#religious kids shows

[arwenkenobi48]

*ahem* dear animated religious kids shows…

STOP

MAKING

SATAN

HOT

Thank you and good day

#arwen speaks #joke psa #religious kids shows #animation #Superbook #Jesus: a kingdom without frontiers #Caleb and Sophia #seriously tho #I saw twink Satan and thought ok makes sense bc he used to be an angel #then I saw dilf Satan and thought huh that’s weird why is he so hot #and then I saw silver fox satan and I was like that does it this can’t be coincidence #if they’re trying to tell me to stay away from this cosmic disaster of an entity then it’s not working #I can’t be wanting to bone every single depiction of this creature within the realm of animation #I am legit having a moral panic bc of this #I mean maybe this is just me #but the fact that I’m attracted to all three of these types of men and he’s been portrayed as each of them is more than a little strange #idk how to feel about that #satan #devil #animated devils

[asocial-skye]

as the holidays come to a close, i'm left to wonder....

how does religion work in the pjo universe?

#pjo #percy jackson #percy jackon and the olympians #percy series #pjo series #pjo tv show #pjo hoo toa #pjo fandom #percy pjo #annabeth pjo #like i know rick riordan is a white goyische man #so he probably didn't think this through and just assumed that they all celebrated Christmas culturally #but how does religion play in the pjo universe #even if you're like christian do you just leave religion when you come to camp #like i understand that most kids are pretty irreligious and probably won't care about leaving religion #but as someone who went to religious school there's at least one kid who is devout as fuck and'll just keep practicing #also like plenty of religions practiced today are the same age as the ancient greek religion- ex. judaism and hinduism #how does that clash work-there were exchanges of jewish and hindu culture in the ancient greek era so it's safe to assume jewish and hindu #half-bloods would exist #also on the hindu can of worms- we are also a polytheistic religion #does belief in that renounce any connection to the greek gods #also the comedic potential of the clash in SO underutilized #i can see luke at some point just scraping the food into the hermes fire saying 'accept my offering- o g-d who is NOT greek' #or some other camper reciting the brahmarpanam or offering Du'a while offering food to the gods #you can't tell me at least one kid yelled up at the sky 'well i'm converting now! fuck you dad!'

[spookberry]

Spongebob was also banned at my house

solidarity

#everytime i meet someone who also had like a show banned from them as a kid #their parents were like crazy religious or thought something inappropriate happened in the show #my moms reasoning for banning spongebob was literally just 'its annoying and i dont like it' and she would admit to that whole cloth #and i was my moms lil mini me as a kid so i just agreed with her on this #ask

[exvangelical]

while everyone has the right to raise their child with the ethics they so desire, i do think it’s hilarious when xtians INSIST they aren’t indoctrinating or brainwashing their kids but also refuse to put them in public school (or even private xtian school), only socialize them within xtian circles like youth group or their church’s homeschool co-op, and rigorously vet any secular media so their kids doesn’t “reject the faith.” like uh. if your faith is so weak you have to hide your kids away from anybody on the outside so they never even think to question it…….. it doesn’t exactly sound legit

#text #like god forbid i ever have kids but if i did and they wanted to go to church i’d probably let them #if for no other reason just to show them how boring it is 9/10 lol #like if their friend invited them to youth group i’d be like ‘listen dude if you want to go you can #but it’s mostly just gonna be some out of touch conservative trying to guilt you for being a human being’ #‘like you might get to play a game or have snacks. maybe. depending in how cool the youth pastor is.’ #and if they did go we’d just have a conversation later about what they learned and we could discuss it critically #i would never intentionally isolate my child (especially older kids and teenagers) from opposing viewpoints #i would just hope i taught them enough critical thinking to not fall for emotional manipulation #ex christian #religious trauma

[rexscanonwife]

Uhm....potential new crush?? 😳😳

#jane journals #UHHH #BEEN WATCHING A SHOW WITH MY PARTNER #funny thing is we actually watched the MOVIE last night #its a cartoon that i didnt watch like. religiously as a kid but i still rly liked it! #its a cartoon network show #thats all u get

[buddiesmutslut]

I’m being so ffr rn, if the show runners definitively show that Buddie is not going to happen?

I’m probably not going to be watching anymore.

I mean it when I say that they’re literally the sole reason I watched this show in the first place. I saw a billion TikTok edits of them & was like “Idek these characters I need to watch this show and see what’s going on over there.”

