#salad kiss kiss mwah mwah

[dreemurr-skelememer]

warm-ups turned into brainrotting abt my pj variant

#salad kiss kiss mwah mwah #undertale #paperjam #salad #separate tag for my scrunkly #sans #error sans #ink sans #utmv #undertale au #kia doodles shit #paperjam utmv #paperjam utau #paperjam undertale #other pj tags......

[daenystheedreamer]

I don't get the insane shipping wars over who ends up with Jon. I think it's pretty clear he won't end up with a love interest, will be back in the far north, and whether he ever gets married or has a family will be left ambiguous/open ended and this is all under the assumption ADOS will ever be published which is, highly unlikely, at this point lmao.

mmmm i agree a lot! while love is intrinsic to jon's story, ygritte is really the only love interest who has like truly impacted him she defines his love life. he really is devoid of like 'shipping' aside from her. everyone else is speculative or has a different narrative purpose, like how val is there to contrast jon's choices vs what he could have had if he'd taken stannis' offer, or how melisandre's weird shit with him is just to add to her own weirdness than to add any sort of real tension. sansa and arya are his sisters and whatever you can play all you want have all the fun you want! i like smashing barbie dolls together i like jonsatin! but bffr its not gonna happen.

only thing i disagree with is im not making any predictions about his endgame (romantic or otherwise) since obviously daenerys and jon are gonna have some kind of relationship. but yeah i tend to think the show has the bare bones of it, he went north unmarried. i think people just get caught up in their barbie doll fun and forget that like, canon doesn't really matter. you dont have to fight over what is more canon because yeah, we're probably never getting an ending and also its just fun! we can have fun.

jk branderson will finish the series when grrm kicks it and jon is gonna be the new targaryen king of westeros (dany marries sansa and rules the independant north) but instead of doing incest he will legalise gay marriage and satin will be his prince consort and everyone lives and feudalism and monarchy stay but its like feminist now so the wheel is broken ♡

#sorry for the word salad i cant get my thoughts coherent like everyone else can i just sorta #throw up on the post and hope you get what i mean #thank you for the ask anon!! kissing u hugging u mwah #ask #anonymous #its only 9:30 but this im already posting with a 2am brain

[radioprune]

i didn’t reblog the post but I think my red flag is how much I fuckin love a “dudes talking” podcast

#quizzes and games an added bonus but three bean salad is like the quintessential thing that I’m into. for instance #and hello internet in its heyday? mwah chef kiss #i love you follow up I love you jingles I love you running jokes I love you mornington crescent

[strangerstilinski]

edible consumed! cauliflower crust pizza in my lap! a wee caesar salad with an obscene amount of parmesan on top in my stomach already!!

sorry for shouting but the vibes r good mwah mwah kisses to you ALL xxxx 😚😚 here!! 😚😙 take them!!

#aly's personal trash

[nobodyinfart]

more caring than the carebears~

hello!! this took so long that i am a little embarrassed HAHAHA,, hope you guys enjoy~~ mwah :3

masterlist

description: caretakers deserve all the love, period.

category: imagine

type: fluff

characters mentioned: aether, bennett, thoma x gn! reader

aether :3

he finds your care so heart-warming, he usually isn't coddled since he is seen as the independent and capable type

not that he doesn't like it, of course

so when you take the initiative to take care of him, like how you usually make lunchboxes for him, he feels so touched

you even make sure to include a balanced diet, with vegetables and snacks and carbs to give him enough energy throughout the day!!

he is so proud that he often shows off to his peers and sister of your creations

"oh my gosh, is that teriyaki?!" aether hisses as he swats at lumine's chopsticks, throwing a glare over at lumine's pouting face. "yes, but it's mine!" humming, the precious baby continues munching on his lunch while admiring your handicraft. today's set was another spectacular one, teriyaki chicken with steaming white rice, accompanied by an onsen egg at the corner and a salad topped with the perfect amount of dressing.

