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yourpsicodelicbitch · 10 months

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I’m feeling like a fucking egoist so I’ll roast myself

I’m the best at it😄🥰

aspects of my birth chart I blame -don’t do that-

Picture from Pinterest

TW: it could turn deep

*basically aspects in my birth chart

Moon square Venus

I’m fucking rude. I always seem like Idgf. When I liked someone, unless I want them to know, in the past, they have told me that they haven’t had a clue I like them. It’s like I have a mask but really on the inside I’m sensitive and I’m scared of being hurt and not having the reaction I expect. Attachment issues. That’s the thing. I HAVE SUFFERED A LOT in past relationships, any type. Why? I’ve been too attached to the point I begged the other to stay or if don’t I…had a incomprensible fear OR I’ve been too cold and lost what could’ve been friends bc of my anxiety of being hurt/rejected/judge, etc. I HAVE SUCH A HUGE PROBLEM that’s not being able to show myself at the fullest or to struggle to be myself and i’ll adapt to what others would like. SCARED OF BEING JUDGE. I feel that I’m a burden, being me. Showing my real intentions and emotions to the ones I love the most. To be the cause of their problems. That’s my phobia -jk-.

Ascendant conjunction Neptune

As much as it costs me to mention it. Yes, neptune causes addiction or SPECIFICALLY and ORIGINALLY a necessity to escape, to avoid what’s in front of your eyes. The effect neptune gives is insane, the sensitivity someone with neptune energy is on another level. A level that make you wish to disappear or to go to another dimension. The need can’t be put in words. But oh darling, as much as you wish, you scream, you can’t go bc you’re sensitive and that makes you an emphatic. you feel what others feel: you can’t decide. How others would feel? So you hide it. You’re good at it or that’s what you think. “It’s for your own good and for the others, it’s the best”, that’s what you’d said.

Sun square Chiron

A truck hits you every time. Or -a example that’s more family friendly- when you start doing bars, at first you get blisters and it burns but you have to do the work anyways bc you’re not gonna wait an eternity so the blister can heal -another’s gonna appear in the process-: you kept going and finally your skin becomes indifferent to the rub between your hand and the bar. in other words, sun square chiron have passed and pass lessons that are really deep, specifically in the past by being invalidated for being them. They can feel insufficient and that you don’t have the right to be, to show your passions and expressive side (being creative and unique). They repressed you, they thought they had the right and you believed them. Honey, you become stronger each time. Your inner strength is incredible. Accepting yourself, being recognized by you is what matters and what’s going to make you reach your potential.

Lilith square Mars

AAAAAAAA THIS ASPECT. why do I have to have such a AAAAAA aspect? I HATE IT FUCK. You know how many times I’ve changed hobbies? How many times I’ve left a competition bc I was afraid of not winning? What if my full potential wasn’t what I expected? What if I wasn’t the best? If it was the case I preferred to leave, to die -how dramatic- instead of knowing I had competition and that I wasn’t the only one there that wanted to give her best. I changed hobbies every time bc I got bored: in reality I was afraid and stressed bc things didn’t go the way I wanted, I didn’t full my expectations and I was afraid of not doing it if I really tried. At the first try I expected to it to came out like I was an expert. I have to make a mistake, what I was most afraid of, to learn about it, to understand that I’m human. I HATE IT. That’s why I’m feeling like shit. The other day I exploded without of nowhere and a friend that I love obviously got offended and I tried to covered it by telling it was a joke -she still told me she didn’t like it- but then I apologized and cleared everything. Now, add those previous 3 aspects: I feel like fucking shit. -there are other things-.

incredibly, first time I don’t use emojis

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❀ Based on my personal experience and what I’ve analyzed in my surroundings.

❀ English is not my first language.

❀ I’m not a profesional astrologer.

Thank youu. baibaiii🫣🫶🏼💋

Do not copy. Please give me credits.

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sirsparklepants · 1 year

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Marathoned a show with a friend tonight and felt compelled to make this

Hope this clears things up

#I got fucking dragged in chat about my blorbo tastes tonight so I gotta roast myself

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egophiliac · 6 months

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C'MON TO THE THEATER!