And like, it’s a fun show, I’m not saying it isn’t, but first responder shows are a dime a dozen. There are other shows that have queer characters and found family and wild adventures. Granted, they don’t have Buck & his bi arc, but I’d still read fanfics to get my Evan Buckley fix lol.

I don’t need them right now, I’m so down for the slow burn, will-they-won’t-they & the pining & the yearning & the build up and the GOOD foundation. I want to see Eddie figuring himself out and dealing with his repression and figuring out he’s queer (& Demi, pls God. I hope if I just say it enough, I can will it into existence somehow) before anything happens with the two of them, but if they take definitive steps to have one of them like, marry someone else or something, I think I’m gonna head out. Find me on ao3 for the rest of my days lol.

#911 abc #buddie #demisexual eddie diaz #also pls don’t come at me with “you don’t care about bi representation”. he’s already bi #he’s always been bi & I’ve loved watching him on this journey #but his & Eddie’s relationship is literally the only reason I started this show in the first place #and again if they find good LI’s & bring them more into focus #the time spent on the Buddie relationship will decrease. that’s just how tv & time limits work #and if my favorite relationship on the show goes away then why would I continue watching it religiously? #also I know I’m a bitch & would therefore hate any person they brought in to be the HEA for them & that’s not fun for anyone #not that I would bully the actor/actress bc im not an ASSHOLE #eddie diaz #evan buckley #I literally watched Booth & Bones take like 9 seasons to get together I am IN IT with a slow burn #unless they do what they did last season & shoehorn 2 LI’s in at the last second on the last episode then I guess I wouldn’t have a choice #Tim would’ve pulled a fast one on me #also I will watch literally anything else Oliver Stark is in SNOOKUMS I love you so much. come home the kids miss you 😂 #& probably Lou also bc he’s so freaking cute irl I wanna die #with his curly hair and his silly faces and his muscles and his wanting to be held in the dark #LOU BABY ILL HOLD YOU IF THE POWER GOES OUT #I have spent too much of my life & time & energy to get 0 payout and it’s honestly unsustainable but that’s a whole different problem

[tatsumi-rin]

Moral Orel doesn't seem 100% like a show I'd feel seen in if you don't know me but then I remember the episode with the special ed kids and underneath the usual satire on extremist bible belt religion it reminds me WAY too much of how actual special ed departments treated me and other kids growing up.

Like the writers must HAVE BEEN THERE IN LIFE, man. I'd kill to sit down with Dino Stamatopoulos and find out what the fuck inspired him and the other writing staff that day.

#husbandothings #moral orel #bonus fun tag rant? bonus fun tag rant...apparently #in those departments you are immediately written off as a tragic forever toddler by at least 50% of the staff regardless of your disability #there's good ones but the bad ones bring the fun spicy trauma #it doesn't matter how smart you actually are you gotta draw the sad face on that boy on the comic sans worksheet at the age of 15 #in your free lesson spaces that you got because of reasons #if someone tells me they're a teaching assistant or have “qualifications” in autism and special needs development i immediately distrust #because I have never met a neurotypical person with those qualifications who knows how to treat kids like humans especially autistic kids #funniest part? I was mostly in the special ed department because of my hearing and not totally my undiagnosed autism #and a little because of wonky emotional development from get this...a freaking religious school #like i see adults in the show and i see the headteacher who tried to tell my parents i should forgive the bullies because jesus would #even though the truth is way more nuanced but he just wanted to wash his hands of it #it's funnier than it should be because that teacher would fit right in to this show for that and additional reasons I won't state here #my family were atheists but thought the school would be good #the weird thing is at that time as a little kid I liked the idea of believing in god but nothing that happened proved Him to me #and moral orel hits because it resonates with the fact i genuinely believe religion can do good and it's all about the people #the ones who want to use that faith for good in the world and surviving rough crap and not to do things that would make jesus flip tables #that has stuck with me for over a decade as has the people who felt the show reinforced their christianity #but anyway

[twinstxrs]

thinking about how gorgug + kristen perceive both their own deaths & each other’s, and how that impacts their relationship. bc i feel like freshman year kristen was too caught up in her newfound knowledge of the nature of her own god to truly clock & process gorgug’s internal revulsion of where he went after he died, & freshman year gorgug wasn’t familiar enough with the complexities of other people to truly lock onto the sorrow buried within the chaos of kristen’s upward/downward/sideways spiral until she was seemingly on the other side of it. & i wonder if they’ve ever really talked about it (unlikely), or if they’ve just cracked very few jokes that didn’t land and decided to never quite do the work & dig through that part of their relationship. but there’s a kinship there; kristen specifically singles out gorgug to tell him she died again, and gorgug apologizes that he wasn’t there with her this time. gorgug takes one of the finger bones off kristen’s newly/long-time decayed corpse to have an anchor to something in the world. despite the fact that they were in different places after death, having been together during it means everything.

anyways what i’m trying to say is i think they should talk about it.

