they?
MC: Oh sweet merlin *spins around, looking around*
Lil Seb: *jumping up and down on table laughing like a little shit, ripping up Leanders homework and blowing raspberries at him*
Leander: Oi ! You little f-
Lil Omi: *in a corner having found a cat and pets it*
Cat: *hisses at him and scratches his hand*
Lil Omi: *starts screaming and crying as he runs over to MC and grabs hold of her leg* Bad Kittyyyyyyyyyyy!! Kitty Hurt meeeeeeeeeeee!!!
MC: *deep sigh* Weasley...Weasley I'm gonna kill ya..I swear to merlin Garreth I'm gonna kill ya!!
Garreth: *panicked* I'll try and fix it! Ok?!
MC: *picks up Ominis and holds him* Stop crying Omi, it's OK.
Lil Omi: *sniffles*
MC: SEBASTIAN!!!!
Lil Seb: *who's now throwing books at Leander, before he looks over at MC*
MC: Come here!!!!
Lil Seb: *blows Leander one last raspberry before giggling and trotting over to MC, looking up at her with a "butter wouldn't melt" type face*
MC: Come on, we're going with Garreth, to help FIX this problem..Isn't that right GARRETH! *frowns at him*
Garreth: *another nervous laugh* Y-Yup.
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legacyshenanigans · 1 year
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Leander: Today's the day I tell you! I'll best Sebastian at a duel.
Sebastian: *smirking* Love the confidence..
Leander: *frowns* Stop being condescending you wanker.
Sebastian: *smirks wider*
Leander: I can feel it, today will be the day!! *smirks*
Ominis: I say, Prewett? Could you do me a favour and satisfy my curiosity?
Leander: I mean, I can try? What it is?
Ominis: Do you look as much of a fool as you sound ? *smirks*
Leander: (?!) *furrows brows*
Sebastian: Phahahha!
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legacyshenanigans · 1 year
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Leander: Sallow, you're annoying the hell out of me *frowns*
Sebastian: Fuck off Leander *frowns*
Leander: You kiss your mother with that mouth?!
Sebastian: My mums dead.
Leander: Oh...Shit
Sebastian: ...Yeah
Leander: I erm..Forgot...Sorry.
Sebastian: ...
Leander: ...
Sebastian: I'll kiss YOUR mother with this mouth though, a nice sloppy one, just how she likes it, and I'll have you calling me step-daddy by the end of the day *smirks*
Leander: Oh you prick! *furious* Shut up!!!
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legacyshenanigans · 1 year
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Sebastian: I need to test out this new wand on something.
Ominis: Perhaps there are some crates nearby? That you could cast levios-
Sebastian: *turns to Leander* Depulso!
Leander: *who was nearby goes FLYING into the fountain he was stood near* AAAGH!!??
Ominis: (?!)
Sebastian: *smiles at his new wand*
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legacyshenanigans · 1 year
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MC: *Bent over*
Leander: *staring, in his own world, not knowing Sebastian is stood right next to him*
Sebastian: *frowning* ...Enjoying the view?
Leander: *still in his own world* Yes..
Sebastian: *slaps him around the back of the head*
Leander: *snaps out of it* Ow!? Hey?!
Sebastian: *smirks* Stay in your lane Prewett.
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legacyshenanigans · 1 year
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Reactions to MC running up behind them and spanking them then running away💚
Sebastian:
MC: *spanks him and runs off*
Sebastian: OOF! Ha! *smirks as he chases after MC* I'll get you back for that!! You can't outrun me!
Ominis:
MC: *spanks him and runs off*
Ominis: *gasps* MC I KNOW that was you!! *starts trying to hunt her down* You can't hide forever! *smirks to himself* I'm coming for you!
Garreth:
MC: *spanks him and runs off*
Garreth: What the f- MC?! MC why are you running?! *chuckles* get back here! *chases after her*
Leander:
*MC would NEVER touch his behind in a million years* 🤣🤣
Amit:
MC: *spanks him and runs off*
Amit: *let's out a confused sqeak as he turns, watching MC run away, blushing* Ow *rubs his butt*
Everett:
MC: *spanks him and runs off*
Everett: *yells out* MC?! Wait! WAIT! W-Why did you do that?!
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legacyshenanigans · 1 year
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@isolight as per your request after our underwear conversation 👀🤣
(MC joined the lads on a walk to the lake, it was a warm day, and some of them decided to go for a swim, stripping down to their underpants, MC watched with curiosity as she sat on the edge, dipping her feet in, with Ominis next to her)
Amit: *wearing a pair of navy blue slightly baggy silk boxers* These pants will be ruined..But I really want to go for a dip, oh well *chuckles and jumps in*
Sebastian: I wasn't expecting to be going for a dip today, and being in my underwear, and if anyone laughs, I'm throwing hands *chuckles as he pulls down his trousers, revealing fitted dark grey boxers with little green snakes on them*
MC: *giggles*
Garreth: *chuckles*
Sebastian: Listen Weasley, MC bought them for me, and I love them, so shut up *smirks*
Garreth: *kicks off his trousers, revealing a pair of fitted light grey boxers with a red waist band* god, I need this! *dives into the cool water*
Sebastian: *smirks over to MC, still on land at this point, almost like he was giving her a little show before he got into the water*
MC: *blushes and smiles at him giggling*
Everett: is it cold Amit?