I love these guys so much. forget NRC, I want to attend their terrible disaster school for disaster children that might actually be plastered on top of the smoking remains of an actively sinking ship. I may or may not actually learn anything, but I will have the time of my life.

#art #twisted wonderland #twisted wonderland spoilers #stage in playful land #stage in playfulland #unique magic posters #so it was fellow after all and not gidel? whoops #i was merely overthinking it #me? overthink fictional characters? surely not #god though #i can't not love a guy who gets the cutest most adorable power #and instantly goes 'i shall use this for Crimes'#also every time he was like 逃げる! my brain auto-translated it as CHEESE IT!#accompanied by twst's running-away sound effect which is just the quintessential sound of someone cheesing it #if i could have (1) twst spinoff it would be the adventures of these two idiots trying to do an education #they would have a stodgy bureaucrat antagonist who keeps trying to catch them in their sleazy corner-cutting ways and shut them down #(OF COURSE there would be a bit where they are trying to host an unforgettable luncheon but egads! their roast is ruined!)#and all while they're trying to evade being hunted down by the playful land investors #the hijinks would be SO wacky you guys #i've made myself sad now because this will never exist #it's real in my HEART

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chipper-smol · 1 year

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Hey have you ever wanted almost every frame of Macaque's face in LMK organized by emotion for a reference sheet?

no?

too bad, here you go

and here's a full body reference of his default outfit so people stop stumbling across the s3 turnaround goon outfit LBD forces him to wear

#lmk #lego monkie kid #lego monkey kid #six eared macaque #I'm not going to defend myself go ahead and roast me #but ya'll better use these #this took a lot of time

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signanothername · 3 months

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When all your friends are +170 cm and you’re here like

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arunneronthird · 1 year

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exploring the way jon came back to his best friend and one of the people he loves the most slipping from the person he was, and realized maybe hes way over his head and things arent the same anymore

#basically jon comes back and goes ''oh i may love damian cause of who he was and now its a problem i do''#lyrics from helium by glass animals! they have great music and horrible music #me now drawing damian ''wow problematic behavior''#i roast myself for fun #supersons #damijon #jon kent #damian wayne #robin #superboy #superman #batman #dc comics #my art #ladies. gentlemen. you have eaten well.

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dnpbeats · 1 month

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april fools is only one day after easter so im feeling an easter baking april fools prank. idk how it would play out but that's the vibe im getting. like everything starts like normal but then gordon ramsay pulls up and starts yelling at them

#dan and phil #d&p #wordvom.txt #sry I’m laughing at myself for even suggesting this imagine the power play that would be getting gordon ramsay to appear in ur vid and it’s #all for a joke 😭💀 but I mean he’s roasted them like twice on twit so they’re basically besties

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so-very-small · 15 days

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seeing a random non-g/t tumblr post and knowing you could add on the funniest size diff joke but you don’t wanna be That Guy and wind up getting screenshot and roasted by the normies in the notes

#id be so funnier if i let myself be annoying on non gt posts. alas. i dont wanna be a screenshot #i get enough nonsize people roasting me on my OWN posts.

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bachirasbodyguard · 1 year

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In This Instalment of: Blue Lockers Read Mean Tweets

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questforgalas · 7 months

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What Your Favorite TCW Arc Says About You - Roast Edition

The Ryloth Arc - You have a Twilek kink

The Mandalore Arc - You are not Satine. Obi-Wan will not come to save you no matter how many times you put yourself in shady situations

The Mortis Arc - Ok! We get it! Mortis is your favorite!

