do you ever just scream like
“AND IF IT’S NOT A FUCKING OUTRAGE WHAT’S IT ALL ABOUT BABE ? NOW IT’S ONE ON ONE. GREAT BRITAIN’S GONNA TELL YA WHERE IT ALL WENT WRONG. AND THEN CARRY ON”
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As long as I'm your hooker (Back up and turn around)
As long as I'm your hooker (Hands on the ground)
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Was I just an idea you like? A convenient use of time, with obedient blue eyes
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DO YOU KNOW I COULD BREAK BENEATH THE WEIGHT
OF THE GOODNESS, LOVE, I STILL CARRY FOR YOU
THAT I'D WALK SO FAR JUST TO TAKE
THE INJURY OF FINALLY KNOWING YOU
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Eddie who goes to the same supermarket cause they always play his favorite music and he promises himself he will befriend whoever is in charge of the music cause they have the best taste.
Steve who works at that same supermarket, has an embarrassing crush on Eddie and gets in trouble for putting on metal music every time Eddie comes to the store.
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Jonathan, mild-mannered solicitor gone feral vampire-slayer, locking eyes with The Count as he slits his throat: Consider your contract with Hawkins & Harker... 🤏😎 fully executed.
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