he was practically squirming with excitement when you smiled and offered his meal of the day. he thought that he would get less flustered after you continued giving the weekly food. however, seeing how shy he gets accepting the bento box doesn't seem to change. even as he is in classes, he can't help wondering what this week's bento is gonna look like, completely in glee and excited.

some days, he even daydreams on if he would be able to see you cook it in person one day, with an apron tied behind your back. or maybe that you would sneak him bites as you are cooking, his puppy dog eyes leaving you helpless as you chuckle, saying that he would be too full to eat afterwards,,, maybe a kiss would change your mind and another piece would be given~~

lumine sees her brother in a daze and sighs, knowing that you are the cause of his distracted state. 'being the middle man is hard,' she shook her head as she succeeded in stealing a piece of the teriyaki. the number of texts she has received from you, panicking over the silliest things are absurd. even, just as she was thinking about it, a buzz sounded.

simp: DOES HE LIKE IT?? IS THE ONSEN EGG UGLY!!

lumi: don't be ridiculous,, he is practically in heaven rn~~

'you better confess soon, brother' she huffs as aether snaps out of his daze and started complaining about the missing piece of chicken, the twins getting into a petty fight over food, once again.

bennett :3

he is super thankful he knows an angel

he always feels wrong since you often take care of his injuries when he gets hurt (which is very often, by the way)

from classes, co-curricular activities and daily life, the list is bloody endless

our poor bennett shouldn't be, but part of him even looks forward to getting injuries, just to enjoy the gentle caresses of his crush's hands on his bruises or the concern at his old scars, you rubbing them as he tries to convince you that they don't hurt

he adores the way you cup his cheeks to softly scold him with soft stern eyes, but his favourite part definitely is the tender hug he receives as a 'quick healing remedy', you softly press him closer, letting him enjoy your soft embrace and the comforting scent you emit

he notes the smell as you give him a hug for a speedy recovery, the faint smell of detergent never being more soothing to him than those moments

then, you give him a smile while ruffling his hair, telling him to please be more careful

he does the opposite, though, just to get care from his favourite nurse :DD

"benny!! again?!" you huffed as he could only chuckle nervously sitting in the infirmary once again. his knee has a slight gash, bloody enough to even stain his uniform and trail down to his ankle. honestly, you wonder how his body hasn't given up yet. he could only shrug and allow you to treat his wound, flinching a little at the antiseptic. you try to wrap it gently, as for the bandage to not apply pressure onto his gash, carefully watching the wound while he watches you. your eyes are focused, yet the way you are so receptive to his pain shows your concern, making him feel warm inside.

"all done!! make sure to take care of it and apply medicine every couple of hours," you continue on to explain each and every step, turning around to place the medkit back into the drawer. despite being all patched up, benny still kicks his feet, almost as if waiting for something. you tilt your head, eyes squinting in confusion as you make a face, wondering what he was waiting for. his face flushes, suddenly being bashful as he sticks his hands out for his remedy. his emerald eyes turn towards the ground, unwilling to look at you, thus it took him off guard as you nestle him into you.

"make sure to be careful, okay? your body may be able to take it, but you need to take care of yourself ya," you mutter, anxious and unconsciously holding him tighter. often, you worry for the poor boy, constantly getting injuries. the way he is still so happy-go-lucky leaves your heart soft, the same way how his smile leaves you weak.

bennett 'mmhhms' at your concern, sliently enjoying the way your hands caress his back and the warmth of your arms enveloping him. he wishes he had the courage to tell you of his feelings, yet he is shy. 'why do i even start??' our patient wonders, as he struggles to work out a plan to woo you...