#thinking WAY too hard about a comedy dnd show when half these moments are played for laughs #dimension 20 #fantasy high #kristen applebees #gorgug thistlespring #me & the bestie when we both die a horrible death at age 14 & don’t know how to talk about it #me & the bestie when you said you thought you went to hell & i called it embarassing due to the culture of religious shame i grew up with #me & the bestie when death transformed me loudly with reckless abandon & death stole something from you you’ll never speak about #me & the bestie when i focus so much on what i gained to avoid what i lost and you quietly internalize your loss & cannot find the gain #when i died i asked for knowledge. when you died you cried wordlessly. i do not know which one of us is more broken. #kristengorgug my repressed besties #ok i’m done now but if ally & zac ever played a scene like this seriously i’d lose my fucking mind fr #sorry if this is like indecipherable but after fhsy they’re so clearly the two most repressed bad kids & that fascinates me #(in my opinion) #fabian still up there in 3rd place tho boy u r GAYYY u like MENNNNN #btw if any of this is wrong shhhh i haven’t done my pre-fhjy rewatch yet this is all from memory

[hezuart]

What do you think is wrong with Belos as a villain?

His plan is ridiculously long and convoluted, and we don't really get clear motivations behind his actions. On top of it all, he was so pissed off with his brother for falling love with a witch. Instead of blaming the witch or feeling hurt over his brother's choice, he went an even weirder route of cloning his own brother to manipulate, lie, then kill the clones in cold blood for several generations... for no good reason.

#its implied he's a salem witch trial 1700s colonial religious man #but the show doesnt... actually show that #hes just some guy really #and makes this elaborate plan to become the king and control the witches and then he finds this random star kid to help aid him and like #its this whole thing i really dont understand what the goal is here #the owl house critical #text post #ask #its also implied his brother actually did have a kid #so belos has or had a REAL nephew- not a fake one - and that is never addressed #i really dont understand what the point of hunter is honestly #hunter should have just been his real nephew- or a descendent that belos stole and manipulated #i dont understand why on earth he did this weird monster clone thing like what is the point #luz is the one to defeat belos too like hunter doesnt really feel like part of the story after that he's just there as Willows love interes

[zip-toonz]

A show about Hypocrisy

#morel orel #orel puppington #this show makes me feel seen as a kid with religious trauma living in a town full of hypocrites like those in moralton #implied blood #blood tw #traditional art

[heartbreakprincewille]

Thinking about how most of the choir moments between Wilhelm and Simon in S1 take place in the chapel of the school(except the one after Erik's death). How a chapel is a perfect allegory to uphelding traditions and how their love blossomed and crumbled altogether under the very roof of that chapel, under the weight of traditions and customs.

And interestingly enough, out of all the choir moments they do share in S2, not a single one takes place in the chapel. Simon misses the welcome back choir which actually takes place in the said chapel, the masquerade choir takes place in the common area, and the Jubilee choir takes place out in the open. And how it relates to Wilhelm's inner turmoil and subsequent abandonment of traditions and legacies throughout the season. And how the moments they do share through the choir are not clouded by the high-end walls of traditions and legacies weighing on Wilhelm anymore, literally and metaphorically.

#young royals #wilmon #simon eriksson #prince wilhelm #wilhelm x simon #i have more thoughts about the religious connotations in the show #because it just ties in so well with the monarchy aspects of it #lol me being an atheist and being interested in the religious connotations 💀💀 #but I've been around religion a lot since i was a kid so it's natural to look into that direction

[hadesisqueer]

Something I love about Warrior Nun is that most of its characters are devote and religious. Most of them are nuns or priests. And yet not a single one of them, not even the evil ones, makes a homophobic comment. In fact, they even have Camila, a devote nun, tell Beatrice that there's no shame in being gay. The only homophobia in the show is Beatrice's internalized one.

