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SPIDER-WOMAN Vol. 1 Iss 26

SPIDER-WOMAN Vol. 1 Iss 31

( personals DNI. )

#what i'm saying is #point a gun at her and she'll literally snap it in half #jess crushing a revolver with her bare hands #is very Cool and Sexy:tm: of her #u ask me #( a b i l i t i e s . ) #( c o m i c s . ) #( e d i t s . ) #( v i s a g e . )

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SHALOM HARLOW Versace spring/summer 1995

#oOoOoOoooooo- #i'm not changing fc from fran BUT but #shalom harlow *is* lookin Particularly Jess js #an alt perhaps. . .? #( a e s t h e t i c . ) #( f a c e c l a i m . ) #:o i'm doing it she's an alt #( v i s a g e . )

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@revenantinflames❤️‍🔥

Deleted scene of season 2, HBO GIRLS.

#i know we already Hehe'd:tm: at it #but i'm tagging u again anyway #bc i love Them and this :)))) #( j e s s i c a & j o h n n y // r e v e n a n t i n f l a m e s . ) #revenantinflames

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Her body language seems to do the trick, a cascade of relief as Johnny leans back into her. TRUSTS HER. Limbs tighten as they give his person a gentle squeeze, another attempt to show she's here ⸺ and she's got him.

Especially because that one sentence alone pours GASOLINE onto her mind's doubtful embers.

❝ He didn't. . . say anything. . . ? ❞ A dozen scenarios flash through her mind where she attempts to RATIONALISE Peter showing that he thinks Johnny is incapable. And none of them make any sense. Eyebrows pinch together as she swims through her thoughts, hand still soothing as it plays with blonde locks.

And, while perhaps she can't picture Peter being that way with her ⸺ or still with Johnny either, admittedly ⸺ she knows they have more BROTHERLY BOND than she and her fellow spider share, even if they are close otherwise.

Maybe Johnny sees a DIFFERENT SIDE of their friend that she never does.

Jess sighs into a KISS she presses into her boyfriend's forehead, following it with a deep inhale before she continues onward.

❝ So, you say Pete. . . Didn't say anything. Sooo, what you're saying is he minced words and ya still heard the subtext anyway ? Ooor that he SHOWED you he doesn't trust you. . . ? ❞ Another kiss, this time to his cheek. ❝ How ? Walk me through, babe ⸺ get me caught up to SPEED. ❞

Johnny pulled away as Jess asked the question, blue eyes narrowing as he examined her changing expression with a fine-tooth comb. The pursed lips turning to a weak smile as she tried to wrap her head around the situation — was she doubting him too?

"It was made very clear." He responded dryly.

No, no-- take a breather, Storm. Of course she wasn't. Jess was the kind of person that liked to gather as many pieces to the puzzle as she could before looking at the bigger picture, it's why she was so good at her job. Sometimes it was too easy for him to flip into a Johnny Verses The World mentality.

He leaned into her again, let out a small chuckle as she ran her hand through his hair. "Heh. Jagoff."

This time it was Johnny's turn to purse his lips.

"Well... He didn't exactly say anything..."

#( v. h a m s a n d w i c h - w o m a n . ) #revenantinflames

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Jessica Drew & Carol Danvers

Spider-Woman (2023) #1

#*ALL !! THE TIME !!!* #i love them i love how tender they are #the soft and understanding place the other needs <333 #( j e s s i c a & c a r o l // d a n v e r s i i s m . ) #( c h . s t u d y . ) #( c o m i c s . ) #( v i s a g e . ) #( c a r o l d a n v e r s . ) #( q u e u e . )

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❝ You think I don't TRUST you ? Heh heh. . . Well, now that ya mention it. . . ❞ An exaggerated distrustful tone, laced with enough playfulness for her bestie to know it's all jokes. Still, Jess can't keep up the charade for very long, and the genuineness is quick to return. ❝ You know I trust you with my LIFE, Carol. I just like driving. ❞ She loves driving, actually. Sure, she can glide, but only so far. With her bike ? A car ? That's a different kind of freedom. Especially with one of Tony's fancy-schmancy FLYING cars.

❝ Logically, CAPTAIN. The world is our extra buttery oyster, and I'm gonna eat the hell out of it. ❞ Jess speaks this very seriously, in her best SPOCK impersonation. Pretty close, if you asked her. There's contemplation which direction to head first ⸺ whether north, south or entirely out west. Humming along to the tunes, she decides.

❝ Sand and fresh oysters ? Hm, NORTH CAROLINA ? We could drive down the coast, sight-see from the ground. Ooor. . . ❞ A mischievous finger hovers over the FLIGHT button. ❝ This bad boy could juuust make it before we gotta refuel. ❞ A beat. ❝ Is it bad I know that off the top of my head ? Anyway, whaddaya say, do we fly or drive ? And, while I'm at it, lemme also make ya a DEAL ⸺ how about after our first stop, you get behind the wheel ? You can play helmsman, Captain. ❞ The terrible fantastic Spock impression returns for that sentence.

