Jurassic Park theory the dinosaurs did that bc they came back wrong (bald)
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Because I semi-started this discourse on Twitter, I'm bringing it here.
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girls go to mars to get cool scars boys go to venus to suck more penis
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I call myself a trans man, bc explaining that I feel like a man and a women and a bug all at once is too complicated to explain to people.
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*reading a label on the back of a product*
"trans fat"
gets so h ard I pass out
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Is it too much to ask to be turned into a snail and returned to the bog
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The desire to be friends with my mutuals vs the truth of my chronic exhaustion and only having energy to maintain a few friendships
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some loser: humans are innately selfish creatures
my psych book:
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When I’m scrolling through a blog and see they reblogged one of my posts
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people on this website be like “it’s actually school’s fault that i don’t know how to read because i wanted to write my essay on the divergent trilogy and that BITCH mrs. clarkson made us study 1984 instead. anyway here’s a 10 tweet thread of easily disproven misinformation about a 3 year old news story and btw, who is toni morrison?”
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