#really drunk

[adriles]

when we’re done with our overwhelming grief we’ll eat i guess

#book 22 #im verh drunk #hi #greatest hits #not really sure why this one resonated. are u all ok #is everyone just at the shiva #yall need to stop saying you arent gonna eat then in the tags #i love that a lot of you are getting beautiful things out of this #but some of yall need to know i wrote this while incredibly drunk #this isnt meant to be all that deep this is just shitty iliad posting #more comments like this is just judaism. surprise surprise im jewish #but again this isnt about sitting shiva #this is me drunk talking about the last 3 books of the iliad #idk what to tell u man

[araneapeixes]

in the bathroom at the gay clubbbb

#a less edited version added for plausible deniability that its not a mirror selfie #bc i know astarion shouldnt be visible in the mirror. but the vision was too strong #anyways on the dancefloor shadowheart is doing those goth girl dances from tiktok #and astarion is doing the fork in the garbage disposal #they dont get any btw bc they get too drunk on tequila and end up throwing up outside and #astarion has to call wyll to pick them up. he does of course #at the same time laezel and karlach are getting into a bar brawl someplace else #and gale is going snork mimimi at home:) #i really like how the shading came out here. adding highlights really helps with 3d shapes #and the way ive shaded shadowhearts torso had me feeling like pygmalion ngl #bg3 #baldurs gate #baldurs gate 3 #shadowheart #astarion #astarion ancunin #bg3 modern au #i NEED to draw shad in more outfits

[sinlizards]

CONGRATULAATIOOOOOONS !!~

#beatrice umineko #umineko #umineko when they cry #my art #fan art #undescribed #still on episode 5 but we are working thru o7 i just really like this beato fit and also her drunk off her ass #cant play much now cuz Moving and Work and Commissions and [collapses]

[crumb-crumblet-s-crumbington]

wintersberg date night with @heraxic designs......... they r refueling my wintersberg phase 😭😭😭

i think ethan would be a very emotional drunk

#ethan winters #karl heisenberg #eveline re7 #rosemary winters #rose winters #resident evil #resident evil fanart #rebhfun #resident evil village #resident evil 8 #re8 #wintersberg #they r in my head #i cant stop #karl doesnt even get buzzed he chugs all the beer and then pees it all out immediately because hes so stupid #ethan sips on his wine and slowly gets more and more wine drunk #karl trying to be romantic and buys ethan a expensive wine brand with all the tax money he got when he was a lord #ethan never even drinks it because its so expensive hes scared to #wintersberg gettng drunk together but karl just gets really loud and annoying and ethan gets really sappy and emotional #and then they both pass out on the couch together and sleep like rocks #drunk wintersberg is such a funny concept now that i think about it #because they would both be fueling each other and they would have such a fun time but it would be SO LOUD

[your-royal-momoness]

Zuko, hungover: please tell me I’m imagining that I claimed I was the king of all the turtleducks

Sokka: I would, but then I’d be lying to the King of All Turtleducks

#turtleducklord strikes again! #you can’t tell me that Zuko isn’t the kind of drunk to just SOB over how cute things are #like turtleducks #or Druk #or Sokka - it’s how they get together #Zuko and Sokka are catching up and they get drunk and Zuko thinks he’s finally got enough courage to tell Sokka he likes him #so he starts waxing poetic about Sokka to his face #but actually #Zuko is very drunk #and he’s really just incoherently crying about how beautiful Sokka is and squishing his cheeks #still works tho #zukka #sokka #zuko #atla #avatar the last airbender #trashbending

[larkspurglove]

Fun fact about the underworld saga:

‘558 men who died under your command’ from The Underworld, combined with ‘43 left under your command’ from Ruthlessness, doesn’t add up to 600 men.

Which means that the guy who fell off Circe’s roof and died is canon to Epic the musical.

