BREAKING NEWS: Zuckerberg holding hostages for money? So far the only victim that has reached out for help is an anonymous southern boomer. This and more on tonights KLIL news at 10:00, now we'll go to Gary for the weather.
Gary? Where'd you go?
I knew I should have warned him about the bobcat in the alley.
Minor technical difficulties folks. Someone should be back with the weather soon.
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Ūropi (Europe)
Ūropi, also known by its indigenous name “Europe”, meaning “wide-gazing” or “broad of aspect”, is a small continent first discovered in 1806 by Moehanga of Ngāpuhi, although indigenous Europeans had been living there for many thousands of years. Modern researchers believe the indigenous Europeans originally migrated from the Middle East, and over time split into separate tribes or “kingdoms,” with many retaining their ancient rangatira (called “monarchs” or “nobility”) to this day.
While many see Ūropi as timeless and exotic, indigenous Europeans have actually adapted well to the modern economy, often exporting cultural products like baguettes and vodka, the former of which may be recognisable as the basis for bánh mì.
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[making a post in the 1950s] I'm pretty sure most women turn out normal and have a tolerable relationship with their husbands so if you think "most husbands are abusive" then I feel like we've reached a point where that word is not really very useful
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Source
Source
New York Times headline today vs.
The Onion’s headline from Nov.
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