as the both of you separate, you gather up some courage to whisper a sly remark in his ear "don't think i didn't know that you come to me rather than go to the nurse, it's almost like you want to see me~~". you almost can sense the heat from his red ears alone, leaving you a touch mischievous and adoring. with that remark, you leave the poor boy to suffer and squirm, an unknowing smirk on your face,,

god, he loves the caring side of you, yes he does. but, that cunning smirk is causing flips in his stomach never felt before,, the way you look so sly and up to no good, makes him feel so shy. he begins devising his 'woo the lover' plan on that infirmary bed, emerald eyes as bright as his blush. he imagines that same slyness when you steal kisses from him, a lulling voice that is so sticky and needy, convincing him that kisses are the best remedy. god, he can't wait for the remedy hugs to evolve to kisses soon~~

thoma :3

now, let's be honest, there isn't much you do that thoma could not already

hell, he may even do it better, since he does it way too often (that that you suck of course)

but, that does not mean he does not feel anything when he sees you peel fruits for your friends to munch on during your lunch break

your gentle hands grip the apple with purpose, carefully holding the knife to peel the skin off the apples and cut them into adorable bunny slices

thoma feels so soft, watching you care for everyone around you, ensuring that they drink plenty of water and eat well

like an angel 🥺🥺

however, he definitely thinks that for you to care so much about others, you must have had an occasion where you overlooked yourself

because of this, he often worries over you~

have you eaten enough?? what about hydration?? why do you look more lethargic than usual??

so don't act so surprised when a lunch box with a full-blown meal presents itself in your locker, accompanied by a huge water bottle

the food is always piping hot, almost as if it was just made, almost like your food giver was a member of the home econs club (wink wink)

inside also includes a cute note, that reminds you to take care of yourself too, and that you deserve all the love and care you could possibly have

ps: he always hides to see your sweet smile and shy laugh, as all your friends flash knowing eyes and plead to know who this sweet angel is

“another one??! what’s written on the note now??” your group of friends almost topple one another to catch a glimpse of the handwritten note. you could only laugh and flush, reading through the thoughtful words.

‘exams are coming up, don’t pull so many allnighters and make sure to get proper rest!! today’s meal is a little special, enjoy~~’ your eyes widened as you hurriedly unwrapped the furoshiki to reveal....

the most gorgeous strawberry shortcake you have seen in your life. the strawberries glistened in a light syrup and the whole cake had accents of pink with white cream, you swear that you have lost your breath in that very moment. the closest friend gasp, completely in awe at the masterpiece, whispering about how you have to give the food angel a kiss for this one,,

your other friends open the second container, cooing at the shaped onigiri, calling the dog shape adorable. one of your friends sighed, playfully chiding that your romeo would make such a good malewife~~

behind your group, a certain blonde is flushed red at the constant compliments, loving that his acts of service brought you so much joy. seeing your awe-filled grin was enough payment for him as he scampered off to the clubroom, thoma is sure that your happiness is seeping into his bones, completely bringing up his mood. maybe if he stayed a little longer, he would have realised that his cover was finally blown. a knowing smile lingered on your lips as you eye the leaving figure, a plan forming in your head to give him a taste of his own medicine - where you surprised him with a bento of his own and that kiss promised for your food angel~~

#nobody's works #genshin x reader #genshin impact x reader #genshin impact #aether x reader #bennett x reader #thoma x reader #genshin imagines #genshin fluff #genshin impact fluff #aether #bennett #thoma

[milogreer]

davey, angel and damien for character bingoooo!

DAVEY BINGOOO :) i could go into heavy detail - AND I WILL. i WILL go into heavy detail!

i’m actually surprised they only have one common denominator across the board, i thought they’d share more! they’re all blorbo by proxy bc they’re courtney’s faves - ofc i love them too tho!!

if going by courtney’s angel i would’ve picked “that’s a solid design” / “i fuck with this aesthetic bc his angel is the cutest but i was trying to stay neutral 🤧 damien and davey tho?? SOLID. tsundere fire elemental who keeps everything bottled up as tight as possible so as to not perpetuate hot-headed stereotypes? grumpy alpha werewolf who is actually super sentimental and loves his pack so so much? solid.

davey and angel both got “literally i would kiss them” and “i want to bite them” bc if they ever need a third i am available.

