THE SPIDER-WOMAN && THE SHROUD .
(** Fair warning, this is a bit of a long post due to pictures**) To start off, the way they first encounter each other is just so perfect ⸺ Max just flat out VULCAN NERVE PINCHES her while she's at her receptionist job. And the fact it works. It's Spider-Woman's weakness and that's simply just hilarious to me.
Then after meeting each other properly ( he breaks into her house while she's in the shower ), he stays the night on her couch. In the morning, she wakes up to find him cooking her some breakfast. . . 🥺🥺
❝ Ms. Drew ❞ just tickles me coming from him idc.
I Love The Way They FLIRT.
❝ If you're embarrassed to hold hands ⸺ ❞ actually teasing her rn. Can't believe he took her hand after using it to blast someone please.
AND IT !! WORKS !!! This is what she's thinking in that moment.
No comment really this is cute af ❤️
Read this as you will :))) U ask me, it's because he would Blush A Lil. Also I just. . . ❝ Mr. Shroud ❞ ❝ Ms. Spider ❞ 😌🖤
Literally INSISTS on taking her out for steak and wine !!! Could have suggested anything else but that's the first dinner he thinks of. ( truly tragic they didn't draw them out to dinner and there's a time skip instead 😔 ).
While they are waiting for their targets, he listens to her and tries to Ease Her Woes for over an hour. . .
❝ See you in the dark, babe. ❞ GIGGLING !!! Needs someone just as melodramatic as her.
One of those SHIELD agents, for the record, is Jerry LOL.
I MEAN COME ON.
A long time later, when Jessica basically fkin dies, she requests Magnus wipes the memories of those who knew her. They all remember her in some form, though vaguely, distantly. . . But Max just KNOWS. . .
:') 🥹
Look, I gotta include the bit below bc I love the way he gd throws himself off the roof without second thought because he sensed her ghost.
❝ anyway she was gone by the time the lovesick fool saved himself ⸺ ❞
I mean ⸺
After a hellish battle with Morgan Le Fay, he and the rest of the present Avengers are able to help save Jessica Drew's life. And there he is. . . Holding Her Hand. . .
Below is unfortunately the last time they are seen together for a looong time ( fkin 1984 to 2023 !! 😭 ). And it's just so damn adorable.
Her powers are gone at this time, they start to come back at a later date. Yet still such confidence in her !! Love him !!
Dr. Strange is watching this whole thing from afar, and the comment he makes about them, I ⸺
ME TF TOO STEPHEN !!!
The most recent time they've been together was pretty Bare Bones flirtation wise :(((( given the Dire Situation™️.
But we do have this. . .
It's just so soft. . .
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hi hello first time in your inbox, great admirer of your work, how’s it going? I’ve been consumed with thoughts of osamu being a teasing little bitch lately I just need a safe space to get the thoughts out or I WILL combust !!
I’m very easily flustered but I enjoy the attention from the person I’m with/into specifically, so the thought of Osamu picking up on that and making it his mission to get his s/o to blush/laugh/hide away by any means necessary has been great for my imagination
Oh, getting closer to their face makes them forget what they were saying and stumble over their words? It makes a big smile appear? Noted. Nuzzling into their neck makes them giggle and whine about how he “can’t do that because we’re literally in a groCERY STORE, STOP WHY ARE YOU LIKE THIS OHMYGOSH” when his nuzzles turn into those tickly neck kisses? Cute. He also discovers he loves their laugh and doesn’t care if they’re in the middle of a phone call, or in front of friends, if he has a chance to hear his favourite sound, he will. He lives for the sight of his s/o getting all nervous and flustered because of him just giving them a little extra love. Very touchy, just in general, cause he likes that he still has an effect on them, it reassures him sometimes to know they still want him and like his affection, even if it is teasing. He’ll also flirt with them years into the relationship cause he likes the way they get all shy and hide their face in his neck or chest and complain about him being unfair, cause I don’t think he’s very easily flustered in this context.
This got… MUCH longer than I thought it would I’m so sorry??? But I hope you enjoyed my rambling and my thoughts of the loml Miya Osamu <3
-anon <3
ANON 😭❤️ first of all, your words literally are gonna make me cry tf.