#for context in Homer’s odyssey there was a guy who got really drunk and fell asleep on Circe’s roof the day before they were meant to leave #and when he woke up he forgot he was on the roof of the palace and fell off #and as such broke his neck and died #epic the underworld saga #epic the musical

[lazylittledragon]

mombin pt 7 <33

(1)(2)(3)(4)(5)(6)

#stranger things #mombin #platonic stobin #steve harrington #robin buckley #cw pregnancy #tw emetophobia #rip robin #you know it's bad when steve 'it's not broken just walk it off' harrington has to drag you to the hospital #idk about anyone else but when i haven't slept or i'm really dehydrated it's like i'm drunk

[hajihiko]

a leetle self indulgence for me.....

#ryota mitarai #ultimate impostor #Sagimita #Mitworai #an art #sdr2 #super danganronpa 2 #Danganronpa 3 #Ryota is saying 'why would you shower without meee' and 'your hair is so niiice you should wear it down foreveeerrrr' #Drunk little bastard. Shoutout to miggy for this interpretation #I've been really fast with commissions! I deserve a little Treat ❤ 🎂

[myoswu]

*SCREAM*

#bkdk #bakudeku #izuku midoriya #bakugo katuski #mha fanart #bonkdonk #oh wow my art really arting today sheeshhhhh #im so happy with this TT #izuku drunk! #they were drinking

[daiwild]

Forever & Always Paulkins ?

Orr Tinkoffski 👀

The Matthew-Perkins. Second normal-est Hatchetfield couple. The first normal-est are the Jerries, obv.

#ok let me ramble abt F&A real quick #paul is such a himbo in this one and no one talks abt that #i love nmt cuz it really shows how fucked up paul is #doesnt listen to his wife at all. gets drunk on half a beer. kills people. is a clone. later turns into a cat #im an emma kinnie not bc i relate to her but bc i also would kill for paul /j #nightmare time #paulkins #emma perkins #paul matthews #daiwild #ask tag

[nelkcats]

Scamming the scammer

John Constantine was the biggest headache Danny had managed to get, ever. After becoming King he did not think that his first task would be to solve the man's soul problems.

And it seemed quite incredible to him that the hellbazer would consider selling his soul as if it were a used car that he wants to get rid of to buy a new one. He was aware that he needed a soul, wasn't he? That it was not possible to buy a new one? Because he didn't want to be the one to inform him if that was not the case.

To top it off, beings from different domains within his kingdom came explicitly to claim the British's soul, which didn't even make sense, there were thousands of souls! Why did everyone want the same one? And why did he have to be the one to take care of it?

Completely frustrated, he placed all the paperwork for John Constantine in an empty room and locked the door. He smiled as he came up with a plan to improve the situation, it might be worth it.

That's how a drunk John Constantine found himself signing a dubious contract in exchange for the power to turn any liquid into beer, he didn't bother to read the contract, most demons just wanted his soul and this guy looked so human, with a presence so light it must be a minor demon for sure.

This turned out to be a bad decision when the next morning he found himself trapped in a room full of documents, the door locked. Taped to the door was a green note that said "Enjoy doing your own paperwork sir, I hope you're pleased with yourself", and well, maybe he should have read that contract after all.

#danny phantom #dp x dc #danny fenton #dc x dp #ghost king danny #john constantine #Danny obviously made his presence lighter #And John was to drunk to care about it #or check if it was true #No one said he take good decisions while drunk #justice league dark #Of course Danny is going to explain the situation later #but for now he wanted the hellbazer suffering the same as him for all the problem #all the contracts in the locked office were Constantine's contracts lmao #Danny got bored of the 80 visits per day from greater demons to claim the soul of some idiot #He's really just being petty right now #John considered if the power to get drunk everywhere was a good idea for a few seconds #he shrugged and decided that it was worth it #Danny had fun dressing up as a minor demon #The Justice League won't be as amused as him with the current situation #justice league #Danny will leave John locked up all weekend #although he is obviously going to feed him #he is not a monster #just a tired teenager #Read your contracts don't be like Constantine

[haunth0use]

THEYRE NOT LISTEBING TO SHIT!!!!!!!!!