damien got “everyone else is wrong about them” not bc i see a lot of bad takes but bc if i see One then it sticks with me =_= also sorry for the salad spinner one. i just think he needs it

damien and angel: bastards. the childhood friends headcanon has a lot to do with this i think. picture with me the outcome of angel taking non-canon BA damien’s “don’t get mad, get even” stance. i rest my case

FANDOM IS SO MEAN TO ANGEL. NO CAR ACCIDENTS FOR THEM PLEASE :(

to be honest i don’t know what “a beast unleashed” means exactly but i think it’s davey. perhaps

umm that’s it :) mwah thank you

#asks #anon #davey #angel #damien #character bingo

[onward--upward]

wip wednesday <3

what's this? Q? participating in something i was tagged in? shocking!! thank you for tagging me @cowboy-buddie !! <3 anyways here is a little bit of spec about eddie potentially going on dates <3 enjoy

Buck is on babysitting duty. 

That’s a dumb way to put it – he’s hanging out with Christopher, which he does all the time anyway. It’s not a job, he’s not being paid, he’s just hanging out with his favourite kid. Supervising. Making sure he doesn’t eat too much popcorn and letting him kick Buck’s ass at video games. All regular parts of his life. 

But today is still different. Because this time, Eddie is on a date. 

“No smashed salad bowls this time, kiddo?” Buck had teased Christopher, once they’d watched Eddie back out the door, clad in a dark button-down and his brown jacket. He was wearing cologne – Buck had noticed it when he’d come over to the couch to drop a kiss on Christopher’s curls. He’d ruffled Buck’s hair, too, teasing and soft and affectionate, and it felt so strange that he was leaving and not coming to sit on the couch with them, the warmth of his body tucked up along Buck’s side. 

“No,” Christopher had said, focused on their characters on the screen, tongue poking out of the corner of his mouth in concentration in a way that was all Eddie. “I just want dad to be happy.” 

And, look: Buck is supposed to be happy about this, too. He’s supposed to be happy that his best friend is in a better place, that he’s trying to move on. That he’s taking steps to find someone that’s going to make him happy. But here’s the thing: he’s not.

i am very Late to this once again <3 so i tag any of yall who want to participate MWAH

#wip wednesday #tag games #my writing #911 fox

[1004tyun-archive]

my sweet mommy 🥺 i hope you’re sleeping well and charging yourself back up <3 i wanted to talk about our video call again 🥹🩷

you looked so beautiful (as you always do~) and felt so cozy i kept thinking about how i should’ve been there with you so we could be cozy together 🥺🥺🩷 petting your hair and having you pet my hair was the softest i’ve ever felt 🥺🥹🩷🩷 i’ve told more of my friends about you and it feels so liberating, i finally get to talk about my girlfriend more 🥹🥹🩷 aaaaah i love you so much 🥹🩷 i keep bringing you up fhsjfndn like “omg i told crystal this and she reacted like this and omg and she said this and that” dhsbfbdbf 🥹🩷🩷

hehehehe i feel so happy to be with you my girlfriend is the sweetest ever >\\\\< 🩷🩷 i can’t wait to see what you have to say about it in your recap 🥺🩷

today is raining so hard during the day and i don’t know if it will in the night ;; i wish it did in the night instead of during the day so that i could feel cozy and imagine we are cuddling together 🥺🩷🩷 i didn’t get to make anything for myself because of lack of time but i’m having a burger ;3; i don’t know why it reminds me of your favorite bakery and all the sandwiches 🤭🩷 i’m so curious i need to taste one and i’d love to have it with you!! <3

i’m so happy this moodboard came to my mind immediately as you sent me the princessy taehyun pictures 🥹🥹 i hope you like it!! 🥺🥺🩷

mommy should always rest well, so i hope you’re sleeping peacefully 😚🩷 i love you so much mwah mwah <3

my sweet baby 🥺🥺🩵 i slept so well i feel like my battery has been sufficiently charged 😚🩵 i like to think it was thanks to the cherry crystal moony sent along with thinking about your headpats 🥺🥺 <33

it’s so funny bc our reactions during our video call reminded me of our first ever call 🥺 i felt so nervous about you seeing me during our video call bc i hadn’t washed my face or done anything with my hair but at the end of it that really didn’t matter bc all i could focus on was you 🥺🥺 you were so beautiful (like always~) your pretty brown eyes have been stuck on my mind it keeps making me think of breakin my heart by mint condition (bc i never have a proper thought i just think in song lyrics djshsh)