Amit: Not too bad, come on Everett *smiles*
Everett: *takes off his trousers, revealing the tightest of tighty whities*
Sebastian: Jesus christ.
Leander: Baaahaha!
Everett: What?!
Garreth: Nothing, you do you, Everett *smirks*
Everett: Oh be quiet! All of you! *wanders into the water*
Sebastian: *waits until Garreth is close enough, then dives in on top of him, pushing him under for a moment while laughing*
Garreth: *pops up with a gasp* Sallow you fool!
Sebastian: *laughs*
Leander: *takes off his trousers, revealing Baggy brown boxers with the most hideous, BAD knitted jumper kinda pattern on them*
Sebastian: Those are the ugliest fucking pants I have EVER seen *laughs*
MC: Jeez Leander *laughs loudly* What ARE those?!
Leander: *frowns* shut-up!!
Garreth: *chuckles* sorry Leander, you're my friend, but those are....Different.
Everett: *giggles*
Leander: What are YOU laughing at? With your tiny little tight whites!
Everett: Would rather wear these than those.
Amit: *chuckles*
Leander: *quickly jumps in, embarrassed*
Garreth: Aw come on Leander *playful splashes him*
Leander: Dont talk to me *moody look*
MC: *turns to Ominis* out of curiosity, what's your underwear like? *smirks*
Ominis: *smooth chuckle* tsk tsk MC..But, if you must know, it's the ones you always say you like on me *smirks*
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legacyshenanigans · 1 year
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House of Gaunt🐍
Ominis brings Seb,Garreth, and Leander to his home. They're all hanging out in the garden.
Leander: *showing off with some spells and arrogantly talking about how hes the best*
Garreth: *chuckling*
Sebastian: *rolls his eye's*
Ominis: *shaking his head*
Marvolo: *who's doing something nearby, looking at him with a stink face* Ominis..
Ominis: *looks over in his direction* What?
Marvolo: *parceltongue* This fucking red is incredibly annoying...
Ominis: *chuckles speaking in Parceltongue back* I know..But we're working on a project together, we're just waiting for nightfall before we go into the forest, what we need only blooms at night. He won't be here long, try and control yourself Marvolo. And let's be honest. Your arrogance isn't much better *smirks*
Marvolo: *parceltongue* Touché brother..Touché *smooth chuckle*
Sebastian: What did he say?
Ominis: *whispers to Sebastian*
Sebastian: *chuckles* The only thing he's ever said, that I agree with..
Garreth: (?)
Leander: *looks over at Marvolo*
Marvolo: *giving him the stink eye*
Leander: Do you have a problem?
Sebastian: *eyes widen*
Ominis: Leander. Leave it.
Marvolo: *narrows his eyes and approaches Leander with a wicked grin*
Leander: *big gulp as he suddenly regrets what he said*
Marvolo: Perhaps..Why? *smirks* You want to square up and do something about it?
Leander: I..Erm..No.
Marvolo: Shame.. I was itching for a fight *chuckles and turns to ominis, speaking parceltongue again* A coward too Ominis, such company you keep.. *walks away*
Ominis: *small chuckle*
Garreth: He..Didn't say anything nasty about ME did he?
Ominis: No Garreth, you're safe *smirks* Leander though..
Leander: *panicked expression* I didnt- I mean- it's not that I- ....urgh.
Sebastian: *cheeky grin*
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legacyshenanigans · 11 months
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Any reason to give Leander a slap 🤣
Sebastian: We need to get this group project finished lads.
Leander: *calmy speaking* Well, I think we-
Sebastian: *bitch slaps him across the face* Leander! Will you calm down! We'll get it done!!!
Leander: (?!) *holding his own cheek, confused*
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legacyshenanigans · 1 year
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On an easter egg hunt💚
Leander: How do you expect to win Sallow? *smug chuckle* You have Ominis on your side for an easter egg hunt, how much help could he be when he cannot see?
Sebastian: Shut the hell up Leander *frowns*
Ominis: I'll have you know Prewett, I have the nose of a bloodhound, I'll sniff out those chocolate eggs, mark my words *frowns*
Leander: Oh? *laughs* I highly doubt that.
Sebastian: *turns to ominis* What are you smelling right now Ominis?
Ominis: *sniff sniff* Well, Sebastian, I'm getting whiffs of Leanders little bitch energy. It's rather potent, I must say *smug smirk*
Leander: *frowns*
Sebastian: *laughing*
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