NPMD best line deliveries
oh shit! oh fuck!! i didnt think thered be a skele'uhn here ?!? im so fucking scared of skele'uhnz!!!
dont frighten him pokey you nasssssty boy
were going to jail...and with my luck no one will even B O T H E R making me their bitch...
🐦 heyus the thing about a bãrbĕqüe...it brings folks together...from awl wawlks of laife...theyres a storhé behand everyh burrghurr...everyh kehbahhb...
but I...called God a sonofa B word...who am iaieEUGHAHuhuuuh...
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"i bet you like to read a lot, too."
She'll get a flicker of violet optics, and a faint smile across heavily scarred lip-plates. His data-cables are currently logged into his console- allowing him remote access without being right in front of it. His mask lies in front of him, Ravage already going over it with the micro-tools attached to her nimble claws. She has a bipedal mode, but tends to prefer the quadruped for speed and agility.
And, of course, underestimation- since mechanisms and humans alike are content to think her nothing more than a simple mechanimal.
Soundwave, meanwhile, holds up the book of pre-Golden Age history files he'd managed to scrounge up from his formidable library.
"Soundwave," his actual vocalizer clicks on with a harsh rasp. "Reading texts. History: fascinating. Arcee: agree?"
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˖°🦇ִ ࣪𖤐 call me whatever | chrono 18
˖°🦇ִ ࣪𖤐 he/it | vampkin | demiomnirom cupiosex
˖°🦇ִ ࣪𖤐 ext info: i have npd, autism, ocd, osdd and bpd as a warning before you interact with me; im kinda tone deaf so please use tone tags; i also have very low empathy
˖°🦇ִ ࣪𖤐 its fine to send me asks of any kind
˖°🦇ִ ࣪𖤐 this blog may contain: yandere themes, nsfw, gore, talks about blood, and violent thoughts
˖°🦇ִ ࣪𖤐 this is more so a yandere account, i dont have anyone, just post out of having too much love
˖°🦇ִ ࣪𖤐 i dont have a dni, ill block you if you make me uncomfortable
˖°🦇ִ ࣪𖤐 that being said; i support proshippers, rqs, transids, and paras
˖°🦇ִ ࣪𖤐 i would appreciate if minors (or anyone who wants/needs to) blocked my love lust tag, its just my nsfw posts
⋆ ♰.˚🩸⌗ p o s t s ˎˊ˗ - all posts
⋆ ♰.˚🩸⌗ r e b l o g s ˎˊ˗ - reblogs
⋆ ♰.˚🩸⌗ d a r l i n g s ˎˊ˗ - asks
⋆ ♰.˚🩸⌗ l o v e l u s t ˎˊ˗ - nsfw posts
˚₊‧꒰ა ₍ᐢ. ̫.ᐢ₎ ໒꒱ ‧₊˚ taken anons: 🦴, 🩹
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Dawg I just remembered that I have a tumblr LMFAO
{Click for higher quality}
This is an art trade I did with @glowingneonduck :D
I am so sorry this took me a month and two weeks to finish
BUT IM REALLY PROUD WITH HOW THIS CAME OUT YIPPPE YIPPPE YIPPE
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@kukyc sent: "i licked you so you’re mine now"
Riku was busy using his gummiphone as a [ [ c l e v e r ] ] distraction when he felt something wet and , arguably , [ [ s l i m e y ] ] grace his cheek . His mouth fell agape at the sensation as he was made practically stunned into submission at the action he had just witnessed .
" . . . Did you just - . . . ? "
He took a moment to process what had just happened , closing his aquamarine eyes for a moment . He took a slow , [ [ d e e p ] ] breath before he decided what he actually wanted to say . . . Or [ [ d o ] ] . He was always told to pick his battles . Sure , he'd behave . . . [ [ m o s t l y ] ] . On that note , Riku wiped the spit from his cheek then wiped his palm across Vanitas' cheek .
" . . . Try harder than that to own me . "
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S o h o w ’ s e v e r y o n e ’ s q u e s t s g o i n g ? M y c o n s o r t s a r e f i n a l l y t a l k i n g t o m e , s o t h a t ’ s a g o o d s t a r t !
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i do love it early on when she heroes other heroes. . .
The woman falls without a sound, 250 feet straight down toward the roiling black water of the Golden Gate. She never reaches it because Spider-Woman is there to catch her.
❝ I don't know who this character is, or what he's done ⸺ but I'm taking him out of here ! He deserves better than to be fodder for your unholy experiments ! ❞
Streaking Earthward like a scarlet missile, The Spider-Woman intercepts her falling adversary. . .
i love it especially when it's their first time meeting each other.
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I'm gonna be honest w u man,,, I have no idea where my sense of shame went at the time of drawing this-
Look what u did to me-
LMAOOO zambbbb yall real like grandpa moment smhh
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