The Umbara Arc - Please, please, please go to therapy. Your abandonment and trust issues are not going to be solved watching Rex put his helmet on on repeat

The Padawan Arc - You're desperately trying to hold onto your childhood innocence

The Chips Arc - You have a pain kink

The Bad Batch Arc - No matter how many wishes you make, a reverse harem is not plausible nor realistic. Go directly to horny jail, do not pass go

#this is all in fun #i roasted myself the most in this #aka mine's umbara #an arc per season #star wars #the clone wars

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thewolveswolf · 4 months

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@mrghostrat & i went to try & buy a new couch for our upcoming move and found NOTHING

but we did take this v cute photo and had Japanese for lunch so the day was a massive win despite disappointing couch results

#bilvy #about me #we’re in the furniture store and he’s ROASTING me #for someone so sensitive to textures and comfort u sure are trying to buy the most uncomfortable scratchy couches bc of colour and ✨vibes✨#and i’m like ya bitch this is why i bring u with me every time i have to make a large purchase #someone has to protect me from myself

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capricores · 9 months

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gemini, virgo, pisces, cancer, capricorn and scorpio placements when someone asks them to take on another responsibility when they're already overwhelmed and completely burnt out

#astrology #STOP SAYING YES TO EVERYTHING PLSSSS TAKE A BREAK!!#im also yelling this at myself btw im so bad for this lmao #my manager is trying to coach me on saying no to ppl LKFDJFLKDJF #its going ok.......................kind of #luna.txt #i wanted to include libra in this too... if u have libra u may relate #but im not including libra just because i think theyre decent at saying no to anything that isn't self-beneficial lol #not a roast^ actually a compliment #like I find libras are very aware of their limits??#whereas the signs listed here might be aware but just don’t care #libras are self care queens

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peachy-panic · 10 months

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Peachy-Panic’s Guide to Writing 101 (as told by my internal monologue while I try to wrestle out this chapter):

- Everything is more dramatic when it’s done on the floor. Fighting? Floor. Fucking? Floor. Mental breakdown? Better get your ass on the floor.

- Add tears to literally any scenario for ✨flavor✨ Your character is already crying? Don’t care, throw in another tear pricking at his eyes. How else will they know that He Is Upset?

- It’s best to use the word “tremble” a minimum of 8-10 business times per chapter. See also: flinch, tremor, quiver, wince.

- When stuck on a single sentence (or single word, if you’re feeling spicy), it’s better to spend hours and hours agonizing over it and convincing yourself you’re a fraud rather than to move on and finish the rest of the chapter. This is key.

- Over-explain everything. I don’t care if you’re 100 chapters deep on a 3 year long story, you gotta break this shit down like every single one of your readers just experienced the little memory loss flash device from Men In Black. Whoever said brevity is the wit of the soul wanted you to fail.

- If you have free time to write, don’t. Instead, go to tumblr dot com and spend 20 minutes drafting a dumbass list

#to be so clear:#this is a self roast #all of this is bad advice don’t do it #@ myself #get your head in the game peachy #peachy is panicking yall #this is not a cry for help #or is it #writing #whump writing

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duckmine · 1 year

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i’m not done spamming hi so a long time ago i made this swap au that i never posted about because my style sucked at the time but i draw better now so take this tasty treat.

#bob’s burgers #bob belcher #linda belcher #tina belcher #gene belcher #louise belcher #i hate that i made a post roasting myself about how i post like once every several months and then immediately start spamming art the next #day like what is actually wrong with me #fanart

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burningvelvet · 6 months

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i see lord byron has been editing percy shelley's wikipedia page again

#they didn’t have to roast him like that #funny #but sad #but funny #this is sadder knowing he envied byron’s fame & then hated himself for it omg #& it appears byron either didnt know OR chose to not mention it due to awkwardness #torturing myself by reading about how shelley tortured himself #percy shelley #lord byron #literature #english literature #poetry #literary history #history #the romantics #romanticism #romantic literature #byronposting #percy posting

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notbecauseofvictories · 1 year

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there are some things in the world that, when you attempt to make them yourself instead of buying canned or jarred, you wonder how the hell anyone figured out how to eat it in the first place.

artichokes are one such thing.

#gorging myself on roast chicken and braised artichokes like a roman emperor #there's a chapter on artichokes in the atk vegetable cookbook and these looked so green and delightful at the grocery store #but uh? hm. they are weird. and I don't know what enterprising mediterranean looked at this weird thistle and thought #''......huh. I could probably eat that.''#''have to take out the pointy bits and the hairy bits in the middle but the rest is good eating!''#you go you funky little mediterranean but also. you are insane.#tw food #no love sincerer than the love of food

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