SECONDLY??? OSAMU DOING LITTLE THINGS TO MAKE YOU EXTREMELY FLUSTERED IS MY LOVE LANGUAGE. ILL SOB IN HIS MOUTH, I WANNA MARRY HIM SMH.
The first time it happens, it’s a complete accident, you’re rambling on about something he did to annoy you, and despite how much he tries to apologize, you won’t listen, so he finally works up the nerve to just grab your waist and push you against the counter, towering over you and just giving you his most sincere voice.
“I’m sorry, sugar. I didn’t mean it, and I’ll try not to do it again, ‘kay? There ain’t much more I can say; don’t be mad anymore, it ain’t worth it.”
But all you notice is the way he’s absolutely mammothed over you, massive paws on your hips and how he’s so close, you can feel the heat from his breath and the ‘sugar’ that falls casually. Your chest heaves quickly, your teeth sink into your lip, and he almost thinks you’re about to cry when you give him a nod and wobbly-smiled “love you.”
He’s nodding on the outside, but on the inside he’s like oH B))))
It’s a spiral from then on.
He’s so anNOYING I LOVE HIM he’s like. He tries to be subtle first because the last thing he wants is to make you uncomfortable, so it starts small.
A massive hand on your hip when you walk around, smirky little “what’s up, sexy?” when you call his name, he even does that obnOXIOUS thing where he bends over to try and hear you clearer, his face inches from yours. It makes you stammer and struggle over your words, and he merely gives you a chuckle with a kiss on your cheek.
Anything and everything to make you squirm in public.
Once he realizes that in a way, yes, you do love the over exaggerated affection he gives you, there is no hope for you. Good luck. 
“Samuuuu…” you whine, shoving him off of you and pushing the cart, your face scorching from the affection. “I don’t bully you like this, stop it…”
“Stop it,” he mimics with a cheesy smile, easily catching the hand you were gonna smack him with, and planting a kiss to the palm. “Fine. I’ll behave or whatever.”
Things chill after that, but he’s still a menace, so when he starts to feel like you’ve been at the market too long, or he’s bored and needs a pick me up, he’ll wrap your arm slowly around your waist- you’re literally looking at chips he’s so mean- and bury his face in the crook of your neck with a soft “baaaaabe…” you can’t see it, but he’s bent over dramatically just to be able to do this, and you cannot stand it.
“Go away Osamu, I’m almost done.”
“But I want to go home,” he pouts, turning his head to nuzzle against you. His nose tickles over your neck, and you can’t hold back the giggles that bubble over your throat. “Want to spend time with you.” His teeth nip at your jawline, and you jump with a squeak.
“We are spending time together,” you choke. “Back off.”
“Make me.”
Immediately, his cold ass fingers slip under your shirt to make you squeal even more, and he smirks against the warm skin of your neck as everyone in the aisle goes silent. He hears you clear your throat and mumble a quiet “okay.. we can go,” before raising up and grabbing the cart from you with a cocky smile.
He’s just… he’s a fUGGEN MENACE OKAY, HE Has no self control when it comes to anything, ever.
Dinner with your friends? He’s drawing innocent circles on your inner knee, just tickly enough to make you itch but not enough to scold him yet.
Watching the Jackals with his family? He’s nosing at your hair, taking inhales of your scent- it would be cute if he wasn’t whispering flirts in your ear at the same time.
One time, he was too flirty and you were having none of it, and some random man and his wife asked if you were comfortable with Osamu; it was with great embarrassment that you had to convince the couple that you two were, in fact, in a consensual relationship, and if you thought Osamu would reel in his flirts you would be absolutely wrong.
It doesn’t matter what. It doesn’t matter where. It doesn’t matter who’s around. Osamu miya takes his pride whenever he makes you writhe just from his presence.
It does, however, balance out in the most innocent touches, and the way he never loses the loving gaze on you that he tries to cover with his ridiculous smirks and flirts, and at the end of the day, when you’ve got your 6’2” manimal nuzzled under your chin, it makes all the concerned looks and awkward glances from others worth it.
The way he looks at you like you’ve sewn the stars in the sky, the way he listens to you like law as you speak, how warm his hands are as he soothingly rubs them up and down your back.
He’s lucky he’s so cute.
He’s a goddamned freak.
I love him so much.
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