🥺 i wanted to be there with you so badly i wanted to hug you from behind djshhs i can’t stop thinking about you telling me you imagined huffing me from behind and kissing my cheek like >///< 🩵🩵 it’s making me blush as i type this out~ i want to be in your arms so badly

baby that makes me so so happy 😭😭😭 i told another one of my friends about us and they’re so happy for me and for us 🥺🥺🩵 i love talking about you so much 🥺 everything makes me think of you i see you in the world around me 🥺🥺🩵 i really do have the sweetest loveliest girlfriend ever~

hehe i hope you liked the recap 🤭🤭🤭🩵

also rainy nights >>> rainy days i’m so glad we agree on that 😌😌 i wanna cuddle you while we listen to the rain 🥺 i hope your burger was good!! idk what i’m gonna do for food today other than pancake time later >< omfg yes we should get *that* chicken salad sandwich from my fave bakery and split it we’d probably still have enough food for the week just from that sandwich alone 😭😭😭

oooh such a pretty moodboard (almost as pretty as my baby 🥺🥺🩵🩵)

my baby should stay healthy and safe, always 🥺🥺🥺🩵 i love you so so much my love~

#i’m imaging we’re cuddling in my bed right now >//< #i want you here so badly 😭😭😭 #i’m talking about you to my cat rn he’s such an ally 🥺🫶🏾 #cherry bear 🍒

[kalijhomentethi]

a nod. yes, she is sure. her salad is enough. (she got them for akali)

she grants the dancer a look that might already be rather familiar to kai'sa. her eyes resemble a puppy's as she slowly pulls the box of nuggets even closer to herself, as if giving her a chance to take the statement back. okay. this is the rapper's, then. salad for her bokkie, and some nuggies for akali. it's a small gesture, but akali can't help the way her smile brightens even more. is she red? maybe. kai'sa knows she loves nuggets. she loves kai'sa even more.

she leans in for a kiss. mwah.

#🥺🥺🥺 #HI 'she got them for akali' made me AAAA #ic #popstar verse #voidhunting | kai’sa. my love; my heart; my home. my firefly that lights up my whole world. #voidhunting

[elmaxlys]

Donato for the opinion character (I don’t know him but I’ve got the feeling you need to tell us how you feel about him 🤔/hj)

Skskdjdldhdk ye a h that's the truest thing about me ever and always thank you for asking about him mwah mwah mwah <3333

And we got a bingo!

Salad spinner as sort of because the salad spinner is my brain. I would never put him in an actual salad spinner. I love him too much for that and also he would destroy me so hard if I tried..

The projection thing as sort of because my brain works in mysterious ways idk either

The fandom is so mean as sort of because the non Clowns fans either ignore his existence or hate him. I only count the hatred as mean. Can't be mean if you don't actually know he exist, ya feel?

I would kiss him as sort of because it's probably assumed a kiss on the mouth or of the romantic sort but I'd kiss him on the cheek because he's my dad 😌❤️

THE THING TO REMEMBER IS THAT I'M THE ONLY PERSON RIGHT ABOUT HIM. I'm the only person who can read canon properly and anyone who think he's dead can get a new pair of brains, maybe that'd help. Hence why I didn't check I'm ignoring canon. It's just that I know canon better than everyone in this hell fandom.

And as a final note, because I feel I don't day this enough: I LOVE HIM. SO SO MUCH.