❝ You can also drive us on the way back, because a cottage sounds incredible. It sounds. . . LOGICAL. ❞

her bestie's expression is priceless & makes her break into a grin before she bursts out laughing. ❛   yanno what they say, work smarter, not harder.   ❜ normally, the blonde wouldn't use any sort of shortcuts, but she's already in the adventurous spirit. ❛   not sure that will fly with all of those fancy security cameras he has, but i will accept responsibility if he complains.   ❜

she can be the MASTERMIND, even if she never gets to drive. perfect time to pose that question, actually. ❛   how come i never get to be behind the wheel, huh ? don't trust me to get us to our destination safely ?   ❜

& now, she's hungry too. ❛   logically, somewhere with some sand first, Spock. preferably somewhere with some fresh oysters for us to devour. i am sure we can get some EXTRA butter on them so you can live your dreams to the fullest.   ❜ Carol smirks at Jess before leaning back against her seat, & setting up some music. ❛   oh, that reminds me, i found us a little cottage to stay in on the way back. for a couple of days, i figured we could extend the fun.   ❜

#carol making her a British Playlist i'm 😭💖 #hilarious and adorable #what a bestie #(she loves def leppard) #the girls jamming to ''spice up your life'' is everything to me #u think they get super dramatic when they sing ''2 become 1'' ? #''say you'll be there'' ? #u think they swap singing depending on which spice girl is singing? #thank u for the visuals tania #( v. s p i d e r - v e r s e . ) #danversiism #( q u e u e . )

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wash away my regrets

#no but you see #she LOVES to shower #will finish a fight and go home to shower (and snack in it) #only to turn around and head right back out to keep fighting when she's done #Not Even A Headcanon #Just Jess Things :)))) #( a e s t h e t i c . ) #( q u e u e . )

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@timecruise ♡'d for a starter !!

Leaning back in the chair and crossing a leg over a knee, Jess props her tablet atop them. Conjuring up a friendly smile toward Zathura, she settles in with a deep breath and readies her stylus. A look of DETECTIVE PROFESSIONALISM that was second nature to her these days. ❝ So, what is it that 'cha need ? ❞

#hi!! :D #( v. h a m s a n d w i c h - w o m a n . ) #timecruise #( q u e u e . )

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#she's a lava lamp girlie i know it #just imagine her seeing one for the first time fkin :O #''you keep lava in the house?? IN LAMPS?!'' #'':o neato'' #( a e s t h e t i c . ) #( q u e u e . )

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@sxrgeantbarnes ♡'d for a starter !!

It'd been an awfully busy day in the Tower ⸺ AKA, a total SHIT SHOW. Not even because of some big, bad villain, no. Instead, disagreements from everyone over every single little thing possible, and Jess could do with getting away from it at all. Perhaps they were all too cooped up lately. Luckily, it doesn't take long for her to spot just the man she's looking for ⸺ the peaceful, less chaotic OASIS amongst all the noise.

Dropping down from her tucked away perch in the top corner of a wall, she makes her way over toward Bucky with a TENDER smile spreading on her lips. Just his presence alone was calming. ❝ You got a minute ? Better yet, ya got several days ? ❞ A brief grimace that lasts only as long as it takes to side-eye the Tower.

#bugs bunny vc: GET ME OUTTA HERE !! #( v. s p y - d e r - w o m a n . ) #sxrgeantbarnes #( q u e u e . )

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depresso espresso 

#( a e s t h e t i c . ) #( q u e u e . )

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Reblog this if you’re okay with people sending unexpected IC asks to your muse at any time! No meme prompts needed!

#ALWAYS PLS #( ooc . )

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Chuckling, she bumps against Harry over the playful praise, reaching wordlessly into the bowl of popcorn and stuffing a handful in her face. What awaited her this movie night was not a Buttery Heaven, but instead, something much. . . SWEETER ? After the first taste, her chewing is a lot more cautious, curious and a little horrified.

❝ And yet, the 80's still won out in the end, ❞ Jessica muses with a tiny smile as she swallows the food down. Unfurling from the floor, she grabs the DVDs to put away, and the winner to put into the player ⸺ chewing now on the tiny crumbs of popcorn left behind in her mouth. Smacking her tongue and lips as she rejoins Harry on the hardwood, Jess just stares into the bowl of MYSTERY.

❝ What the hell is that ? ❞ Not wholly UNPLEASANT, that's all she knows.

He's making the popcorn, as she chooses the movies, and he can hear her decide and put some of the options aways as he moves around the kitchen, familiar enough with the space and with the surprise flavored popcorn he tends to get for these movie nights that it's not long until he's bringing the bowl out.

"From this century?" He hums. "I'm impressed. And proud." He concedes, his smile as joking as his tone, as he sits next to her and considers the choices.

"I'm a scientist, Jess." He tells her, in the end, with the certainty of a man who likes movies where science suffers. "There was never another option. We're watching Back to the Future."

#*a banger choice of movie harry* #( v. h a m s a n d w i c h - w o m a n . ) #inhcritance #( q u e u e . )

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koffie by jpbatiste on Flickr.

#( a e s t h e t i c . ) #( q u e u e . )

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@wonder-winged ♡'d for a starter !!

❝ Would it be considered, uh ⸺ UNCOUTH to ask what your wings are made of ? Like, are they. . . feathers ? Adamantium feathers ? ❞ An inquisitive tilt of her head that was tossed to the other shoulder as she asks her second question.

#so sorry warren she's awful curious #( v. h a m s a n d w i c h - w o m a n . ) #wonder-winged #( q u e u e . )

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E.R. (1994-2009) Of Past Regret and Future Fear (S04E20)

#it's just so them and i 😭💘 #( v. t h e f r i e n d g i r l . ) #( j e s s i c a & c l i n t // m a s t c r m a r k s m a n . ) #( q u e u e . )

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@purplearchcr ♡'d for a starter !!

❝ Clint probably won't be back for a few hours ⸺ and that's at best. ❞ Pouring then handing Kate a cup of coffee, Jessica hops onto the edge of the kitchen counter, cradling her own mug in her hands as she takes a couple, tiny testing sips. PERFECTION in liquid form, shoulders shimming a little as she tastes. ❝ But. . . perhaps I could help ya with whatever it is ya need in the meantime ? ❞

#''put me in coach !!!'' #( v. t h e f r i e n d g i r l . ) #purplearchcr #( q u e u e . )