#it shows that you can be religious and not an homophobic asshole #because at the end of the day that same religion says that you must not judge people and you must love one another #like the priest at my church said once when I was a kid #your God would rather have you be a good person #no matter if you're gay #or not religious #or whatever #than an ultra religious one that keeps judging others and spitting out hate #warrior nun #warrior nun season 2 #warrior nun spoilers #sister beatrice #avatrice #sister camila

[gxlden-angels]

RUBY FRANKE AND JODI HILDEBRANDT SENTENCED TO 4 TO 60 YEARS IN PRISON LETS GOOOOO

#Ruby pled guilty to the charges #She'll likely stay about 30 since that's the current limit legally in Utah for consecutive sentences #But that's only if she's sentenced to the maximum sentence possible #15 years for each case of child abuse #for a total of 4 cases and 60 years #her adult children aren't considered methinks #similar to how a therapist can't tell authorities you're being abused after u turn 18 without your consent #idk how much she'll get seeing as they're in Utah #so there's a lot of ppl that genuinely believe she has a right to do anything to her kids short of killing them #if it means they stick with the religion for as long as they live #some do believe killing ur kids should be allowed tho if it saves their soul or whatever #I disagree with both obviously I think you should be hit with hammers if you treat your kids anywhere near like this #but Jodi better get got those aren't even her fuckin kids got damn #I hope they both get the maximum sentence but especially Jodi cause she absolutely exhasterbated this paranoid mom's shit #Ruby isn't innocent in the slightest she was fucked before Jodi ever showed up #but I fully believe Jodi pushed her closer to this extremen #extreme* #and I hope we start to chip away at the religious exemptions we still have in the US when it comes to child abuse #'spare the rod' spare ur fucking breath if you hit a child I'm gonna hit you with hammers #ex christian #religious trauma #child abuse

[magentagalaxies]

ok maybe it's just because it's almost 3am and i went down a rabbit hole of trying to track down veggietales-related things i only very very vaguely remember from when i was a toddler but why the fuck does this song from the goddamn veggietales jonah movie soundtrack slap so much?????? like yes obviously it's nostalgia but that fucking hook "iiiii'm sleeping with fishes here / iiiiii'm highly nutritious here" has no right to go as hard as it does it's making me insane

#went down a veggietales rabbit hole thanks to a video that was like ''revisiting and ranking veggietales episodes as a non-christian adult'' #and i love videos like that bc veggietales was my shit as a kid lmao i wasn't even really raised christian i just loved that show #and i genuinely think it's the very first comedy i was obsessed with at like 2 years old #and say what you will about the religious aspect but a LOT of the comedy from the veggietales golden age holds up #(it's funny how i was never invested in the christian aspects of veggietales as a kid but it's what got me into comedy #and then i grew up to be an adult whose relationship to comedy is what other people might think of like religion) #anyway there's still one veggietales thing i vividly remember but can't find bc i don't remember any key words to search it with #i remember there were a bunch of music videos on the jonah special features. one of them was this one #but there was another one possibly by the same band where the visuals had like balloons of different animals floating upward #i think one of them was a pink elephant??? #the lead singer was bald i remember that too #but again this is like the kind of flash-of-barely-a-memory you get from trying to remember being two years old #Youtube

[frankenstein-ate-my-left-shoe]

i'm just now learning about welcome home and i am thinking about little kid eddie munson wanting to be a mailman when he grows up because the mailman's name in his favorite show is also named eddie

#i am so in love with this #i am literally JUST learning about WH #but the apparent timeline lines up with eddie being a little kid right? #late 60s early 70s #i'm imagining WH being on a public access channel in hawkins and he'd watch religiously even if his other classmates watched sesame street #ALSO HIS MOM OR HIS UNCLE CALLING LITTLE EDDIE 'EDDIE DEAR' BECAUSE OF HIS FAVE SHOW ALDKFJALSDKFJA #new hyperfixation starting y'all #st #stranger things #welcome home #eddie the mailman #eddie munson #wally darling #eddie welcome home #eddie dear #eddie munson headcannon #eddie munson hc

[skz-films]

for @ughbehavior ♡

#stray kids #hyunjin #createskz #bystay #staycompany #staysource #jypartists #dancerachasource #hyunjinnet #hwang hyunjin #skz gfx #skz edits #skzfilms edits #my first attempt at graphics pls don't tell me this is ugly i will cry #no seriously i just... tried #also my obsession w this skz player and this man doesn't rlly show #i watch this religiously more than u think i do #for mari who i think abt every day #i love u most #DO NOT REPOST