#thank you <3 #clown of my life #if you still don't know him by now... must mean i don't talk about him enough >:)

[lovphobic]

prev post salad is so fuckig good though. like im so basic about it iceburg lettuce shredded cheese catalina dressing MWAH chefs kiss that shit is so fuckig good. and at restaurants when they put the little eggs on it?? YUM?. i dont like croutons though. or baby tomatoes. and i havent done it in a while but bacon bits is also good on salad.

i would die for salad.

#see i cant post shit like this on twitter somene would call me 51 types of ableist

[gavinsmg24]

Hehe!! Princess… I love you so much. The fact that your different but the same. Just makes me want you again someday I want everything you were and are and will be. But specifically. I read your post. Was smiles that you eat salad and snacks on break (and that you get a break) then I was like okay I love my baby so of course imma see what face off is. But some 1997 movie came up lol but I was like. Nooo it’s gotta be a show. Found it. Bam! An elimination series with a cool skill! I love that :,+) if we were together I know we’d watch that. It started with cakes I think. Then we had ink master and glad blowing. Forget in fire is good. We dabbled in survivor. And those care repair shows. And now a special makeup one! That’s also cool bcuz your good with make up so I bet you could do stuff like that! I havent seen but I assume face challenges. Like tattoo. Anyways! Mwah mwah! Kisses! Made me think of you!

[orionangeline]

Ah yes, the twenty something salad, one of the to ever, to be sure

Chopped up taquitos, shredded lettuce, grated cheese, hot sauce, and sour cream, all paired with a lovely choccy milk

10/10 mwah chef's kiss people will ask if you're stoned (I'm not but you could be it's just not part of the recipe)

#this is gonna hurt my tummy #but its tasty #in a school lunch kinda way #the im too old to eat plain taquitos for a meal type meal #food mention #a culinary delight

[angelbaby-fics]

I read your last post and i raise you this Loki being in a silly goofy mood while play with reader and just puts his head on readers tummy while reader is just giggling

<3333 ps i love you and your writings mwah

A/N: omg i LOOOOOVE this idea!!!!! i can picture it so well in my head 💕💕 sorry this is so short, i’ve really had a bit of a headache all day 😣 but i still wanted to write a little something for this because it made me so happy 💕💕💕

Loki sees the opportunity to give you a taste of your own medicine when he enters the living room to see you sprawled on the couch, attention fixed on the tv.

“Hello little one, may I cuddle with you?” He knew your answer every time but still insisted on asking.

You reached up your arms and straightened your back a bit, expecting Loki to pick you up and cradle you in his arms before settling back down on the couch. Instead, he surprised you by crawling over to you, wrapping his arms around your waist and nuzzling near your belly button. You threw your head back in a fit of laughter but Loki shushed you through a smile.

“Shhh darling, I’m listening to your tummy!”

You giggled again but let him continue.

“I hear some macaroni and cheese….. oh there’s that fruit salad and-” his head shot up to make eye contact, feigning a look of shock “-what's that? I hear a cookie in here? How did that get there?”

Your laughter stopped; how did he know? You stared at him for a moment before he dropped his head, peppering kisses over your tummy and making you dissolve into giggles again.

#little!reader #loki x little reader #loki x little!reader #daddy!loki #daddy!loki x little!reader #agere fic

[what-do-1000-swords-look-like]

So there's definitely seven things I took note of for this scene just off the top of my head:

1) Buck never makes eye contact with Ana, not directly. It's almost as if she isn't there. And that's not Buck. It's also very odd since we hear Buck say later in this episode that he thought things were going great with Eddie and Ana and we saw them have that brief phone exchange in 4x14 and then her being at the welcome home party he obviously organized. (I mean, I get why the show is doing it but I am curious as to what Buck's official justification is for this, especially since this is your best buddy's girlfriend who your buddy may or may not be taking the next step with and it's getting serious) It made sense that Buck didn't interact with Shannon in season 2 but it makes absolutely no sense now that he's not interacting with Ana especially after the shooting and the legal guardian reveal.