#zolu #one piece fanart #roronoa zoro fanart #monkey d luffy fanart #haunth0use #one piece #I’m really fucking drunk rn iwl #KITTY D LUFFY #MEOWNOA ZOMEW

[stevethehairington]

everyone i see saying "omg oliver really said eat the rich!!!1!111!!!!" are COMPLETELY missing the point of that movie. it was not an "eat the rich movie", it wasn't about class in that sense AT ALL. it was very much about desire and obsession and consumption. not class!!

#saltburn #sure class plays a small role in it #but its literally revealed that oliver ISNT poor he isnt living a bad life in a bad home in wanting conditions #he has a middle class family that seems fairly stable financially #he literally makes up all the stuff about having terrible parents who were neglectful and drunk all the time #so it really is not about him infiltrating this family to steal their money and property #not at all!!!!! #yeah he becomes obsessed with a boy from a rich family but it is not BECAUSE he is rich #that has nothing to do with it!! #and people who look at this film and only see it as an 'eat the rich' movie are doing it a GREAT disservice #they are fundamentally misunderstanding it

[delizbin]

Effie’s first year as an escort was… interesting! Life threatens aside (and some death here and there), the parties and dresses were nice :)

#I am aware this is not the kind of “wall” scenario you all wanted but I have something in mind okay stick with me #be patient #:) #he would never threaten her the first year c’mon … wouldn’t he tho? #black and white because my mind doesn’t properly function so this is the maximum of productivity for me I guess #hayffie #this really happened I was there I can confirm this #he isn’t a ray of sunshine for sure #she must have tried to interfere at the beginning just to drop the ball 3 years in or so #hoping for the promotion right #this is my blog I write whatever I want in the tags okay? okay #shish I really just want to shut myself up sometimes #while am I still writing aah #capisc just popped into my head and I had to make him say that for some reason #he was drunk of course but at least he didn’t vomit on her here and there

[saddest-girl-in-the-whole-world]

thinking about how harrows schizophrenia and general mental state is actually a lot less of a problem compared to the behaviour of everyone else around her that's using her schizophrenia and general mental state as a justification to treat her like shit during HtN.

I mean like yeah sure she's acting vaguely odd and has hallucinations of the body but like she's actually handling that well considering the situation she's in, the far bigger problem is that everyone around her is treating her like shit, hunting her for sport, treating her like she's less worthy of consideration and trying to manipulate her like sure she's not doing great but I'm sure it'd be a lot easier if!!! anyone!!! was treating her like a person!!!!

#god im so sorry for her #jod is somehow the nicest person and he just thinks shes probably really strong and also easy to manipulate #and the only time hes trying to convince the others to treat her better is when hes telling them how useful she could be #like when she almost kills ORTUS and he goes see??? shes useful!!! #it's relatable in a very sad way #im very drunk btw just came back from pride #the locked tomb #gideon the ninth #harrow the ninth #tlt spoilers #harrowhark nonagesimus

[thomastair]

the thing that people don’t get about djats is that it’s about people who are bad for each other and want what other people can’t give them and resent each other for it anyway. it’s about daisy going after a man she knows will hurt her because she hates herself and because she believes that if the man who loves someone like camila (who’s everything daisy believes she can’t be) can love someone like her then it’ll heal something broken. but it doesn’t. all it does is give her another reason to hate herself and camila Refuses to let her. she tells her that she’s worth saving and daisy’s never had anyone tell her that and that’s what pushes her to get sober. billy sees daisy the same way he sees his addiction and his decision to stay with camila is a decision to change. to not relapse. to be everything his father wasn’t. daisybilly finding each other later in life is them giving each other a second chance. as different people who won’t burn each other up. and the reason both of them are even alive is camila. who told both of them they were worth that second chance. that’s what makes it beautiful and people just don’t. get it!

#i just watched and i’m really drunk but like!! Oh my god!! #daisy jones and the six #djats #daisybilly