2) Ana's laughs in this scene where Buck is involved sound fake and forced to me

3) Eddie is in a bubble which is why he didn't think to introduce Ana to Ravi - she's not there for him in that moment after seeing Buck and Christopher interact and then watching Christopher interact with Ravi and hearing Buck's joke, so he misses the usual social cue

4) Buck immediately looks to Eddie to gauge his reaction when Christopher says "Not yet":

5) when Eddie kisses Ana's cheek he makes the same 'mwah' sound he does with Christopher - first Abuela type kisses, now Christopher - come on, man

6) there are three types of salads Ana brings: 1) bean salad; 2) tuna salad; 3) salad salad -- bean salad makes me think of beans (and even though I know these are different types of beans) it immediately makes me think back to the old West when cowboys ate that on the trail; tuna salad makes me think of 'many different fish in the sea'; and salad salad makes me think of a third option, that it's just regular salad -- the bean salad and tuna salad are in one bag & the other salad is in a bag by itself -- Eddie is the one to bring them up the stairs after Ana hands them to him -- this literally is symbolic of choices being presented to Eddie: Buck, Ana, or just himself (which honestly, as much as I want Buddie to happen, until things end with Taylor and Eddie stops trying to deny and repress and force things, this might not be a bad idea rn, just sayin') -- "I don't want these things to wilt" (because the choice has yet to be made, oh this universe is coming for you Eddie, it's coming for you strong)

7) both Buck and Eddie are smiling down at Christopher while Ravi waits to be introduced to Ana, neither of them making a move to do so (I'm telling you, BUBBLE):

Without saying it explicitly, the writers are literally showing us just what works for Eddie and what doesn't. Unfortunately for Ana, she's in the latter group. Which is why I think we get Buck later telling Eddie to stop forcing it and to let her go if she's not what he wants.

This scene is very loud.

#911 5x02 #buddie #buddipher #buck x eddie #911 fox #christopher diaz has two dads #911posts #eddieana mention

[buchananssmolbean]

Job Thief

Pairing: Dilf!Doctor!Domestic!Bucky x Reader

Word Count: 1066

Warnings: Fluff, injuries, wheelchairs

A/N: this is for @smuttybucky ‘s 1K!! hope you all enjoy! as always, reblogs are appreciated, same with comments, likes, and so on and so forth. mwah!

Summary: After moving to your new town, you only friend happens to be a handsome, tall, brooding customer with shiny blue eyes that you just can’t resist. Apparently he’s quite fond himself.

"In again?"

"Gotta get myself distracted, Sweetheart."

You exhaled a shaken breath as your chest bound itself with oxygen tightly. "And I finished your recommendation."

It was no secret to any regular at the little shindig you'd brought up that Bucky was—with great pining idiocy—a flirt. It was also no secret that you had fallen for his, somehow, boyish charms.

"Oh yeah? And? What'dya think?"

"I think I'll stick to sci-fi."

You scowled at the man, admiring his broad shoulders while he had his back turned to you, muscle almost visible through expensive vicuña and cashmere (it was a 60:40 mix of fabric). You'd attempted to get him out of his reader's comfort zone for months now, but he insisted that his taste was "far too elite".

"You're dressed nicely today. Hot date?" Your heart burned at the thought of Bucky sitting across from some beautifully dressed model.

"Yeah. Her name's Becs, and I gotta school dance to take 'er to. I couldn't exactly wear scrubs."

Oh, how you wished you could see Bucky dancing about with his daughter, having to crouch down to her level in order to even step without dragging the poor girl.

"How is Rebecca? It's been so long."

"Because you're a workaholic and keeping refusing my dinner requests," he said, grinning when "The Hobbit" flashed in front of his eyes. "It's absurd for me to barge into your meal when I can't even cook anything to bring."

You started up on his usual order, iced coffee, black, quarter spoon of sugar (stevia if he where being fancy, because "Insulin spikes, ya know?").

He approached the counter slowly, and your breath hitched when his diamond gaze latched onto your's with such a sweetness, you could've sworn a tear trickled from your eye.

"I really liked the greek salad you brought over that one time."

That one time. The last time, too. "Come over again, Y/N," he sighed. "Becca wants to see you again."

Man, you wanted to see Becca too, but how would that look? Did you really want to make everything awkward if something were to go wrong?

"I'll see you in a few days, Bucky."

"Later, Doll." He kissed your cheek, some underlying sorrow in the softness of his lips. Still, your cheeks tinged the colour of pomegranate seeds.

Now... this. This was not what you'd expected. This is... bad. This is really, really bad. There was absolutely no way that you could call upon Bucky when he could still be at that dance with his daughter... but there was also no way that you were going to call the ambulance. Being new to the town, it's not like you'd gathered a big group of friends. Between working and feeding yourself, you just hadn't found the time.

"Hello?" The sound of his voice alleviated your senses, if only for a moment. You pressed the phone into your cheek.

"Hi... it's—"

"Y/N! Did you change your mind about dinner? We're just heading home now, so if you want—"

"HI, Y/N!" Rebecca shouted, from what you could tell was the back seat of Bucky's BMW. "Hi, Rebecca." You tried to giggle convincingly.

"Hey, so, if you'd like to come over, I could always give you a ride.

"Listen, Bucky. I would love to have dinner with you, but... that’s actually not why I called."

Bucky's end of the phone stayed silent, aside from Becs clicking her tongue and flicking the clean windows.

"Do you... have any doctor friends nearby the shop?"

"What?"

"I said—"

"I know what you said," you could hear the suspicious tone he used. "but why on earth would you need to see any of my colleagues?"

"Can you—would you mind turning me off of speaker phone for a minute?"

"Daddy, I gon' go to da kid's section!"

"Okay, Baby. Just down wander off too far, okay?" Bucky smiled at his daughter for a second before she was running—with two left feet—to the fourth aisle of the bookshop. Granted, it wasn't very big.

"We have to go to the hospital."

"No, Bucky—"

"You fell off of a ladder, and now you're feeling nauseous. I have to make sure you're alright."

"Can't you do that from here?"

"Come on, Doll." He dragged on your arm, under your shoulder, pulling you to walk along with him. A pounding in your head and a ringing in your ears drowned out whatever he was saying to Becca before your eyes went drowsy.

"Just a mild concussion. You'll be okay, but you'll need to take a couple of weeks off of work. Do you have anyone at home who can care for you? Maybe a husband, or close family member?"

"Yes." you lied.

"She'll be staying with us, Cynthia. Thank you for all of your help."

Before you had a chance to deny, Cynthia was busy hugging Bucky. “It’s nothing. This is my job, James.” You heard her whisper.

James. What a sexy name... you thought to yourself about how it would sound on your tongue. Surely, this head trauma was making you, frankly, delusional.

“Alright, let’s go home, Sweetheart.”

You whined as a strong hand pushed you to stay in the fabricated wheel chair. Becca hung off of the back; at least one person here was having fun, though Bucky’s stupid smirk could’ve had you convinced.

“I thought you were kidding, Bucky! Or at least very least lying!”

“Careful raising your voice!” He shushed you in a whispery tone, banishing Rebecca to bed.

“How did you get my number?” he asked, brushing a stray hair behind your ear. Your cheeks lit up in astonishment, to your own embarrassment. “Mm... you have a rewards card with the store,” you mumbled.

“You are one tough cookie, aren’t you?”

“You’re always telling me I shouldn’t eat cookies.” You pouted.

“Well, suppose one on occasion wouldn’t hurt.” He looked over your entire body, like something to eat. “Though everyone should really be watching their insulin and sugar levels—”

“Yeah, yeah. Okay! We get it, Mr. Doctor.”

“Alright, we’ll pick up some of your stuff tomorrow. For now, just keep your eyes off of screens. Don’t turn on any bright lights. You can pick up any large-print book on the shelf. What do you take in your coffee?”

The irony hit the both of you at once as you nearly doubled over laughing.

“Surprise me, Job Thief.”

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